Man fuck English ivy. Ban the shit out of it. I have pulled so many of the fuckers. I imagine many of you who aren’t apartment dwellers have pulled even more. They’re invasive fuckers and they choke out natives. Yuck.
But also whenever I see ivy sold at a garden store or whatever I have to wonder who buys it. Like fine, it can be a decorative indoor plant that can be contained to a pot. Just fucking grab some clippers and grab yourself some. Look at all those goddam roots, you don’t need to buy it. Honestly, if you’re buying it, you can’t be trusted with it.
And if you’re looking for outdoor use, why not go eat shit instead?
Why did they treat the transfer of Luigi like they were escorting the Joker to Arkham.
NY Police commissioner is a Tisch. Gotta make sure the billionaire class has a show and knows they’re safe on the Upper East.
Maga Mike Jesus Johnson
“The Democrats killed the bill.”
Hope Vice President Trump supporters don’t have any Air Traffic, FAA or TSA issues trying to get home this weekend.
They can troll like the dudes too.
Paige Bueckers, UCONN lock for 2025 #1 draft pick against Iowa State.
Arianna Jackson of Iowa State attempting to save a ball out of bounds instead threw it to Buekers unguarded under the basket who lays it in then points at Jackson while running back on defense in the international hoops sign of “Thanks for the assist.”
Giving the same energy.
“I want them to keep those people on the cruise ship so our Covid Numbers don’t go up.”
“If there is going to be a shutdown of government, let it begin now, under the Biden Administration, not after January 20th, under ‘TRUMP,’”
I gave money to some girls. So what? The ones I was fucking it was a gift. Like a donation. Or a gratuity.
No no no no. She was very sweet asked that it be in an envelope when I arrived. Everything after was because we had a deep connection and affection.
It wasn’t a PAYMENT it was a little help with the finances.
I still need a job.
Goldy please hire me.
@1 – Read “Bonfire of the Vanities” by Tom Wolfe to understand the NYPD.
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5050938-musk-afd-endorsement-criticism/
Roger Rabbit Commentary: If Elon isn’t a neo-Nazi himself, he sure likes them.
@7 What should we read to understand you?
Public service announcements, Texas style:
https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/texas-billboards-migrants-rape-illegal-border-crossings-rcna184999
There’s actually a state with worse politicians than Texas. It’s directly north of Texas, and is called Oklahoma. I won’t go into details here.
That sounds like a massive lawsuit with huge liability to me.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nbc-news-investigation-helps-families-find-answers-rcna179798
How is it that Texas isn’t bankrupt yet?
@10 If you’re a badge bunny troll like dumbfuck, TexASS is the shit:
https://t.ly/1yGhU
@9 – Rand, Mises, Rothbard, Napolitano, etc.
Nazis were really super great at a whole bunch of stuff.
For starters they were incredibly stylish and were really good at marketing and communications. They unified the German people in support of a common cause. They ran up a huge national debt investing in infrastructure and defense and then they paid for it all by invading, conquering and subjegating their lenders. Other than a thriving black market and a massive, widespread resistance they had almost no crime. They very nearly got rid of jews, fags, retards, and cripples. For the better part of a decade Germans were bursting with national pride.
Sure they paid for it by having to eat pigeons and sawdust for a few decades after 1945. But it really looks like it was worth it to us.
Is it too late for me to change my mind about this shit?
The new funding bill will lock in billions in farm subsidies and government giveaways for people who build in swamplands, floodplains, and tidal beaches for a full year, while only postponing funding the real budget until March.
I guess my Department of Government Efficiency will have to cut somewhere else. Bird flu sounds pretty fakey to me.
Birds aren’t even real.
@13 i.e. never matured mentally past a year out of high school.
Now watch:
F you, socialist… blah, blah, blah…
@17,
Permanently stuck in sophomore syndrome.
Someday he’ll show you mean senior bullies.
Watching Chris Murphy bitching on CNN about how I forced Republicans to torpedo government funding before heading home for Christmas it just made me want to take a shit in his mouth even more than I already do.
What the fuck did he expect them to do?
Their so-called “duty”?
The only duty they have is to me.
