We shouldn’t celebrate Koch dying
And the Lord knows I’m really trying
But the world is much worse
For him wasting his purse
On things like his climate denying.
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I doubt our dumbfuck fascist troll will make an appearance until the DJIA goes above 26,000 again. That is, if it ever does go over 26,000 again.
Of course, if the DJIA does reach 26,000, it’d still have to reach 50,000 before Putin’s asswipe fascist troll can come here to claim that the DJIA under his orange moron has finally and at long last matched its performance under the black communist usurper from Kenya.
Speaks for itself.
“‘Alarming gibberish’: Trump mocked for raging impotently against Fed chair and China”
“President Donald Trump attacked his own Federal Reserve chairman as an “enemy” of the United States amid his escalating trade war with China — and other social media users were flabbergasted.”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/alarming-gibberish-trump-dragged-through-gauntlet-of-mockery-for-raging-impotently-against-fed-chair-and-china/
@2: Actually, the S&P 500 is a better measure of market performance than the Dow-Jones Industrial Average. The S&P 500 weights market capitalization in the mix, whereas the Dow is just 30 stocks prices, added up and then a simple arithmetic average is taken. Also, the stocks in the Dow with the highest prices affect the DJIA a lot more than the lower priced stocks.
Before whatever good he did is interred with his bones, I’d like to say that I appreciated David Koch’s financial support of the PBS program NOVA.
If you pay attention to right wing sites, you will know that David Koch died with Doctor Dumbfuck’s orange moron’s rabid, hate-filled, fascist base hating the Koch brother’s fucking guts.
Hey, speaking of climate denying, the Obamas are so worried about rising sea levels they’re buying a beachfront estate on Martha’s Vineyard.
@6 Go fuck yourself, traitor.
@ 7
I’ll start believing it’s a crisis when y’all start acting like it’s a crisis, Steve. Now go lick the boots of one of your celebrity Trump-haters as they fly off in their private plane to the next European climate change crisis conference.
@8 You project your licking of boots, in your case, Putin’s.
You’re a fucking traitor. Go fuck yourself.
@6
You mean the house on a bluff set well back from the shoreline.
If you’re going to be a total asshole, don’t be stupid too.
“If you’re going to be a total asshole, don’t be stupid too.”
Because he’s a dumbfuck, Doctor Dumbfuck can’t do anything but share his stupidity with us. It’d be a sad thing if he wasn’t a fucking traitor.
10 – That little “cottage” is going to cost me about $14.5 million. It’s obvious I went to Washington to do good and ended up doing DAMN good, don’t you think? I’m a one-percenter!
Can’t take it? Why not? Because of your and Dumfuck’s orange moron, caged toddlers are taking it up the ass by you fascist perv freaks.
“Trump aide Cuccinelli snaps after CNN’s Camerota shows him pictures of caged kids: ‘I’m not going to take that’”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/trump-aide-cuccinelli-snaps-after-cnns-camerota-shows-him-pictures-of-caged-kids-im-not-going-to-take-that/
@ 12
Harry Reid did better. Bill and Hillary did best, though.
Imagine where the GOP would be without Harry Reid and Hillary Clinton.
Think on your sins. You especially, Steve.
Meanwhile, in Chicago:
Connor Ryan✔
@connortryan
AP — Chicago judge names special prosecutor to investigate the dropping of charges against actor Jussie Smollett.
7:53 AM – Aug 23, 2019
@12 I suggest you don’t wallow in jealousy. Write a few best-selling books. Do that, and someday you just might be able to move out of the trailer park.
“The book sold 1.4 million copies in its first week. After 15 days, the book became the best-selling book in the US for the year 2018. By March 26, 2019, Becoming had sold 10 million copies.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becoming_(book)
Steve, have you read Shattered?
No, of course not. Best to bring up Putin as your response to everything Democrats have done wrong.
“Think on your sins. You especially, Steve.”
Since you’re a doctor and have personal experience with this affliction, tell me, how is it that fascism and treason kill brain cells?
@17 There you go again, Dumbfuck, blaming everyone but yourself and your orange moron for your fucking treason.
Geebus. Nice try, Dumbfuck.
