I have mentioned it over at Bluesky, but in case you aren’t one of the couple dozen people inexplicably following me there: Let The Kids Dance! KUOW’s podcast about the teen dance ordinance is really great. I’m sure it’s the nostalgia, but man it worked on me. Now that it’s done and therefore bingeable, go take it for a whirl. Especially if you grew up in or around Seattle in the 80’s and 90’s.
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“Threat to our democracy” is nothing but silliness.
The UNH poll found that 93% of non-Trump voters think Trump is a “threat to American democracy”.
The UNH poll found that 84% of non-Biden voters think Biden is a “threat to American democracy”.
This silly term has been amped up by both campaigns and now means nothing. Although it would help if Bowser and Milley’s replacement would do their jobs the next time around.
Pendulum continues to swing the other way.
LOCAL NEWS
UNC System repeals diversity, inclusion policies, goals at NC public colleges
That’s just at Chapel Hill. UNC has 17 public schools. Overall, there’s $90 million annually going to 686 DEI jobs. The Chief Diversity Officer at Chapel Hill earns $412k/year. For a little while longer.
May 5? kreepshit was getting “serious” jitters back then:
A slew of retailers in recent weeks have announced price cuts as they strive to pull consumers into stores and entice them to spend money on things like new clothes, decorative items for the home and arts and crafts or hobby kits.
Ikea has slashed prices on hundred of products. In April, an 18-piece dinnerware set at Ikea was marked down to $29.99 down from $49.99, a glass door bookcase now costs $189 down from $229 and a bedframe with storage and headboard costs $499 down from $549.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/05/business/retailers-cutting-prices/index.html
Today it’s a fucking nervous breakdown. Let the good times roll..
We’re hearing a good deal less about the Israeli hostages these days. Remember when Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit said that if Israel goes after Hamas it could get the hostages killed? Silly thought, his.
IDF recovers bodies of three hostages from north Gaza, who were killed on October 7
These are three hostages who were thought to still be alive. As IDF realizes that many more hostages thought to be living are really dead and have been for months, there will be less reason for caution going forward.
Hamas isn’t serious about releasing hostages because the body bags and the stench will be too much for the UNRWA to ignore.
That’s just at Chapel Hill.
In the land of teh good ole’ bois it’s always been whites only, the rich always get richer, and all those icky “abnormals” EXCLUDED.
They finally put down the bourbon and stumbled out of the vip rooms long enough to teach those librul colleges a “lesson”..
so what else is new? yawwwn…
Very “serious” predictions from the racist, drug-addled asshole that kreepshit regards as a “genius”:
Elon Musk says artificial intelligence will take all our jobs and that’s not necessarily a bad thing.
“Probably none of us will have a job,” Musk said about AI at a tech conference on Thursday.
While speaking remotely via webcam at VivaTech 2024 in Paris, Musk described a future where jobs would be “optional.”
“If you want to do a job that’s kinda like a hobby, you can do a job,” Musk said. “But otherwise, AI and the robots will provide any goods and services that you want.”
For this scenario to work, he said, there would need to be “universal high income” – not to be confused with universal basic income, although he did not share what that could look like.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/23/tech/elon-musk-ai-your-job/index.html
“Serious” indeed..
Words of teh “genius”:
AI and the robots will provide any goods and services that you want.
Bet kreepshit can’t wait for the “rapebots” at its fav vip rooms.
Kreepshit claims that yours truly doesn’t understand business, that I’m not “serious”..
So why is Target, Walmart, Amazon Fresh and other retailers like Ikea lowering their prices?
Aren’t they “serious” about making a buck? They can always point the finger at Joe’s spending like kreepshit does – in all “seriousness”.. heh..
…is “silly” only because the electoral math does not work out for the Village Idiot.
The MAGA threats produce a baked-in 12% lean because, unlike the “Woke” threats, they are real, predicated on recent past events involving crates of assault rifles and IEDs and elaborate election fraud schemes, and because the nominee happily repeats those threats at every campaign rally.
Every as-yet disinterested, disengaged, unaligned swing state voter is pre-loaded with a 12.5% lean against the Republican nominee before the actual campaign has even begun.
