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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/8/24, 7:56 am

– Seattle’s new draft Comprehensive Plan could use more housing.

– Representative Jayapal getting stuff for the district.

– Have you got long Covid? There’s a UW Medicine study on therapies.

– And speaking of COVID-19, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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  1. 1

    Vicious TRO11 spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 2:46 pm

    Dark Brandon cucked me last night.

  2. 2

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 2:53 pm

    Dark Brandon cucked me last night.

    And that’s not to even mention what he did to the Orange Jesus.

    Over 75 posts later, Trump is still fuming about Biden’s State of the Union

    As for what what Dark Brandon’s SOTU address did to the dumbfuck Nazi coward, check out the end of the last thread.

    The dumbfuck Nazi coward is now officially broken and it was Biden who did it to him.

  3. 3

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 2:59 pm

    Katie Britt is also broken this morning. Unlike the Orange Jesus, she did it to herself.

  4. 4

    🏳️‍🌈🖕🏳️‍🌈 spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 3:02 pm

    Amazing how Doctor Dumbfuck is never right.

  5. 5

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 3:02 pm

    As for our beloved president…

  6. 6

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 3:03 pm

    Free G-Man!

  7. 7

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 3:06 pm

    Poor Maga Mike. Dark Brandon ate his lunch.

  8. 8

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 3:12 pm

    ROFL

    “I’m sure Katie Britt is a sweet mom and person, but this speech is not what we need,” TPUSA Founder Charlie Kirk wrote on X, formerly Twitter. “Joe Biden just declared war on the American right and Katie Britt is talking like she’s hosting a cooking show whispering about how Democrats ‘dont get it.'”

  9. 9

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 3:32 pm

    The saddest face at the SOTU.

  10. 10

    FKA Hops spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 3:43 pm

    At this point safe to say that when a conservative Christian starts talking about sex trafficking… They are definitely lying about something.

    Katie, Katie. About that woman you met who told you about being trafficed by the cartel at age 12. That story you told about how this is life in Joe Biden‘s America. First off where did that happen? Well, guess what people tracked it down you met a woman named Karka Jacinto Romero. When did you meet her? When you went on a trip to a border town with Senator Marshal Blackburn, who, unfortunately, for you, left the information up on her website, indicating that child sex trafficking activist, Karka Jacinto Romero accompanied you on that trip. You didn’t meet her on the border you met her on the plane because she was an invited guest of your little soldier to the border to take pretty pictures about how you really care about the border crisis.

    Karla Jacinto Romero testified before Congress about the things that happened to her in Mexico starting when she was 12 years old I believe her story I think all of this happened to you. She testified before Congress in 2015. She was rescued out of that life in 2009.

    Stop and think about that. Not only is this story that Katie Britt breathlessly tells as if she’s meeting this woman having just crossed the border somewhere along the Rio Grande And saying that this is because of Joe Biden or at least implying that it’s because of Joe Biden, this happened while George W. Bush was president. Joe Biden wasn’t even vice president yet when this horrific thing that is Joe Biden’s fault occurred. What possible reason could a sitting senator have for getting something so very wrong about the story. by the time you met, Carla, Katie, she had been in the United States, having been granted asylum 14 years prior.

    Pathetic

    Lies

    Cries.

    http://www.antislavery.ac.uk/items/show/139

  11. 11

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 3:46 pm

    The “mom in her kitchen” wasn’t itself a terrible idea. It helps mask the fact that Katie Britt is a lawyer who, except for a couple short years in private law practice, has spent her entire career in politics and never had a real job.

  12. 12

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 5:18 pm

    Roger Stone, a longtime Republican operative and Trump ally, said her performance disqualified her from contention to be Trump’s running mate. “I guess Katie Britt just failed her vice presidential audition,” Stone wrote Friday morning on X. “Godawful.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4518921-britt-actorly-sotu-response/

    True, but I posted it on HA first. I wonder if Roger Stone reads HA and is plagiarizing me?

  13. 13

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 5:52 pm

    @10 Sounds like Britt made a case for letting asylum seekers in. Under Trump’s policies, this child sex slave would’ve been deported back into the custody of her traffickers.

  14. 14

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 6:04 pm

    There may be several reasons why homicide rates are going up while other crime is going down, but here’s one:

    A study from the JAMA network in 2022 found that stand-your-ground laws were “associated with an 8% to 11% national increase in monthly rates of homicide and firearm homicide.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tampa-dog-park-killing-anti-gay-threats-murder-charge-john-walter-lay-dog-park-shooting-gerald-declan-radford_n_65eb729ae4b0c77c74169c8a

    That’s right, Republicans have given haters, racists, and bigots a license to kill and they’re taking advantage of it.

  15. 15

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 6:16 pm

    Two fiascos involving Boeing jets in one day: A tire falls off a departing jet, and another jet arrives with its cargo door open.

    Boeing probably isn’t at fault in either of these incidents; chalk them up to sloppy work by maintenance and ground crews. But bad shit keeps happening to tarnish Boeing’s brand. Boeing isn’t merely bad at building airplanes, they’re damned unlucky too.

