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by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/20/24, 8:09 am

Man fuck English ivy. Ban the shit out of it. I have pulled so many of the fuckers. I imagine many of you who aren’t apartment dwellers have pulled even more. They’re invasive fuckers and they choke out natives. Yuck.

But also whenever I see ivy sold at a garden store or whatever I have to wonder who buys it. Like fine, it can be a decorative indoor plant that can be contained to a pot. Just fucking grab some clippers and grab yourself some. Look at all those goddam roots, you don’t need to buy it. Honestly, if you’re buying it, you can’t be trusted with it.

And if you’re looking for outdoor use, why not go eat shit instead?

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  1. 1

    The Revolution Will Be TikTokked spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:16 am

    Why did they treat the transfer of Luigi like they were escorting the Joker to Arkham.

    NY Police commissioner is a Tisch. Gotta make sure the billionaire class has a show and knows they’re safe on the Upper East.

  2. 2

    FAFO spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:21 am

    Maga Mike Jesus Johnson

    “The Democrats killed the bill.”

    Hope Vice President Trump supporters don’t have any Air Traffic, FAA or TSA issues trying to get home this weekend.

  3. 3

    DiJonai Carrington spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:32 am

    They can troll like the dudes too.

    Paige Bueckers, UCONN lock for 2025 #1 draft pick against Iowa State.

    Arianna Jackson of Iowa State attempting to save a ball out of bounds instead threw it to Buekers unguarded under the basket who lays it in then points at Jackson while running back on defense in the international hoops sign of “Thanks for the assist.”

  4. 4

    President Elon Made it Happen spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:35 am

    Giving the same energy.

    “I want them to keep those people on the cruise ship so our Covid Numbers don’t go up.”

    “If there is going to be a shutdown of government, let it begin now, under the Biden Administration, not after January 20th, under ‘TRUMP,’”

  5. 5

    Matt Gaetz spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:38 am

    I gave money to some girls. So what? The ones I was fucking it was a gift. Like a donation. Or a gratuity.

    No no no no. She was very sweet asked that it be in an envelope when I arrived. Everything after was because we had a deep connection and affection.

    It wasn’t a PAYMENT it was a little help with the finances.

  6. 6

    Rich Smith spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:42 am

    I still need a job.

    Goldy please hire me.

  7. 7

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 10:01 am

    @1 – Read “Bonfire of the Vanities” by Tom Wolfe to understand the NYPD.

  8. 8

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 10:28 am

    “The out of touch billionaire running the incoming Trump Administration announced last night that he enthusiastically supports the neo-Nazi party in Germany,” Murphy posted on X, alongside a screenshot of Musk’s tweet. “WTF,” Murphy added. “NONE OF THIS IS OK, EVERYONE. NONE OF THIS IS NORMAL.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5050938-musk-afd-endorsement-criticism/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: If Elon isn’t a neo-Nazi himself, he sure likes them.

  9. 9

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 10:35 am

    @7 What should we read to understand you?

  10. 10

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 10:38 am

    Public service announcements, Texas style:

    Texas is installing ominous billboards warning migrants that they could be kidnapped or raped if they make the journey to cross the U.S.-Mexico border. … Some of the billboards have stark warnings including, “How much did you pay to have your daughter raped?”; “Many girls who try to migrate to Texas are kidnapped”; and “Your wife and daughter will pay for the trip with their bodies.”

    https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/texas-billboards-migrants-rape-illegal-border-crossings-rcna184999

    There’s actually a state with worse politicians than Texas. It’s directly north of Texas, and is called Oklahoma. I won’t go into details here.

  11. 11

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 10:48 am

    That sounds like a massive lawsuit with huge liability to me.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nbc-news-investigation-helps-families-find-answers-rcna179798

    How is it that Texas isn’t bankrupt yet?

  12. 12

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 10:52 am

    @10 If you’re a badge bunny troll like dumbfuck, TexASS is the shit:

    https://t.ly/1yGhU

  13. 13

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 11:12 am

    @9 – Rand, Mises, Rothbard, Napolitano, etc.

  14. 14

    Republicans🕺 spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 11:45 am

    Nazis were really super great at a whole bunch of stuff.

