Happy maybe last day of impeachment. I see people posting on Twitter that if he’s acquitted, President Trump will start believing that he’ll start feeling like he can do anything. But that’s false; Of course he has always operated like he can do anything and will continue as long as he’s in office. Impeachment showed who the Republicans are, and now it’s up to us to defeat them.
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Dow drops 450 points as airlines halt service to China due to coronavirus
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“Leadership vacuum? Check. Expert hospital scarcity? Check.”
“And here in the United States, epidemic preparedness hasn’t been a priority, to put it mildly. […] In 2018, when John Bolton assumed the role of national security advisor, Ziemer left, and Bolton disbanded his team (a group of world-class infectious disease and public health experts), amid public outcry. No one has since filled the position. And Ziemer wasn’t the only public health advocate to jump ship: White House homeland security advisor Tom Bossert, a staunch advocate of infectious disease preparedness and the biodefense strategy, left soon after Bolton took over.
That no one in the White House is coordinating a multi-agency response to the coronavirus is “worrisome,” ”
https://www.motherjones.com/environment/2020/01/coronavirus-white-house-public-health-cdc-hospitals/
Reading The Fucking Moron II @ 1 you would not think the linked piece contained this information:
First, the good news: In the wake of the Ebola and Zika outbreaks, the Trump administration actually made a few strategic moves to prevent the spread of disease around the world. It invested substantially in the CDC’s Global Health Security program, which helps set up infectious disease monitoring and treatment centers around the world. In 2017, the administration created a $70 million Emergency Reserve Fund at USAID to respond to outbreaks of contagious disease, along with a similar $50 million Rapid Response Fund at the CDC.
You also would not recall the Obama-era missteps with Zika and Ebola.
You want to see a stock market freefall? Go authoritarian and ban flights, domestic and international, in order to better quarantine the scattered US cases and the surrounding geography. Activate the National Guard. Watch rentals of “Outbreak” spike.
Close the borders. It’s largely a foreign disease.
Other than bashing Team Trump, The Fucking Moron II has nothing. He hasn’t thought past his hatred.
Adam Schiff has filed impeachment articles against Jerold Nadler.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=g26oYvhnc_w&feature=emb_logo
How about a little Lyme with that Corona.
The Fucking Moron II might be interested in the WHO’s position:
World Health Organization (WHO)
@WHO
·
21h
Replying to
@WHO
@DrTedros
and 6 others
“There is no reason for measures that unnecessarily interfere with intl. travel & trade.
We call on all countries to implement decisions that are evidence-based & consistent. WHO stands ready to provide advice to any country that is considering which measures to take”-
@DrTedros
We should support them on the other side of our borders, not within them.
World Health Organization (WHO)
@WHO
·
21h
“We must support countries with weaker health systems”-
@DrTedros
#2029nCoV
Britain now quarantining flights from China.
Wynn Resorts (WYNN) down 20% since the 17th, related to coronavirus fears affecting its Macau business.
Attractive options right now. Gordon Gekko was only half-correct. Sure, greed is good.
So is fear.
Now do fact witness Adam Schiff’s conflicts.
Adam Parkhomenko✔
@AdamParkhomenko
Mitch McConnell’s wife works for and reports directly to the defendant. Her income is derived directly from the defendant. Is a Senator going to make a motion that the Chief Justice will have to rule on? McConnell is conflicted out.
37m
I’d venture her income has little to do with her government salary.
A $59 Million Will Sheds Light On Shipping Fortune Connected To Elaine Chao And Mitch McConnell
https://www.forbes.com/sites/michelatindera/2019/06/10/million-will-sheds-light-on-shipping-fortune-connected-to-elaine-chao-and-mitch-mcconnell/#c15304a2eb2b
This perspective is as silly as the emoluments argument.
Remember the silliness of an argument that Alito should recuse because Vanguard had a case before the Court and Alito owned shares in Vanguard mutual funds?
Silly. Sillier than an impeachment based on a cumstain.
