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HA Bible Study: 1 Samuel 20:30

by Goldy — Sunday, 1/10/16, 6:00 am

1 Samuel 20:30
“You stupid son of a whore!”

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  1. 1

    Willy Vomit spews:

    Sunday, 1/10/16 at 6:42 am

    Hell, this could be directed at anyone. Christians consider all unmarried women to be whores, especially if they have a child.

  2. 2

    Teabagged spews:

    Sunday, 1/10/16 at 6:44 am

    Is that comment made in reference to Mary? Or is made in reference to the Bundy (and Duggar Family) Family and the rest of the Militia Men?

    Oh, this is too funny. The Bad News Bears of Governance. I guess we have to go back in time before the founding fathers of this Country to rehash it all out again.

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141309363

  3. 3

    Teabagged spews:

    Sunday, 1/10/16 at 6:47 am

    @1 or this could be Goldy’s way of giving Steve the Nod that eventually the Apes time is due.

  4. 4

    Ima Dunce spews:

    Sunday, 1/10/16 at 7:12 am

    Can’t mean me. I’m the stupid whore son of a virtuous married lady. Although she was a heavy smoker. Nobody’s perfect.

  5. 5

    Steve spews:

    Sunday, 1/10/16 at 9:30 am

    “@1 or this could be Goldy’s way of giving Steve the Nod that eventually the Apes time is due.”

    I love it!

  6. 6

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 1/10/16 at 2:26 pm

    I think Goldy has put down the wrong verse as the actual verse is about Jonathan and David homosexual affair. Which is probably why a particular someone hasn’t pointed out Goldy’s misquote.

  7. 7

    Teabagged Again spews:

    Sunday, 1/10/16 at 3:23 pm

    @6 Really!? Nice. Is there any video?

  8. 8

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 1/10/16 at 3:57 pm

    They had cars back then?

  9. 9

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 1/10/16 at 5:29 pm

    @7 Sorry no video but found these you can refer too.

    Donatello’s “David”

    “La Somme le Roy”, 1290 AD;

    The erotics of the battle between David and Goliath feature in Richard Howard’s poem “The Giant on Giant Killing” in his book Fellow Feelings (1976).

    Wallace Hamilton declared to be faithful to the Bible texts in his exploration of the love triangle between Saul, David and Jonathan (David at Olivet, 1979).

    Allan Massie wrote King David (1995), a novel about David’s career which portrays the king’s relationship to Jonathan and others as openly homosexual.

  10. 10

    Teabagged Again spews:

    Sunday, 1/10/16 at 6:40 pm

    @9 all that is too complicated for me, a modern day porn film would be a lot easier to understand.

  11. 11

    Mark Adams spews:

    Monday, 1/11/16 at 7:00 pm

    Can’t help you there. While I can support the artistic in “Behind the Green Door” and the historical in that one about Nero. It was a serious work, but definitely x rated to any American audience.

    Unfortunately David Bowie is no longer with us to go to for any input on this matter.

  12. 12

    Mark Adams spews:

    Monday, 1/11/16 at 7:06 pm

    PS if your in Rome just go to the Vactican. Walk up the plaza to the big building. Go in and near the entrance there is a statue called “David” by Michelangelo. Just look think of the son of Saul mentioned in the actual passage and use your imagination a little. Use your favorite male porn star if you want. My my such impure thoughts in the Vactican…that Michelangelo such a radical.

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