    For starters they were incredibly stylish and were really good at marketing and communications. They unified the German people in support of a common cause. They ran up a huge national debt investing in infrastructure and defense and then they paid for it all by invading, conquering and subjegating their lenders. Other than a thriving black market and a massive, widespread resistance they had almost no crime. They very nearly got rid of jews, fags, retards, and cripples. For the better part of a decade Germans were bursting with national pride.

    Sure they paid for it by having to eat pigeons and sawdust for a few decades after 1945. But it really looks like it was worth it to us.

  15. 15

    Elon Musk's Salty Balls in your mouth spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 11:50 am

    Is it too late for me to change my mind about this shit?

  16. 16

    Elon Musk's Salty Balls in your mouth spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 11:56 am

    The new funding bill will lock in billions in farm subsidies and government giveaways for people who build in swamplands, floodplains, and tidal beaches for a full year, while only postponing funding the real budget until March.

    I guess my Department of Government Efficiency will have to cut somewhere else. Bird flu sounds pretty fakey to me.
    Birds aren’t even real.

  17. 17

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 12:30 pm

    @13 i.e. never matured mentally past a year out of high school.

    Now watch:

    F you, socialist… blah, blah, blah…

  18. 18

    MUSK 2028 spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 12:50 pm

    @17,
    Permanently stuck in sophomore syndrome.

    Someday he’ll show you mean senior bullies.

  19. 19

    MUSK 2028 spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 12:54 pm

    Watching Chris Murphy bitching on CNN about how I forced Republicans to torpedo government funding before heading home for Christmas it just made me want to take a shit in his mouth even more than I already do.

    What the fuck did he expect them to do?
    Their so-called “duty”?

    The only duty they have is to me.

  20. 20

    PI's poor mother spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 12:58 pm

    @7 What should we read to understand you?

    I’ve got some police reports that should inform you.

  21. 21

    Merry Chrismas from the Incoming Trump Administration spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 1:01 pm

    “THERE WILL NOT BE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN” Maga Mike Jesus Johnson this afternoon to reporters.

    “So you’ll put the CR Democrats agreed to to a vote and tell President Musk to stick it?” – Press

    “I have the makings of a plan” -Maga Mike Jesus Johnson (breaks into a sprint)

  22. 22

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 1:06 pm

    So according to drug-addled asswipe elmo, only neo-nazis can save Germany.

    Yes master, replied orange pants shitting coffee boi of Mar a Lago.

  23. 23

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 1:19 pm

    They’re invasive fuckers and they choke out natives.

    “English ivy” is clearly code for illegals.

  24. 24

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 1:20 pm

    It’s a good thing we’ve got Joe Biden to navigate this shutdown threat.

    Isn’t it?

  25. 25

    Elon Musk's Salty Balls in your mouth spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 1:45 pm

    It’s a good thing you voted for me.

  26. 26

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 1:50 pm

    It’s a good thing we’ve got Joe Biden to navigate this shutdown threat.

    dumbfuck fayled civics.. Congress has the power of the purse. Nothing to navigate. Dems in CONGRESS already made an acceptable deal with the repukes. Biden was on board. Who is Biden to negotiate with himself? ‘member what Dumbya used to babble?

    And whose idea was it to time the next debt ceiling crisis in the middle of 2025 so orange pants shitting coffee boi can babble about it now like the feckless pool boi it’s become?

    Just so the repukes can raise it then to give elmo and its ilk a tax cut.

    Good luck with that elmo lickspittles.

  27. 27

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 2:00 pm

    @ 26

    Congress has the power of the purse.

    And the president then signs the passed bill. Or, if he doesn’t like what he’s hearing, issues a veto threat.

    You seem to think that because Congress controls spending that the president has no choice but to rubber-stamp it, Welfare Queen YLB.

    You silly twat, if the president had no role in the budget, why would WaPo write an article with a title like this?

    CLINTON, CONGRESS REACH ’96 BUDGET AGREEMENT

    Washington Post
    https://www.washingtonpost.com › politics › 1996/04/25
    Apr 24, 1996 — The $163 billion agreement completes the 1996 budget and removes the possibility of another partial shutdown of the government. Nine Cabinet …

    A silly fucking twat is our previous Welfare Queen YLB.

  28. 28

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 2:08 pm

    @27 and dumbfuck shows the holes in its gray matter.. death valley daze as it was for bonzo is on the horizon.

