Man fuck English ivy. Ban the shit out of it. I have pulled so many of the fuckers. I imagine many of you who aren’t apartment dwellers have pulled even more. They’re invasive fuckers and they choke out natives. Yuck.
But also whenever I see ivy sold at a garden store or whatever I have to wonder who buys it. Like fine, it can be a decorative indoor plant that can be contained to a pot. Just fucking grab some clippers and grab yourself some. Look at all those goddam roots, you don’t need to buy it. Honestly, if you’re buying it, you can’t be trusted with it.
And if you’re looking for outdoor use, why not go eat shit instead?
Why did they treat the transfer of Luigi like they were escorting the Joker to Arkham.
NY Police commissioner is a Tisch. Gotta make sure the billionaire class has a show and knows they’re safe on the Upper East.
Maga Mike Jesus Johnson
“The Democrats killed the bill.”
Hope Vice President Trump supporters don’t have any Air Traffic, FAA or TSA issues trying to get home this weekend.
They can troll like the dudes too.
Paige Bueckers, UCONN lock for 2025 #1 draft pick against Iowa State.
Arianna Jackson of Iowa State attempting to save a ball out of bounds instead threw it to Buekers unguarded under the basket who lays it in then points at Jackson while running back on defense in the international hoops sign of “Thanks for the assist.”
Giving the same energy.
“I want them to keep those people on the cruise ship so our Covid Numbers don’t go up.”
“If there is going to be a shutdown of government, let it begin now, under the Biden Administration, not after January 20th, under ‘TRUMP,’”
I gave money to some girls. So what? The ones I was fucking it was a gift. Like a donation. Or a gratuity.
No no no no. She was very sweet asked that it be in an envelope when I arrived. Everything after was because we had a deep connection and affection.
It wasn’t a PAYMENT it was a little help with the finances.
I still need a job.
Goldy please hire me.
@1 – Read “Bonfire of the Vanities” by Tom Wolfe to understand the NYPD.
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5050938-musk-afd-endorsement-criticism/
Roger Rabbit Commentary: If Elon isn’t a neo-Nazi himself, he sure likes them.
@7 What should we read to understand you?
Public service announcements, Texas style:
https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/texas-billboards-migrants-rape-illegal-border-crossings-rcna184999
There’s actually a state with worse politicians than Texas. It’s directly north of Texas, and is called Oklahoma. I won’t go into details here.
That sounds like a massive lawsuit with huge liability to me.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nbc-news-investigation-helps-families-find-answers-rcna179798
How is it that Texas isn’t bankrupt yet?
@10 If you’re a badge bunny troll like dumbfuck, TexASS is the shit:
https://t.ly/1yGhU
@9 – Rand, Mises, Rothbard, Napolitano, etc.
Nazis were really super great at a whole bunch of stuff.
For starters they were incredibly stylish and were really good at marketing and communications. They unified the German people in support of a common cause. They ran up a huge national debt investing in infrastructure and defense and then they paid for it all by invading, conquering and subjegating their lenders. Other than a thriving black market and a massive, widespread resistance they had almost no crime. They very nearly got rid of jews, fags, retards, and cripples. For the better part of a decade Germans were bursting with national pride.
Sure they paid for it by having to eat pigeons and sawdust for a few decades after 1945. But it really looks like it was worth it to us.
Is it too late for me to change my mind about this shit?
The new funding bill will lock in billions in farm subsidies and government giveaways for people who build in swamplands, floodplains, and tidal beaches for a full year, while only postponing funding the real budget until March.
I guess my Department of Government Efficiency will have to cut somewhere else. Bird flu sounds pretty fakey to me.
Birds aren’t even real.
@13 i.e. never matured mentally past a year out of high school.
Now watch:
F you, socialist… blah, blah, blah…
@17,
Permanently stuck in sophomore syndrome.
Someday he’ll show you mean senior bullies.
Watching Chris Murphy bitching on CNN about how I forced Republicans to torpedo government funding before heading home for Christmas it just made me want to take a shit in his mouth even more than I already do.
What the fuck did he expect them to do?
Their so-called “duty”?
The only duty they have is to me.
@7 What should we read to understand you?
I’ve got some police reports that should inform you.
“THERE WILL NOT BE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN” Maga Mike Jesus Johnson this afternoon to reporters.
“So you’ll put the CR Democrats agreed to to a vote and tell President Musk to stick it?” – Press
“I have the makings of a plan” -Maga Mike Jesus Johnson (breaks into a sprint)
So according to drug-addled asswipe elmo, only neo-nazis can save Germany.
Yes master, replied orange pants shitting coffee boi of Mar a Lago.
They’re invasive fuckers and they choke out natives.
“English ivy” is clearly code for illegals.
It’s a good thing we’ve got Joe Biden to navigate this shutdown threat.
Isn’t it?