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by Lee — Friday, 1/25/08, 10:16 am

Some Wyoming transplants have significantly lowered this city’s average IQ.

My Birds Eye View contest this week is a real place, I swear.

UPDATE: Just saw this at Slog, have to post it too:

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  1. 1

    Peyton Manning & the Wyoming Cowboys spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 10:40 am

    The Wyo Anti-Defamation League has retained counsel and will be in touch. Meanwhile, we’ll manfully persist in our apparently pointless effort to pull the collective IQ of the Seattle collective into double digits.

    Have a nice day. (Signed) Just Another Brokeback Sheepherder 4 Cheney

  2. 2

    Richard Pope spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 10:50 am

    So were the young men’s IQ’s lowered because they were from Wyoming, or because they had simply smoked too much marijuana?

  3. 3

    Za spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 11:03 am

    Simple statement: Cheney is from Wyoming.

    Shit, those dumbasses will ruin it for all of us. If you aren’t stupid (like these Wyoming freaks), you don’t get busted.

  4. 4

    Richard Pope On Dope spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 11:08 am

    Is it true, Mr. Pope, that you purchased controlled substances from Mr. Obama, an admitted dope user and likely dope dealer?

    Senator Hillary Dennis Rodman Clinton (D – Wal-Mart) wants to know.

  5. 5

    Bush=Bin Laden spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 11:13 am

    Bush tortures people and kills civilians including children
    Piper supports and enables Bush to torture and kill
    therefore Piper supports and enables torture and killing

  6. 6

    Sloegin spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 11:23 am

    Captain Renault: What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?
    Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
    Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We’re in the desert.
    Rick: I was misinformed.

  7. 7

    Lee spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 11:25 am

    @2
    So were the young men’s IQ’s lowered because they were from Wyoming, or because they had simply smoked too much marijuana?

    Because they not only thought that it was legal here, but that it wouldn’t be a problem to be driving your car while smoking it either.

    Impressive.

  8. 8

    I don't recall I don't recall I don't recall I don't recall I don't recall I don't spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 11:49 am

    Slumlords 4 Hillary: http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1.htm

    This slumlord is an equal-opportunity progressive, as Hillary hinted ‘darkly’ in her recent race-card debate: Mr. R, according to yesterday’s Blethen Times, has given $200,000+ to Obama.

  9. 9

    Bin Ladin=Bush spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 12:11 pm

    Bush mistakenly compares himself to a horse bandit.

    As Texas governor, President Bush admired a 1916 painting by W.H.D. Koehner hanging in his office. In 1995, Bush wrote a memo to his Texas staff describing the artwork:

    koerner334.gif [T]he painting is based upon the Charles Wesley hymn “A Charge to Keep I Have”. I am particularly impressed by the second verse of this hymn. The second verse goes like this: “To serve the present age, my calling to fulfill; O may it all my powers engage to do my Master’s will.” […]

    When you come into my office, please take a look at the beautiful painting of a horseman determinedly charging up what appears to be a steep and rough trail. This is us.

    But in his new book, The Bush Tragedy, Jacob Weisberg explains that the painting has nothing to do with the hymn and “circuit-riders who spread Methodism across the Alleghenies in the nineteenth century.” It actually depicts a horse bandit:

    The artist, W.H.D. Koerner, executed it to illustrate a Western short story entitled “The Slipper Tongue,” published in The Saturday Evening Post in 1916. The story is about a smooth-talking horse thief who is caught, and then escapes a lynch mob in the Sand Hills of Nebraska. The illustration depicts the thief fleeing his captors.

    http://thinkprogress.org/

  10. 10

    Bin Ladin=Bush spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 12:15 pm

    The self-deluded Bush thinks he is a modern Lincoln.

    http://www.salon.com/opinion/f.....=whitelist

  11. 11

    Bin Ladin=Bush spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 12:21 pm

    @8 Citing the Drudge Report

    http://tpmelectioncentral.com/....._rezko.php

  12. 12

    Bin Laden=Bush spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 12:30 pm

    here you go Piper. If you have the balls to answer these questions there must be enough material here for a few thousand words form you.

    Piper, Tell us Piper: Do you support or oppose the use of torture by your President George W. Bush?

    If your son was captured by the enemy Piper, and subjected to waterboarding, would you consider it torture?