You’re blathering incessantly about beach houses, some truly fucking crazy billionaire plutocrat is on CNN and FOX raving about the DERPSTATE!, and president peepee is promising to go after Social Security and Medicare to backfill his massive deficits if he makes it through to a second term.
Distraction in full press… and… nothing.
Do you people even stand for anything anymore? All Dumbfuck does is drop in to pimp the latest distraction rumors about PIZZACANNIBALS and Seth Rich while his political party is a burning dog turd. Even pretending to vote for Gary Johnson won’t fix that.
At least you’ve got Greenland.
“At least you’ve got Greenland.”
They still have the grift going for them. It’s all they excel at anymore. Well, that and licking Putin’s boots.
“GOP groups fundraising with T-shirts showing Greenland as part of America”
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/08/22/gop-groups-fundraising-t-shirts-showing-greenland-part-u-s/2088323001/
@12 & 14
That’s what jealousy looks like.
‘Becoming’ Michelle Obama,
$60m Advance.
Best selling memoir in the history of publishing.
#1 on Amazon sales charts 40 weeks after release.
NYT top five bestsellers since the day it hit shelves
Publisher states that ‘Becoming’ alone represents 2.8% revenue growth for them.
Over 10 million copies sold.
Apparently Michelle Obama is a well liked author. No wonder Melania plagiarizes the former First Lady. How’s Melania’s book?
Here’s the weird thing about $60million. Take out taxes, high end estimate, $30m left. Spend $15m in cash on a home (not real, the interest generated on every $M outperforms interest on a real estate loan but for the sake of the example…paid cash)
Put the rest in an account generating 3% annually which isn’t hard to find even in a down economy (We won’t talk about dividends because…Dumbfuck is a Dumbfuck.) find a way to live on the $450k of interest and never touch the principal generating the income.
Assuming that you aren’t generating any other income…
Speaking of the lunatic billionaire plutocrat, while I think it’s shameful of CNN and FOX to exploit the poor man while he’s in this state, I gotta say it’s probably important for people to be able to see this shit.
https://youtu.be/d50j_WJEzgU?t=1982
Guys like Patrick Byrne are more common than you think. And it’s not so much that there are more of these people in places of power and influence than ever before (although there probably are), but they are being taken more seriously, at least among clownsurvaturds. That’s a part of the Trump effect and very much part of what it means to pass beyond Teh Orange Event Horizon.
Guys like Byrne are the “thought leaders” and what passes for “critical thinkers” among clownsurvaturds today. They really believe this shit. Even Teh Dumbfuck who may have started out at least doing a pretty good job of pretending to be a thoughtful person capable of clearly thinking things through, has turned to DERPSTATE! lunacy since the election in 2016. Like probably most Republicans, he’s come to rely on it to prop up his fatally flawed chain of decision making during that election.
That’s a pretty predictable outcome according to cognitive science. We aren’t the rational beings we wish we were. People get conned. And they get sucked into destructive patterns of thought and behavior. And the more self confident they are (and that’s a pretty common trait among highly successful people) the harder it can be for them to think their way out of a con or a destructive pattern of thought. A guy like Byrne is just a really florid example of that unfolding right before our eyes.
And so are a lot of Republicans you know.
And to some extent, so is Teh Dumbfuck.
22,
just as interesting is that as he experiences that jealousy, Teh Dumbfuck reflexively projects that onto progressive economic and social policy.
Perhaps criticizing very affluent, highly educated, enormously successful progressives for being able to afford a very high standard of living will play well in the fetid trailer parks of crumbling Red Murika. But it won’t win the suburbs of Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania while the WhitePower! Party is looting the government, and bankrupting the treasury to give billionaire tax cuts.
Working moms in Eau Claire know that a $15 min wage won’t take away anyone’s beach house. Although it might deprive them of having a helipad at the beach house. And they probably resent GOP NetJets to Paris coke parties a whole helluvalot more than student debt relief causing a cutback in their bosses private charter usage.
A conservative trolling progressives to be embarrassed about our economic policies is like Jeffrey Dahmer trolling vegans about consuming dairy.
Well he’s got cheerleaders right here on the board.
