1 Timothy 5:23
Stop drinking only water, and use a little wine because of your stomach and your frequent illnesses.
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That was before god waved his magic fairy wand and invented Tums.
Or you can just let one big fart out and it will make you feel just as good.
Google “thighing” and read about what my boy Muhammed thought about enjoying his six-year-old bride’s body. If Muhammed were alive and living here in Washington today, he’d be a registered sex offender and living in a halfway house somewhere in Pierce County.
Having his photo in the local paper, thus declaring him a pedophile, would surely piss off his followers. Not the pedophile part, but the photo would piss then off. Muslims’ priorities surely seem to be in the wrong place.
@4 I’m sure the six year old would be much safer under the care of a Catholic priest.
@3 Nobody’s forcing you to be Islam’s god. If you hate Muslims, why don’t you quit, and get into some other line of work?
Nobody’s forcing you to be a public ass, but you are very good at it.
As for the Catholic priests, they tend to prefer little boys.
Religion everywhere is ridiculous, be it Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Wicca or whatever.
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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, “Man needs religion like a fish needs a bicycle”.
There is no need for organized religion, it is just a way to control people and causes no end of senseless suffering.
Just think of all the people that have died “in the name of God.” Senseless and pointless. If there really was a god, any god, they would put and end to that bullshit. But no, they can’t do that. What, lose the power, maybe the motivation? Supposedly created everything in 6 days and has taken the next 6000 years off and not done anything note, especially stopped the killing in his name? It is horrible that god allows hypocrites like Jim Bakker and the rest of the mega churches preaching for money in the name of the Lord, in order to save souls (what a scam), or even more nuts is allowing pastorbaters to diddle little kids.
Richard Dawkins has a great quote that sums it up nicely: “The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”
Just waiting for Puddy to explode with his pseudo-ebonics, all caps, and gibberish about facts…
Tim was a very hip guy. He had a little side business that distributed the best new hip wines from Syria to the Roman and elite of Jerusalem. This little blurb certainly added a few dozen wine jars a year. Good salesmanship, deserves high praise.
@1 Tums isn’t just an anti acid. It can help those who are concerned about a calcium deficiency.
Tums really is a remarkable product. And it’s had some fabulous advertising and even after 80 years it’s still trucking. Too bad god didn’t get the patent or holds the brand name. God waved and God got fucked. He should sue. .
@3 Well Mohammed would be just fine in a lot of Muslim countries with the addition of a six year old bride to his already large harem. Much more respectable place than just being a concubine. Is the six year old also connected to a political victory? War? Or to sanctify some deal over camels and represents your blessing of these things oh Allah. So that many many can sign the praises of Allah Akbar to you in the new Caliphate or in many of the tribal areas.. Glory to you oh great Allah and may you bless your Prophets taking this maidens maidenhead in marriage before thee. You do know that 6 year old brides are becoming rarer in the middle east but 13 is not at all uncommon if the first wife approves or the families approve of the marriage or insist on it. Often such arranged marriages work out just fine. And divorce is rare.
@8 But in this instance old Tim though he was making a plug in his own interest was applying good advice. for the times medical. Many doctors then and now will advise a little wine. It’s definitely part of the mediterranean diet. In this case I think you are going a bit overboard. Even if your goal is a Puddy head explosion, what if he reads it and just laughs at your over reach. Could he suggest you are suffering from some malady you accuse Donald Trump of having?
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Why on earth would I take medical advice from a disciple of a religious entity? Likewise, why would I take religious advice from a medical doctor? Back it the day sure they probably crossed lines but still, take advice from that Timothy dude and, well, they nailed some of his followers to crosses, might not be sound medical advice.
Puddy head explosion is just for fun, I could really care less what he has to say.
Generally I think Trump and his ilk are dumber than a bag of hammers, however, Trump if he really wanted to make a name for himself, should revoke the 501-(c)(3) status of religious organizations. Why should they be tax-exempt? Make them pay taxes on donations and property, heck, some are already getting into the fray of politics anyway. Think of the tax revenue stream!!!