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by Goldy — Sunday, 1/29/12, 7:00 am

1 Chronicles 1:25
Eber, Peleg, Reu,

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  1. 1

    MikeBoyScout spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 7:30 am

    Heere odda hilldidda hildhiruhah
    Juuuyr adda hilldadida jigguwah
    Hieere odda hittomamma jizzowazzah
    Hoow bawlda hiwowiwa hiwiwah
    Heere odda hilldeninne hilldennine
    Hiiire odda hillimoney hilluwowahwah
    Dwiire odda higgunama shuppobup
    Deare odda hildumama hithuivha
    Puurr onna hillimona hillduwiva

    … the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a sunday-go-to-meetin bun…

  2. 2

    Liberal Scientist thinks that concentrated power and wealth should be met with suspicion, not adoration spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 8:21 am

    …have you ever had a ‘wish’ sandwich?

  3. 3

    Silenus spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 8:23 am

    Klaatu barada nikto!

  4. 4

    Liberal Scientist thinks that concentrated power and wealth should be met with suspicion, not adoration spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 8:24 am

    Eber, Peleg, Reu,

    Those names don’t get much use anymore.

  5. 5

    God spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 9:13 am

    זה מה שקורה של לא יכלה לקרוא את המילה בעברית. הנביא goldy כנראה איבד את הדרך. את קטלוג של שמות מחזיקה פלסטיני האמת שווה את הז

  6. 6

    God spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 9:17 am

    אני מה בבוקר

  7. 7

    God spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 9:21 am

    למרבה הצער, את הנביא goldy היא התעייפות של לספק את המילה הזאת. להיות לא הגלגל, הו הנביא, אתה תהיה שמענו.

  8. 8

    Deathfrogg spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 9:36 am

    I think thats a typo. It should read: Rubber pegleg, raw.

    It’s a cookbook!

  9. 9

    Zotz sez: My grandpa's name was Elry! spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 9:50 am

    Jesus, your dad’s doing that fucking glossolalia thing again. He’s getting shit all over. Would you please adjust his drool cup?

  10. 10

    God spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 10:39 am

    Zotz,

    If you want to give me advice then address me directly!

    As to whether I am incoherent, do not take MY name in vain by blaming Me for what you write. I never said that I wrote anything in the Roman bible.

    Blame yourselves.

    I am what am.

  11. 11

    Zotz sez: My grandpa's name was Elry! spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 10:57 am

    I was just kidding, God. What did the text say anyway?

  12. 12

    Zotz sez: My grandpa's name was Elry! spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 10:59 am

    Blame yourselves.

    Fuck! Is God Herman Cain? That would explain a lot.

  13. 13

    Pete spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 11:49 am

    @12 No. Herman Cain thinks he’s God, but, as the ladies know, he’s not.

  14. 14

    Unkl Witz spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 11:49 am

    Can you imagine having to memorize all this crap as a young Israelite because they haven’t invented i-pads yet?

  15. 15

    The Golden Gate Quartet spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 1:35 pm

    “Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego”.

  16. 16

    God spews:

    Sunday, 1/29/12 at 6:34 pm

    Witz

    Why would anyone read Chronicles
    in Hebrew?.

  17. 17

    RiRL spews:

    Monday, 1/30/12 at 9:30 pm

    Because we can…

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