He’s a raving lunatic who doesn’t believe in the free market apparently but…
@25 Our great American companies laugh at Doctor Dumbfuck’s orange moron’s “order”.
I’d bet they’re laughing at him, too. In fact, I’d bet today is the day the entire world laughed at Doctor Dumbfuck and his stupid fucking orange moron.
“White House officials stumped when asked to explain Trump’s attempt to ‘order’ companies to stop business with China”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/white-house-officials-stumped-when-asked-to-explain-trumps-attempt-to-order-companies-to-stop-business-with-china/
Keep trying, Dumbfuck. Maybe someday you’ll actually “trigger a lib” and elicit tears instead of derisive laughter at your expense.
U.S. Chamber of commerce statement,
Imagine if it had been three years ago.
“I am ordering all carriers, including Fed Ex, Amazon, UPS and the Post Office, to SEARCH FOR & REFUSE all deliveries of Fentanyl from China (or anywhere else!),” Donald.
Everybody’s laughing at the nation’s dumbfucks these days. It’s the best way to deal with the fuckers. That, and voting them back to the backwaters of American society where they came from and where they will always belong.
“This is not a joke’: Trump-loving professor fumes after his QAnon rant results in bursts of laughter”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/this-is-not-a-joke-trump-loving-professor-fumes-after-his-qanon-rant-results-in-bursts-of-laughter/
Koch. Thoughts and Prayers.
These people are so fucking stupid! They’ll swallow anything. “OMG! 16,000,000 votes were manipulated by Google! It was a landslide!”
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2456744041082122&set=gm.10156597302611332&type=3&theater&ifg=1
How are we feeling this morning, Justice Ginsburg?
@ 31
Steve, it’s gman who will swallow anything.
@30 If we had “like” buttons, I’d “like” your post.
@ 34
Steve, there are “edit” buttons. Every time you see your fresh post with the word Putin in it, you should consider using it.
You’re becoming YLB with a Y chromosome, Steve. Not effeminate but otherwise every bit as weak.
@8 what do you expect? Do you want them to stop living because you mother fuckers at stupid.
And do you expect him to go buy a chalet on Mount Everest just to avoid your stupidity. Bob, for a doctor, I can’t believe you have any brain.
That’s the topic you want to discuss because you have nothing to say about The Hump, or are you conveniently avoiding something?
Steve it is Bob that will fantasize about swallowing more than one horse’s cock. The jealousy is too much for him. If I was his wife I’d get on that horse and ride as far away from the fuck that I coukd
@37 Is it really true that he named his horse Vladimir?
The conservative racist incel is cranky today. Homophobic slurs. Fantasizing about the death of liberals. Bitter that a black man is doing better than he is. Get some professional help.
32,
Whelp, at least he isn’t beating up hookers. Just nice old ladies again.
#winning
Good luck PI!
Way to go, Dumbfuck!
“‘Making things worse’: National Farmer’s Union chief unloads on Trump in blistering statement on trade war”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/making-things-worse-national-farmers-union-chief-unloads-on-trump-in-blistering-statement-on-trade-war/
“Steve, there are “edit” buttons. Every time you see your fresh post with the word Putin in it, you should consider using it.”
You probably should have taken your own advice, Doctor, say like before posting the first of your 4,000+ pro-Putin hashtags.
TOTD:
https://mobile.twitter.com/kairyssdal/status/1164874746275622914
@44 I was just going to post “Good to everybody’s IRA on Monday.”
“Trump retaliates against China, says the US will hike tariffs on imports”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-retaliates-against-china-says-the-us-will-hike-tariffs-on-imports/ar-AAGeJMd?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=iehp
As there will be some very insipid orange moron tweets between now and then, good luck!
“I will impose sanctions and Gyna will pay.”
“Sir, that’s not how tariffs work.”
“I will impose sanctions and Gyna will pay.”
“China will just enact retaliatory sanctions.”
“No the won’t. They will Bend to my superior business skills. They’re all commies anyway. I’m a genius. I will impose sanctions and Gyna will pay.”
“We should come up with a Plan for if China reacts as we all expect they will and a trade war is extended.”
“There is no plan B. I will impose sanctions and Gyna will pay.”
