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Listen, everything that gets in the way of salmon recovery is a problem. And nobody likes a crash. But for some reason, salmon falling into the wrong river is funny to me. Like, we spend all this time and money and then woopsadoo. Any sorry if you are a fish in the wrong tributary.

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    My corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president isn’t gonna have The Rock leading cheers for him in 2024:

    Tim Young
    @TimRunsHisMouth
    MUST WATCH! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson says he regrets endorsing Biden in 2020 and won’t do it again…

    “Am I happy with the state of America right now? Well, that answer is no…

    The endorsement that I made years ago with Biden was one I thought was the best decision for me at that time.

    Am I gonna do that again this year? That answer is no.”
    7:24 AM · Apr 5, 2024

    Variety has more:

    Dwayne Johnson Says Endorsing Biden for President in 2020 Caused Division That ‘Tears Me Up in My Guts’ and Today’s ‘Woke Culture’ Really ‘Bugs Me’

    Not an endorsement of Trump, of course, but here’s one more black influencer who will take a pass at this year’s Democrat crap sandwich.

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    IOW Queen YLB’s kids will still be fucked a generation from now.

    End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness
    Foreign-born population growth:

    Barack Obama: 68,000 per month
    Donald Trump: 42,000 per month
    Joe Biden: 172,000 per month
    9:38 AM · Apr 4, 2024

    The best part is that Queen YLB continues to lead cheers for the ass-poundings they will receive. It’s all the unserious twat knows how to do.

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    Foreign-born population growth:

    Trump and the Republicans in Congress should stop blocking immigration reform and enforcement.

    They don’t because they wholeheartedly approve of more “foreign-born population growth”.

    Just like trolls, Republicans lie.

  6. 6

    @ 5

    Trump and the Republicans in Congress should stop blocking immigration reform and enforcement.

    Doesn’t look like any enforcement is ongoing to me.

    Chris
    @chriswithans
    U.S. Foreign-born population grew by 224,000 last month, per official numbers from the BLS. That alone is way above pre-Biden trends but also comes on top of a 1,160,000 increase in February. In just two months, the foreign born population increased by 1.384 million ppl.
    6:10 AM · Apr 5, 2024

    https://twitter.com/chriswithans/status/1776235929436643753/photo/1

    What’s to block?

  7. 7

    Hey, Queen YLB, how many part-time jobs do each of your fucked kids work right now?

    steph pomboy
    @spomboy
    Nothing about this chart suggests we have a ‘strong’ labor market. Far from it. FT jobs down -1.3% yy…PT jobs up 7.5%y/y
    6:10 AM · Apr 5, 2024

  8. 8

    Five days after listing DJT breaks through the post-merger low price barrier and keeps on dropping.

    Conservatives are just childish suckers.

  9. 9

    @ 8

    I think your keyboard slipped. What you meant to type is that the shares are 150% higher than they were in January.

  10. 10

    6,
    Provide your source establishing that those “1.384 million ppl” are here unlawfully.

    Otherwise there is nothing to enforce.

  11. 11

    What you meant to type is that the shares are 150% higher than they were in January.

    So now we know that the troll claims to be bought into DWAC in January at 16.

    More fun times ahead.

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    Today’s ‘Woke Culture’ Really ‘Bugs Me’

    What you’re leaving out is that it was dumbfuck Nazi cowards like you who attacked him. After that experience, which no doubt included death threats, I’m sure that fascists like you do more than just “bug” him.

    Think on your sins. I suggest you start with your treason.

  13. 13

    steph pomboy..

    aka perma-bear… funee…

    Understand 303,000 jobs were added in March..

    Thank you kreepshit for babbling that rate cuts mean recession… completely aside from more affordable mortgages and debt restructuring..

    following from your very own silly babbling no rate cuts mean…

    Joe gets re-elected. 4 more years… Dang you’re so fucked…

    knock, knock, knock.. prepare to pay for your sins.. heh..

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    @ 12

    I suggest you start with your treason.

    Paying taxes is patriotic, man.

    Biden calls paying higher taxes a patriotic act

    I’m a greater patriot than you are.

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    You all let the greedy racist incel keep pissing here when half his posts begin by attacking YLB thru his children.

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    @17.. My kids are grown men.. College graduates with good paying full-time jobs and prospects.. Youngest is going to apply to professional school. I won’t say which profession until he gets his license.

    When that happens.. heh.. I’ll rub it in that pos incel’s face.. it will be so sweet..

    teh kreepshit incel attacked Liberal Scientist’s kids too.. That’s its MO.. All its miserable life has led to this..

    Makes our point. every day..

  19. 19

    Whitmer hustled to get this out in front of Momala’s forthcoming bio, “Blow Willie”.

    WXYZ Detroit
    @wxyzdetroit
    Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer announces book detailing her rapid rise in Democratic politics. “True Gretch” is scheduled for release July 9.
    From wxyz.com
    4:30 AM · Apr 5, 2024

    Gonna be some free-for-all on the DNC convention floor this summer.

  20. 20

    “Blow Willie”.”

    translation: kreepshit’s obsessed with teh junk of “teh black guy of Cali”..

    kreeps like Bob Dornan are beaming from their graves..

