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Are you ready for a weekend of atmospheric river? At least it won’t be freezing. But if you happen to be driving past a blinking red light, here’s a free tip:

You’re actually supposed to come to a full stop and then decide who goes next with stop sign rules. Not barely slow down and almost hit someone in the crosswalk when you see there are no cars. And if that is stop sign rules for you, maybe consider don’t drive anymore?

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. Right now. Right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Comments

  1. 1

    Wonder how many will follow the flashing red rule? I see parents at Franklin High School not follow the Double Yellow rule(No left turn from the Southbound lane to Mt Baker Blvd)on Rainier Ave. Although they are a minority, most students come by school bus, transit bus, or after a 70 year absence, by train.

  2. 2

    House Republicans have clearly declared their ruling priorities when all four of the Trumpalo/Evango Republican House leaders opposed the expulsion of George Anthony Devolder Jinggleheimer Schmidt Santos IV for using campaign contributions to buy porn.

    This is beautiful.

  3. 3

    Fat Midget when asked to respond about his very close family friend and Chair of the Florida GOP facing criminal prosecution for the sexual assault of he and his wife’s “thruple” sexual partner:

    https://youtu.be/dYMVqjlzYfE

    This will pretty definitively end the Fat Midget campaign.
    Someone may want to tell our profoundly stupid troll.

  4. 4

    Can I just point out once again that all this shit that is destroying the GOP and its candidates from within is entirely of their own making and has been going all the way back to “grab ’em by the pussy”?

    These are own goals, every single time.
    There are no opposition researchers tracking the polyamory of top Republican Party officials and Moms for Liberty founders. Democrats did not elect Santos or recruit him from obscurity to defraud wealthy NY “conservatives”.

    This is the perfectly natural result of putting “the Trump people” in charge of shit. This is what you get. And the GOP has no way out of this trap now. We are all going to get to enjoy watching them stand before us and light their own hair on fire and punch their own teeth out for at least the next five years.

  6. 6

    @4 We are being reminded that trailer park people belong in trailer parks and should stay there.

  8. 8

    6,
    They belong in the GOP. It’s all theirs now. And I could not be happier about that.

  9. 9

    “Rep. Max Miller (R-Ohio) says that newly expelled Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) personally defrauded him and his mother by charging their credit cards without authorization. … After the expulsion vote, Rep. Dave Joyce (R-Ohio) said he knows Santos personally ‘ripped off other members.’”

    He even stole from his GOP colleagues. Nice. No wonder he thought he’d be expelled.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4337476-max-miller-george-santos/

  12. 12

    That did not pan out for Fat Midget last night. He needed some debate moments worthy of both media attention and potential virality. He got nothing. And a review of the media coverage this morning shows FOX and other right wing propoganda farms have decided to skip right past like it didn’t even happen. There more coverage of Justice O’Connor than Fat Midget.

    Florida is where Republican ambition goes to die.

  19. 19

    Ya know the mean scowl would have worked better for kon-klown in the debate with Newsom.

    The phony smile made me fucking laugh. Put a picture of that next to the risers…

    Is it all Casey’s fault one wonders?

  20. 20

    Derek Chauvin was stabbed 22 times by the nicest guy you could meet in a prison setting.

    John Turscak, 52, belonged to a gang calling itself the “Mexican Mafia” and “authorized ‘assaults of individuals for infractions of Mexican Mafia rules,’ and collected ‘taxes’ from street gangs and drug dealers in ‘return for Mexican Mafia protection and permission to engage in narcotics trafficking.’ He … murdered a man in … Folsom Prison, and authorized the murder of another man ….”

    https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/who-is-john-turscak-man-accused-of-stabbing-derek-chauvin-22-times/

    Maybe Chauvin ran into the guy and didn’t have enough cigarettes on him to pay his prison taxes.

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