@7 What should we read to understand you?
I’ve got some police reports that should inform you.
“THERE WILL NOT BE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN” Maga Mike Jesus Johnson this afternoon to reporters.
“So you’ll put the CR Democrats agreed to to a vote and tell President Musk to stick it?” – Press
“I have the makings of a plan” -Maga Mike Jesus Johnson (breaks into a sprint)
So according to drug-addled asswipe elmo, only neo-nazis can save Germany.
Yes master, replied orange pants shitting coffee boi of Mar a Lago.
They’re invasive fuckers and they choke out natives.
“English ivy” is clearly code for illegals.
It’s a good thing we’ve got Joe Biden to navigate this shutdown threat.
Isn’t it?
It’s a good thing you voted for me.
It’s a good thing we’ve got Joe Biden to navigate this shutdown threat.
dumbfuck fayled civics.. Congress has the power of the purse. Nothing to navigate. Dems in CONGRESS already made an acceptable deal with the repukes. Biden was on board. Who is Biden to negotiate with himself? ‘member what Dumbya used to babble?
And whose idea was it to time the next debt ceiling crisis in the middle of 2025 so orange pants shitting coffee boi can babble about it now like the feckless pool boi it’s become?
Just so the repukes can raise it then to give elmo and its ilk a tax cut.
Good luck with that elmo lickspittles.
@ 26
Congress has the power of the purse.
And the president then signs the passed bill. Or, if he doesn’t like what he’s hearing, issues a veto threat.
You seem to think that because Congress controls spending that the president has no choice but to rubber-stamp it, Welfare Queen YLB.
You silly twat, if the president had no role in the budget, why would WaPo write an article with a title like this?
A silly fucking twat is our previous Welfare Queen YLB.
@27 and dumbfuck shows the holes in its gray matter.. death valley daze as it was for bonzo is on the horizon.
Longest shutdown on record was on drumpf’s watch.
where was orange pants shitting coffee boi during that whole mess?
Dems negotiated with repukes. got a deal.. Biden was on board. repukes reneged after an unelected asshole rage tweeted and its orange coffee boi made whimpering noises in assent. and like a coward doesn’t want to pay the piper for rewarding its masters in 2025.
dumbfuck being a dumbfuck as always.
Oh, that money for childrens’ health funding research? The GOP-controlled House passed that bill several months ago.
Somebody should ask Chuck Schumer why he never brought it up for a vote. Someone should ask Chuck Schumer why he suddenly changed his mind to permit it now.
Somebody should ask
Why elmo and its orange coffee boi cheered like a trained seal when it was taken out of the original deal that repukes reneged on like cowards.
“Much better bill” – so reads the bleat of doge boi, the true “leader” of degenerate repukes.
Somebody should ask Chuck Schumer why he never brought it up for a vote.
uhh.. mebbee because it takes 60 votes to pass.. and with repukes around, no good deed goes unpunished.
So elmo wants to transfer AI tech to chyna and Congress wanted to restrict that..
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/3291621/us-restrictions-outbound-investments-china-hang-balance-amid-spending-bill-talks
that’s why elmo went off the rails..
the one time illegal immigrant gubmint “welfare queen” pos is a traitor.
like dumbfuck, all it cares about is more munee for itself.
It’s after 3pm.
Has future Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth puked on his shoes yet?
HIGH FIVE!
@13 That doesn’t explain everything, but it explains a lot.
This book is right up your alley, but I hesitate to recommend you read it to go with your other readings, because it might be too deep for you.
https://www.amazon.com/Flat-Earth-Science-Textbook-Undergraduate-ebook/dp/B0DJB2463M
@14 They mastered the art of cheap labor, too: Don’t pay them or feed them, and it doesn’t matter that they die, because there’s more workers where they came from.
@ 28
Longest shutdown on record was on drumpf’s watch.
This from the dumb cunt who claimed merely 18 minutes earlier @ 26 that since Congress has the power of the purse, there’s nothing for a president to do.
@ 31
uhh.. mebbee because it takes 60 votes to pass.. and with repukes around, no good deed goes unpunished.