  21. 21

    19,

    Dumbfuck can’t get the timing right.

    1995: Dreams of My Father first published

    2004: State Senator Obama wins Democratic primary for open US Senate seat

    2004: Obama addresses DNC with iconic Audacity of Hope speech

    2004: Dreams of My Father 2nd publication.

    2004: Obama elected to the US Senate

    2008: Obama wins Democratic presidential primary

    2008: Obama effortlessly crushes the throat of Republican super-soldier McSame

    She’s right on schedule.

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    I’m a greater patriot than you are.

    To give you a clue, no POS fascist like yourself who wants to see our democracy end to be replaced by a fascist authoritarian state is a “patriot”.

    What you are is a fucking traitor.

  24. 24

    RFK, Jr. announced today that he will appoint a “Special Counsel” to investigate the previous administrations prosecution of armed, violent terrorists who seized the US Capitol to overturn the election vote counting.

    As a potential spoiler RFK, Jr. is destined to peel off Gen X and Millennial Edge Lord trolls who dabble in silly, made-up conspiracy theories, junk science, and resentment. It’s crucial to observe that while some of these dipshits were Bernie Bros, they were never part of Biden’s 2020 swing states voter coalition.

    They always hated Hillary. And in 2020 they either did not vote, or they voted for Trump The Rapist. After he summoned them to their self-made sacrifice on Jan 6 only to then abandon and repudiate them, they bolted from Trump to seek out the next Edge-Lord-In-Chief.

  25. 25

    It appears possible that Trump The Rapist’s appeal bond surety may have to bail on him.

    In initially responding to the court to provide financial statements and other records to establish that the company holds available assets sufficient to satisfy the judgement in the inevitable case that Trump The Penniless Rapist defaults, the company has described itself as being “unable to establish the precise origin” of it’s cash or other liquid assets. Which probably puts it in violation of a few anti money laundering laws and “know your customer” laws.

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    Israel plays the “fog of war” card and scapegoats two minor underlings:

    “The strike on the aid vehicles is a grave mistake stemming from a serious failure due to a mistaken identification, errors in decision-making, and an attack contrary to the Standard Operating Procedures,” the Israeli military said in a Friday announcement revealing the preliminary findings.

    The investigation was presented to the military’s top commander, Chief of the General Staff Lt. Gen. Herzi Halevi, as well as to WCK staff members and international ambassadors and journalists.

    Based on the findings, Halevi decided to fire the brigade fire support commander who had the rank of a major and a brigade chief of staff who had the rank of a colonel in reserve.

    https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4576199-israel-military-blames-mistaken-identity-aid-workers-deaths-two-officers-dismissed/

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    RFK Jr. plays the “Republicans and Democrats are the same” card:

    Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sought to clarify his stance on the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol attack, saying he believes both the Democratic and Republican parties are equally at fault for fanning the flames of partisanship over the issue, as scrutiny grows over the independent candidate’s views on the subject.

    “Both establishment parties are using J6 to pour fuel on the fire of America’s divisions,” Kennedy said in a Friday statement. “Each side claims that a victory by their opponents means the end of democracy. Then, anything is justified to stop them.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4577123-rfk-jr-january-6-capitol-insurrection-robert-f-kennedy-jr-joe-biden-donald-trump/

    He is totally full of shit, not just in his underwear.

  29. 29

    Reeeeeeeeeereeereeeeeeeecccceeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssion!

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    Bob is a Dumbfuck!

    A heterosexual Neanderthalisticism virus infested Dumbfuck.

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    @3 “Foreign-born population growth”

    Is that a problem? Letting badly needed workers with a lower crime rate than citizens into our country, who will fill jobs Americans don’t want and pay taxes?

    Or should be send you back to the country your ancestors came from?

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    @14 “Paying taxes is patriotic, man.”

    Well, that make you and every other Republican against patriotism.

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    @22 I’m a greater patriot than you are.

    Well, if we’re going to get into measuring the length of this particular dick, then what does that make HA’s resident Vietnam veteran?

    @23 This is Dumbfuck doing his Jean Schmidt impression.

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    Trump The Penniless Rapist’s surety had reached out to the Trump lawyers days before the appeals court lowered the bond amount offering to bond all $470 million.

    The lawyers declined to inform the court.

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    You need someone to blame. Most cowards do.

    Something I saw a few times in the archives, “Projection. It’s a Psych 101 thing.”

    But speaking of cowardice, will the dumbfuck Nazi coward ever muster the courage to explain to us why America should end the democracy we’ve had for nearly a quarter of a millennium to become a fascist authoritarian state?

    Here, I’ll get you started.

    “The trains will run on time!”

    Speaking of trains, here’s an idea for you. Imagine that you’re hanging by a rope underneath a train trestle while below you is a cheering crowd of libbies. Perhaps a photo might help.

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    GE ended the day up, TSLA down and DJT way down.

    Perhaps I should call Adult Protective Services and ask for a wellness check on my girly girl.

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    A late filing today from Trump The Penniless Rapist’s appeal bond surety in response to questions from AG Letitia James has revealed that under NY law Knight Specialty Insurance Company does not meet the financial qualifications to reliably secure even the much smaller reduced bond requirement.

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