Leviticus 11:12
Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Leviticus 11:7
And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
Clams Casino
1 doz. Littleneck clams
4 slices bacon
4 tbsp. red pepper, minced
3 tbsp. bread crumbs
4 tbsp. garlic butter (see below)
3 tbsp. Parmesan cheese, grated
Yum. Discuss.
I was looking for some new abominations because the ones I have now have gotten boring.
Thanks for the tip!
Kosher laws were evidence based. Eat these things in the days without refrigeration and die.
Pigs were another story. Since pigs can eat every thing humans can, social requirements came into play. In a famine, who gets fed – the rich man’s pig or the poor man’s son?
No pigs, no hard choices.
Grilled Hood Canal Oysters:
1. Start a fire with alder wood (important).
2. Place fresh oyster on grill. I use “The Perfect Campfire Grill”:
http://www.campfiregrill.com/
3. When oyster opens, take the oyster from the grill (wearing leather gloves), use an oyster knife to completely open the oyster, severing the muscle attachment to the shell.
4. Toss the unused oyster shell half back on the beach.
5. Place the oyster in the remaining half shell back on the grill. Fill with white wine, sprinkle on parmesan cheeze, chives and bacon (bits).
6. Cook until firm. Eat directly from the shell.
Unbelievably good!
For a second there, I thought that yummy recipe would send Sarah Palin straight to hell. But then I remembered clams are far too exotic for the backwoods yahoo’s pallette.
It’s simple. He’s a selfish god and wants all the bacon for himself. If he werer active in the world today, the verse would be, “thou shalt have no double-bacon cheeseburger before me.”
In other words, you can have the leftovers.
When it comes to abominations (Deuteronomy 22:5), I gotta say that a woman wearing a mechanic’s coverall or military uniform is pretty hot (do a google search for “women in the idf”)
Men in drag, not so much. http://images.imagestate.com/Watermark/1155833.jpg
Nothing is so repulsive as slug slime on lettuce. I’m not kidding.
Slug slime might be repulsive, but it is not an abomination.
Neither is a diaper fetish, like the one Senator David Vitter liked to indulge in. See, wearing women’s clothes is an abomination (Deut. 22:5), but not wearing a baby’s clothes. Vitter is safe.
Oysters until firm? No!!! The rest sounds good though
What about baby girl’s clothing? How do we know Vitter wasn’t wearing a girl’s diaper?
That’s right save all the pork and shell fish for me!
A serious note injected into all that BS above: eating incompletely-cooked pig gave people trichinosis, which can kill. The bible writers must have noticed that.
Goldy,
Let Puddy know and Puddy will show up at an upcoming Drunkard Liberals and buy you that ham and cheese sandwich with a side order of clams casino then watch you eat it.
Deal?
#3 does sound good – especially with local oysters. Not much of a raw oyster guy, but don’t overcook ’em either, because overcooked oysters are yecch!
Puddy,
Clams casino yes, ham & cheese no. Why would I waste the fat, salt and calories on that? Unless you’re talking about some good imported Prosciutto and Provolone on some crusty bread. That would make a worthwhile sandwich.
you guys are idiots.
there’s nothing wrong with eating shrimp in days without refrigeration. or, clams.
did the northwest native americans die out due to diseases of eataing claims?
no.
no you guys get clams and crabs and cook ’em up so that they never see the inside of a fridge? Yep. re you dead? Nope.
As for pigs, if they’re so disease ridden, um, how come early mankind you know, um, HAD PIGS?
they were domesticated. They were eaten. Yes, you could get trichinosis if not fully cooked but my god, back then you could geta milion diseases inclding all kinds of food borne disease.
Wo to say this is evidence based is…..a myth. totally irrational.
Right?
@9 and 14: “Firm” is a matter of some nuance. I like my shellfish “cooked” (no milkiness, etc.). The cheese should be slightly toasted (light brown) and most of the wine evaporated without overcooking. Fresh alder coals about 10 inches away are best.
BTW, vermouth is perfect for this and vodka martinis (made with Glacier potato vodka from Teton, Idaho and garnished with pickled green beans) are a perfect complement.
We have mostly Pacific oysters (not native). We relish Olympias when we can get them — they are truly tasty.
Is eating pussy an abomination? I don’t think so. If you want to be on the safe side with the master of the universe, you should eat more pussy and less pork.
You know, Kristallnacht probably wasn’t such a big deal. A few bricks through windows thrown by some patriotic Germans worried about the Socialist influence of the Jews in their communities. Heck, you can’t believe the German MSM anyway–probably none of it really happened, and if it did is was probably because those Jews were fanning the flames of incitement with all of their complaints about armbands and confiscations.
Actually the shellfish prohibitions were very likely to keep people from dying from “red tide” type infestations.
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Including the creation of folks for Adan and Eve’s only surving son to to fuck!
As opposed to the recounts that did not get incorporated?
I.e. if you leave out Buddha, the Greek philosophers, Confucius …
I.e. if you leave out Buddha, the Greek philosophers, Confucius …
Of course! God created rewality for scientists to find, believers refused to accept the plain truths.
Which is why the apostles were not executed by stoning as is required for blasphemy.
Grinding axes is an honest trade. Just ask Hagar and Joseph.
Ahso! Apparently God is both cruel and impotent? BTW .. who destroyed the first temple? Who chose crucifixion?
WHAT .. who has tried to expunge Christianity?
As for atheists making war … what war was that? The war of the states? The Indian wars? WWI. WWII?,
What wonderful grammar! A double negative! I prefer, “the effort by liberal scholars to find those passages in the Bible that explicitly condemn of homosexuality”. Of course it is wrong too, but my version IS grammatical.
As in Mussolini, Martin Luther, Oliver Cromwell, Karl Marx, Franco, the papacy, the Holy RFoman Empite, the crusades,
Persoanlly, I kinds like the idea that democracy came from the Iroquois, the Constitution of Medina, and the Greeks.
Torquemada, Richard Nixon. Benedict Arnold, Henry VIIIth, Pious IX, Reverand Moon, Brigham Young,
Or should we pay more attention to … Franklin, Jefferson, Voltaire, Einstein, Watson & Crick, Bohr, ???
Oh yeh, the Christian Conservatives revere religious leaders .. like they revere ML King, Cesar Chavez, Father Drinnan,Darwin, Barack Obama, Jiummy Carter, ??
@ 13. Puddybud is Sad my friend died spews:
Can I get in on this deal. But, to tell the truth, I am not big on ham. To dry and salty. Some chinese pork maybe or a bacon burger?
Benjamin Franklin said that beer proved that God loves us. I say bacon proves that whatever-supreme-being-there-is-if-there-is-one loves us!! Same goes for good ham, too!