The Fucking Moron II works at CNN, apparently:
Coronavirus task force another example of Trump administration’s lack of diversity
https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/30/politics/donald-trump-coronavirus-diversity-obama/index.html?fbclid=IwAR3BnR2w0kbyq-VG4dzUvjdgn_lBLE78ycyXMiVnKnDqqCs6R4ZbM3P84FY
I only wanna be pulled out of a burning overturned vehicle if it’s a minority first-responder doing the pulling.
For Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, orgasm is clicking the “POST COMMENT” button. Has been since the mid-2000s.
I’m Going Through Treatment for Cancer. This Is How I Still Have Sex
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/y3mpkv/sex-during-after-prostate-cancer-treatment-effects-on-erections
Done.
Lauren Fox
@FoxReports
Sen. Lisa Murkowski’s office tells me she is a “no” on witnesses. Statement soon.
10:16 AM · Jan 31, 2020
At the end of the last thread there’s a back-and-forth about campaign funding.
It all pales in comparison to the value of the in-kind contribution Adam Schiff has made to Trump’s second term. Schiff should receive a front-row invitation to Trump’s inauguration.
It’s so much fun being a virus – to see how upset Bob gets about me is so satisfying.
How about that stock market. Global warming has nothing o me.
I have to wonder whether The Fucking Moron II will refer to this as internment before the weekend, during the weekend, or will he wait until Monday.
CDC: 195 people brought back from Wuhan now in quarantine in California, first federal quarantine in 50 years
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/cdc-195-people-brought-back-from-wuhan-now-in-quarantine-in-california-first-federal-quarantine-in-50-years-2020-01-31?mod=mw_latestnews
“Moderate” Democrat enlists God to take down Bernie Sanders.
This decision is informed by internal analyses indicating John’s support is not sufficient to meet the 15% viability in a material number of caucus precincts, but sufficient enough to cause other moderate candidates to not to make the viability threshold…
“It has been a privilege to campaign for the Democratic nomination for President, but it is clear that God has a different purpose for me at this moment in time.
https://www.johndelaney.com/2020/01/31/john-delaney-announces-decision-to-withdraw-from-2020-race/
Shorter Delaney: “Go Amy! Go Mayor Pete!”
12,
Summons very fond reminders of your many predictions about the 2018 GangRape Red Wave.
That was fun. Thanks.
If God does, in fact, take down Bernie Sanders, what left is there for an atheistic socialist to believe in?
I guess the answer is Hillary.
I miss Steve. I hope his hemorrhoidectomy is successful.
“Witnesses? We don’t need no stinkin’ witnesses! Trump called his impeachment a ‘hoax,’ and if that’s good enough for Doctor Dumbfuck and pork sauce, it’s good enough for us too!” — Sens. Murkowski, Alexander, and Portman
Definition of “witch hunt” — When Democrats impeach a Republican liar, but not when Republicans impeach a Democratic perjurer. Note, though, that even if Trump lied under oath he’d still be exempt, because rules don’t apply to Republicans anyway.
@18 Yours is inoperable because it’s in your brain.
@17 You could always go the other route and do like the evangelicals: Turn to an atheist for salvation.
No comment from Doctor Dumbfuck yet about South Dakota Republicans’ legislative bill to make it a crime for doctors to treat a certain class of patients.
Merely looking at gman’s x-rays could land him in jail, so he may want to avoid that state from now on, i.e. drive around it.
@13 Dow 28,000, here we come!!! Shall we try for 27,000?? How about 26,000?
Roger Rabbit is licking his chops.
Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit @ 22 unhappy that I did not post 15 times out of the first 22, instead of only 14.
So now the GOP game plan, vocalized by Murkowski, is that “a fair trial in the Senate is not possible” because “the articles of impeachment were rushed and flawed.”
No public announcement from her or any other Republican senator about whether they think Trump’s behavior was flawed, although we’ve heard some rumors of what they say about him in private that they don’t have the integrity or guts to say in public.
