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Good morning. Has anyone else had issues with the WA Notify app? I have been working from home since it alerted me of a close contact the other day. Glad to be able to slow the spread (even though I have been testing negative). But now the date of the exposure isn’t showing up, even though it hasn’t been 14 days.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Comments

  1. 1

    I think a big federal government bureaucracy should tell private businesses how much to charge for their goods and services.

    Change my mind.

  2. 2

    You are more likely to be one of Herschel Walker’s abandoned children than to die of COVID.

    Change my mind.

  3. 3

    Herschel Walker, Critic of Absentee Dads, Has Yet ANOTHER Secret Son—and a Daughter | It turns out that Herschel Walker doesn’t have just one kid, or two kids, or even three kids. He has four.

    How sad. I hope the church understands and doesn’t ban him. Thoughts and prayers…..for the sons, not for the idiot, may the idiot rot in hell

  4. 4

    I kinda feel like there ought to have been a zero percent chance that the RNC, National Right to Life, Moscow Mitch, John Thune, Steve Daines, Lindsay Graham, Josh Hawley, and Roger Marshall didn’t know about the abandoned children when they gave Walker their endorsement, donated from their PACs and helped him win the nomination.

    But it’s possible they just didn’t give a fuck and don’t really care about winning in Georgia.

    “I am happy to endorse George Glass Herschel Walker for U.S. Senate in Georgia. Herschel is the only one who can unite the party, defeat Senator Warnock, and help us take back the Senate. I look forward to working with Herschel in Washington to get the job done.”
    – Jan Brady

  5. 5

    My president is a weak man.

    Biden approval rating at 39% amid economic fears; 47% ‘strongly disapprove’: USA TODAY/Suffolk poll

    A near-majority don’t just disapprove of the imbecilic fossil, but strongly disapprove.

    Just think: He’s got more than 30 months in which to make things even worse.

  6. 6

    There were no write-in votes for Mitch Daniels in any Island County precinct in the 2020 election. There was, however, one vote for Vladimir Putin.

  7. 7

    My president is a weak man.

    Our low IQ traitor wants a “strong man” in the WH, if not his raging orange man-baby, then the midget-MAGA from Florida. After all, it takes a “strong man” to end democracy in America and to replace it with totalitarian fascism.

    “Donald Trump and his allies are a clear and present danger to American democracy,” he said. “To this very day, the former president, his allies and supporters, pledge that in the presidential election of 2024, if the former president or his anointed successor … were to lose that election, that they would attempt to overturn that 2024 election in the same way that they attempted to overturn the 2020 election.

    “I don’t speak those words lightly,” Luttig said. “I would have never uttered one single one of those words unless the former president and his allies were candidly and proudly speaking those exact words to America.”

    The low IQ dumbfuck is a fucking traitor who presents a clear and present danger to American democracy for which he deserves to have a .451 magnum clip emptied into him.

  9. 9

    @3 “I hope the church understands and doesn’t ban him.”

    Which church? My understanding is he’s evangelical, not Catholic; but if he’s Catholic, he’s probably safe, because the bishop is preoccupied right now with banning Black Lives Matter for criticizing the police (details here and here) and his court appearance for DUI hit-and-run (details here).

  10. 10

    @ 7

    …wants a “strong man”competent, intelligent person in the WH…

    They’re in very short supply in the Democrat party these days.

  11. 11

    @5 “My president is a weak man.”

    Is that a bad thing? Worse than a strongman who supports police brutality, wants to shoot BLM protesters, overthrow elections, and kill his own vice president?

    I thought you guys preferred weak government (with certain exceptions, such as regulating reading material, etc.).

    From your whining about the stock market, it sounds like you’ve made some bad choices there, too.

    Dumbfucks don’t get anything right.

  12. 12

    @10 “…wants a competent, intelligent person in the WH…”

    That sure as hell doesn’t describe who you vote for …

  13. 13

    A whole bunch of high ranking Trump party government employees were aware for weeks in Dec of 2020 through Jan 6th of 2021 of a coordinated and illegal plot to overturn the election by committing violations of the electoral count act, committing fraud against various states, and assembling a violent mob attack on Congress to provide cover for breach teams to interrupt and prevent an official government proceeding.

    And none of them were granted a pardon for their part in it.
    The deal was either everyone sticks together or everyone burns together.

    Well burn, baby, burn.

  14. 14

    I think a big federal government bureaucracy should tell private businesses how much to charge for their goods and services.

    If they, private businesses, abuse monopoly power, they should be broken up..

    Used to do that quite often, before bonzo..

    What else? Oh yeah, big Pharma makes big use of publicly funded research.. And they wanna bankrupt ordinary Americans to line the pockets of executives and big shareholders and pay off politicians.

    Fuck ’em..

  15. 15

    HAR.
    HAR HAR.