A maximum of four House Republicans voted against the bill. Why do you think there wouldn’t be 9-10 Senate Republicans willing to vote to advance the bill, Welfare Queen YLB?
C’mon, ya dumb cunt. Dazzle us with your unique understanding of the mechanisms of the US Senate.
@27 That was 28 years ago, when Republicans negotiated deals with Democrats.
Y’all voted for stupid.
Overnight the Dotard threatened Europe on his fake twitter with tariffs if they don’t start buying more US Oil.
Because he can’t read a chart and knows nothing.
I’ll even be generous. And not go with 2020 when covid tanked world oil markets.
2019 Europe imported between 30m-35m bbls from the US per month.
2024 Europe imports between 50m-55m bbls from the US per month.
But the dim bulb read a yahoo news headline that the level is expected to decline in 2025 but didn’t read the article because he’s functionally illiterate. Why is it expected to drop? European shipping companies are anticipating LESS transatlantic shipping as TARIFFS make European goods less affordable for Americans
@ 38
@27 That was 28 years ago, when Republicans negotiated deals with Democrats.
HA libbies suck at history:
That was 4 years ago, when Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit wasn’t quite as big a fucking asshole as the one he has become today.
Awe shucksipoo! I wanted a government dhitdown.
Looks like they just cry wolf.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/uncertainty-reigns-capitol-hill-government-shutdown-deadline-trump-rcna185006
@40 The post @27 makes no mention of a 2020 negotiated deal, and the 1996 negotiated deal it refers to was 28 years ago, not 4 years ago.
You’re bad at math, bad at reading comprehension, bad at thinking, bad at writing, and I’ve heard the horse is spreading rumors that you’re bad at ass-fucking, too.
Congress has the power of the purse, there’s nothing for a president to do.
Except sign the shit which ding, ding, pants shitting orange coffee boi refused to do once upon a time…
Record shutdown.
Biden will gladly sign shit that puts the onus for billionaire tax cuts on the creeps who serve them up to their masters.
A piddly bullshit artist like dumbfuck barely counts in that equation.
whaddadumbfuck…
A maximum of four House Republicans voted against the bill. Why do you think there wouldn’t be 9-10 Senate Republicans willing to vote to advance the bill,
How many senate repukes voted for the skeletor of Florida over Thune again dumbfuck?
What would they ever want in return to get over 60 votes?
whaddadumbfuck..
All that humiliation for nothing.
170 Republicans voted in defiance of my man servant Donald.
Now I have to fund 170 primary challengers in over 100 different media markets. My defense contracts are going to have to skyrocket in order to pay for all that. Which means I won’t have enough leverage to cancel much of anything else.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/uncertainty-reigns-capitol-hill-government-shutdown-deadline-trump-rcna185006
i.e. no restriction on elmo selling hi tech to Chyna.. did kids who get cancer get screwed? prolly.. as if anyone like dumbfuck would give a shit.
Repukes must now raise the debt limit in 2025 to give elmo and other dumbfucks a tax cut. They will do that happily as they did more than a few times already for pants shitting coffee boi.
Sloppy Steve goes MAGA sloppy!
https://thehill.com/business/5051716-steve-bannon-tax-increase-wealthy/
lmao! that last part is blasphemy to out to pasture dumbfuck..
Eight things dropped to keep the government running:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/12/20/musk-trump-children-health-debt/
Yep, the sick kids got screwed and elmo got what it wanted the most.
and pants shitting coffee boi didn’t get what it wanted. when the economy tanks next year or the year after due to the shit show fantasies of tariffs and cattle car deportations coffee boi wants to do, raising the debt ceiling to benefit billionaires will be not be forgotten.
@47,
I got what I needed.
Vice President elect Trump did not.
@50 heh ya mean your orange pants shitting pool boi..
@ 49
Yep, the sick kids got screwed and elmo got what it wanted the most.
Billions and billions of dollars of pork did not get spent.
And Chuck Schumer can bring that @ 37 House-passed “sick kids” bill to the floor any time he wants, Welfare Queen YLB. Perhaps you should turn your anger over those unfunded “sick kids” research projects to the current Senate majority leader, ya dumb cunt.
Democrats really did not want a shutdown.