@ 25
No public announcement from her or any other Republican senator about whether they think Trump’s behavior was flawed…
Demonstrably untrue statement.
Read Lamar Alexander’s statement, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.
It was inappropriate for the president to ask a foreign leader to investigate his political opponent and to withhold United States aid to encourage that investigation. When elected officials inappropriately interfere with such investigations, it undermines the principle of equal justice under the law.
https://www.alexander.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/2020/1/alexander-statement-on-impeachment-witness-vote
This is the problem, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, when you come across information one day later than the rest of the world has access to it. The statement was issued yesterday and I am providing it to you today.
Because you did not read the material when it was fresh you came off looking like a dumbfuck. Keep that in mind when you trudge to the library tomorrow to read the issue of Barron’s that everyone else paid to have available today.
25,
Shorter contextualized Murkowski:
“My friends and I did some heavy day drinking before the neighborhood party at the community pool. All 53 of us pissed in the pool, and a couple even released a floater or two.
The swimming pool is now a fetid disgusting septic pond. The party is over. Everyone get the fuck out. It is the fault of a random neighbor across the street for not stopping us.
I hereby call upon everyone in the neighborhood to refrain from all talk of pool peeing/shitting as such talk is divisive.”
26,
Shorter contextualized Alexander:
” I hereby grant a get-out-of-jail-free card to the RapeHero for violating his oath of office and breaking the law at least until C.J. Roberts votes in the McGahn case later this year.
MAGA motherfuckers!”
Shots fired at Mar-O-Lago, followed by a chase with police cars and helicopters, after an SUV forced its way through a security checkpoint. Sounds like the police did all the shooting. Two suspects in custody.
No word yet on whether they’re Chinese, Russian, Ukrainian, or disgruntled groundskeepers who weren’t paid.
One thing you can be sure of, though, is they didn’t ride in on Dumbfuck’s horse. The horse is busy right now helping Dumbfuck keep his hormones under control.
@26 “Inappropriate.” But not impeachable. How nice.
Republicans are setting a new standard for presidential conduct: Anything goes.
We’ll remember that the next time you have a bitch about something a Democrat does. Like using executive orders to go around an obstructionist GOP congress.
Although what Trump did was far, far guiltier than that. Or Clinton’s blowjob. But asswipes like you can’t see it, because none of you have any moral compass.
From the internet:
“So if the president:
cannot be impeached removed from office
for abuse of power
cannot be charged with a crime
believes he can pardon himself for any crime
can claim absolute immunity
cannot be investigated
cannot be subpoenaed
can ask foreign countries to interfere in elections
believes traitors and spies should be dealt with
“like the old days”
has called Democrats treasonous
What are we left with?”
@22 they are a bunch of monsters and fascist fucking pigs.
The other part of the problem is that not enough people really give a shit.
What comes around goes around.
@ 230
“Inappropriate.” But not impeachable.
Like Obama trading 5 bad hombres for Bergdahl.
OAG said he broke the law. It was shitty thing to do. It isn’t worth overturning the results of an election to remedy, though.
I’m a little surprised there isn’t an effort at the Senate level to discuss the articles separately. The obstruction article is awful. Any senator with any concern whatsoever about what that might mean to some president they might like in the future should have major concerns about it. If there are going to be motions prior to a vote I can see a motion to dismiss that article without a vote.
DNC is revising its rules to let Bloomberg onto the debate stage.
Ryan Grim✔
@ryangrim
Just before jumping into the race, @MikeBloomberg gave $325,000 to the DNC, on top of the gobs he spent on ads this month. Totally normal system.
12:09 PM – Jan 31, 2020
BernieBros, you’re getting fucked in the ass this year, too.
@ 31
What are we left with?”
A golden opportunity to replace him in little more than 9 months.
So don’t fuck it up.
Oh, and if you succeed, Fucking Moron II, you will spend the next four years seeing impeachment and a trial in the Senate very, very differently.