    Karine Jean-Pierre
    @PressSec

    United States government official
    To be clear, as the President has said repeatedly, he plans to run in 2024.
    3:36 PM · Jun 13, 2022·

    HAR HAR HAR…

  16. 16

    My money is on Joe in an arm wrestle with the BBHC sucker troll.

    God Bless President Joe Biden. Thank You Mr. President!

    Suck on that you FuckHump Fascist fuckwad Party! Breeding will not save them.

  17. 17

    NYT to YLB’s kids: You’re fucked.

    This Is Going to Hurt
    Inflation is expected to remain high later this year even as the economy slows and layoffs rise. Already, signs of financial stress are surfacing.

    That’s “economy slows” in the future. And Q1 GDP was negative.

    When the New York Times stops providing cover for Democrats, what lies ahead is so brutal it can’t be successfully hidden.

  18. 18

    A future klownservatic “thought leader” and film auteur (philanderer and felon, too) is feted by bonzo:

    awwwwwwwww….

    Anyone sit through “2000 Mules”??? Got it on BluRay? Heh. didn’t think so.. me neither and never will..

  20. 20

    The World According To A Dumb Twat @ 14

    If they, private businesses, abuse monopoly power, they should be broken up..

    And even if they don’t, the government should try to break them up, apparently:

    15 companies the U.S. government tried to break up as monopolies

    What else? Oh yeah, big Pharma makes big use of publicly funded research..

    Big Pharma pays licensing royalties for use of patents arising from publicly funded research, girlfriend.

    If YLB’s hand isn’t out on the street corner, her hand is in the purse of any corporation not looking. Doesn’t matter where the money comes from, as long as she doesn’t have to earn it with honest work.

  21. 21

    I think they each deserve 3-5 years. Being in a Capitol building illegally while doing nothing in particular is domestic terrorism, I hear.

    Chad Pergram
    @ChadPergram
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    8) USCP have issued the following statement: “On June 16, 2022, at approximately 8:30 p.m., U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) received a call for a disturbance in the Longworth House Office Building.”
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    1h
    9) USCP: “Responding officers observed seven individuals, unescorted and without Congressional ID, in a sixth-floor hallway.”
    ·
    1h
    10) USCP: “The building was closed to visitors, and these individuals were determined to be a part of a group that had been directed by the USCP to leave the building earlier in the day.”
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    1h
    11) USCP: “They were charged with Unlawful Entry. This is an active criminal investigation, and may result in additional criminal charges after consultation with the U.S. Attorney.”

  22. 22

    The baby boomers are retiring en masse… largest generation ever in this country’s history..

    Largest supply of labor.. So large it led to two income households in this country to make ends meet..

    And not only in this country.. The whole world had baby boomers too.. They retire as well..

    What does this mean? Higher costs for capital and higher costs for labor..

    Gen Xers and beyond will try to command higher salaries and wages.. The only way to stop that trend is for the Fed to damn near force the country into a depression and KEEP IT THERE so no one dares jumps jobs for wage increases..

    The retirees of course will be generally ok because banks will finally pay decent interest rates on savings. Cash may return to being king.

    Russia which supplied the world with large exports of wheat, oil, nat gas, nickel, aluminum, pig iron, neon, potash fertilizer and other industrial materials – together w/ Ukraine – is MIA indefinitely due to one asshole’s megalomania. That surplus of cheap industrial inputs together with Asian cheap labor kept inflation low..

    All of Asia industrialized and when people move into urban areas they have fewer children – all of Asia is looking at population collapse.

    Inflation is here to stay for a while.. While almost none of it is Biden’s fault, he’ll be blamed like Carter was blamed and Ford’s failed “whip inflation now” and Nixon’s failed wage and price controls were forgotten.

    The whole world is going through this. There are no safe harbors.

  23. 23

    Maybe this Latina is wise about some stuff after all:

    Sotomayor, who is liberal, acknowledged during remarks at the American Constitution Society that while she often disagrees with the conservative justice, she believes that “we share a common understanding about people and kindness towards them”

    “Justice Thomas is the one justice in the building that literally knows every employee’s name, every one of them. And not only does he know their names, he remembers their families’ names and histories,” she said.

    “He’s the first one who will go up to someone when you’re walking with him and say, ‘Is your son okay? How’s your daughter doing in college?’ He’s the first one that, when my stepfather died, sent me flowers in Florida,” she added.

  25. 25

    Shorter YLB @ 22:

    “Damn you $15 minimum wage!”

    Baby boomers have been retiring since 62 years after 1946, when the first of them became eligible for Social Security, girlfriend. It’s been a 14 year long trend, and there has been plenty of time for the president’s advisors to adjust to it.

