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  1. 1

    And a DEAD Trump, racist asshole Tucker Carlson, the ENTIRE ECONOMY DESTROYING FREEDUMB kookus and batshit insane and krapshit “judge” Matthew Kascmaryk.

  2. 2

    I do believe that all Antifa are POS.

    Say, have we heard from ACAB since gunshot residue was found on that Atlanta POS’s hands? What an asshole.

  3. 3

    Hunter Biden is such a huge POS that it’s causing problems for the White House, which believes that he’s toxic to its own POS, First Vegetable Joe Biden.

    Scoop: Inside Hunter Biden’s clash with the White House

    Hunter’s team also is moving toward creating a legal defense fund, and hiring ethics advisers for it. High-level Democrats and others are worried about the idea of the president’s son soliciting money to pay for his legal troubles.
    “For this fund to work, it must be extraordinarily transparent and even restrictive by prohibiting foreign citizens and registered lobbyists from contributing,” Anthony Coley, the former top spokesman for the Justice Department who was senior adviser to Attorney General Merrick Garland, told Axios.
    “Without these type of guardrails, the fund will be a legitimate headache for the White House.”

    The problem, apparently, involves partitioning off 10% for The Big Guy without anyone finding out about it until after the 2024 election.

    Never forget, libbies, that a fossilized POS is still a POS.

  4. 4

    I do believe that all Antifa are POS.

    And the asses of convicted, imprisoned, seditionist, POS Proud Boys and Oath Keepers are inviolate.

  5. 5

    From the Democrat shithole of New Jersey comes this indictment of a Democrat donor for doing illegal, typical-behavior Democrat stuff.

    TRENTON — Attorney General Matthew J. Platkin today announced that a campaign manager for a would-be candidate in the 2021 governor’s race is facing election fraud charges after allegedly filing nearly 2,000 bogus petitions in an attempt to get his candidate on the ballot for the Democratic primary.

    James Devine, 61, of Lambertville, was charged by summons with one count of third-degree offenses concerning nomination certificates or petitions, one count of third-degree tampering with public records or information and one count of fourth-degree falsifying or tampering with records.

  6. 6

    Hunter Biden is such a huge POS

    it will never pass from kreepshit’s colon cuz kreepshit’s head is in the way.

    kreepshit head = butt plug

  7. 7

    It was a simpler time when all I had to worry about was how we need to reach out and convince younger voters that exploding tuition, gay and trans bans, cuts to every program, elimination of social security, throwing elected Black and Shemale officials out of office and cracking down on college campus voting was GOOD for them.

    It was just three weeks ago.

    Kellyanne Conway said Democrats could turn the youth vote into a ‘turnout machine,’ warning the GOP shouldn’t just ‘wait for the young to get old’

  8. 8

    Ooh. A televised softball game.

    Jacqui Heinrich
    @JacquiHeinrich
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    21m
    President Biden says he will be doing “a major press conference this afternoon”

    There is no press conference scheduled – although Biden is set to interview with MSNBC tonight.

    Working to figure out what that’s all about…

    Maybe they’ll ask him about his bastard granddaughter and why he and DOCTOR Jill Biden have yet to acknowledge her existence.

  9. 9

    What to do with a liberal cunt so toxic she can’t be confirmed by a Democrat-controlled Senate?

    Jake Wilkins
    @JakeWilkns
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    1h
    🚨 SCOOP from @AlexThomp & @HansNichols
    :
    NEERA TANDEN will replace Susan Rice as head of the Domestic Policy Council.

    Stef Feldman, will replace Tanden as staff secretary.
    axios.com
    Scoop: Neera Tanden to replace Susan Rice as head of Domestic Policy Council
    She initially was President Biden’s choice to lead the Office of Management and Budget.

    Give her a back door into the most corrupt White House in history.

  10. 10

    Never forget, libbies, that a fossilized POS is still a POS.

    Speak for yourself, señor put out to pasture..

  11. 11

    so toxic she can’t be confirmed

    Yawwwn.. she called moscow mitch “voldemort”.. something the asshole would be more than happy to be called.

    stack that next to “grim reaper”..

  12. 12

    the most corrupt White House in history

    What???? It’s forgotten Billary already..

    Bad proteins are clumping. Death Valley days are at hand.. Good for the kids..

  13. 13

    A more truthful explanation would be citing public disgust at the fraud on the American public that she helped lead.

    CDC’s Rochelle Walensky resigns, citing pandemic transition

    Walensky, 54, has been the agency’s director for a little over two years. In her letter to Biden, she expressed “mixed feelings” about the decision and didn’t say exactly why she was stepping down, but said the nation is at a moment of transition as emergency declarations come to an end.