    If a country we have no intention of attacking invaded America and occupied this country for years imprisoning, torturing and killing it’s citizens. Would you consider an insurgency to be composed of patriots or terrorists?

    Do you Piper, believe George W. Bush is a man of God whose behavior is guided by a belief in the almighty? Is he any different from Osama Bin Laden in that regard?

  13. 13

    Bin Laden=Bush spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 12:31 pm

    Piper, one last question? What would Jesus do? Would he torture and kill?

  14. 14

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 12:52 pm

    @2 No, it’s because everyone in Wyoming descended from ancestors who interbred with mules. See, e.g., Dickless Cheney.

  15. 15

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 12:53 pm

    @8 Keep in mind that anything you read in Drudge is potboiler fiction.

  16. 16

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 12:54 pm

    Maybe I should say pulp fiction. They’re the same thing.

  17. 17

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 12:54 pm

    The reason they call it pulp fiction is because it’s printed on very cheap pulpy paper that falls apart after the first reading, just like Republican arguments.

  18. 18

    Marcellus Wallace spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 3:30 pm

    14: Brokeback sheep maybe. Mules never.

    08: Drudge links to a photograph. It’s probably Memorex, it may be a lie, but it’s not pulp fiction.

  19. 19

    correctnotright spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 3:55 pm

    wow man….let’s go to Seattle to smoke dope….I hear it is legal there…..oops, the cops say it isn’t …

    that was one of the funniest things I have ever read in the PI.

    Oh well, a dream deferred is a …never mind.

  20. 20

    Marvin Stamn spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 8:10 pm

    I feel in a nice mood, a little eye candy for headless lucy and the rabbit.
    Enjoy yourselves.
      
    http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/25/.....-gay-love/

  21. 21

    cracked spews:

    Friday, 1/25/08 at 10:28 pm

    that Hitler rant about the Giants was priceless

    thanks

  22. 22

    THE Puddybud The Prognosticator... spews:

    Saturday, 1/26/08 at 7:23 am

    I’m surprised no one placed this on the blog:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories.....9494.shtml

    “Saddam Hussein initially didn’t think the U.S. would invade Iraq to destroy weapons of mass destruction, so he kept the fact that he had none a secret to prevent an Iranian invasion he believed could happen. The Iraqi dictator revealed this thinking to George Piro, the FBI agent assigned to interrogate him after his capture.”

    “He also intended and had the wherewithal to restart the weapons program. “Saddam] still had the engineers. The folks that he needed to reconstitute his program are still there,” says Piro. “He wanted to pursue all of WMD…to reconstitute his entire WMD program.” This included chemical, biological and nuclear weapons, Piro says.”

    PuddyStudy: You mean he fooled his next door neighbors the Iranians too? You mean Iran had their Shia spy friends and they didn’t know? You mean he would have restarted his WMD programs if we left him there? You mean he fooled Russia, Czech Republic, Italy, Germany, Britian, France, USA and IRAN> too? No wonder the 16%ers are quiet on this…

    Say it ain’t so. Whudathunkit?

  23. 23

    THE Puddybud The Prognosticator... spews:

    Saturday, 1/26/08 at 8:03 am

    You 16%ers can’t claim the liberal MSM doesn’t frame the news. Look at the first movie they credit Heath Ledger with:

    http://www.breitbart.com/artic....._article=1

    ” The details emerged as Ledger’s family made plans to bury the star of “Brokeback Mountain.” ”

    PuddyStudy: That’s the only movie which counts to this whack-job leftist writer. This type of writing makes Lee proud!

  24. 24

    THE Puddybud The Prognosticator... spews:

    Saturday, 1/26/08 at 8:06 am

    Now this is different. Lee would like this too.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/section.....d=3752777n

  25. 25

    THE Puddybud The Prognosticator... spews:

    Saturday, 1/26/08 at 8:11 am

    How did I know?

    http://www.cbsnews.com/section.....d=3752777n

    She’s Moon Landrieu daughter. She learned it on the knee of one of the best.

  26. 26

    THE Puddybud The Prognosticator... spews:

    Saturday, 1/26/08 at 8:24 am

    Hey 16%ers, you may need to stop calling Bush the Chimp. Better yet keep it up, chimp has better memory!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pag.....ge_id=1770

    PuddyStudy: Smarter than a human? You 16%ers surely know how to pick your metaphors. Waaaa haaaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaa haaaa

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