    Longest shutdown on record was on drumpf’s watch.

    where was orange pants shitting coffee boi during that whole mess?

    Dems negotiated with repukes. got a deal.. Biden was on board. repukes reneged after an unelected asshole rage tweeted and its orange coffee boi made whimpering noises in assent. and like a coward doesn’t want to pay the piper for rewarding its masters in 2025.

    dumbfuck being a dumbfuck as always.

  29. 29

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 2:11 pm

    Oh, that money for childrens’ health funding research? The GOP-controlled House passed that bill several months ago.

    U.S. House Approves Gabriella Miller Kids First Research …

    American Association of Neurological Surgeons
    https://www.aans.org › Latest News
    Apr 1, 2024 — On March 5, the U.S. House of Representatives passed the Gabriella Miller Kids First Research Act 2.0 (H.R. 3391) by a vote of 384 to 4.

    Somebody should ask Chuck Schumer why he never brought it up for a vote. Someone should ask Chuck Schumer why he suddenly changed his mind to permit it now.

  30. 30

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 2:19 pm

    Somebody should ask

    Why elmo and its orange coffee boi cheered like a trained seal when it was taken out of the original deal that repukes reneged on like cowards.

    “Much better bill” – so reads the bleat of doge boi, the true “leader” of degenerate repukes.

  31. 31

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 2:34 pm

    Somebody should ask Chuck Schumer why he never brought it up for a vote.

    uhh.. mebbee because it takes 60 votes to pass.. and with repukes around, no good deed goes unpunished.

  32. 32

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:00 pm

    So elmo wants to transfer AI tech to chyna and Congress wanted to restrict that..

    https://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/3291621/us-restrictions-outbound-investments-china-hang-balance-amid-spending-bill-talks

    that’s why elmo went off the rails..

    the one time illegal immigrant gubmint “welfare queen” pos is a traitor.

    like dumbfuck, all it cares about is more munee for itself.

  33. 33

    Elon Musk's Salty Balls in your mouth spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:02 pm

    It’s after 3pm.

    Has future Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth puked on his shoes yet?

    HIGH FIVE!

  34. 34

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:03 pm

    @13 That doesn’t explain everything, but it explains a lot.

    This book is right up your alley, but I hesitate to recommend you read it to go with your other readings, because it might be too deep for you.

    https://www.amazon.com/Flat-Earth-Science-Textbook-Undergraduate-ebook/dp/B0DJB2463M

  35. 35

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:06 pm

    @14 They mastered the art of cheap labor, too: Don’t pay them or feed them, and it doesn’t matter that they die, because there’s more workers where they came from.

  36. 36

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:10 pm

    @ 28

    Longest shutdown on record was on drumpf’s watch.

    This from the dumb cunt who claimed merely 18 minutes earlier @ 26 that since Congress has the power of the purse, there’s nothing for a president to do.

  37. 37

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:15 pm

    @ 31

    uhh.. mebbee because it takes 60 votes to pass.. and with repukes around, no good deed goes unpunished.

    … the U.S. House of Representatives passed the Gabriella Miller Kids First Research Act 2.0 (H.R. 3391) by a vote of 384 to 4.

    A maximum of four House Republicans voted against the bill. Why do you think there wouldn’t be 9-10 Senate Republicans willing to vote to advance the bill, Welfare Queen YLB?

    C’mon, ya dumb cunt. Dazzle us with your unique understanding of the mechanisms of the US Senate.

  38. 38

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:16 pm

    @27 That was 28 years ago, when Republicans negotiated deals with Democrats.

  39. 39

    International Energy Agency spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:21 pm

    Y’all voted for stupid.

    Overnight the Dotard threatened Europe on his fake twitter with tariffs if they don’t start buying more US Oil.

    Because he can’t read a chart and knows nothing.

    I’ll even be generous. And not go with 2020 when covid tanked world oil markets.

    2019 Europe imported between 30m-35m bbls from the US per month.

    2024 Europe imports between 50m-55m bbls from the US per month.

    But the dim bulb read a yahoo news headline that the level is expected to decline in 2025 but didn’t read the article because he’s functionally illiterate. Why is it expected to drop? European shipping companies are anticipating LESS transatlantic shipping as TARIFFS make European goods less affordable for Americans

  40. 40

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:29 pm

    @ 38

    @27 That was 28 years ago, when Republicans negotiated deals with Democrats.

