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  1. 1

    Every day it’s something new with this guy.

    If you’re not remembering this 20 year old meme is the Pageant contestant that The Perv may have walked in on half dressed who gave a Trumpian answer, “I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and a the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US.”

    Went viral before that was a thing we knew about.

    JD posted it as an advance of the interview. Later

    BERMAN: Last night you posted a clip from Ms Teen US 2007 — Caitlin Upton. When you posted that, were you aware she thought about committing suicide for the attention that received?

    JD VANCE: No, certainly not.

    BERMAN: Would you like to apologize?

    VANCE: I’m not going to apologize

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    BERMAN: Would you like to apologize?

    VANCE: Apologize? You’re lucky I’m not masturbating right now.

  3. 3

    In dumbfuck world, The Pain must truly be tremendous.

    The Pain of an impending IRS audit.

  4. 4

    Boxcheck Momala, CNN faux interview: My values have not changed. I am still the same chickenshit I always have been.

  5. 5

    CNN’s Dana Bash blew the biggest interview of her career leaving Americans in the dark about the Democrat ticket.

    Candidate Harris avoided all the major issues like windmill cancer, magnet decay and Hannibal Lector. The voters need to know if Harris would take her chances with a powerful battery or a shark if she was in a sinking boat. Only asked her one question about her so-called “race”. And allowed Harris to duck it.

    Bash completely let Harris off the hook.

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    My friends and I went out and bought a huge Gadsden flag and raised it up the flag pole in the parking lot of a nearby abandoned Toys R US while singing Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the USA to honor the January 6 patriotic political prisoners.

    And Kamala Harris refused to attend.

  7. 7

    People are saying, and by people we mean Donald Trump which we dutifully report as if it’s not bat shit crazy, that you would be the worst president in history. How would you be the worst president in history?

  8. 8

    “Some people don’t eat bacon anymore. We are going to get the energy prices down. This was caused by their horrible energy. Wind. They want wind all over the place. But when it doesn’t blow, we have a little problem.”

    If you blow wind on bacon it sends the smell all over the place. I’m going to make sure you can cook bacon on grass. If you’re in your kitchen and your stove is electric you need to be looking out for sharks.

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    @4 Some of her pivots are almost as spectacular as Trump’s on abortion. He just threw the evangelicals under the bus. Of course, it’s possible his campaign promise to not sign a nationwide abortion ban is a lie, and the evangelicals are in on it, wink wink.

    Kinda like Dave Reichert telling the press and public one thing, and a private GOP gathering something else.

    https://www.chronline.com/stories/will-dave-reichert-vote-for-trump-he-gave-his-answer-at-a-gop-event,341628

    You can’t trust any Republican about anything; and dumbfuck is complaining about Harris? 💩💩💩

  12. 12

    It now appears almost certain that the Swiftboat Cemetery Campaign Stunt™️ cooked up by Chris LaCivita that immediately blew up in his face will now cost him his job.

  13. 13

    Last night, shortly before retiring for my rest, I consumed three Super Grande Beef and Bean Burritos.

    This morning almost immediately after my second cup of Black Rifle coffee I produced the largest single bowel movement of my life.
    As a tribute to all those brave American patriots who lost their lives in the defense of freedom during the 1914 Battle of Veracruz I whistled three bars of La Cucaracha and held my right hand over my heart while flushing.

    And Vice President Harris refused to attend.

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    @13 You probably put a significant amount of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere, too.

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    The phrase “divine intervention” evokes a lightning bolt coming down from the sky. But God often works in mysterious, subtle ways. The transition from Biden to Harris was seamless, the Democratic convention didn’t go off the rails, there were no riots. There’s Harris’ unexpected surge in popularity, the abrupt shift in polls, Vance’s unending gaffes and now the cemetery incident. This is all too coherent and consistent to be coincidence. It’s very clear that divine intervention is happening. I’m now much less worried about the election than I was.

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    The 78-year-old convicted felon has now re-reversed himself on the Florida abortion ban.

    Earlier in the week Trump informed whichever Fox personality happened to be greedily tonguing his taint that day that he would be voting in favor of Florida initiative Amendment 4 which restores abortion rights stripped by Republican lawmakers. This marked a dramatic reversal of his previous ardent support for a nationwide ban.

    In less than 24 hours a campaign spokes minion corrected him and said Trump would support the Republican abortion ban in Florida. Trump refused to clarify despite outrage from woman hating Republicans.

    Now, with his campaign fundraising in freefall and his support among evangelical extremists at risk, Trump has reversed again.

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    @18 You mean they’re losing public opinion. It would help if they stopped bombing hospitals and schools, assassinating aid workers and journalists, torturing detainees, and telling the world how much they like the idea of genocide.

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    @19 I read somewhere that 50 donors account for a third of the political donations this year. They’re going to need more than $70K a year to get their money back.

    I remember reading years ago that rich people donated $4 billion to Republican candidates in 2000 and got $400 billion of tax cuts in return. That’s a return on investment of 10,000%.

    Trump can’t match that, but a trillion-dollar tax cut in exchange for roughly $40 billion of political spending probably would sit pretty well with the donor class.

    It would be cheaper if taxpayers paid for campaigns.

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    @20 He can’t afford to throw away the evangelicals. After a few more Vance gaffes they’ll be the only constituency he has left.

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    Former President Trump is seeking to shift the conversation about fertility treatment with a promise that his administration would fund in vitro fertilization treatments (IVF), an expensive proposal that goes beyond even most Democratic positions on the issue.

    https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/4856399-trump-ivf-proposal-cost/

    This is a desperate candidate grasping for straws and making things up as he goes along. But more to the point, does anyone believe a guy who doesn’t even pay the rent bills for his rally venues will keep this promise?

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    @24

    If elected I will give every American a three bedroom house. I will make gas under $1. Only I can give you a 90 minute hot stone massage session covered by your state health plan every month.

  27. 27

    US District Judge Reed O’Connor of the Northern District of Texas has issued an injunction ordering Brazil turn Twitter back on.

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    there were no riots.

    And an MIA kreepshit… hiding from knocks on the door..

    Catatonic.. frozen in fear.. from panic.. of paying.. for its tax cheating sins..

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    27

    I’m sure the Brazilians will immediately comply!

    That Texas judge may as well be pounding sand in the middle of the Sahara Desert.

  31. 31

    @18 There you are, you worthless bastard of a son! Pay me back the $104,000 you owe me!

  32. 32

    Fascist calls for violence against a free press. Followers comply.

    JOHNSTOWN, Pa. (AP) — A man at Donald Trump’s rally in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, stormed into the press area as the former president spoke Friday but was surrounded by police and sheriff’s deputies and was eventually subdued with a Taser.

    The altercation came moments after Trump criticized major media outlets for what he said was unfavorable coverage and dismissed CNN as fawning for its interview Thursday with his Democratic rival Kamala Harris and her running mate, Tim Walz.

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    The single girls have more fun at the Gay night club, without the Neanderthals.

    Check yourself.

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    28)If one existed, was it enforceable? Probably send a Marshall down there.

  37. 37

    So far, looking good on Lynwood LINK, although Community Transit’s 400 routes to Downtown Seattle don’t go away until the service change, or as operators call it, the shake-up.

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    @34 A bit melodramatic, and takes quite a bit of artistic license. Probably not destined to hang in the Louvre, but might find a buyer at a MAGA rally auction.

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