With the new year, Amazon employees have to work from the office. I live fairly close to the headquarters, and have been working from home. I haven’t noticed — in two traditionally light days — particularly bad traffic. Or like coffee shops and restaurants being particularly full.
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Elmo tweets
Women will love it. Why give birth when you can be cut open, have your intestines moved out of the way, the baby removed and then get it all put back together and we’ll send you home in 36 hours.
It’s still a pile of crap:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/01/02/cybertruck-explosion-damage-tesla-design-elon-musk/
Lawsuit from elmo in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2..
That we have had right wing bomb attacks or attempts and one as yet undetermined but…Idaho so the odds are good on the right wing bit…in just the three days of the new year is an excellent development.
@2
Yep, it’s about the failure points. Why does the firework mortar go out the top of the tube? Because that where the hole is. Pack a shit load of fireworks into the trunk of a prius hatchback and the widow will blow out and all of the force will fling the glass from the rear but a guy standing in front of the hood will likely have ringing ears and no other injury.
What about the connection to The heterosexual Neanderthal virus?
https://apnews.com/article/new-orleans-terror-attack-driver-family-divorce-45a58097acfd821d44535fb5447f140d
@5 the pussy couldn’t just kill the ex-wife and himself – he had to go take it out on others with the poor excuse of dirty dancing videos.
Heteros have a mental condition.
I bet if he was Michael Sams they would have made room for him.
Welfare Queen YLB wears her pleated-skirt cheerleader outfit so that she can experience moments like these.
Will Howard thanked his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ after winning the Rose Bowl.
and this will be in dumbfuck’s pin head while it’s “entertained” at the vip room.
Are its vip room buds “churched”?
There’s always hope.
Why didn’t Jesus ever call himself “God” in the synoptic gospels?
lmao.. But in John Jesus said “before Abraham was, I am.”
and there’s John 17:5, “And now, Father, glorify me in your own presence with the glory that I had with you before the world existed.”
Before there was an earth! Before the first humans.
But nowhere is any such claim in the other 3 gospels which any scholar with a brain dates being written before John.
If Jesus was “God” why couldn’t any of the synoptic Gospel writers bother to mention that?
Mark 10:18
Jesus said to him, “Why do you call me good? No one is good but God alone.
What does that say?
@ 10
What does that say?
It says I triggered you into reciting Bible verses, ya dumb twat. You know more of them than I do. I can only cite four.
Wapo sez MAGA Mike Johnson on track to FALL SHORT..
Pray for him.
I guess it says that I’m abnormally preoccupied with paranoid fantasies that the Mormon Elder who blocked Will Howard from mounting the stage is part of a dark conspiracy of religious hatred.
I triggered you.. I can only cite four.
And I triggered you into bleating your ignorance.., you silly fuck.
Not bad for an atheist, an atheist who sees value in following Bible and other ancient text scholarship.
Btw – it “says” Jesus in Mark, who cannot tell a lie (lies are for Satan), disclaims that HE is God.
MAGA Mike is reborn.
Praise jeebus.
Fuck the honkeys
Trigger yourself to go kill your wife and kids after praising Jesus.
Says the guy with the cheerleader suit and pom poms.
Here is one
THOU SHALL NOT KILL
Stick that up your fucking twat you dumbfuck.
DJT47 in charge. House GOP bends to his wishes.
Anyone think it’s Biden who is in charge? Really?
“Have some respect.” is the dumb twat version of “Please clap.”
Hey, Canada’s the 51st state, and Canadians weren’t represented in today’s vote, either. Have a seat.
DJT47 in charge.
Pom poms and kneepads at the ready.. yawwn..
@ 22
Pom poms and kneepads at the ready.. yawwn..
They always were when you knelt before the zipper of The One, Welfare Queen YLB.
Trump will be sentenced to prison for six months in the hush money case.
j/k. Unconditional discharge isn’t much of a sentence, but ginning up a felony out of nothing didn’t result in much of a conviction.
A conviction soon to be reversed, at that.
