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Look, I think you should get vaccinated because it will stop or slow down a horrible disease. Because it makes you much much much less likely to pass that disease on to your friends and family, to your neighbors, and to a suffering world. But if a chance of winning the vaccine lottery is what gets the shot in your arm, it has the same effect. And who couldn’t use the money? So good luck on that front.

And you can win the wash your hands right now lottery. The prize is diseases dying in the sink, and going down the drain.

Comments

  4. 4

    God Bless Steve for defending the Constituion. And upholding the values of this Country. Defending the freedoms and fighting the cause against traitors to America!

    God Bless Steve, forever!

  5. 5

    @2 I had to post that one on my Facebook account.

    Everyone should – it’s the fight for the Democracy of America to do so. Let us all rejoice in their failings! Advertise it bigly!

  6. 6

    I took the time out of my extremely busy day today…..I’m sure Steve did too….to post my comments. A true necessity to fight for the democracy of this Country.

    It is not enough to debate anyone. Stop the debate. What needs to happen is to shine the light and relfect the images of the traitors in the mirror. They don’t give a shit what is right, to debate an issue is a waste of time.

    Let Bob wallow in Wuhan.

    Fire the guns of Statements to show their dumbfuckery! Embarass the hell out of them. This is a war! Fight!

  9. 9

    Stock tip for YLB:

    Merck completed a spinoff earlier this week of a women’s health care company, called Organon & Co.

    Organon is committed to women’s everyday health needs, with a focus on reproductive health, health issues that are unique to women, as well as conditions that disproportionately affect women. The “Wall of Voices” shares powerful perspectives, voices and images of women from around the world highlighting these health issues and serves as a symbol of Organon’s commitment. Women everywhere are invited to take the “microphone” to add their voice to the digital “Wall of Voices” at HereForHerHealth.com.

    “At Organon, we are here for her health. Our vision is to create a better and healthier every day for every woman around the world. There is no other healthcare company with our global footprint dedicated to putting women at the center that will focus on identifying medicines and solutions that they so urgently need,” said Kevin Ali, Chief Executive Officer, Organon. “The time is right for Organon to bring forward more options for women and healthcare providers to help shape the future of women’s health.”

    No word on whether they’ll branch out to outerwear such as kneepads, YLB. Better keep your Amazon account open.

  10. 10

    So Steve @ 1, you do, in fact, have an understanding of the silliness of the misuse of the terms traitor and treason.

    I bring that up because for years, now, you have given us all good reason to wonder.

  12. 12

    @ 8

    Keep watching Trump like a hawk, Newt.

    DeSantis is counting on it. Pence, too.

  13. 13

    It’s not easy finding favorability data on The Unlikable Kamala Harris.

    Here’s the most recent stuff I can find.

    She’s got a 47.1 favorable and a 46.5 unfavorable. That’s with RV, meaning she’s probably underwater a bit with LV.

    Which Democrat will play Ted Kennedy to Kamala’s Jimmy Carter in the 2024 primary? More than one, I bet, will go for it. That’s how weak and unprepared she looks.

  14. 14

    The Future President Kamala Harris may just pull a LBJ. She’s unlikable as fuck, but she’s not stupid. Why would she embarrass herself in 2024 if she wasn’t willing to do it in 2020?

    Kamala needs it to be handed to her. Every time she opens her mouth in front of a microphone there’s trouble. Tulsi showed us that.

  16. 16

    Oil closed within a hair of $70/bbl.

    By the end of First Vegetable Joe Biden’s Summer of Freedom it will be above $80/bbl.

  17. 17

    10,
    Bob’s daily use of the royal “we”*.

    A classic.

    *Although he might also be referring to his “FB friends in CO”, or his Canadian “supermodel” girlfriend.

  18. 18

    “Oil closed within a hair of $70/bbl.”

    Good. You shouldn’t have bought that guzzler.

  19. 19

    @ 18

    Our oil stock dividends exceed our fuel costs. By a wide margin.

    Oh, and have you seen what Toyota shares have done lately? The Prius is nearing 200k miles and still going strong – battery gives us the same mileage we were getting when it was nearly new. Drinking some oil now but, man, what a great vehicle.

    Ford doing well, too. I’ll never own a GM vehicle but the shares have done well since purchase.

  20. 20

    If all that is true, you should have no problem with prices nudging up a bit, no?

  22. 22

    Today’s most glorious Raw Story link:
    https://www.rawstory.com/pacific-heights-viral-video/

    Dig this: delivery guy is making a Narcan delivery into Pac Heights neighborhood of SF. These homes are $3 million and up to start.
    Dropping off Narcan in a neighborhood where cops would never make a stop-and-frisk, or throw down because somebody was holding a phone.