  16. 16

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 6:20 pm

    Shots fired.

    https://www.rawstory.com/jan-6-riot-arrest/

    “The shots he allegedly fired outside the Capitol came at 2:34 p.m., which is about 10 minutes before Ashli Babbitt was fatally shot as she breached a window leading into the Speaker’s Lobby. That means it was a member of the pro-Trump mob — not law enforcement — that fired the first gunshot of the day.”

    Draw whatever further conclusions from this you wish to.

  17. 17

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 6:32 pm

    Turns out I’m not the only one who thinks Katie Britt promoted Democratic policies:

    He noticed, too, that there were little comments that could almost be seen as endorsements for Democratic policies — such as Britt talking about a retiree in Chilton County who was forced to work as a gas station cashier to pay for his medication. Alabama doesn’t have Medicaid expansion, and she doesn’t offer any alternatives.

    https://www.rawstory.com/katie-britt-alabama-newspaper-fake/

  18. 18

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 6:37 pm

    This isn’t interesting:

    Republican New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu’s decision to backtrack on his criticism of former President Donald Trump and endorse him in the 2024 race has spurred outrage ….

    You could apply that to many Republicans, including Mitch McConnell. This is interesting:

    Bends easier than a paper plate.”

    It, too, describes McConnell — and a host of other Republicans. In fact, it’s probably the most trenchant description of the GOP establishment that anyone has come up with to date.

    https://www.rawstory.com/sununu-trump/

  19. 19

    Mark Zuckerberg spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 7:08 pm

    Report:

    Twitter (X) actual interactions are down 30% in the last year.

    So there’s a lot of accounts that still exist that people aren’t checking at all.

    Fucking that one up is almost as hard as going bankrupt as a Casino Owner.

  20. 20

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 7:13 pm

    Joe Biden’s air drop kills at least five in Gaza today.

    Nice shootin’, ace.

  21. 21

    🏳️‍🌈🖕🍆🏳️‍🌈 spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 7:37 pm

    MTG was dressed like a clown

  22. 22

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 8:33 pm

    Nice shootin’, ace.

    Our troll is so weak.

    FINISH HIM!

  23. 23

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 8:41 pm

    Trump has bonded his $91 million rape judgement thanks to Chubb Group.

  24. 24

    RedReformed spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 8:43 pm

    @20. You want genocide. So what do you care?

  25. 25

    Whattt! spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 8:48 pm

    Censored again.

  26. 26

    Wahttt spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 8:50 pm

    MTG had those shinny Drump hi tops on.

  27. 27

    Wtttf spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 8:53 pm

    Doctor Dumbfuck dumber than a Dumbfuck Dumfuck Dumbfucking a Horse.

  28. 28

    Wtttf spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 8:59 pm

    @10 unfortunately we all know the real thing that happened, right? That dreaded virus got her. Got her right between the ey….legs by the hubby. Hubby upset that she didn’t cook the chill right.

    Free G-Man is right. G-Man is freee to work around it!

  29. 29

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 9:28 pm

    More bad news for the dumbfuck Nazi coward.

    CNN post SOTU poll: among political independents who watched Biden’s speech, the share who thought president’s proposals would move the country in the right direction rose from 37% to 68%

  30. 30

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 9:45 pm

    @ 29

    Those numbers don’t mean what you think they mean.

    The 65 percent who had a positive view of the speech was actually lower than any such speech CNN has polled in the past quarter-century — the previous low being Donald Trump’s 2018 address (70 percent).

    And the 35 percent who offered a “very” positive review was effectively tied with Biden’s speech last year (34 percent) for the lowest on record.

  31. 31

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 10:15 pm

    SNL preview …

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXSLvR14Ajk

    Okay, so everyone’s beating up on Katie Britt — even Republicans — but you know what? We can’t stop because it’s so much fun!

  32. 32

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 10:23 pm

    Here’s the liberal female rebuttal to Mike Johnson’s facial performance:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwyXHBINd3I

    And no, it’s not 20 minutes long — it’s not even two minutes long. It doesn’t take 120 seconds to destroy that medieval little asshole.

  33. 33

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 10:25 pm

    Q: What do you call a doctor who specializes in treating trans men?

    A: A guy-now-cologist.

  34. 34

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 10:27 pm

    No Biden speech is more memorable than this one.

    What a fucking clown.

  35. 35

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 10:29 pm

    Best explanation of the MAGA falling-behind economy I’ve seen: “The reason you’re falling through the cracks right now is because you suck at everything, especially being a human being.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzmDLtPylWA

  36. 36

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/8/24 at 10:32 pm

    This one’s for you, doc: “AI Trump talks about his E.D.” (AI beta test)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLHvu-V7v7Q

  37. 37

    Too Soon spews:

    Saturday, 3/9/24 at 1:13 pm

    Two versions.

    1
    Well we know when a Tesla gets wet the power windows stop working.

    2
    Mitch’ s sister in law Chappaquiddick‘d herself?

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