    HA libbies suck at history:

    Pelosi, Trump strike deal on coronavirus response package

    The Hill
    https://thehill.com › homenews › house › 487402-pelos…
    Mar 13, 2020 — Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and President Trump have struck a deal on a multibillion-dollar stimulus package aimed at assisting millions …

    That was 4 years ago, when Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit wasn’t quite as big a fucking asshole as the one he has become today.

  41. 41

    G spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:30 pm

    Awe shucksipoo! I wanted a government dhitdown.

    Looks like they just cry wolf.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/uncertainty-reigns-capitol-hill-government-shutdown-deadline-trump-rcna185006

  42. 42

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:37 pm

    @40 The post @27 makes no mention of a 2020 negotiated deal, and the 1996 negotiated deal it refers to was 28 years ago, not 4 years ago.

    You’re bad at math, bad at reading comprehension, bad at thinking, bad at writing, and I’ve heard the horse is spreading rumors that you’re bad at ass-fucking, too.

  43. 43

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:38 pm

    Congress has the power of the purse, there’s nothing for a president to do.

    Except sign the shit which ding, ding, pants shitting orange coffee boi refused to do once upon a time…

    Record shutdown.

    Biden will gladly sign shit that puts the onus for billionaire tax cuts on the creeps who serve them up to their masters.

    A piddly bullshit artist like dumbfuck barely counts in that equation.

    whaddadumbfuck…

  44. 44

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:41 pm

    A maximum of four House Republicans voted against the bill. Why do you think there wouldn’t be 9-10 Senate Republicans willing to vote to advance the bill,

    How many senate repukes voted for the skeletor of Florida over Thune again dumbfuck?

    What would they ever want in return to get over 60 votes?

    whaddadumbfuck..

  45. 45

    Elon Musk's Salty Balls in your mouth spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:43 pm

    All that humiliation for nothing.

  46. 46

    Elon Musk's Salty Balls in your mouth spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 3:47 pm

    170 Republicans voted in defiance of my man servant Donald.

    Now I have to fund 170 primary challengers in over 100 different media markets. My defense contracts are going to have to skyrocket in order to pay for all that. Which means I won’t have enough leverage to cancel much of anything else.

  47. 47

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 4:00 pm

    Musk appeared to endorse the plan as the House was voting, writing on his social media site, X, that Johnson “did a good job here, given the circumstances.”

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/uncertainty-reigns-capitol-hill-government-shutdown-deadline-trump-rcna185006

    i.e. no restriction on elmo selling hi tech to Chyna.. did kids who get cancer get screwed? prolly.. as if anyone like dumbfuck would give a shit.

    Repukes must now raise the debt limit in 2025 to give elmo and other dumbfucks a tax cut. They will do that happily as they did more than a few times already for pants shitting coffee boi.

  48. 48

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 4:03 pm

    Sloppy Steve goes MAGA sloppy!

    President-elect Trump’s onetime White House adviser Steve Bannon said in an interview he supports increasing taxes on the wealthy and corporations.

    “I’m for a dramatic increase in corporate taxes. We have to increase taxes on the wealthy. For getting our guys’s taxes cut, we’ve got to cut spending, which they’re gonna resist. Where does the tax revenue come from? Corporations and the wealthy,” Bannon said during an interview with Semafor that was published Friday.

    “And when they start squealing, we have a conversation,” the conservative media personality added. “We’re all partners in this, everybody’s going to take a little pain, but the working people are going to take less pain than you guys.”

    https://thehill.com/business/5051716-steve-bannon-tax-increase-wealthy/

    lmao! that last part is blasphemy to out to pasture dumbfuck..

  49. 49

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 4:15 pm

    Eight things dropped to keep the government running:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/12/20/musk-trump-children-health-debt/

    Yep, the sick kids got screwed and elmo got what it wanted the most.

    and pants shitting coffee boi didn’t get what it wanted. when the economy tanks next year or the year after due to the shit show fantasies of tariffs and cattle car deportations coffee boi wants to do, raising the debt ceiling to benefit billionaires will be not be forgotten.

  50. 50

    Elon Musk's Salty Balls in your mouth spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 4:15 pm

    @47,

    I got what I needed.