    The public is transitioning from suppression to anger, which is why you have Fauci and Weingarten claiming they had nothing to do with shutting down schools.

  14. 14

    @2

    Palin’ round with murderers and Pedophiles again? Your timing is too damn funny.

    Suspended NYPD cop Timothy Martinez was convicted Wednesday of seeking out kiddy porn on Twitter — about a week after federal prosecutors played a recording for jurors in which he admitted paying a young girl for a sex video.

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    @5

    You mean Democrats aren’t willfully blind to corruption by party members.

    Weird

  16. 16

    Since the Republicans answer to gun violence is more guns, then the answer to kiddie porn is more porn. And the answer to abortion is more abortions

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    I do believe that all Antifa are POS.

    Seeing as you’ve totally embraced fascism, it makes perfect sense that you believe anyone who is anti-fascist is a POS.

  18. 18

    cunt cunt cunt cunt twat twat twat twat

    For some strange reason our fascist Incel troll keeps revealing why no woman has ever fucked him and never will. Even ugly fascist women hate that shit.

  22. 22

    For some strange reason our fascist Incel troll keeps revealing why no woman has ever fucked him and never will. Even ugly fascist women hate that shit.

    Nothing a horse can’t solve.

  28. 28

    You know the Assholes at Faux News Headquarters are fuming that Clearance is a POS. And instead of speaking out against him, all they can do is join him!

    Not only do they lower the bar, they limbo to go lower!

  29. 29

    @ 14

    So we’ve gone from “All cops are bastards.” to “All Atlanta cops are bastards.” to “Hey, this one NYPD cop is a bastard.”

    Bet more NY public school teachers have been nailed for sexual offenses involving minor children than have NYPD officers.

    But enjoy this one. You’ve had so little to cheer about lately. Atlanta was a total flameout for you.

  30. 30

    Why is it worse that Harland Crow funded a scholarship that benefitted Clarence Thomas’ nephew than it is that NBC paid Bill and Hillary’s daughter $600,000/year for…

    NEPOTISM JUNE 13, 2014
    NBC Paid Chelsea Clinton $600,000 to Do Nothing, Basically

    …what, exactly?

  31. 31

    Chelsea Clinton was the ugliest child to occupy the White House in a generation. She didn’t do any better once she left, either. Other than getting paid for being a conduit to a future president, I mean.

    Even high ranking company officials within NBC, according to sources at 30 Rock, weren’t that impressed with her. One senior staffer told colleagues after multiple meetings that Chelsea was going to be simply “terrible” on television. Upon her arrival, Chelsea was given a welcome bag, filled with NBC swag, 30 Rockers tell me. NBC’s David Gregory responded by jokingly asking: “Where’s my welcome bag?”

    Gregory’s joke hints at the unprecedented level of special treatment Chelsea receives: she didn’t do live shots on her Rock Center debut; she gets chauffeured everywhere in a town car while others her age strap hang with the suckers in Gotham’s sewers; she has her own personal spokesperson; and she has her own chief-of-staff, Bari Lurie. (Lurie is to Chelsea what Huma Abedin is to Hillary: a fiercely loyal female aide and confidante, who logged over 7,000 miles with her during the 2008 campaign.) Other top talent at the network noticed that luxury: Lester Holt, Hoda Kotb, Natalie Morales, and Savannah Guthrie all share a single assistant. (An NBC spokesperson says, however, that Chelsea pays for her own chief of staff.)

    Not to mention how all the kids in NBC reacted. “The message was, ‘You didn’t waste your journalism degree,’” says one NBC news staffer. “There’s resentment.” The critical reception of her debut on Rock Center wasn’t great, either: the Washington Post described her as “one of the most boring people of her era.” And, NBC sources say, for her debut, they pre-taped her intro interview with Brian Williams at least twice (they ended up using the first taping,) an unusual move for what’s presented as a spontaneous interview.

    Woof.

  33. 33

    @29

    Nope all of them.

    If they weren’t when they joined the academy they get washed out and if they make it through the fraternal code gets them.

    Say…did you see the guy who literally did nothing to or while George Floyd was being murdered is guilty?

    I mean…all he did was watch his brother and back the badge.

  34. 34

    @ 32

    He should be in prison.

    For a third-degree misdemeanor, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit?

    Can we apply that rationale to Antifa, too?

