Good morning. If you can, please get vaccinated. Vaccines are still tough to get in walking or biking distance from my apartment. But it sounds like in parts of the state, vaccines are available. So please get vaccinated if you can. And if you’re competing with me for spots in Seattle, I hope you get it, but I am still going to try.
And in the meantime, please wash your hands.
Steve spews:
America loves President Biden.
Pew Research 59% Approve 39% Disapprove
God bless our nation’s president.
RedReformed spews:
No Hoax: New Report Says Trump’s 2016 Campaign Shared Info with Russian Intelligence. That is collusion.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
This does not work.
There’s no point, it won’t cost Trump a penny to get it dismissed, the Biden DOJ will be obligated to oppose, and there are better things people can do with their money and our court system.
The fact is that the Trump Death Toll is the unavoidable cost whenever 72 million angry, fearful racists abandon all trace of patriotism for the sake of “owning the Libs”, and when another 20 million voters decide to either stay home or vote for Soupy Sales.
Let’s just not do that.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Louisville Metro Police Sgt. Jonathan Mattingly has landed a book deal with Post Hill Press, an imprint of Simon & Schuster. Mattingly is one of the Louiseville Murder-Bot Cops who broke into Breonna Taylor’s darkened bedroom while she was sleeping and filled her body with bullets for sport.
To their enormous credit, last night Simon & Schuster has pulled their agreement with Post Hill Press:
https://twitter.com/simonschuster/status/1382891286198378499
Stay tuned. Be vigilant. And make sure no other book publisher goes in to business with crazed Murder-Bot cops.
Don’t worry. Mattingly can still maybe self-publish. Post Hill will just have to hold a bake-sale to cover the advance.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Looks like the first of the team KILL HIM WITH HIS OWN GUN!!!! cooperation agreements has been reached.
Oath Keepers founder is set to enter a plea of guilty today.
Looks like Amy Kremer will have to reschedule her lipo for another time.
Not for nothing, but to proceed from initial arrests to inking a major cooperator in under eight weeks is ridiculously fast for these kinds of investigations. Some of the credit should really go to Parler. #owngoal
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Here it is:
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/lifetime-founding-member-oath-keepers-pleads-guilty-breaching-capitol-jan-6-obstruct
The former staffer to Rep. Ron Paul, John Schaffer pleaded guilty to obstructing an official proceeding and entering and remaining in a restricted building or grounds with a deadly or dangerous weapon.
In pre-trial detention hearings early this week the other main founder of the Oath Keepers Stewart Rhodes, previously identified as “Person Number One” in documents filed opposing pretrial release, was revealed to have amassed and positioned caches of military weapons, ammunition, gas grenades, grenade launchers, and explosives in the immediate vicinity of the terror attack on the Capitol.
Captured communications between Schaeffer, Rhodes, and other senior Oath Keeper leadership indicated that in the aftermath of the terror attack the failure of Rhodes and associates to deliver the weapons to the Oath Keeper “Quick Reaction Force” had led to a breakdown in trust and angry exchanges. Rhodes, who was not himself present at the Capitol and who has not been arrested or charged, is known to be a person of interest to FBI investigators. Other senior Oath Keeper organizers who are arrested are remaining in pretrial detention.
Schaeffer won the race to cooperate and gave up the rest of them.
This is released on a Friday so the defense lawyers and their clients can sweat the weekend. By Monday morning DOJ will have an ordered list of defense attorneys to get return calls starting at the top. Those at the very top will still be given a chance to cooperate. But it will be a time-limited offer. And it will be contingent on the cooperating witnesses willingness and ability to give up the planners, organizers, and financial backers of the terror attack.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
An slightly ironic aside related to Schaffer:
Schaffer is apparently a touring “Heavy Metal” musician (don’t ask me) and at least part of his inducement to cooperate was to enable him to return to touring immediately. As a cooperating witness in a complex organized criminal conspiracy case he will thus be receiving a protective detail from the U.S. Marshal’s Protective Service.
So at some point in the near future U.S. Marshals will be seen cringing in the wings while some hideous variation of Spinal Tap (Back from the Dead era) takes the stage.
Newt Hoenikker spews:
@7 At least Schaffer is a guitarist and not a drummer.
It would be a shame if he suffered the same fate as another well known “Heavy Metal” guitarist “Dimebag” Darrell. Good thing he has protection.
RedReformed spews:
The UK COVID variant is the most common version in America now yet you haven’t heard the greedy racist incel call it the English virus once.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@7 CNN says, “Prosecutors and Schaffer’s attorneys agreed to recommend that he get between 3½ to 4½ years in prison, based on how fruitful his cooperation is with the government.”
https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/16/politics/oath-keepers-capitol-guilty-plea-schaffer/index.html
If that’s a template, I wonder how much time (a) the ringleaders, (b) the zip-tie guys, and (c) those who don’t cooperate will get. What’s standard procedure, times two? Times three?
