Time enough to make a silly pun title, to ask you to get vaccinated or boosted, but that’s about all.
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And DEAD Murdoch, Putin and the ENTIRE FREEDUMB KOOK-US
We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected.
It’s an excuse tax. I’m sorry if you based your entire income on the ability to sell a non-tangeble item. That’s subject to a sales tax like any other product in the marketplace.
Maybe you should have learned to code.
Maybe you should have learned to code.
teh widbee kreepshit used to babble this krap, trolled that my kids should code (they’re not, they use a computer like a carpenter uses a makita drill).
Yours truly countered that soon enough the computers will write code.
And guess what?
I was right.
Awesome!!!! Moddy’s upgraded us from Junk status. Look at that bubble.
But there’s still the matter of our quality control being total shit and when we made a big announcement about the new parallel parking assist mode it took like a couple hours for people to start posting videos of how it…
Doesn’t work.
BAN TIKTOK!
We can’t have these being seen.
Remember when the Street thought we were worth $1T? Good times.
2,
Your suffering is magical.
The senior staff attorney for Gym Jordan’s Committee to Investigate Committees called the office of New York County District Attorney Alvin Bragg and asked (demanded) to speak to the DA yesterday.
The receptionist who answered hung up on him.
Twice.
United’s customer service is awful, but at least their planes don’t fall apart in the sky like Alaska’s plane did.
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/airpods-tracked-down/index.html
@1, @2 Why don’t you two duke it out in a courtroom somewhere? Better yet, several courtrooms in several jurisdictions.
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(23)00461-0/fulltext
The correlations are real.
And they’re spectacular.
House Republicans in Congress now want to micromanage first-grade classrooms. So much for states’ rights. They still want to preserve states’ “right” to discriminate, though.
https://www.aol.com/news/gop-sets-vote-parents-rights-161221605.html
but worse COVID-19 outcomes were associated with the proportion of a state’s voters who voted for the 2020 Republican presidential candidate.
And following logically from the silly, inane, insane and insipid babbling of teh widbee kreepshit troll, HA’s court fool, these WORSE outcomes are..
GOOD
for my kids…
AMIRITE????
Voter fraud found! Hundreds of dead people voted!
https://www.aol.com/news/signatures-hundreds-dead-people-were-013939469.html
Kentucky’s Democratic governor vetoes GOP hate bill directed against children. But it’ll be overridden.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kentucky-transgender-kids_n_641dbb51e4b01ea5cd9421bd
Meanwhile, in Nebraska, a Democratic legislator blocked a GOP hate bill directed against children using Republican tactics.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nebraska-filibuster-anti-trans-bill_n_641b4af5e4b01ea5cd91e88c
In addition to compelling testimony by Trump criminal defense atty Evan Corcoran taking place today before the grand jury, Judge Howell also signed orders last week rejecting claims of “Executive privilege” submitted by Trump COS Mark Meadows and other senior White House officials.
In addition to Meadows, former White House Counsel Pat Cipollone, former Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe, his former national security adviser Robert O’Brien, former top aide Stephen Miller, and former deputy chief of staff and social media director Dan Scavino all are now scheduled to appear, or reappear to answer questions under oath before the federal grand jury.
We’re gonna come home to roost on all of this slicing and dicing of children’s genatalia.
“Missouri lawmakers late Thursday evening moved to strip state funding from public libraries in retaliation for a lawsuit challenging a new state law that bans certain materials in school libraries. The proposal, approved close to midnight by the House Budget Committee, would cut the entire $4.5 million in state aid that libraries were slated to get next year.”
https://www.rawstory.com/missouri-lawmakers-move-to-strip-public-library-funding-in-retaliation-over-book-ban-lawsuit/
Little children throwing an ugly tantrum. By “little children,” I’m not referring to kindergartners and first-graders, who look like grownups compared to the legislature.
It’s time for everyone to recognize that Republicans are anti-freedom. They want to regulate what you can read, think, and say.
@17
Lima beans are gross but some farmers in our state grow Lima beans.
Remove all farming subsidies.
@19
I heard about the Gere fellow and the Gerbil thing from the Enquirer so why are we not making small animal Veterinary illegal?
We must protect the children from Gerbils.
@20
Well everyone knows only queers and ladies that won’t give it up on demand like cats so I’m introducing this bill making the keeping of cats as pets illegal.
All the music recorded since Honky Chateau has been utterly demonic. I am introducing the Protecting Our Children From Aural Harm and Moral Depravoty Act to eliminate Spotify.
Their own anti-Obamacare constitutional amendment bites Wyoming abortion abolitionists in the ass.
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/24/wyoming-abortion-ban-blocked-due-to-obamacare-era-amendment.html
Sending white powder to DA Bragg…that’s funny.
Their boy going to jail and they send white powder. Bunch of beningn losers.
24,
A wealthy old white man who got rich by ripping off uneducated rubes and conspiring with Russian organized crime syndicates, and who pays teen modeling contestants to jerk him off wearing Playtex gloves is now calling a black man who works in county civil service “a degenerate psychopath that truely [sic] hates the USA!.”
This is America.
I don’t know at this point who will get his ass first, Alvin Bragg, Jack Smith, or Fani Willis. But whoever it is, and whenever it happens, they deserve to have a mountain named after them.
General Mills has sold fewer units of product from 2021 to 2022 AND fewer from 2022 to 2023. In both years profit was UP 20% from previous.
Inflation and shrink flatiron is profit taking on the backs of consumers.
Plain and simple
@3 – Yep, the camel’s nose is under the tent.
26,
And Fed policy won’t bring it under control.
It can’t. Wildly spinning macroeconomic rate dials will do nothing to alter the microeconomic effects of monopolies.
Stop consuming. There are other ways of achieving fulfillment that don’t involve booking a reservation, reserving tickets, or opening an Amazon box. They await our discovery.
Inflation is caused by government.
29,
You voted for Trump three times. And you’ll be doing it again next year. Normal folks don’t care what you people think anymore. You joined a cult, got the tattoo, turned your kids over to “the prophet” and drank the Kool aid laced with horse liver paste and fear. You’re the scary muttering street vagabond that decent people cross the street to avoid.
Inflation is caused by government.
There you are, you little thief! Give me back the money you stole from my purse this morning!
@25 “I don’t know at this point who will get his ass first, Alvin Bragg, Jack Smith, or Fani Willis,” but he has two chances out of three of being sent to prison by a black person, and there’ll be black guys waiting for him there, too.
@27 I don’t think you’ll ever have to worry about that camel.
@31 – Mom has been dead for over 30 years. You are a liar.
@33 – Maybe not, but a state income tax is coming for Washington because of liberal progressives like you. You people never seem to understand that it is impossible to give government enough wealth to ever satisfy government.