They knew who would get the blame.
@52 Did billions and billions of pork get spent on disaster relief, the Baltimore bridge, and farm aid? One man’s pork is another man’s breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
@46 They decided they’d rather be hung out to dry by Trump than face the wrath of their constituents.
@53 Democrats really did not want a shutdown because they care more about the American people who depend on these programs than the political advantage from Republicans getting the blame.
It’s nice that the GOP can be there to protect Welfare Queen YLB’s two fucked kids from her shitty decision-making.
Education
Biden abandons mass student debt cancellation plans amid GOP lawsuit
Which is different than its prior priority of making Welfare Queen YLB’s two fucked kids foot the bill for said repayment.
You’re welcome, girlfriend.
@ 56
Democrats really did not want a shutdown because …
they know deep-down that blaming it on a guy who’s not in office is a nonstarter.
@ 54
One man’s pork is another man’s breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
And in Bidenworld, an unemployed, cocaine-dependent Gender Studies graduate’s student loan debt is the financial responsibility of Welfare Queen YLB’s two fucked kids.
Welcome back, Cut and Run Walz. Now bend the fuck over.
December 20, 2024
Will the GOP winning ever stop?
Who among you still thinks Musk overpaid for Twitter?
And hey, why aren’t you pansies yukking it up about the TSLA share price anymore?
Continuing to not know how the judiciary works I see.
All seven members of the MN Supreme Court were appointed by Democratic Governors. 5 of them by Tim Walz.
Given that according to the very article you cited, MN state law requires challenges to residency be filed BEFORE an election occurs…The defendant lacks standing in every possible way.
@ 37, 49, 52
And Chuck Schumer is shamed into finally bringing the “sick kids” bill up for a Senate vote.
1 hr 45 min ago
Senate passes pediatric cancer research bill after it was dropped from negotiated stop gap funding bill
From CNN’s Morgan Rimmer
The vote was unanimous, Welfare Queen YLB. Which begs the question: Since the GOP had no objection to allocating the funds, what was Chuck Schumer’s reason for withholding the vote for 9-plus months?
C’mon, girlfriend. Show us some of the How A Bill Becomes A Law shit you try to make us believe you understand.
You were right @ 49 about one thing, Welfare Queen YLB. The “sick kids” got screwed. For 9-plus months.
They were screwed by Chuck Schumer.
Just think how much fraud there had to have been in 2022.
I was screwed when I voted for the South African Nazi.
@63 and now why did it have to be “restored”
cuz.. repukes bowing to their true master:
Elmo and its ilk…
yikes, dumbfuck tried really really hard in this thread.
.
what was Chuck Schumer’s reason for withholding the vote for 9-plus months?
Manchin, Sinema, repukes… and their masters..
Love kids, but ya gotta eat this shit sandwich first.
Greed means no good deed goes unpunished.
There’s a Democrat congresswoman from Texas who hasn’t cast a vote since July.
Today this missing person was found in a memory care home in her district.
All this time the House Democrat Whip has had to subtract one from the potential number of votes in his pocket.
First Bi-Done, now this shriveled Democrat brain.
Libbies really need to think about the quality of their leadership. How will it feel to lose a budget fight by a single vote because no one can find a representative?
The “sick kids” got screwed. For 9-plus months.
Yawn.. did dumbfuck know it took seven years for some of that legislation to get through Congress?
Little thanks to repukes or any politician whose priority is serving greed.
i.e. dumbfuck favorites.
@ 67
If it was not for the fact that she’s a Republican and not a Democrat as I wrote, this would have been a sick burn.
Shorter Welfare Queen YLB @ 68
The vote was unanimous,
to keep the government open.. golf clap for repukes.. even they are capable of learning from orange pant shitting coffee boi’s past shit shows.
Shorter dumbfuck in this thread..
I’m doing what I can to carry water for maga mike’s kook haus’ cowardice..
and my idol elmo asswipe and its orange coffee boi
And the repuke Senate’s indifference save when the chips are down.
how’m I doin’?
Please enjoy this Cliff Mass blog post about the coming atmospheric river that will top off California’s reservoirs. Make sure to note the WA snowpack figure.