Roger Rabbit spews:
The two essential things you need to know about last night’s FedEx shooting:
#1 “The suspect in the Indianapolis mass shooting at a FedEx Ground facility was known to federal and local authorities prior to the attack. A family member of the suspected shooter reached out to authorities warning about the suspect’s potential for violence ….”
https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/16/us/indianapolis-fedex-shooting-suspect/index.html
#2 Republicans fiercely oppose “red flag” laws that allow authorities to impound guns in possession of potentially dangerous mentally disturbed people.
While the primary responsibility for these 8 deaths is on the gunman, nevertheless the NRA and GOP are partly responsible, too.
Roger Rabbit spews:
White Louisiana cops beat the crap out of an elderly black man having an epileptic seizure.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9478695/Black-Louisiana-grandpa-punched-kicked-white-cops-suffering-fit-grandson.html
Roger Rabbit spews:
@12 Correction: Mostly white cops, 1 black cop, beat the crap etc.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Police Chief Randal Taylor noted that a ‘significant’ number of employees at the [FedEx] facility are members of the Sikh community, and the Sikh Coalition later confirmed that members of the community were among the wounded and killed.”
https://www.aol.com/news/reports-multiple-people-shot-indianapolis-044829185-185053993.html
“Chinese virus” … ??
Roger Rabbit spews:
It’s Friday. Nice weather. No Doctor Dumbfuck. Maybe riding his horse.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
10,
It’s really hard to say because so much will depend on charges, convictions, and recommendations. For example Schafer could be charged with assault for his use of chemical sprays to disable police. And as a named, unindicted coconspirator that means any of his fellow coconspirators stand to be charged for the same crimes. Basically it means prosecutors have a lot of options and flexibility. And that’s what they want the other conspirators to know.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@16 I think it should be proportionate to the 5-year sentence a black woman got in Texas for casting a provisional ballot that wasn’t counted on the advice of a pollworker.* Federal judges should regard deliberate violent insurrection as more serious than that.
* What was she thinking? She’s lucky she wasn’t shot!
Roger Rabbit spews:
Here’s the direct link to Russian intelligence services:
“We knew — thanks to special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation — that Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort and his deputy, Rick Gates, passed along internal polling and other strategy documents to a man named Konstantin Kilimnik …. And, we knew that Kilimnik … had passed that information on to the Russian and Ukrainian oligarchs for whom he worked. What we didn’t know — until Thursday — is that Kilimnik had also passed along that information to Russian intelligence agencies. The Treasury announcement made clear that he ‘provided the Russian Intelligence Services with sensitive information on polling and campaign strategy.'” And our government knew it, but didn’t disclose it until today.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/16/politics/kilimnik-russia-2016-election-manafort/index.html
Boom.
The article also observes this doesn’t prove Manafort, Gates, or Trump knew Kilimnik would give to information to Russian intelligence services, although “it wasn’t that big a leap.” But, at best, that makes them gullible dupes who were taken advantage of by a foreign adversary.
Why did the Russians do it? Because they figured Trump was “better for” their interests than Hillary. He sure was.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Trump doesn’t pardon insurrectionists, only traitors. The traitors undoubtedly knew this in advance. Nobody bothered to tell the insurrectionists.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Several House Republicans, led by Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Ga.) and Paul Gosar (Ariz.), are forming a caucus that calls for a ‘common respect for uniquely Anglo-Saxon political traditions.'”
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/548731-pro-trump-lawmakers-form-caucus-to-promote-anglo-saxon-political-traditions
See photo of Anglo-Saxon political traditions here:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Ku_Klux_Klan_parade7.jpg
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Former U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo violated federal ethics rules governing the use of taxpayer-funded resources when he, and his wife, asked State Department employees to carry out personal tasks more than 100 times, a government watchdog said in a report on Friday.”
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/pompeo-violated-ethics-rules-by-asking-state-dept-employees-do-personal-tasks-2021-04-16/
zippy spews:
@18
Speaking of the Mueller investigation, the present U.S. Justice Department should publish the full and unredacted report. I mean, sure, we know that Trump and Russia colluded, but bringing all the actors in this crime against the People of the United States into the light would show them and others that they can’t get away with it.
RedReformed spews:
From new friend David Gray: “I need to drive my two-year-old to daycare tomorrow morning. To ensure we arrive alive, we won’t take public transit (Oscar Grant). I removed all air fresheners from the vehicle and double-checked my registration status (Daunte Wright), and ensured my license plates were visible (Lt. Caron Nazario). I will be careful to follow all traffic rules (Philando Castille), signal every turn (Sandra Bland), keep the radio volume low (Jordan Davis), and won’t stop at a fast food chain for a meal (Rayshard Brooks). I’m too afraid to pray (Rev. Clementa C. Pickney) so I just hope the car won’t break down (Corey Jones).