  35. 35

    @31 yawwwnn. the asshole who coined “first dog in the white house”..

    is fucking dead.. may it curdle in hell.. good for my kids, btw..

    wtf cares if an amy carter or a chelsea or the bush girls don’t sparkle on camera?

    strong post kreepshit.. you’re a credit to your frat house.

  36. 36

    @2 So if you’re not anti-fascist, you must be pro-fascist, or do you wish to posture neutrality toward fascism?

  37. 37

    NBC paid Bill and Hillary’s daughter $600,000/year for…

    Their money, free country.. Chelsea isn’t a judge making decisions that set legal precedents.

    Freaking Michael Cohen shook down plenty of corporate ceo’s for “access” and those are supposed to be the smartest guys in the room.

  38. 38

    @3 Funny how Biden left a Trump-appointed USA in place to investigate and possibly prosecute his own son, and run interference for his kid at the DOJ, isn’t it? Republicans like you can’t wrap your heads around impartial rule of law.

  41. 41

    @13 Looks like Doctor Dumbfuck is hitchhiking a ride on Dr. Simone Gold’s bus. What happened to the F-250? And the horse?

  42. 42

    @ 35

    wtf cares if an amy carter or a chelsea or the bush girls don’t sparkle on camera?

    Girlfriend, a joke told about the appearance of a woman in the White House helped get Robin Williams his first Oscar.

    Although it’s clear that among HA commenters you are uniquely sensitive to jokes told at the expense of women, ya dumb twat.

  43. 43

    @29 Don’t look here, look over there …

    So now all teachers are porn-peddling bastards? Your party thinks so, so you’d better fall in line with the party line.

  44. 44

    I see the Supreme Court intervened this morning against Oklahoma executing a man Oklahoma says probably shouldn’t be executed but insists on executing anyway because executions are fun. I’m surprised; I expected the conservative Supremes to get folding chairs, buckets of popcorn, and watch.

  45. 45

    a joke told about the appearance of a woman in the White House helped get Robin Williams his first Oscar.

    Anything for a laugh. His Oscar really made his unfortunate passing that much easier.

    you are uniquely sensitive to jokes told at the expense of women

    Hmmm.. I don’t think so.. I just call an asshole an asshole. YOU are an asshole. Kari Lake, MTG, etc are fucking jokes. But that doesn’t have SHIT to do with them being female.

  47. 47

    @34 Trying to take a loaded gun through a TSA checkpoint should be a felony, dumbshit. If not the first time someone attempts it, certainly if they do it again. If he had a Muslim-sounding name, he’d be doing thirty years in Terre Haute.

  48. 48

    @ 43

    So now all teachers are porn-peddling bastards?

    This from the asshole who had no trouble with propagating the lie that all LEO are racist wife-beating murderous crooks.

  50. 50

    @48 I’m actually not into stereotyping entire groups, but you clearly have difficulty thinking outside your own box.

  51. 51

    What’s Generac today, doc? What did I say yesterday @95 in the previous thread?

  52. 52

    So we’ve gone from “All cops are bastards.” to “All Atlanta cops are bastards.” to “Hey, this one NYPD cop is a bastard.”

    And we also went from “All cops are special” to “Assault a cop with a Fire Extinguisher is special”, and “Defund the FBI”, and “Defend even a Bad Cop”.

    Isn’t that special. Bob you are nothing but a man without any convictions.

  53. 53

    @52 “Bob you are nothing a man without any convictions.”

    Are you sure of that? Did you check court records?

  54. 54

    The DIA is up over 500 points today. It shouldn’t be. April jobs came in 40% above estimates, and inflation is sticky, so there’s zero prospect of the Fed cutting interest rates. It appears more regional bank dominoes are set to fall. There’s little reason to believe GOP arsonists won’t force a Treasury default a few weeks from now. But Wall Street is giddy just because Apple sold a few more iPhones.

  55. 55

    2,

    Republican troll Shit-lord crybaby declares that he opposes opposition to fascism.

    This is to be expected.

  56. 56

    13,
    And similarly to be expected, the Shit-lord crybaby declares his ongoing opposition to sound medical science and the efficacy of vaccines.

    Something about pizza at any minute.

  58. 58

    “Clarence Thomas’ billionaire friend could be hit with hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes for the gifts he bestowed on the Supreme Court Justice, a new report stated Friday.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/clarence-thomas-2659971816/

    I don’t understand this. I thought compensation paid to an employee is tax-deductible, not taxable.

  59. 59

    Why is it worse…
    …what exactly?

    Was never concealed.
    Was never an overt ethical conflict of interest.
    Was never tax fraud.
    Exactly and more.

    Now do his mother’s house.