“Sir we’re economists and it won’t
(Interruoting)
“I said I WILL FUCKING IMPOSE SANCTIONS AND GYNA WILL PAY!
The fucking bastards are coming for you, Gman. Assholes. All of them.
“Trump administration urges US Supreme Court to declare firing a worker for being gay is legal”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/trump-administration-urges-us-supreme-court-to-declare-firing-a-worker-for-being-gay-is-legal/
What assholes those people are, always hating on some group of Americans.
@47. They’re eating themselves alive. I wouldn’t want to stop that.
If family and friends don’t care or express that that is ok, then the don’t inherit my millions. Opps.
If they come after me then nobody is safe.
@38. Yes. Except when he has Vlad’s cock in his mouth.
@47 there is one more thing people can do to give them the middle finger and that’s vote Pete 2020!
@51 President Pete! Fascist heads would be exploding all across America at the same time. It would be spectacular!
@47. Log Cabin fags should love that! As much as the horse loves Bob.
He may be human scum, but I like this line from the “Mooch”.
“You know, he may not be in early-stage dementia, but he’s in full-blown early-stage fascism”
“Trump is ‘having a full-blown mental breakdown’ and needs to resign: Ex-Trump staffer”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/trump-is-having-a-full-blown-mental-breakdown-and-needs-to-resign-ex-trump-staffer/
No need to quote Democrats anymore, Doctor. Republicans are providing all the fodder I need to nail your treasonous hyde to the HA wall.
What do the Log Cabin Queers have to say about today’s Repukes? They’ve seem to have disappeared like the Teahadists that they were.
Wonder what they’re website is saying
@55 They were just in the news.
“Gay conservative group loses several leaders after Trump endorsement”
“Board member Jennifer Horn was among those who cut ties with the Log Cabin Republicans. She said Trump “will divide and damage and destroy this country.””
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/gay-conservative-group-loses-several-leaders-after-trump-endorsement-n1044886
I wonder how they feel today?
56,
Trump betrays everyone who serves him.
Why should they be any different?
@57 Turns out they’re no different at all. Why they still support that motherfucker is beyond my ability to fathom. Batshit fucking insane, I reckon.
Bob has become irrelevant. But I think he has always been irrelevant, but now I think he knows how irrelevant he is.
@58 the log cabin guys, they are racists themselves.
And I think we as Americans are too much Yankees vs Red Sox. Once a Red Sox fan always a Red Sox fan, and vice versa.
Americans are dumb. I think that will answer your question.
I know Bob’s horse knows it. His horse knows he supports terrorism too.
Of course they are. Makes our dumbfuck proud.
“ICE and Homeland Security busted pushing right-wing propaganda and conspiracy theories”
“An arm of the Justice Department regularly sent summaries and links to articles from an online white nationalist publication over the last year, a BuzzFeed News investigation has found. In addition, similar newsletters sent to the Labor Department, ICE, HUD and the Department of Homeland Security, included links and content from hyperpartisan and conspiracy-oriented publishers.”
Our new DOJ. Enough to make a racist dumbfuck proud.
“Justice Dept. Under Fire For Allegedly Sending Staff Link To White Nationalist Site”
“According to the immigration judges’ union, the link to VDare.com directly attacked employees with “racial and ethnically tinged slurs.””
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/justice-department-allegedly-emails-staff-white-nationalist-website-link_n_5d60012ee4b0dfcbd48c8eb1
Oops! Here’s the link for @61
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/ice-and-homeland-security-busted-pushing-right-wing-propaganda-and-conspiracy-theories/
Demorat Pornstar Party Of Hate America & Everything Is Racist News – Demorats Take Sides With China In Trade War. Unsurprising, Demorats Always Blame America First.
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PROLE, Iowa (AP) — Campaigning under the stifling August sun, Joe Biden assailed President Donald Trump’s trade war with China, accusing him of squandering a strong economy and putting Americans’ financial security at risk.
But he was quick to add that he was not hoping for the worst.
“I never wish for a recession. Period,” the former vice president and current Democratic presidential candidate [obviously lying as usual] told reporters in Prole, Iowa.
https://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/politics/2019/08/23/joe-biden-other-2020-democrats-hammer-trump-economy-concerns/2094952001/
Demorat Pornstar Party Of Hate America & Everything Is Racist History Channel – Great Moments In Demorat History, Demorat Jeane Kirkpatrick Exposes America-hating Demorats Who Always “Blame America First.”
