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by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/19/24, 8:21 am

Gosh. I have to be at work soon. I hope Microsoft resolves whatever this is before I get there. Really seems like a pain. Being several hours behind, if this is resolved, us Best Coast folks won’t lose half of the day???

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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  1. 1

    Dated Trump. Married anyone but. spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 8:49 am

    Fun, fun, fun. Donald pretended he was a firefighter and put on the jacket of the man shot dead at his rally as if it was given to him by his widow he failed to contact for three days. Made a big show of putting it on and the man’s name is on the back was spelled wrong. It was a prop he made for himself.

    His ‘wife’ won’t even pretend to kiss him on stage.

    Sad. Low energy.

  2. 2

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 9:07 am

    As new owners take long awaited delivery of Cybertrucks and set out to our nation’s parks and forests this summer, there are a rapidly growing number of reports that Cybertrucks left parked overnight in campgrounds and at trailheads are being badly vandalized by raccoons.

    Wildlife biologists are offering the theory that the racoons, who are widely recognized as highly intelligent, adaptable, and resourceful, are mistaking the uniquely shaped vehicles for trash dumpsters.

  3. 3

    Sen. Bob Menendez spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 9:46 am

    It’s true it’s true. Although I have been convicted I intend to appeal this banana republic ruling all the way to the Supreme Court if I have to.

    It’s a sham. But as a convicted felon I announce my candidacy as your Republican nominee for President of the United States.

    I am GOP to my core now.

  4. 4

    Opie spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 9:54 am

    “… my candidacy as your Republican nominee for President…”

    Well, Arlen Specter changed political parties once or twice. He just wanted to get elected and stay that way, which describes just about everyone in the House of Representatives and Senate.

    Term limits would be very nice about now.

  5. 5

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 10:04 am

    I had intended to jack off during Trump’s acceptance speech last night but I couldn’t find my dick.

  6. 6

    🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🖕🖕🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 11:17 am

    1-5

    Keep them coming…..reading Bob’s drivel is nauseating. His drivel is worse than being pregnant and then murder by your husband or boyfriend

  7. 7

    Rep. Matt Gaetz spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 1:17 pm

    So how did my new face look? Cool, huh?

  8. 8

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 1:39 pm

    In a survey of 800 likely voters taken July 15-16, Biden holding a 3.5 point lead over Trump among female voters in Florida.

  9. 9

    Women Voters spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 1:52 pm

    @8

    Wait’ll they add in, “the bitches can just toss the shitty husband aside and we gotta change that. Under my thumb.” -JD Vance

  10. 10

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 3:17 pm

    @7 You’re looking good, JD. In fact, I’d like that same look for myself. What was it? Botox?

  11. 11

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 3:30 pm

    I love that Trump made fun of the hammer attack on Nancy’s husband. The whole episode was blown way out of proportion. As I posted at the time, there’s no way being his being hit in the head with a hammer could be fatal.

    You unserious twats should have trusted me on that. I’m a radiologist, after all, and you’re not.

    Sucks to be you, you dumb cunt libbies.

    Trump and Project 2025 forever!

  12. 12

    Forgiato Blow spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 3:37 pm

    Fuck that bitch Joe Biden!

    Also, UNITY y’all. No more extremism, etc.
    PEACE OUT! HEIL TRUMP!

  13. 13

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 5:14 pm

    Derrick Van Orden, Jan. 6 rioter, is still a piece of shit.

  14. 14

    Prison Project spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 6:38 pm

    11 – If I remember correctly, the guy that attacked Nancy Pelosi’s husband got a 30-year sentence. I think murderers in this state get lesser sentences. Why did the guy get such a long sentence?

  15. 15

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 7:02 pm

    @2 It’s a mistake any person could make, too.

  16. 16

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 7:04 pm

    You don’t want to park your Cybertruck and leave it with the windows down, because if you do it’ll be full of McDonalds wrappers, Starbucks cups, empty pop cans, and cigarette butts when you return.

  17. 17

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 7:07 pm

    @5 Just follow the catheter.

  18. 18

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 8:07 pm

    “Well, if I can’t be mayor of Houston I don’t think life is worth living.”

    Sheila Jackson Lee, long-serving Democratic congresswoman and advocate for Black Americans, dies at 74

    One less old black member of Congress to provide support for my viremic, cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president.

  19. 19

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 8:09 pm

    This is how you boycott, libbies:

    Bud Light loses more ground, slipping to No. 3 in America

    I’m sure sales will snap right back when Boxcheck Momala announces Dylan Mulvaney as her running mate.

  20. 20

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 8:20 pm

    @ 8

    In a survey of 800 likely voters taken July 15-16, Biden holding a 3.5 point lead over Trump among female voters in Florida.

    Trump is beating Biden among men by 18.9 percentage points. He leads Biden among Hispanics by 28.3 points.

    I don’t think Trump is worried about Floridian women voters. I looked it up and so can you.

  21. 21

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 8:20 pm

    [Deleted, duplicate post]

  22. 22

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 8:26 pm

    Republicans support our troops and Demorats don’t..

    “A former Las Vegas City Council member who ran to be Nevada’s governor is accused of soliciting more than $70,000 in donations to build a memorial to a slain police officer, then using the money to pay for her daughter’s wedding and other personal expenses, according to a federal indictment filed Tuesday.”

  23. 23

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 8:29 pm

    Um, Darrell, would you please delete that last post of mine before anyone here figures out that it was actually a Republican?

    Thanks!

  24. 24

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 9:16 pm

    @22 “Republicans support our troops”

    Tommy Tuberville.

    “and Demorats don’t..”

    You mean this former Democrat Republican doesn’t. If Trump was a Democrat, he’d be a former Democrat, too, after what he said about our veterans. But Republicans, and I mean all of them, have no problem with that.

    * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

    You really ate your own shit this time, doc.

    💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

  25. 25

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 9:25 pm

    I revised #24 in light of #23. For once the lazy doctor did his own fact-checking. Good on him for that.

    @23 I don’t quite understand why you couldn’t delete it yourself, when you had until 8:36 pm to do so, and spotted your error at 8:29 pm. Do you not have a “Request Deletion” button below your posts on your display? At any rate, Darryl doesn’t read your drivel, and won’t get your message. You have to email him at djholman@uw.edu.

    You seem to be having a bad, clumsy night (also see #21). R U drunk?

  26. 26

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 7/19/24 at 9:45 pm

    Snuggling up to Trump is getting Teamsters boss Sean O’Brien primaried in the next union election.

    https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/4783088-teamsters-exec-challenge-obrien-rnc-speech/

  27. 27

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/20/24 at 1:29 am

    @ 24, 25

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, you continue being gullible enough to think it was me rather than someone posting under my user name, and that asshole will continue to do it. You’re the willing stooge, and I’m not going to run to the moderators to whine about it. ’cause I hear this is a liberal blog.

  28. 28

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/20/24 at 1:21 pm

    @27 Clearly, there’s a good Doctor Dumbfuck and an evil Doctor Dumbfuck, and your two selves are at war with each other.

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