    Then do the $5,000 bottles of wine.

    Then do the $1,000 cigars.

    Then do the private, luxury jet flights paid for by Trammel Crow.

    Then do the weeks of sumptuous lodging with meals prepared by Michelin starred chefs at Trammel Crow private lodges.

    Then to the hundreds of thousands in secret payments to the Associate Justice’s wife for “consulting”.

    Defendering Thomas’ conduct here is actually worse than defendering Associate Justice DateRape’s conduct when he was an alcoholic smirking frat paddle of a teen casually enjoying watching a passed out girl getting raped and shoving his tiny pale dick in girl’s faces. As odious as that conduct may have been, as as disqualifying as it should have been, it did not actually bear directly on decision making before the (soon to be formerly) most powerful court.

  60. 60

    But Wall Street is giddy just because Apple sold a few more iPhones.

    It’s all bullshit. They are stealing from the little people. The Stock Market is a gimmic.

  62. 62

    Ready, fire, aim!

    “Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton didn’t allow the facts to interfere … as he lashed out at a progressive prosecutor for dropping charges …. There was just one problem – Travis County District Attorney Jose Garza had nothing to do with it.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2659971710/

  63. 63

    Please take note, y’all. Because the steady drip, drip of Clarence Thomas scandal is not likely to abate any time soon.

    This guy is a piece of shit, who very obviously adopted a fairly cynical attitude about his ethical responsibilities as a judge and adopted it early on, probably during his appointment process. He simply does not consider himself bound by the law and ethical norms in any way.
    He’s had more than three decades to compile his record. So there is bound to be more corruption flowing through the pipeline. And as appalling as these lapses are, it doesn’t appear that he was particularly concerned at any point. His backers and operators seem to have made the greatest efforts to keep these corrupt schemes hidden from easy discovery. All Thomas did was mostly refuse to comply with reporting as required by law.

    So it’s almost certain we are just beginning to learn about the piece of shit. And as the true depth of his corruption continues to be revealed, it’s fair to say at some point some Senate Republicans will begin to shift their rhetoric and response to the revelations of corruption. It’s therefor only a matter of time before we begin to hear them claim that they “never knew” and that they “had no idea”. This is the playbook y’all. It’s how they’ve dealt with Trump, with the Jan 6th Terror Attack, and with “Stop the Steal” lying.

    But just as with that bullshit, claims that Thomas has been some kind of cypher are equally bullshit. They knew decades ago that he was a piece of shit. And they fought like animals to protect him and get him right where he is today. They counted on him being a piece of shit.

  64. 64

    @31

    How bad is it for Dumbfuck…

    Chelsea, her looks as a child (now 44) and NBC where she hasn’t worked in close to a decade.

    Along the way she graduated from Stanford, Masters as a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford, Masters from Columbia Doctorate back at Oxford.

    Can’t understand why women aren’t voting for the party that has nothing better to talk about than their jobs as Baby ovens and how they looked as teens.

    Maybe you can tell me?

  65. 65

    @63 “So it’s almost certain we are just beginning to learn about the piece of shit.”

    Not really. We learned most of what there is to know about his character years ago from Anita Hill’s testimony. Btw, I believed her, and didn’t believe him. Her being black or a woman has nothing to do with that. As a lawyer, I’m trained to evaluate the credibility of witnesses. He had none.

  66. 66

    @64 Gee, do you suppose Chelsea has something on the ball that’s independent of who her parents are?

  68. 68

    67,
    And historically, as a matter of unwritten policy handed down from senior police commanders and approved by elected officials that we have voted for, police officers known to have observed this overtly criminal conduct among their fellow officers and failed to file reports are never to be prosecuted, and only given administrative discipline when absolutely no other way of avoiding that can be found.

    This is America.

  69. 69

    @58

    If you could pay ‘hundreds of thousands’ if you get caught bribing a Supreme Court Justice who intervenes to help the clients of your Foundation earn Billions of dollars…would you do it again?

  70. 70

    Marge offered him a handjob if he’d make a statement about the document she wants. Full service if he’d do it on camera.

  71. 71

    Vicious Troll:

    Here is all you need to know about these liberal progressive trolls:

    “…affluent, elite, healthy, and highly educated coastal progressives.”

    These fuckers are in love with themselves and couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heal.

  72. 72

    @71 I knew I’d find you here. Give back the money you stole from my purse this morning.

  73. 73

    Quite the shitshow the fascist troll is putting on today.

    Will he ever pwn a lib? Nah. He’s too fucking stupid.

  74. 74

    @71

    Why y’all piss in your boots?