    Vice President elect Trump did not.

  51. 51

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 4:37 pm

    @50 heh ya mean your orange pants shitting pool boi..

  52. 52

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 5:23 pm

    @ 49

    Yep, the sick kids got screwed and elmo got what it wanted the most.

    Billions and billions of dollars of pork did not get spent.

    And Chuck Schumer can bring that @ 37 House-passed “sick kids” bill to the floor any time he wants, Welfare Queen YLB. Perhaps you should turn your anger over those unfunded “sick kids” research projects to the current Senate majority leader, ya dumb cunt.

  53. 53

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 5:24 pm

    Democrats really did not want a shutdown.

    They knew who would get the blame.

  54. 54

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 6:27 pm

    @52 Did billions and billions of pork get spent on disaster relief, the Baltimore bridge, and farm aid? One man’s pork is another man’s breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

  55. 55

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 6:28 pm

    @46 They decided they’d rather be hung out to dry by Trump than face the wrath of their constituents.

  56. 56

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 6:30 pm

    @53 Democrats really did not want a shutdown because they care more about the American people who depend on these programs than the political advantage from Republicans getting the blame.

  57. 57

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 7:21 pm

    It’s nice that the GOP can be there to protect Welfare Queen YLB’s two fucked kids from her shitty decision-making.

    Education
    Biden abandons mass student debt cancellation plans amid GOP lawsuit

    In withdrawing the plans, the Education Department cited the “operational challenges” of implementing both rules and said the administration wants to use its remaining time to prioritize “helping at-risk borrowers return to repayment successfully.”

    Which is different than its prior priority of making Welfare Queen YLB’s two fucked kids foot the bill for said repayment.

    You’re welcome, girlfriend.

  58. 58

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 7:23 pm

    @ 56

    Democrats really did not want a shutdown because …

    they know deep-down that blaming it on a guy who’s not in office is a nonstarter.

  59. 59

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 7:25 pm

    @ 54

    One man’s pork is another man’s breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

    And in Bidenworld, an unemployed, cocaine-dependent Gender Studies graduate’s student loan debt is the financial responsibility of Welfare Queen YLB’s two fucked kids.

  60. 60

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 7:29 pm

    Welcome back, Cut and Run Walz. Now bend the fuck over.

    December 20, 2024

    ST PAUL, Minn. — A court decision in a contested Roseville election is set to give Republicans temporary control of the Minnesota House of Representatives to start the upcoming 2025 legislative session.

    A Ramsey County District Court judge ruled Friday that DFL candidate Curtis Johnson did not meet residency requirements to run for Minnesota House District 40B, declaring him ineligible to take the oath of office.

    Will the GOP winning ever stop?

  61. 61

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 7:41 pm

    Who among you still thinks Musk overpaid for Twitter?

    And hey, why aren’t you pansies yukking it up about the TSLA share price anymore?

  62. 62

    Alina Habba spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 7:54 pm

    A Ramsey County District Court judge

    Continuing to not know how the judiciary works I see.

    Johnson will appeal the decision to the Minnesota Supreme Court

    All seven members of the MN Supreme Court were appointed by Democratic Governors. 5 of them by Tim Walz.

    Given that according to the very article you cited, MN state law requires challenges to residency be filed BEFORE an election occurs…The defendant lacks standing in every possible way.

  63. 63

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 8:55 pm

    @ 37, 49, 52

    And Chuck Schumer is shamed into finally bringing the “sick kids” bill up for a Senate vote.

    1 hr 45 min ago
    Senate passes pediatric cancer research bill after it was dropped from negotiated stop gap funding bill
    From CNN’s Morgan Rimmer

    The vote was unanimous, Welfare Queen YLB. Which begs the question: Since the GOP had no objection to allocating the funds, what was Chuck Schumer’s reason for withholding the vote for 9-plus months?

    C’mon, girlfriend. Show us some of the How A Bill Becomes A Law shit you try to make us believe you understand.

    You were right @ 49 about one thing, Welfare Queen YLB. The “sick kids” got screwed. For 9-plus months.

    They were screwed by Chuck Schumer.

  64. 64

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 8:59 pm

    Just think how much fraud there had to have been in 2022.