So much for the global warming-caused drought.
Since the GOP had no objection to allocating the funds
whaddadumfuck.. what did maga mike and its ilk go on the record doing?
Last read 5 million borrowers were helped
Coulda been more save for asshole repuke AGs in red states.
No student debt problems in our household.
Thanks dumbfuck for voting for it. Twice.
So much for the global warming-caused drought.
So much for swallowing fossil fuel industry propaganda:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/interactive/2024/us-south-sea-level-rise-climate-change/
an unemployed, cocaine-dependent Gender Studies graduate
is dumbfuck’s fav entertainer at its fav VIP lounge.
they come from all walks of life to please the degenerate dumbfucks of the world.
shitty decision-making.
hey you’re the one now carrying water for an asshole who has a hard on for german neo nazis and its orange pants shitting coffee boi.
even after calling orange pants shitting coffee boi “an obvious racist”.
Did I vote for that shit? Fuck no.
better link for @75
thanks again dumbfuck for voting for it.
twice.
@63
Ask Tommy Tuberville and Rand Paul of the Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions where the Bill languished.
@73
Weatherman says, “Look this last extraordinarily long drought is going to be followed by a different extreme weather event.”
Just like the climate change models predict. Decent chance some NorCal farmland gets washed away. Just like the climate change models predict.
Starting in 2012 CA had the longest drought in the state’s recorded history. Then after that abated four years later CA had the lowest precipitation levels for three consecutive years. This is what’s known as repeated extreme weather events. Just like the climate change models predict.
Where is the Friday Night Extravaganza?
@58 “they know deep-down that blaming it on a guy who’s not in office is a nonstarter”
LMAO!!! 😅😄😂🤣🤡🤡🤡
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/20/us/politics/trump-blame-shutdown.html
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/12/20/government-shutdown-trump-leadership-history/77093516007/
@59 Put $100 billion of disaster relief and $10 billion of farm aid in Doctor Dumbfuck’s sausage maker and this comes out.
The first 30 years of the 21st Century will be defined by Donald Trump’s two presidential terms. GWB, Obama, Hillary, Biden, Harris – all irrelevant.
@61 “And hey, why aren’t you pansies yukking it up about the TSLA share price anymore?”
We’re waiting for you to show us evidence you got in long before the election.
Overlooking TSLA’s $58 a share dive since Tuesday, I’m curious who’s paying $421 for a stock earning 3 bucks in a good year (and there haven’t been very many good years). Is someone expecting the election to bring Tesla massive graft and corruption? And if so, why would shareholders benefit from it?
The CEO is hated by half of America. Court battles have highlighted the massive compensation, funded by stock dilution, he pays to himself. The cars spontaneously combust. He has to keep cutting prices to sell them. Profits are collapsing (down 38% from the prior year). Where’s the investment appeal?
@64 Also an 84-year-old man was arrested for voting twice, in Pennsylvania and Florida. No party affiliation stated, but I don’t hear of a lot of Democrats moving to Florida.
@64 So far you’ve got a culprit who registered 2 dead people and 2 fictitious people in 2024, none of whom voted. And I found one who voted in two states. What have you got for 2022?s
If 4 fake registrations in 2024 = massive voting fraud in 2022, that’s quite an extrusion die you’ve got there, dumbfuck. Does it also make enough rails for an entire railroad from a nail, too?
@67 “There’s a Democrat congresswoman from Texas who hasn’t cast a vote since July. Today this missing person was found in a memory care home in her district.”
Congresswoman Granger, a Republican who represented Texas’s 12th C.D. from 1997 – 2025, did not run for re-election in 2024 and apparently is now a zombie.
It’s not Jeffries who’s short a vote.
@69 Learn how to use the edit button. Or better yet, look it up before you post. https://tinyurl.com/mrtavu8w
@85 The first half of the 20th century was dominated by Hitler, Stalin, and Mao. The first years of the 19th century were dominated by Napoleon.
@69 is really the story of my life.
I voted for an $8 trillion increase to the debt twice before. Last November I voted for a $12 trillion increase.
None of you idiots should take me seriously when I talk shit about spending cuts.