    Trillions of cash dollars were dumped into the economy in the past two-plus years, whether needed or not. Had Democrats caused Manchin and Sinema to cave, Biden would have dumped trillions more into an overheating economy last year. Billions and billions more were deferred and forgiven, which has the same effect as a cash infusion.

    First Vegetable Joe Biden falsely claimed that everywhere else, inflation is higher than in the US:

    “If it’s my fault, why is it the case in every other major industrial country in the world that inflation is higher? You ask yourself that? I’m not being a wise guy.”

    Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy pressed White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre later Thursday to explain Biden’s inflation comments, noting that the U.S. has higher inflation than Germany, France, Japan, Canada, India, Italy and Saudi Arabia.

    The latest figures on inflation for these countries indicate the following: Germany at 7.9%, France at 5.2%, Japan at 2.5%, India at 7.04%, Canada and Italy at 6.8%, and Saudi Arabia at 2.2%. Meanwhile, data released last week showed that U.S. inflation rose in May to a four-decade high of 8.6%.

    Yes, YLB, the whole world is going through it. But can the crap about the whole world going through it just like the United States is, Princess, because you aren’t nearly intelligent enough to pull it off.

    Neither is my imbecilic president.

  26. 26

    And even if they don’t, the government should try to break them up…

    Wow genius, you thought that up all by yourself? You’ve been selling us a bill of goods about being a doctor. Behind the curtain is a corporate PR bullshit artist.. yawwwnnn…

    These “don’t” either it would seem

    Big Pharma pays licensing royalties for use of patents arising from publicly funded research,

    OMG kreepshit.. you don’t say.. And what do diabetics pay for their insulin? And how much is a freaking epipen?

    As long as your shitty palm is greased..

  28. 28

    shorter kreepshit @ 25:

    Watch me pick cherry pits outta my ass…

    UK’s inflation is higher than ours.. didn’t mention that didya?

    So is the Netherlands, so is Chile… So is Argentina, so is Turkey..

    https://tradingeconomics.com/country-list/inflation-rate?continent=world

    If any country’s inflation rate is above 7 percent that’s still “high” amirite? There’s plenty of countries like that idiot..

  29. 29

    @ 26

    And what do diabetics pay for their insulin?

    YLB, the correct term is “co-pay”.

  32. 32

    Dumb of the guv to do this. Of course there will be blowback.

    This Democrat Governor Just Proved Why Red Flag Laws WILL Be Abused

    The graphic explains the process of red flag laws like this: Jane sees a Facebook friend, Randy, post “photos of guns and cryptic messages.” She then reports him to the police. (Holy escalation!)

    The police then petition a judge to “temporarily” remove Randy’s Second Amendment rights. Police provide “evidence” (seemingly a cryptic Facebook post in this scenario) that Randy is a threat to himself or others. The court agrees to temporarily take away Randy’s rights.

    Won’t take much if it’s a YLB-like, shrill, panty-twisting judge.

    Although something like this in Washington state can be used by me to get Steve relieved of his handgun. ’cause what Steve wrote was direct, not cryptic.

    Nice goin’, Dems. Governor Wolf just gave every single voter who wants to pressure their US senator a perfect example of how RFLs will be abused.

  33. 33

    @ 31

    Why would the PA guv do this, unless he is against RFLs and wants to torpedo the Senate agreement?

  35. 35

    @ 21

    The Stephen Colbert Show insurrectionists were let into the building by two Democrat representatives.

    One of them was perpetual embarrassment to the Democrat party Adam Schiff.

    To recap: A guy on the J6 committee helps a comedian make a mockery of unauthorized entry into a building used by members of Congress.

    What will Democrats stand by and let Schiff do next?

  38. 38

    @20 “Big Pharma pays licensing royalties for use of patents arising from publicly funded research, girlfriend.”

    Yeah, just like they pay royalties for drilling and mining on public lands (snicker).

  39. 39

    @23 I’ve met plenty of generous Republicans who will pick up the lunch tab after they fuck you for millions.

  40. 40

    @25 “Billions and billions more” were simply stolen by people who either owned small businesses or pretended to, which went into mansions, high-end cars, jewelry, fancy vacations, and other things Republicans enjoy. Some of them are being hunted down and prosecuted by a Democratic attorney general; I don’t recall any of Trump’s AG’s doing that. They were preoccupied with other things.

  41. 41

    @29 “YLB, the correct term is “co-pay”.”

    For those lucky enough to have health insurance in the only major developed country that doesn’t have universal health insurance.

  42. 42

    @31 Maybe it would be a good idea if your Facebook friends stopped bragging online about how many Democrats they’re going to kill?

  43. 43

    So that’s what’s holding up the “red flag” provision … Republicans want a “kill Pelosi” exemption.

  44. 44

    @34 Were they there to kill the vice president and overthrow the government to keep Biden in power past his term ending?

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