    End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness

    BREAKING: Woman in Pennsylvania is charged for registering dead and even nonexistent (!!!) people to vote. She’s employed by New PA Project, an org Democrats started in 2021.
    9:16 AM · Dec 20, 2024
    ·
    10.8M
    Views

  65. 65

    Vicious Tro11 spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:02 pm

    I was screwed when I voted for the South African Nazi.

  66. 66

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:03 pm

    @63 and now why did it have to be “restored”

    cuz.. repukes bowing to their true master:

    Elmo and its ilk…

    yikes, dumbfuck tried really really hard in this thread.
    .

    what was Chuck Schumer’s reason for withholding the vote for 9-plus months?

    Manchin, Sinema, repukes… and their masters..

    Love kids, but ya gotta eat this shit sandwich first.

    Greed means no good deed goes unpunished.

  67. 67

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:07 pm

    There’s a Democrat congresswoman from Texas who hasn’t cast a vote since July.

    Today this missing person was found in a memory care home in her district.

    We then visited her office in person hoping to understand how Congresswoman Granger planned to vote on the continuing resolution this afternoon. Upon arrival, we found the door locked, front door glass window covered, no one inside, and no sign of the office continuing to be occupied.
    …
    We then received a tip from a Granger constituent who shared that the Congresswoman has been residing at a local memory care and assisted living home for some time after having been found wandering lost and confused in her former Cultural District/West 7th neighborhood.

    The Dallas Express team visited the facility to confirm whether Granger was residing there and to inquire about how she planned to vote on the spending bill. Upon arrival, two employees confirmed that Granger is indeed living at the facility. However, we were not permitted to conduct an interview regarding the current spending debate in the House of Representatives and how or if Ms. Granger planned to vote.

    All this time the House Democrat Whip has had to subtract one from the potential number of votes in his pocket.

    First Bi-Done, now this shriveled Democrat brain.

    Libbies really need to think about the quality of their leadership. How will it feel to lose a budget fight by a single vote because no one can find a representative?

  68. 68

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:08 pm

    The “sick kids” got screwed. For 9-plus months.

    Yawn.. did dumbfuck know it took seven years for some of that legislation to get through Congress?

    Little thanks to repukes or any politician whose priority is serving greed.

    i.e. dumbfuck favorites.

  69. 69

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:10 pm

    @ 67

    If it was not for the fact that she’s a Republican and not a Democrat as I wrote, this would have been a sick burn.

  70. 70

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:12 pm

    Shorter Welfare Queen YLB @ 68

    Hey, those kids were dying horrible cancer deaths for seven years. So really, what’s the harm in 9 more months?

  71. 71

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:12 pm

    The vote was unanimous,

    to keep the government open.. golf clap for repukes.. even they are capable of learning from orange pant shitting coffee boi’s past shit shows.

  72. 72

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:16 pm

    Shorter dumbfuck in this thread..

    I’m doing what I can to carry water for maga mike’s kook haus’ cowardice..

    and my idol elmo asswipe and its orange coffee boi

    And the repuke Senate’s indifference save when the chips are down.

    how’m I doin’?

  73. 73

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:18 pm

    Please enjoy this Cliff Mass blog post about the coming atmospheric river that will top off California’s reservoirs. Make sure to note the WA snowpack figure.

    So much for the global warming-caused drought.

  74. 74

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:19 pm

    Since the GOP had no objection to allocating the funds

    whaddadumfuck.. what did maga mike and its ilk go on the record doing?

  75. 75

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:23 pm

    the administration wants to use its remaining time to prioritize “helping at-risk borrowers return to repayment successfully.”

    Last read 5 million borrowers were helped

    Coulda been more save for asshole repuke AGs in red states.

    No student debt problems in our household.

    Thanks dumbfuck for voting for it. Twice.

  76. 76

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:25 pm

    So much for the global warming-caused drought.

    So much for swallowing fossil fuel industry propaganda:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/interactive/2024/us-south-sea-level-rise-climate-change/

  77. 77

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:30 pm

    an unemployed, cocaine-dependent Gender Studies graduate

    is dumbfuck’s fav entertainer at its fav VIP lounge.

    they come from all walks of life to please the degenerate dumbfucks of the world.

  78. 78

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:35 pm

    shitty decision-making.

    hey you’re the one now carrying water for an asshole who has a hard on for german neo nazis and its orange pants shitting coffee boi.

    even after calling orange pants shitting coffee boi “an obvious racist”.