Donald J. Trump was sentenced to a term of four years, during which he will appoint Sonia Sotomayor’s replacement.
Libbies failed to see the risk of leaving a too-old person in authority when RBG bought it. They ran that risk again last year.
Its result? TWO-TERM PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.
Think on your sins.
They always were when [dumbfuck] knelt before the zipper of The
kon-klown DEE-Santis and now the orange pants shitter.. inhale deeply through the nostrils whilst ye fellates O dumbfuck.
How far it has fallen.. well figuratively perhaps.
and “The One”... heh.. see how it projects?
Radicalized American spent tons of time watching OANN and Fox news and then blew up a cybertruck after espousing radical ideologies about the upcoming civil war and that just proves that America is radicalized by TikTok!
To find out why Americans are so radicalized we went to a diner in Emmet Idaho and spoke to a regular citizen named Ammon Bundy.
You know, election tampering generally would include forcing someone to change their vote via either coercion or threat after all the ballots have been received.
@29
…election tampering generally would include forcing someone to change their vote via either coercion or threat after all the ballots have been received.
Except for ballot box stuffing.
And illegal vote harvesting.
And casting a vote in the name of a dead person.
And…
@30
All things the GOP has been caught red handed doing in the last few cycles.
You left off, putting your police precinct as your home so you can vote in Seattle while living in Snohomish.
Well played
MAGA Mike Jesus Johnson kicks off his new term telling a well known lie about Thomas Jefferson and the prayer he said every day of his presidency and up to his death.
Except that the first time something close to the ‘quoted’ text existed was 25 years after Jefferson was dead. The first known publication of it was 1916.
Also, Jefferson’s slaves were sold at an estate sale after he died so there’s that.
Well at least Amazon changed its mind about refusing a leave request by a warehouse worker who was run over and shot in the New Orleans attack.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/amazon-approves-new-orleans-victims-leave-absence_n_6778374de4b059a6ef87fb96
@1 American women are wising up by not having babies anymore. Can’t say I blame them.
@2 Are Cybertrucks armor-plated? I keep wondering how thick and heavy a vehicle’s steel panels have to be in order to contain an explosion. The presidential limos are pretty damned heavy, and they’re only designed to protect against an explosion outside the vehicle, not contain an explosion within the vehicle.
@7 Jesus had nothing to do with it:
https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/02/ohio-state-will-howard-stage-rose-bowl-celebration/
You’re criticizing stadium officials for not wanting this? Waytogo, dumbfuck.
@35
No. But it wasn’t a box truck packed with a ton of fertilizer. It was an undetermined number of legal in many states fireworks.
Enough to blow the vinyl based cover off the bed but not enough to bust the rivets holding the panels to the frame.
The same would have happened to a Dodge Ram with a camper shell. Bye bye shell and any fiber trim while the sidewalls and fenders stay put.
@36
Yes the poor maligned Christian Evangelicals who for decades have been ‘Giving the Glory’ in post game interviews are SURE they’re being repressed.
Go to any powerpoint guitar playing pastor church for three straight weeks and two of the sermons will be about how America wants to destroy their church. The other one will be about not associating with anyone who isn’t ‘sold out for Jesus’
See, Steph Curry Nike show lie.
@11 Sounds like you need to go to church more.
@20 “Anyone think it’s Biden who is in charge? Really?
Go tell U.S. Steel.
@25 Sotomayor is 8 years younger than Trump, so it’s not unreasonable to assume he’ll be replaced before she is.
@29 Yeah, but it’s legal when we do it.
41
Sotomayor is, unfortunately, a Type I diabetic. That could affect her longevity.
@43
Trump is morbidly obese but what we know about his health except he’s the finest specimen with the stamina of Michael Phelps and the muscle tone of DK Metcalf.
44
What else can we say. Obesity is a problem, but Trump, although overweight, is not morbidly obese. Sotomayor’s diabetes might be a more serious issue than Trump’s fat stomach.
On balance, a bit of being overweight is far less serious than diabetes.