    But our intrepid bicycle delivery man has to take his own life into his hands and run a gauntlet of racist Karens so some millionaire tech-bro junkie can fix safely in his $3 million dollar castle.

  23. 23

    20,
    I don’t know about you, but all I read was another degenerate on the strip in Vegas excusing his losses by pointing out how he gets free tickets for the all-you-can-eat buffet.

    You know it’s an addiction when the denial is reflexive.

  24. 24

    Keep watching Trump like a hawk, Newt.

    DeSantis is counting on it. Pence, too.

    Bob is in denial. Very stupid to think DeSantis or Pence have any chance of taking control. What a mistake. Then he’ll not admit his mistake and say liberals are to blame.

    Definition of traitor and treason – to stand idly by as the fascist government takes over.

  25. 25

    National Review believes Trump is deluded? They should get a load of the traitor Doctor Dumbfuck.

    I can attest, from speaking to an array of different sources, that Donald Trump does indeed believe quite genuinely that he — along with former senators David Perdue and Martha McSally — will be “reinstated” to office this summer after “audits” of the 2020 elections in Arizona, Georgia, and a handful of other states have been completed.

    The scale of Trump’s delusion is quite startling. This is not merely an eccentric interpretation of the facts or an interesting foible, nor is it an irrelevant example of anguished post-presidency chatter. It is a rejection of reality, a rejection of law, and, ultimately, a rejection of the entire system of American government.

    The dumbfuck traitor also rejects our system of government and, like the GQP, wants to replace it with minority-party fascist rule, with his raging orange man-baby as our jaw-strutting Fearless Leader.

    No treason or sedition to be found in any of this. Right, dumbfuck?

  26. 26

    They wanted to hang Pence and Bob thinks that he’ll be a savior. What a laugh.

    I know now why he was a radiologist and nothing more.

  28. 28

    @ 20

    … you should have no problem with prices nudging up a bit, no?

    I have no personal financial problem with any of the disasters that GOP and Democrat governments have overseen in the past couple of decades.

    Comes from being on the good side of the wealth gap. An added benefit is I get to point out how Democrat policies cause that gap to widen rather than narrow.

    I’d feel sorry for YLB’s kids if their plight was not a direct result of the policies supported by their two mothers.

  29. 29

    @12

    The point is I won’t be watching Trump, certainly not on FB.

    Pence and DeSantis? Seriously. What an idiot you are. Pence will never, ever, be POTUS. Think of your sins.

  30. 30

    For Katie Hill, the worst part about all of this is that the whole world now knows just how sexually unappealing is the nude Katie Hill.

    Katie Hill
    @KatieHill4CA
    ·
    Jun 2
    A judge just ordered me to PAY the Daily Mail more than $100k for the privilege of them publishing nude photos of me obtained from an abuser.

    The justice system is broken for victims.

    Our fight continues – please chip in if you can: https://secure.lawpay.com/pages/cagoldbergpllc/operating-2

    #BoycottDailyMail

  31. 31

    To widen the wealth gap, natch.

    Robert Reich
    @RBReich
    ·
    Jun 3
    Why did we all bust our as*es getting Democrats elected to the presidency and in control of both houses of Congress if they can’t do a simple thing like protect voting rights?

    What part of “You fucked up! You trusted us!” did you think was just for laughs?

  33. 33

    @ 29

    Pence will never, ever, be POTUS.

    Reminds me of a YouTube video I saw once. It might have been shared on FA, in fact.

    All those people in that video, each of which was oh-so-certain that they were being both funny and accurate at the same time.

    You have learned nothing, Newt.

  34. 34

    @33 “You have learned nothing, Newt.”

    Wrong again. I’ve learned you are an incredible idiot that loves to read his own words, drives two pos trucks with a horse trialer, fucks horses, thinks he know investing, loves Putin, and and admires cop killers and insurrectionists.

    Besides, your far-right tribe wanted to kill Pence for not following Trump’s demands. You think they will let him live if he was elected POTUS? Wow, you really are stupid. I mean these blood-thristy traitors stormed the Capitol and were actively searching for him to do harm to him. You think they won’t try again?

    Hillary probably has a better chance of becoming POTUS than Pence does. At least nobody from the Left tried to have her whacked.

  35. 35

    and admires cop killers and insurrectionists

    You can’t have insurrectionists without an insurrection, and the dumbfuck traitor insists there wasn’t an insurrection. Such dumbfuckery will not save him.

