Congratulations to the Snoqualmie Tribe on their purchase of the Snoqualmie Tribe Ancestral Forest. We shouldn’t throw away whatever skepticism wh have of logging interests when they talk about sustainability. But if any are going to, a tribe that considers the land sacred is a good bet.
Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated/boosted if you haven’t yet.
Newt Hoenikker spews:
Congrats to the Snoqualmie Tribe for reclaiming ownership of their ancestral lands. They will be better stewards than the white man.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
In today’s vote in Salt Lake City censuring Reps Cheney and Kinzinger (with Mitt Romney looking on in approval while his beloved niece presides) the Republican Party National Committee describes the violent, terrorist, pipe-bomb sedition mob who overran Congress during the electoral vote count in order to prevent the election of Joe Biden as “ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse“.
And at the same time, the Republican Party National Committee declares that the U.S. House committee on which Cheney and Kinzinger serve, which is investigating how the violent, terrorist, pipe-bomb sedition mob was planned, funded, and organized, is aimed at “destroying President Trump”.
-A violent conspiracy to overturn a democratic election is “legitimate political discourse”.
-Investigating that violent conspiracy will “destroy President Trump”.
Here is what all Republicans stand for today.
The work of the platform committee is done.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
The modern Republican Party in a single photograph.
A vote for a Republican in 2022 is a vote for a violent coup in 2024.
Newt Hoenikker spews:
@2
So let me get this straight, when a Republican said that storming the Capitol, throwing flag poles and what not, breaking windows, heads, and taking things that were not theirs, is now considered “legitimate political discourse”. Wow, no need to defund police, just get rid of them. Violence is good and accepted now, even for political actions.
“Newspeak” is here and fully embraced by the GOP traitors.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
1)Great to see. Up in Canada, most tribes don’t have treaties. Even Ottawa is unceded territory. Algonquin, I believe.
Newt Hoenikker spews:
@5 The Haida have continuously inhabited Haida Gwaii for over 10,000 years. I’m glad to see what Canada has done in moving towards a better partnership with the First Nations people.
The white man could learn a thing or two from the Haida about resource management.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Looks like Trump totally fucked up the IRS.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/04/what-to-do-if-you-receive-a-missing-tax-return-notice-from-the-irs.html
We can safely assume intentionally.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
4,
The key takeaway should be a clear understanding by all voters that the Republican Party supports overturning elections by violence, sedition, and lawlessness. This isn’t about hypocrisy. This is about intent.
The man poised to take over control of the House next January will likely remove both Cheney and Kinzinger from the party before that. His party National Committee calls them traitors and criminals. He can’t ask his members to work with them and support them. He sees no choice. He isn’t looking for one. It’s easier and safer to simply agree.
Which means that the next Speaker is clearly declaring his support for protecting Trump and his team from any consequences for whatever role they played in the attack.
But far more concerning, he supports doing it again.
The weakest, most feckless human being to ever wield the Speaker’s gavel will yield to Trump and the mob and usher in the destruction of American democracy.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Today we learn that one of the leading Republican contenders for Governor in Oregon is bisexual and has an “open” marriage with his long suffering wife:
https://www.wweek.com/news/state/2022/02/03/republican-candidate-for-governor-stan-pulliam-says-he-and-his-wife-explored-mutual-relationships-with-other-couples/
Members of a Portland based swinger’s club, a Portland area swinging Facebook group, and regular attendees of the Portland Erotic Ball. The candidate forced his wife to sit with him for an interview yesterday to answer questions about their devotion to “the lifestyle”. But he was pleased to announce that this is now officially all behind them and in the past. Now that he’s running for Governor he’s discovered he’s just a regular, plain vanilla, straight traditional, conservative values family man. Who just likes to be around other guys with erections. And sometimes touch them “accidentally”.
Reporters from Willamette Week neglected to inquire with the candidate about which president’s face he has tattooed on his back, or other details about length, girth, circumcision status, or grooming routine.
Vicious Troll spews:
But if any are going to, a tribe that considers the land sacred is a good bet.