You’re being ridiculous.
Hannah Roemhild, a Connecticut opera singer who posted negative things about President Donald Trump on Facebook, was named by authorities as the woman accused of breaching security checkpoints at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida.
One post on her Facebook page contained a sign reading “not my president” in reference to Trump. In 2016, she indicated support for Bernie Sanders on social media. She’s a registered Democrat, according to Connecticut records.
Roemhild drove a black SUV through two security checkpoints at Mar-a-Lago, leading to shots being fired by authorities protecting Trump’s Palm Beach property, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Department.
https://heavy.com/news/2020/01/hannah-roemhild/
Maybe James O’Keefe is onto something after all.
“I’ll start again.”
Robby Starbuck✔
@robbystarbuck
Watch: Chuck Schumer scolded Kamala Harris this morning for laughing & smiling during an impeachment press conference. Notice how the reporter starts their question over so the clip they use won’t have Kamala smiling & laughing? 🧐
9:04 AM – Jan 31, 2020
https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1223291022647709696
How fitting for the end of this clown show. Laughter and goofing off on camera during this serious and solemn constitutional requirement.
BerniBros have been doing some fucking too.
35,
So you support a resolution of censure, obviously. Right?
Right? Hello? Is this thing working? Hellooooo?
@36 give her a medal. If someone could shoot someone on 5th avenue and get away with it, then anyone should be able to get away with anything. There should no longer be any rules of law.
Deregulate all crimes.
And don’t you think what they were laughing about would make a difference? Like were they just innocently having a small inside joke with each other? I think the context in which the discussion or joke was regarding matters.
How petty of an issue to make of it.
Yeah, better if it were done off camera. What do you suppose the good old boy’s club members are doing right now while downing a few at the bar?
Ok guys, I’m sure I will catch a rash of shit for this, but oh well.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10142426577
This is why I fear going to far to the left. Sure, I’d like to know more about the circumstances of the “over policing”, but I live here in NYC – one of the greatest cities in the world, if not the greatest city. And sure there are approx. 7 million people here, but when you have to hear about assaults, stabbings, fights, vandalism, etc., 24/7/365, you kind of get fed up with peoples response as such. And then look at one of the comments by one of the posters – that they hope the movement spreads – WTF!? Come on – this is no way to address any type of profiling or “over policing”. What is supposed to be done, when people push people in front of an oncoming train, when someone stabs you as they leave the train and you enter, or they hit you. If anyone wants me to post the daily assaults that happen here I will.
People are easy victims in the Subway.
Stop the nonsense. Find a better way to protest or to bring about change, including addressing the mis deeds and actions of individuals.
Mayor DeBlasio sucks!
900,000members still want to know why Amy didn’t think trying to get their endorsement was worth it?
I’ll have to research but I’d love to know Amy’s stance and policies on what she’s done for gay Americans.
Oh, isn’t this interesting.
https://theintercept.com/2019/10/31/amy-klobuchar-minnesota-teen-challenge-halloween/
An anti-lgbt ministry. She might have a lot in common with The Hump
Wow – she wasn’t really to friendly towards gay issues. I have to ask myself, who would be worse her or The Hump?
Go Biden!
This has got to be why Bob likes her so much.
https://www.advocate.com/politics/2020/1/08/amy-klobuchar-under-fire-vote-confirming-anti-lgbtq-judge
She’s a fraud supporter .
@ 39
So you support a resolution of censure, obviously. Right?
Absolutely, I do. But now it’s sloppy seconds. We tried to impeach and remove, we mucked up the impeachment so badly the Articles were objectively badly flawed if for no reason other than procedural choices we made, and now that we have lost in the Senate we are taking a ruler to the back of your hand.
Censure now means nothing. Impeach and remove has failed.
A censure beforehand, and I thought Pelosi was going to go there at one point, has more teeth because with it comes “Next time we impeach.”. Oh, and the other thing that comes with it are a few dozen GOP votes in favor.