When my wife picks him up at the end of the day, I’ll remind her not to dance (Elijah McClain), stop to play in a park (Tamir Rice), patronize the local convenience store for snacks (Trayvon Martin), or walk around the neighborhood (Mike Brown). Once they are home, we won’t stand in our backyard (Stephon Clark), eat ice cream on the couch (Botham Jean), or play any video games (Atatiana Jefferson).
After my wife and I tuck him into bed around 7:30pm, neither of us will leave the house to go to Walmart (John Crawford) or to the gym (Tshyrand Oates) or on a jog (Ahmaud Arbery). We won’t even walk to see the birds (Christian Cooper). We’ll just sit and try not to breathe (George Floyd) and not to sleep (Breonna Taylor).”
These are things white people simply do not have to think about.”
I’m sure the greedy racist incel will whitesplain it to us liberals how each of those people were guilty of death for some reason or another.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Timmeh Lieman ordered to pay millions.
https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/tim-eyman-ordered-to-reimburse-taxpayers-29-million-for-campaign-finance-lawsuit-costs/281-7ccb575b-ff02-4758-bdd6-aeb1efc435bf
Somehow I don’t think stealing a $70 office chair will cover this. But I understand why he’s stealing chairs. Probably has to shoplift printer ink, notepads, and Bic pens, too, to remain a going concern.
Eleven Time Person Woman Man Camera TV Cognitive Noble Prize Winner in Dropping Humiliation Bombs on Rapepublican "Losers and Suckers", Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
At about this point, Paul Manafort should pack a bag.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/u-s-has-new-intel-manafort-friend-kilimnik-gave-trump-n1264371
At the close of days in the unravelling Trump White House, while the MyPillow Crackhead and Sidney Powell were filling his fucked up head with cloud cuckoo dreams of a thousand year Trump rule, I suppose it was just easier to tell the idiot that his pardons had put an end to the “Russia Hoax” investigation forever.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“There have been 147 mass shootings in 2021, defined as incidents in which at least four people were shot, according to the Gun Violence Archive, a non-profit website that tracks firearm-related incidents.”
https://www.aol.com/news/multiple-victims-reported-shooting-fedex-043629205-001145680.html
And they will continue apace, because Republicans care more about the gun “rights” of crazy people with homicidal tendencies than they do for your life:
“Earlier this month, Biden announced limited measures to tackle gun violence …. more stringent measures face an uphill battle in a divided Congress, where Republican lawmakers have long opposed any new gun limits.”
After all, what’s a few more dead Sikhs to them? FREEEE-DUMB!!! DON’T TREAD ON ME!!! OR MY GRASS!!!
Roger Rabbit spews:
Sorry I haven’t been posting more, but this is the time of year I get a lot of proxy ballots in the mail — three more to vote tonight. And lots of virtual shareholder meetings to attend. The burdens of having wealth. It all eats time. At least I don’t have to be a director.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Now she gets to be a prison inmate like her hubby. Probably in a different lockup, though.
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/south-florida-nurse-arrested-accused-of-threatening-to-kill-vp-kamala-harris/2430669/
Also, take away her guns.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Heroeia Petit, Phelps’ mother, told NBC 6 that her daughter is ‘sick’ and ‘she doesn’t even know what she’s doing.’ She hopes the charges can be dropped. ‘Don’t punish her … ’cause she listened to what people tell her,’ Petit said.”
Shorter: It’s all Trump’s fault.
Her mom’s probably a Trumper, too, though. Apples don’t fall very far from the tree.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“The Idaho state House’s Ethics and House Policy Committee announced Friday it has unanimously ruled there was probable cause in the claim against state Rep. Aaron von Ehlinger (R) … of ‘unconsented sexual contact’ by a volunteer on his staff. He has denied any wrongdoing. The volunteer is accusing the lawmaker of forcing her to perform oral sex on him despite her saying that she did not want to. She later told authorities she was frightened to be around von Ehlinger.”
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/548797-ethics-committee-finds-probable-cause-in-sexual-misconduct-allegations
These guys who think of women as property, that’s a Republican thing.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) … told reporters in the Capitol on Friday that he is considering joining the group. Gohmert said he hadn’t seen the platform’s language invoking Anglo-Saxon dominance over American culture and insisted ‘it’s not supposed to be about race at all.'”
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/548766-mccarthy-gop-not-the-party-of-nativist-dog-whistles
And what’s more, just because it looks and sounds as racist as all get-out, and drips Aryan supremacy, doesn’t mean it’s racist!
Roger Rabbit spews:
Personally, I think McCarthy will have a hard time convincing people his party isn’t full of racists. Tripping to Mar-a-Lago to suck up to Trump doesn’t help, either.