Malachi 2:2-3
If you do not listen, and if you do not resolve to honor my name,” says the LORD Almighty, “I will send a curse on you, and I will curse your blessings. Yes, I have already cursed them, because you have not resolved to honor me.“Because of you I will rebuke your descendants; I will smear on your faces the dung from your festival sacrifices, and you will be carried off with it.
Discuss.
It’s like what he did on election day to Republicans. How can you not believe this shit?
So …
As the One Who Is, I am far to Me to need craven human praise,
I Am that I Am.
Um, @God, you’re incoherent. Have a cuppa’ and come back when you can manage a cogent thought — or not.
Dung on my face?!??!! He’ll probably make me eat liver ‘n’ onions for dinner the rest of my life, yea, even unto the seventh generation.
“…and I’m the seventh out of seven sons. My Pappy was a pistol, I’m a son-of-a-gun!”
Roger Miller, from Dang Me
Are Mariachis mentioned anywhere in the Old Testament?
So… Heaven is like a German Scheiße film?
The only Malachi I recognize is Malachi Constant, the space wanderer. All others are false prophets.
Shorter version: You better kiss my ass, and kiss it good. You better keep kissing it or I’ll fuck you and your whole family up.
God sounds like a mafia Don. Or a banker.
God: what a dick.
Kinda sounds like Mitt Romney.
Sounds a lot like Goldy’s writing style, actually.
Sounds like we’re supposed to pray more so the Rapture will take the Republicans away.
@12
There was a article in today’s Tacoma paper about people in Texas wanting to secede, to which I say good riddance.
@13 Nah, let’s give Texas back to Mexico, it’d serve those Texas secessionists right. They don’t know when they have it good.
God likes His people to be shitfaced.
OWwwwwwwwww……..!
Attention all
RepublicansRapturitesThe world ends December 21, 2012
Now is the time to prepare for the best if you are a true BELIEVER. Your pets will be left behind and will need someone to look after them. I am offering to take care of your pets for the rest of their natural lives for a modest fee. I will love and cherish them as my own, which they will be once you are raptured.
Cash only in advance.