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They said that saving Grenada from terror and totalitarianism was the wrong thing to do – they didn’t blame Cuba or the communists for threatening American students and murdering Grenadians – they blamed the United States instead.
But then, somehow, they always blame America first
When our Marines, sent to Lebanon on a multinational peacekeeping mission with the consent of the United States Congress, were murdered in their sleep, the “blame America first crowd” didn’t blame the terrorists who murdered the Marines, they blamed the United States.
But then, they always blame America first
When the Soviet Union walked out of arms control negotiations, and refused even to discuss the issues, the San Francisco Democrats didn’t blame Soviet intransigence. They blamed the United States.
But then, they always blame America first.
https://eloquentwoman.blogspot.com/2013/09/famous-speech-friday-jeane-kirkpatricks.html
@64, 65 My God, you’re so fucking lame. So stupid! You almost make Doctor Dumbfuck come across as being not-a-dumbfuck. Almost.
Call me shocked that an organization @ 42 with this 2018 donation history:
Schneider, Mac $6,625 $4,625 $2,000
Heitkamp, Heidi $6,600 $600 $6,000
Stabenow, Debbie $5,000 $0 $5,000
Tester, Jon $4,000 $0 $4,000
Baldwin, Tammy $3,000 $0 $3,000
Brown, Sherrod $3,000 $0 $3,000
Smith, Tina $3,000 $0 $3,000
Casey, Bob $2,500 $500 $2,000
Donnelly, Joe $2,000 $0 $2,000
Klobuchar, Amy $2,000 $0 $2,000
Kuster, Ann $2,000 $0 $2,000
McCaskill, Claire $2,000 $0 $2,000
would criticize Donald Trump.
gman refers @ 36, 37, 50, 53 to me four times,
then @ 59 calls me irrelevant,
then @ 60 refers to me again.
There are two things in gmain’s mind. HIV-related encephalopathy and me.
That’s some seriously effective trolling.
@68 Sure they despise you, but that means they are still paying some little bit of attention to you. Negative attention is still attention.
@68 so irrelevant you had to use a big word – almost like you had to impress everyone to think you actually are smart.
“Call me shocked”
If you don’t mind, I’ll just keep calling you a dumbfuck.
The Trump Administration Asked The Supreme Court To Legalize Firing Workers Simply For Being Gay
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/dominicholden/trump-scotus-gay-workers
Federal lawyers are asking the Supreme Court, for the first time, to explicitly limit the Civil Right Act’s protections to exclude LGBTQ people.
This is not surprising to anyone but the Log Cabin republicans.
Knew we were next. I expect they will negate Marriage Equality if anything happens to RBG.
65,
Gee whiz, you unfathomably dense fucktard, but if you even had a clue who Kirkpatrick was before you stoooopidly decided to quote her you’d know that were she still alive she’d probably have gone after your president peepee with a screwdriver by now.
And not only would she be leading the charge for impeachment, she’d also be calling for criminal trials for all 63 million of you filthy collaborators.
Did you actually forget who it was we were fighting in Grenada?
See if this helps: Your president and his family have gone into business with them and sing their praises daily.
Beer-drunk, crazy and ignorant! Trifecta!
Bill Maher on David Koch’s passing. Talks like Doctor Dumbfuck.
“So f*ck him, cause the Amazon is burning up, I’m glad he’s dead and I hope the end was painful.”
I’ve never really liked Maher, although he was kind of funny in Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death. Eh, maybe it was just the red licorice exchange with Bunny.
@ 73
…were she still alive she’d probably have gone after your president peepee with a screwdriver by now.
So would the president she worked for. And the word ‘probably’ looks wrong. Sentence is better without it.
75,
Just goes to show how far “y’all” have sunk since you collectively decided to abandon “discernible reality”.
If we ever were an empire in this century, it was contingent on trade and security agreements as much as “a beautiful military”.
That 600 point drop in the Dow doesn’t really care if you “discern” it or not. It just is.
And #youbuiltthat