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by Goldy — Sunday, 5/13/12, 10:05 am

Leviticus 11:5
And the rock badger, because it chews the cud but does not part the hoof, is unclean to you.

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  1. 1

    Liberal Scientist is a slut who occasionally wears a hoodie spews:

    Sunday, 5/13/12 at 10:14 am

    But what about the Honey Badger, the Crazy, Nastyass Honey Badger?

  2. 2

    Blue John spews:

    Sunday, 5/13/12 at 10:22 am

    This section of the bible seemed to be a “how to” manual for minimizing food poisoning for a primitive tribe without refrigeration.

  3. 3

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 5/13/12 at 10:37 am

    @1
    Crap LS beat me to it.

  4. 4

    Liberal Scientist is a slut who occasionally wears a hoodie spews:

    Sunday, 5/13/12 at 10:55 am

    @3

    Honey Badger doesn’t give a shit!

  5. 5

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/13/12 at 11:43 am

    Democrats need to be more like Honey Badgers when dealing with Republicans.

  6. 6

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/13/12 at 11:43 am

    Btw, feral rabbits aren’t edible.

  7. 7

    David spews:

    Sunday, 5/13/12 at 1:35 pm

    And the Rock Badger is a carrier of the Leishmaniasis parasite.

  8. 8

    GOD spews:

    Sunday, 5/13/12 at 2:22 pm

    Be glad I left food for the goyem.

  9. 9

    Puddybud spews:

    Sunday, 5/13/12 at 2:35 pm

    Btw, feral rabbits aren’t edible.

    How true, especially your old decrepit hide!

  10. 10

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/13/12 at 3:45 pm

    @9 Feel free to eat me anyway. Anytime you’re ready.

  11. 11

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 5/13/12 at 4:40 pm

    @7
    A buddy of mine picked up a dose of that kayaking in Costa Rica, it left him with an open wound on one of his calves for about 4 months. Nasty stuff.

  12. 12

    MikeBoyScout spews:

    Sunday, 5/13/12 at 5:41 pm

    Also, too, Rock Lobster.

  13. 13

    GOD spews:

    Sunday, 5/13/12 at 7:29 pm

    Yes ..
    BUT the only foods I made trefe were those known to MY people. I made Homerus Americanus a new world lobster to show my kindness

  14. 14

    JesusSaves spews:

    Monday, 5/14/12 at 6:39 am

    Not surprising that Bible-bashers focus on the Old Testament Law. Shows a gross misunderstanding of what Christianity is all about.
    But keep amusing yourselves.
    Your lack of intelligent discourse and perspective seems to carry over into virtually all issues.

  15. 15

    JesusShaves spews:

    Monday, 5/14/12 at 7:00 am

    @14

    I think the Dominionist Christianists, bible-thumpers, hate-filled right wingers, Falwells, Robertsons, Santorums and their ilk have a far poorer grasp of what might be termed Jesus’ teachings than the lefty liberals around here, thank you very much.

    Love your neighbor.
    Help the poor.
    Treat others as you would be treated.

    Seems pretty simple.

  16. 16

    God spews:

    Monday, 5/14/12 at 9:26 am

    “Love your neighbor.
    Help the poor.
    Treat others as you would be treated.

    Seems pretty simple.”

    Indeed,his is simple but is it Christian?????

  17. 17

    Bert Chadick spews:

    Monday, 5/14/12 at 2:24 pm

    Badgers? Badgers?!! We don’ eat no stinking’ badgers.

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