Had some weird public transportation stuff today, so I am working from home. Forgot this like the early days of my work from home.
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The First Vegetable had his rectum explored today by physicians figuring that maybe his brain was somewhere in his colon, since it’s clearly not where it’s supposed to be.
Obama created some controversy by choosing Virtual Colonoscopy over the traditional endoscopic procedure. Coupla reasons:
1. It wasn’t fully approved at the time.
2. It was a procedure not available to the majority of black men in the US at that time.
I think the biggest reason Obama elected this procedure is that it doesn’t require sedation. I believe that Obama feared giving Joe Biden control of the country even for an hour or two, and chose to avoid that.
No one has ever accused Obama of not being a very smart guy. Recent history has proven him correct in his judgement of Biden’s abilities once in office.
All the stuff liberals are required to believe:
• Jacob Blake was not armed.
• Police were not provoked to shoot Blake.
• Rittenhouse somehow committed a crime by crossing a state line.
• Rittenhouse possessed the AR-15 illegally.
• Rittenhouse provoked the attacks on him.
• Rittenhouse should have taken a beating by Rosenbaum rather than shooting him.
• The fourth discharge by Rittenhouse in 0.76 seconds should not have occurred because Rosenbaum was already falling from one of the earlier shots.
• Rittenhouse should have administered first aid to the guy he just shot, while a hostile crowd gathered around him.
• Rittenhouse should not have fired at a guy who was trying to smash his skull into the ground.
• Rittenhouse should not have fired at a guy who was trying to smash his face with a skateboard and was trying to pull his weapon away from him.
• Rittenhouse, who up to this point did not shoot at a man holding a handgun immediately in front of him, should not have fired a single shot when said man lowered his handgun and pointed it at Rittenhouse’s head.
Got all that?
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You are pretty smug after having to be under the leadership of a women of color with the power of POTUS today.
Al Haig must be rolling in his grave.