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Friday Evening Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/26/20, 3:56 pm

Forgot about a thread today. Here’s a limerick in honor of mask wearing being mandatory in Washington starting today.

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You really should wear a mask, it

Is not much of a thing to ask, it

Will be a breeze,

And will slow the disease.

It might even keep you out of a casket.

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Also, please wash your hands right now.

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  1. 1

    WTF!? spews:

    Friday, 6/26/20 at 6:01 pm

    Fuck The Hump!

  2. 2

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 6/26/20 at 6:08 pm

    @1 Hump the dumbfuck!

  3. 3

    Steve spews:

    Friday, 6/26/20 at 6:16 pm

    This is the third straight day of record Covid-19 cases in the US.

    127,000 dead Americans

    Republicans have nothing equivalent to Sarah Cooper

    Doctor Dumbfuck is running out of time. What to do??

    Better call Putin.

  4. 4

    WTF?! spews:

    Friday, 6/26/20 at 7:10 pm

    https://gf.me/u/x89shc

  5. 5

    WTF?! spews:

    Friday, 6/26/20 at 7:44 pm

    @2 Dump the Humpfuck.

  6. 6

    WTF?! spews:

    Friday, 6/26/20 at 8:13 pm

    White Dumbfuck lives don’t matter, the police should have used more teargas or rubber bullets.

    https://twitter.com/tyreebp/status/1256813343764918272?s=21

  7. 7

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 6/26/20 at 9:26 pm

    @3 Sarah Cooper for Vice President!

  8. 8

    @godwinha spews:

    Saturday, 6/27/20 at 11:05 am

    @ 7

    She’s more qualified for it than Stacey Abrams.

  9. 9

    @godwinha spews:

    Saturday, 6/27/20 at 11:06 am

    The Dumbfuck Rabbit family can’t afford a casket.

    Or to live not in squalor.

  10. 10

    @godwinha spews:

    Saturday, 6/27/20 at 11:42 am

    Just throwing this out there.

    Hamilton County, TN – primarily this is Chattanooga. County went for Trump over The Chardonnay Lady 2.0 by 55-39.

    61% of the Wuhan-positive residents are Latinx.

    6% of its residents are Hispanic.

    So, employment related? 10 largest employers are:

    1. Erlanger Health System
    2. BlueCross BlueShield of Tennessee
    3. Hamilton County Schools
    4. Tennessee Valley Authority
    5. McKee Foods Corp
    6. Unum
    7. Volkswagen of America
    8. CHI Memorial Hospital
    9. City of Chattanooga
    10. Roper Corp.

    So maybe it’s McKee Foods, but that’s the company that makes Lil Debbie’s goodies, and it’s primarily a bakery company (that employs 3,100).

    What We Make
    Our largest brand is the Little Debbie brand, with
    a wide range of favorites from Apple Pies to Zebra®
    Cakes. We offer seasonal items in rotation, such as
    the Christmas Tree Cakes® product. Our products
    are sold in all 50 states and Canada.
    The Sunbelt Bakery® brand offers granola bars
    and fruit and grain bars, including products
    such as the Chewy Chocolate Chip Granola Bar.
    There are no preservatives in Sunbelt Bakery
    products. They are unique because fresh batches
    are brought to local communities across the
    nation each week.
    Drake’s® cakes, founded in
    1896, (acquired by McKee
    Foods in 2013) is made up
    of favorites such as the Devil
    Dogs®, Ring Dings®, Coffee
    Cakes, Funny Bones® and
    Yodels® products and other
    varieties sold primarily in the
    eastern United States.
    The Fieldstone® Bakery brand is a brand of
    cookies, breakfast pastries and other snacks
    targeted to meet the needs of the foodservice industry.

    Here’s my question: If not a concentrated exposure at McKee Foods, what’s the explanation for the 10x increased incidence in the Latinx community relative to its population in the county?

    Acquired at a hospital that has a large number of Latinx employees or patients?

    Found the info in part of a KOMO news piece, and just started looking around at some data.

  11. 11

    @godwinha spews:

    Saturday, 6/27/20 at 11:45 am

    Henceforth the voice of Apu will be provided by Joe Biden.

    ‘The Simpsons’ Will No Longer Have White Actors Voice Non-White Characters

  12. 12

    @godwinha spews:

    Saturday, 6/27/20 at 11:53 am

    Wilson’s been excommunicated by Princeton.

    Why is FDR still on the dime after all of that internment shit?

    And W. Virginia with that Byrd building namings. I mean, WTF.

  13. 13

    @godwinha spews:

    Saturday, 6/27/20 at 11:57 am

    Disneyland has decided to base its Splash Mountain attraction on the barrier walls and graffiti found in The CHAZ. They’ll replace the dry ice-created smoke with flash-bangs and tear gas, which they were able to buy at a deep, deep discount earlier this week from the Seattle PD.

  14. 14

    @godwinha spews:

    Saturday, 6/27/20 at 12:08 pm

    If this is correct, then Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, who cannot afford to dine out, will live until his prostate explodes.

    This chart shows the link between restaurant spending and new cases of coronavirus

    Look at the bright side, Goldy. It won’t be the minimum wage that shreds your restaurant-employee friends, it will be fear of them.

  15. 15

    @godwinha spews:

    Saturday, 6/27/20 at 12:11 pm

    Clearly restaurant workers are the biggest source of the Wuhan.

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