    You know outhouses and sagebrush are a thing, right?

  75. 75

    @71 So now you’re demanding equality of result for dropouts on drugs who don’t work, gorge on junk food and guzzle cheap beer, spend their money on lottery tickets, and plant themselves in flyover shitholes? You sound like a communist.

    Why shouldn’t “elites” who studied, got their degrees, landed professional jobs, worked their asses off, took care of their health, and managed their money well live better than people who choose to be losers in a competitive capitalist society?

    By the way, “highly educated” folks tend to be more competent at complex tasks than cellar-dwelling incels living off their mothers’ social security. They just are.

  76. 76

    We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected.

  77. 77

    Today we learned 8 of Georgia’s 16 fake Trump electors have accepted immunity offers and are cooperating with D.A. Fani Willis and her team of prosecutors against the other 8 fake electors. And, presumably, Trump and his minions.

  78. 78

    Because of me, Ron DeSantis will never be president.

    He never should have fucked with me. Hell, even Minnie could have kicked his fat ass.

  79. 79

    @74

    @74

    “Why y’all piss in your boots?”

    It’s an old country expression. Here’s another that applies to you:

    You couldn’t find you ass with a flashlight!

    @75

    “Why shouldn’t “elites” who studied, got their degrees, landed professional jobs, worked their asses off, took care of their health, and managed their money well live better than people who choose to be losers in a competitive capitalist society?”

    You’re starting to sound more like a Libertarian, rodent. Are you backing hard work and merit these days instead of massive totalitarian government social engineering?

  80. 80

    71,
    Thanks little fella.
    It still warms my heart to see how easily and deeply my mere words can wound your fragile and sensitive feels.

    Cry more now, traitor.

  81. 81

    …instead of massive totalitarian government social engineering?

    Here is a brief list of proposals issued by leading GOP candidate Donald J Trump’s for expanded democracy, individual liberty, and smaller government since he announced his candidacy:

    – establishment of a federal agency under his control to operate and oversee all elections;
    – deployment of fully combat armed, active duty federal troops into various US communities that he designates to “restore order” in whatever way he deems it appropriate without any state and local agreement;
    – Dissolution of the federal civil service system in order to place every position of federal employment under his direct control to enable him and his campaign to award federal employment as spoils to supporters and donors;
    – Implementation of a binding legal oath of personal loyalty to him for every federal employee;
    – Elimination of the federal whistleblower system for protecting contractors, vendors and employees who report corruption;
    – Creation of a new whistleblower system to pay bounties to employees, vendors, contractors, and their family members who report disloyalty to Donald J Trump;
    – Seizing control of local school districts and replacing locally elected school boards with his appointees;
    – Taking over all public school curriculum at the national level under the control of an executive branch agency he would appoint and oversee.
    This is only a partial list.

    That you support Trump and these things while calling yourself a “Libertarian” is a near perfect description of what modern Mises Caucus Libertarians have become.

    I thank you.

  82. 82

    @79

    So old country folk are familiar with the procedure for dumping piss out their boots? And for some reason they think the people that never pissed and eat it that left?

    Boy, you’re a taco short of a combo plate aren’t you. You couldn’t find your ass with both index fingers. You kick cow shit on a hot day.

  83. 83

    @79 “Are you backing hard work and merit these days instead of massive totalitarian government social engineering?”

    Always did, still do, always will. But that doesn’t make me a Libertarian. I believe in regulated capitalism, because laissez-faire capitalism always self-destructs. And is cruel to workers and rips off consumers.

    I fought against totalitarian government in Vietnam, and voted against totalitarian government in this country when I voted for Biden (see #81).

  85. 85

    Would you all help me with my legal expenses? I really, really need your help so I can continue to be a dirtbag piece of shit. By the way, do you have any coke?

  86. 86

    If you help me out I will literally sell you access to my father-in-law and the people who work for him.
    For the right sum I can actually make the Sec of State fly to you or order the Sec of Defense agree to sell you advanced weapons systems. Economic sanctions waived, or extradition dropped. I can get it done. I work inside the White House next door to the Chief of Staff. I have full access to the classified Presidential Daily Briefing and any other classified program. What do you need?
    Call me and let’s make a deal.

    I’m a great guy and I’m easy to get along with. If you want and for the right price you can even do my wife. But I get to watch.

  87. 87

    -72

    There you are, you welshing bitch! Where’s the 10 grand we used to get your happy ass out from that possession-with-intent-to-distribute charge over in Spokane back in ’89? Pay up. you irresponsible little bitch!

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