    Did I vote for that shit? Fuck no.

  79. 79

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 9:41 pm

    better link for @75

    thanks again dumbfuck for voting for it.

    twice.

  80. 80

    GOP ‘Pork’ spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 10:01 pm

    @63

    Ask Tommy Tuberville and Rand Paul of the Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions where the Bill languished.

  81. 81

    Meteorology is not Climate Science spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 10:10 pm

    @73

    Weatherman says, “Look this last extraordinarily long drought is going to be followed by a different extreme weather event.”

    Just like the climate change models predict. Decent chance some NorCal farmland gets washed away. Just like the climate change models predict.

    Starting in 2012 CA had the longest drought in the state’s recorded history. Then after that abated four years later CA had the lowest precipitation levels for three consecutive years. This is what’s known as repeated extreme weather events. Just like the climate change models predict.

  82. 82

    Wind Gusts spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 10:22 pm

    Where is the Friday Night Extravaganza?

  83. 83

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 11:06 pm

    @58 “they know deep-down that blaming it on a guy who’s not in office is a nonstarter”

    LMAO!!! 😅😄😂🤣🤡🤡🤡

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/20/us/politics/trump-blame-shutdown.html

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/12/20/government-shutdown-trump-leadership-history/77093516007/

  84. 84

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 11:10 pm

    @59 Put $100 billion of disaster relief and $10 billion of farm aid in Doctor Dumbfuck’s sausage maker and this comes out.

  85. 85

    That’s the way it is, sports fans! spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 11:19 pm

    The first 30 years of the 21st Century will be defined by Donald Trump’s two presidential terms. GWB, Obama, Hillary, Biden, Harris – all irrelevant.

  86. 86

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 11:45 pm

    @61 “And hey, why aren’t you pansies yukking it up about the TSLA share price anymore?”

    We’re waiting for you to show us evidence you got in long before the election.

    Overlooking TSLA’s $58 a share dive since Tuesday, I’m curious who’s paying $421 for a stock earning 3 bucks in a good year (and there haven’t been very many good years). Is someone expecting the election to bring Tesla massive graft and corruption? And if so, why would shareholders benefit from it?

    The CEO is hated by half of America. Court battles have highlighted the massive compensation, funded by stock dilution, he pays to himself. The cars spontaneously combust. He has to keep cutting prices to sell them. Profits are collapsing (down 38% from the prior year). Where’s the investment appeal?

  87. 87

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 12/20/24 at 11:59 pm

    @64 Also an 84-year-old man was arrested for voting twice, in Pennsylvania and Florida. No party affiliation stated, but I don’t hear of a lot of Democrats moving to Florida.

  88. 88

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 12/21/24 at 12:02 am

    @64 So far you’ve got a culprit who registered 2 dead people and 2 fictitious people in 2024, none of whom voted. And I found one who voted in two states. What have you got for 2022?s

    If 4 fake registrations in 2024 = massive voting fraud in 2022, that’s quite an extrusion die you’ve got there, dumbfuck. Does it also make enough rails for an entire railroad from a nail, too?

  89. 89

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 12/21/24 at 12:21 am

    @67 “There’s a Democrat congresswoman from Texas who hasn’t cast a vote since July. Today this missing person was found in a memory care home in her district.”

    Congresswoman Granger, a Republican who represented Texas’s 12th C.D. from 1997 – 2025, did not run for re-election in 2024 and apparently is now a zombie.

    It’s not Jeffries who’s short a vote.

  90. 90

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 12/21/24 at 12:35 am

    @69 Learn how to use the edit button. Or better yet, look it up before you post. https://tinyurl.com/mrtavu8w

  91. 91

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 12/21/24 at 12:38 am

    @85 The first half of the 20th century was dominated by Hitler, Stalin, and Mao. The first years of the 19th century were dominated by Napoleon.

  92. 92

    Vicious Troll Turbocharged spews:

    Saturday, 12/21/24 at 8:34 am

    @69 is really the story of my life.

  93. 93

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 12/21/24 at 9:18 am

    I voted for an $8 trillion increase to the debt twice before. Last November I voted for a $12 trillion increase.

    None of you idiots should take me seriously when I talk shit about spending cuts.

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