A bet placed at the Snoqualmie Tribe’s casino, which no doubt provided the funds for the purchase. We attended a concert there a couple of years ago. The walk through the smoky casino to get to the auditorium was less than pleasant, but the drive through the trees to get there was nice.
Vicious Troll spews:
GOP: Fuck around with your wife.
Democrat: Fuck around behind your wife’s back.
We appreciate the clarity, QoS McHillbilly.
Newt Hoenikker spews:
@11
GOP: Fuck children, especially boys, and farm animals.
ftfy
Vicious Troll spews:
CNN looking better and better every day.
121 appearances on CNN in one year. Zucker’s girlfriend blew him after each one.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
13,
BLS report looking any better yet?
I still haven’t had a chance to check it out.
You did okay, right?
RedReformed spews:
@09. It’s only wrong when democrats do it. Classic case.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
For nearly thirty years, the gun-humping, CosPlaytriot progenitors of the modern “conservative” Republican Party have jizzed themselves into fits of insanity over the “constitutionality” of the Ruby Ridge “second shot”. They conjured their own violent White Nationalist authoritarian movement out of painstaking, obsessive analysis of every Waco/RubyRidge/Elian/Bundyville detail.
But here they could not give one single fuck:
https://unicornriot.ninja/2022/minnesota-police-kill-man-in-minneapolis-apartment-making-three-victims-in-66-days/
Sport-murdering cops managed to hit Mr. Locke with three of the dozens of rounds they fired.
I wonder which ones were “constitutional”?
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
15,
His wife did not appear the least bit pleased to have been forced to attend the interview and answer questions about her husband’s “lifestyle” choices.
Honestly I have no idea what this will be like for their young daughter Lucy. Shitty thing to do to any little kid. But fuck me, parents of a Middle School aged girl need to have their shit together.
Fantastic work by a couple of “good conservative” parents pushing another damaged female into the world with overwhelming “daddy” issues, fear of attachment, and inability to trust.
“Values” my ass. This is exactly what it looks like to watch an ego-maniacal sociopath destroy everyone in his life for his own “needs”. His campaign is toast.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
11,
Now you’re saying it’s okay to “take it in the ass bareback”.
But only if your wife is in the room watching.
Roger Stone appreciates the clarity.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
If I could just find the time to pull away from work long enough to catch up with FOX then I’d be just as informed about our economic peril as Bob is:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Craigipedia/status/1489634324857212941
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
GOP BRAND 1969
Lying about my family’s beloved Cocker Spaniel: Sleazy cheap shot.
Lying about bombing Cambodia and roasting alive a half million civilians: Legitimate exercise of Article 2 plenary authority.
GOP BRAND 2022
Criticizing police: Dangerous and anti-American
Beating police to death while raiding the United States Capitol: Legitimate political expression
EvergreenRailfan spews:
6)Some Native Americans/First Nations follow the Seventh Generation rule.
Roger Rabbit spews:
I’ll bet Doctor Dumbfuck didn’t get flagged like this when he started getting paid after endless years of sleepless toil in medical sweatshops. Maybe he should’ve been, because he’s the biggest fraud HA has ever seen, but he just isn’t black or female enough to trigger tellers at a Texas white boys’ bank.
https://heavy.com/news/houston/malika-mitchell-stewart-chase-bank-racism-lawsuit/
Roger Rabbit spews:
@8 “Which means that the next Speaker is clearly declaring his support for protecting Trump and his team from any consequences for whatever role they played in the attack.”
I wouldn’t be surprised if he was up to his neck in it himself.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@10 How many trees did you knock down on the way?
Roger Rabbit spews:
@11 Thanks for pointing out again that Republicans and Democrats aren’t the same.
GOP: Typical behavior, no consequences.
Democrat: Loses wife, reputation, and career.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@16 The one saving grace about today’s trigger-happy cops is you have only a 1% statistical chance of getting hit by any given bullet fired by them, and that drops to zero at distances greater than six feet.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
26,
How good are your chances when four of them quietly break into your house, sneak up on you while you’re asleep, and mag dump from your bedside?
https://youtu.be/acM2IxKg0hA
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
This is cruel AF:
https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1489252341337313281
Also genius.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@27 The more of them there are, and the closer they get, the more your survival odds decline.