    I hope when the dumbfuck traitor is hung he’s not so deluded as to not know what’s happening to him. It’d take most of the fun out of it.

  36. 36

    ..how Democrat policies cause that gap to widen rather than narrow.

    Notably doing so while simultaneously providing workers with a forty hour work week and $15/hr min wage, seniors with guaranteed basic income and guaranteed health care, children with guaranteed health care and quality pre-K, $300/mo child allowance, extended unemployment through the end of the year, $1400 stimmy, and debt relief for renters. With Democrats the rich get richer and everybody else does too.

    Even Teh Dumbfuck admits it.
    Kinda makes you wonder if maybe Jack Kemp was actually just nothing but an animated tie-rack with good hair.

    You lose again, Tara. Somewhere one of “The Blacks” is getting a new backyard pool and a built-in grill. Gonna cry?

  37. 37

    Bob ignores @27.

    It’s not the act of molesting children that bothers him or them, just when a male does it to a male.

    Beyond ignored it’s accepted when it’s male on female.

  38. 38

    31,
    Without Joe Manchin there’s no Biden American Rescue Plan, poverty is at 14% instead of 8%, 161 million stimulus checks are never sent, the number of children living in poverty is doubled, and your local fire department is going broke and laying off fire fighters.

    It ain’t perfect by a long shot. And one way or another it means that if Republicans lose one more Senate seat the filibuster is toast and voting rights are restored, along with $15/hr minimum wage, student loan debt relief, and corporate tax rates are restored.

    With Biden approval riding high, the good life roaring back, and open R seats in swing states, including two that Biden won, Team Insurrection is taking a helluva chance pretending that “Manchin is Forever”. I’m betting he ain’t.

  39. 39

    With Biden approval riding high, the good life roaring back

    God bless America and our beloved president. And may God bless Gman, too!

  40. 40

    Admiral Dumbfuck, why don’t you watch something and learn about real leadership and command and what it takes to be a leader and commander of the most lethal weapon in the world, you might learn something:

    https://youtu.be/I1LF2I3fTbY

    FYI, the H.M.S. Conqueror is the only nuclear-powered submarine to have engaged an enemy ship with torpedoes.

    Hint, your boy Trump and his VP would have never made it past the first day. because they have no fucking clue what it means to provide real leadership.

  42. 42

    Looks like liberals are arming.

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/04/us/us-gun-sales-surge/index.html

    Not because of me. Because of Republicans.

    “In 2020, half of all gun buyers were women, researchers say. One-fifth were Hispanic, and one-fifth were Black ….”

    In other words, 90% of gun sales are to people who aren’t white male Trumpers. So after the coup, this won’t be like rounding up 2 million Uighurs. It’s gonna be like rounding up 81 million Uighurs with guns.

  44. 44

    “Stephanie Baez, a woman who was recorded saying on Jan. 6 that she wanted to ‘find me a Proud Boy,’ referring to the white supremacy group, has been arrested in connection with the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol that day.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/stephanie-baez-proud-boy-capitol-attack-arrest_n_60baae08e4b0b297f1bb31f4

    She’s in luck! Two of the best places to find Proud Boys these days is in jail and in court. She’ll be spending a lot more time in both.

  46. 46

    @13 “She’s got a 47.1 favorable and a 46.5 unfavorable.”

    In other words, everyone who isn’t a head-up-ass Trumper likes her.

  47. 47

    @15 “Mike Pence gave a speech last night. In New Hampshire.”

    Good. We hope he’s your nominee. Not only won’t Democrats vote for him, but Republicans won’t vote for him, either.

  48. 48

    I’d feel sorry for YLB’s kids

    Heh..

    Nother…

    All the freak’s fookin munnee (and aspirin) couldn’t save that freak from “that certain day”..

    It came for Adelson, It came for Flush Limpbone.. It came for Pete du Pont. It came for Frosty Freeze…

    That certain day will come for teh kreepee kreepah of widbee..

    and the world…

    will be a better place…

  51. 51

    God bless Jew-boy! God bless Steve!

    Rebar is the place to be.

  52. 52

    God bless Jew-boy! God bless Steve!

    Rebar is the place to be!

  53. 53

    I might register as a Repuke so I can vote in the primate primaries!!!

    Let’s do it! Register as a Repuke. Fuck
    It up!

    Repuke the Repukes!

  59. 59

    @49 be a Repuke! Pretend you support the Repukes. Register Repuke. Then they’ll all be fucked up!

  60. 60

    I’ve seen it all, Dude just brought his dog in a pouch to a nightclub! I’m done! 🐶 🐶

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