Very poor leadership by Pelosi on this.
The more I dig I shake my head. She’s sexist and a homophobe. She’s flushed.
@47 We?
Romney and Collins voted for witnesses. So did all Democrats and the 2 independents. The rest of their sorry-ass caucus voted “nay.”
Don’t ask or expect anything of Republicans. Ever. They’re not your friends. They’re not on our side, or America’s, or for the Constitution or democracy. They want to tell others how to live and steal as much public money as they can.
It’s nice to see there still might be 1-1/2 holdouts for honesty and decency in their party, although it’s still too soon to give them their final grades. The rest get a big fat “F”.
@50 watch out for fake Dems too, like Klobuchar. DINO.
@ 50
Were you sobbing when you typed that?
“Dear Diary, don’t expect Billy to stay with you after he’s finished. He zips up and leaves as quickly as he can.”
From the article I linked above.
I kind of noticed this myself, that during the debates (but I will say I didn’t watch them all nor did I watch any one in full, but if you watched them all feel free to correct me and provide a link if possible) there weren’t many mentions of gay issues, whether with regard to specific question or with regard to being included in any indirect answer to another related question. I did hear Warren mention Transgender. In the last election it came up quite often, and you would think that with the Supreme Court ready to make decisions on many gay related case and Religious Pro-Discrimination, that it should have come up again. Did it? And if not then why? Was it specifically ignored.
The only time I heard the word Gay referenced was when Mayor Pete said try getting elected in Mike Pence’s Indian.
And if there are no serious considerations to this and or replies is everyone here sweeping this under the rug?
Demorat Pornstar Party Of Hate America & Defending Terrorists Breaking Bombshell News –
Star Clinton Impeachment Witness Lewinsky Derides Demorat Losers, “What a bunch of clowns, those schmucks didn’t even get a BJ.”
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After Republican Sen. Lamar Alexander released a statement on Thursday night saying that he will not vote to hear witnesses in President Trump’s impeachment trial, claiming that the commander-in-chief’s actions have been “inappropriate” but not “impeachable,” former impeachment trial witness Monica Lewinsky had this to say:
“gee, too bad i had to give that videoed witness testimony for the senate trial in the clinton impeachment. (i mean, talk about unflattering lighting and having a bad hair day.”
— Monica Lewinsky (@MonicaLewinsky) January 31, 2020
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/monica-lewinsky-on-trump-impeachment-witnesses-gee-i-had-to-give-that-videoed-witness-testimony-2020-01-31
If you accept the trump team’s argument, what would stop a President from withholding disaster aid to a U.S. City unless the mayor endorsed him?
Demorat Pornstar Party Of Hate America & Defending Terrorists Breaking Bombshell News – Demorats Win Von Clausewitz “No campaign plan survives first contact with the enemy” Lifetime Achievement Award As Demorat Plan To Introduce Bombshell Testimony Bombs.
Karl Von Clausewitz IV explained,
“We have not awarded our Lifetime Achievement Prize since 1933 when the KPD won it for their notorious Reichstag burning blunder, but the Demorat Pornstar Party definitely deserved it. The KPD at least was clever enough to do it in secret but everybody saw Demorats deny Trump witnesses and counsel, then neglect to get critical testimony; to top it off they sit on the impeachment for a month while claiming urgency, then they threaten the Senators. Stupidity of that magnitude merits recognition.”
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(TNS) Georgetown law professor and constitutional expert Jonathan Turley laced Democratic House impeachment managers for making a basic legal error in presenting their ‘case’ to the GOP-controlled Senate last week. During an interview with CBS News last week, Turley said that House impeachment managers made a “huge blunder” by insulting the “jury.”
https://thenationalsentinel.com/2020/01/26/turley-says-democrats-made-huge-blunder-in-presenting-impeachment-case-but-trumps-defenders-got-off-to-strong-start/
49,
Cute, right?
He thinks he’s gonna escape by blending in with the hostages.