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Hey, it’s rad that Maria Cantwell is introducing a bill to clean up a bunch of space junk. There is simply too much crap in orbit. I am glad that Washington is the kind of place that can elect nerds who care about space being a big ol’ mess. Get it done.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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    DHS Agents in Miami falsified paperwork for detainees they put on planes headed to Massachusetts. DHS OIG has opened an investigation. DHS agents provided the migrant detainees with false addresses and instructed them to contact USCIS in Mass (rather than the ICE office local to their falsified address) upon arrival in Massachusetts to update their address, thus ensuring that they would be in violation and subject to removal.

    At least one of these steps is a felony thanks to laws pushed through by Republicans in the early 2000s.

    Leopards eating faces.

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    I suppose it’s better to care about space junk than to employ a gay pedophile. Maria’s improving in her fourth term.

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    One of the things Miami DHS failed to take into account was the fact that the destination they were sending these migrants fleeing a Marxist dictatorship is filled with exceptionally wealthy liberal attorneys who graduated from Harvard and donate generously to Democrats. Thus ensuring that each of the migrants will receive a well funded pro-bono representation and that high ranking White House officials will take a direct interest in assisting them and in dealing with a rogue DHS office.

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    @ 1

    That horrible “humanitarian crisis” in Martha’s Vineyard has ended.

    At some point in the last 16 hours each and every one of those illegals was simply hauled off the island.

    Island residents Barack and Michelle could not be reached for comment.

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    @2 She doesn’t want you to get hit on the head again. She figures you’re already addled enough.

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    @4 They were taken where all refugees go: To a military base equipped to house and feed them. Same as with the Afghan refugees.

    Are you disappointed that DeSantis couldn’t order them quartered in the local citizens’ homes?

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    “Think about the fact that a bunch of kids having meetings in Congress held themselves with better composure than a full grown adult and sitting member of Congress,” says the 18-year-old who MJT kicked yesterday. Clearly, this kid doesn’t understand Congress, especially its sitting GOP members.

    https://www.rawstory.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-kick/

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    At some point in the last 16 hours each and every one of those illegals was simply hauled off the island.

    Each and every one of those migrants fleeing Marxism was provided with their first medical attention in months, new clothes, their first meals in days, cash and EBT cards, travel vouchers, phone vouchers, translation assistance, legal assistance, and job placement assistance.

    Many of these folks are people who walked across ten different hostile countries to get to the United States in order to find a safe place that would welcome them and put them to work. Any work. These are tough sons of bitches. Just like the tough sons of bitches who founded and built our great nation of immigrants. I welcome them. You should too. They’ll all make greater contributions to our economy than any lazy, good-for-nothing dilettante with a keyboard ever did.

    I’d hire them in a second.

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    7,
    Slight correction Roger.

    The Alabama voter ID law doesn’t apply to whites who vote Republican.

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    @9 ” … medical attention …, new clothes, … meals …, cash and EBT cards, travel vouchers, phone vouchers, translation assistance, legal assistance, and job placement assistance,” none of which they got from the guy Doctor Dumbfuck wants to be our next president if he can’t get Trump again.

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    As usual, Bob is s joke. He has no purpose in life, he is a good reason why abortion should be legalized.

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    @12,

    He just needs to learn to deal with his problems quietly on his own.

    Like an adult.

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    @ 12

    Go eat a spinach salad, ya closet homo. I saw ya lookin’ at Andy’s butt crack.

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    70% of Americans surveyed at the end of last month do not believe U.S. lawmakers are informed enough about abortion to make laws about it.

    Lindsey Graham: “Hold my beer.”

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    I think we should reframe in ways Forced Birth Republicans can understand.
    Rittenhouse should have been tried for two late late term abortions and Zimmerman should have been tried for a single late late term abortion, and so on.

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    @18 While serving as a Pennsylvania state senator.

    Lots of people forget to cancel their voter registration when they move to another state. As long as they’re not voting in both states, it’s no biggie. Mastriano last voted in New Jersey in 2010. Unlike Dr. Oz, he lives in the state where he’s seeking public office.

    It should be noted, however, that if Republicans criminalize failure to affirmatively cancel abandoned voter registrations, Mastriano will have to be prosecuted.

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    Shit. Yea I was also registered to vote in New Jersey until last year. How’d anyone find out. That’s some kind of invasion of privacy. When I’m governor I’ll put the secret service in all youse.

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    @21

    I was required to alert New Jersey to pull me from the rolls.

    Now let me tell you about all the voter fraud that keeps Democrats in power. It’s rampant. We need to PURGE the voter rolls so dumbasses like me can’t even POSSIBLY vote twice. Common sense. I’m not smart enough to get it right. Make me Governor.

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    In joint remarks with India’s Modhi who very very lightly criticized the Ukraine invasion Vlad, I had a feared army, Putin blamed Ukraine for prolonging the war.

    My Russian is rusty but it was, “If they could have seen their way clear to the glory of mother Russia and laid down and greeted us as liberators and let my Generals execute that Jew President this would have been over long ago. Ours is the largest Army in the history of presidential inaugurations and none can stand.”

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    Well the EU seems to think it’s over.

    The German government has seized control of three Russian-owned oil refineries to secure supplies of gasoline, diesel and aviation fuel.

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    Good news! Moobs Lurch McDroolski has the cognitive capacity of your average adult with a public high school education!

    Fetterman reportedly scored 28 out of 30 on the SLUMS test, and a score between 27 and 30 is typically considered normal for a high school graduate, the Inquirer reported. The campaign has not released the RBANS score, but told the Inquirer it was within normal limits.

    Additionally, the Inquirer reported that the Fetterman campaign would not share documentation of the test results or provide the name of the therapist who administered the test.

    And the other test he took was totes normal, but why should he release the scores of two tests when releasing the score of one test will convince The Even Bigger Fucking Moron that having Steve Stiffler with a GE certificate in the Senate will maintain its reputation as the world’s greatest deliberative body?

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    93%. Is that good? It was 30 or 35 questions. The first questions are very easy. The last questions are much more difficult. Like a memory question It’s like, you’ll go, ‘Person, woman, man, camera, TV.’ So they say, ‘Could you repeat that?’ So I said, ‘Yeah.’ So it’s, ‘Person, woman, man, camera, TV.’ OK, that’s very good. If you get it in order, you get extra point.

    Just ask Lou Dobbs over there in the Fox. He’ll back it up.

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    @ 29

    He’s a turnip. What does it matter if he’s braised or grilled?

    And I know nothing about the exam except to release the results of one test with some specificity and then refuse to release the results of the other test speaks volumes to which test is more accurately reflective of his cognition.

    He’s a turnip.

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    The guy who has never shown any interest in helping others but every interest in lining his own pockets by defrauding consumers, paid a massive fine for it hired a shot ton of illegals and is a TV star who has never shown any interest in politics except to pull donations from sheep or

    A guy who MAY have some side effects of a medical condition though actual doctors say that’s rare for his particular condition.

    Vote Oz! Twice if you can!

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    @30. Forced Birth republicans want to ban abortion nation wide and privatize your Social Security.

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    He’s a turnip.

    I’m available too!

    All I need is a boat full of dildos and plenty of cocaine.

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