NYT today warns that ICC might also want to charge Americans with war Crimes.
It’s like they don’t want ANYONE doing war crimes.
@3
Eyeing the upcoming earnings reports in the age of #letthemeatcereal and McDonald’s disappeared value menu and Kroeger’s $B increase in profit since 2019.
WA gas prices are also dropping and at $.05 lower than a year ago on this date though Memorial Day is when prices typically start their Summer climb.
I know this should be an easy programming fix of excluding SOME sites from the AI. Conservatives will scream about that because they’re fucking dumb and don’t know fuck about shit. But if you aren’t enjoying the various Tweets, Skeets, and Insta’s of people getting Googles AI to put Onion Articles up as fact you’re missing out.
Like “How many Rocks should I consume.” Gives “It is recommended to eat at least one small rock a day.” Onion from 2019, “FDA recommends consuming a small pebble a day.”
@ 6
“Serious” indeed..
Failed Democrat candidate for US Senate in California Barbara Lee repeatedly called for a $50 minimum wage.
HA’s unserious twat Queen YLB is saddled with the unseriousness in her own party, so casts about to find evidence of it elsewhere. Meanwhile, her kids become even more fucked.
Barbara Lee repeatedly called for a $50 minimum wage.
What no mention of Joe and Kamala taking Barbara Lee “seriously”?
Dude, in all “seriousness”, you’re getting soft.
The Golden State instead will give the nod to a guy your tribe calls “shifty” over a loooong washed up male slut, another “serious” candidate of “the newly revived Raygun coalition”.
Seriously…
Pennsylvania’s young voters took one look at Queen YLB’s fucked kids and said, “Fuck that”.
Let’s not forget that in 2020 Pennsylvania’s elections were conducted unconstitutionally, but permitted to take place because the GOP didn’t seem to care until after the primary election was over. Not this year.
@15 LMAO.. kreepshit’s gone “serious” over teh young’uns flirting with “fash”…
The old folks, the ones who, year in, year out are “serious” about showing up to vote..
heh.. they’re all right..
https://www.businessinsider.com/biden-seniors-65-older-voters-health-care-trump-israel-hamas-2024-4
Lemee think.. who’s been more “serious” about throwing them off a cliff?
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/02/us/politics/republicans-social-security-medicare.html
Trigger warning to Queen YLB regarding the following:
Avert your eyes, girlfriend:
Trailer for the movie Reagan, to be released August 30.
If there’s an HA pool on when Jimmy Carter assumes room temperature, put me down for $50 on August 30, please.
There’s a movie about Bill Clinton, too. It’s part of the Epstein archives, but it will come out as soon as #CrookedHillary is crowned Democrat nominee for president at the upcoming brokered DNC convention.
If there’s an HA pool on when Jimmy Carter assumes room temperature, put me down for $50 on August 30, please.
Awww. kreepshit that’s no way to regard the first President you voted for.. even after the “miracle on ice”…
I’m rooting for Jane Wyman. She dumped the grandiose gipper, so in love with rehearsing speeches in front of the mirror.
Odds on the always wrong wing leaning producers of the movie trash Jane Wyman to satisfy legions of seriously kreepee male fans of
the One..
serves the “unserious twat” right..
There’s a movie about
Bill Clintondrumpf, too. It’s part of the Epstein archives,https://www.nydailynews.com/2021/12/20/trump-took-several-trips-on-epsteins-jet-flight-logs/
ftfy
15,
Remember that Wildwood rally attended by 200,000?
Reg deadline for the general is end of October.
This snapshot is of registration ahead of primary participation.
Gawping, credulous nitwit is a good look for him.
It’s kinda funee that kreesphit babbled here over high fivin’ its frat bros over hollyweird portrayals of the “miracle on ice”..
Something that actually happened BEFORE kreepshit voted for Carter.
bonzo’s been long in the ground after its brain melted into mush..
Carter’s still here and will go any minute.. Somewhat lucid and a survivor of brain cancer.
and yet kreepshit will celebrate the passing of the first President it voted for high fivin’ its vip room buds over a flick about a long dead repuke..
Dang.. it’s sick how history repeats, rhymes, whatevs.
@ 19
Awww. kreepshit that’s no way to regard the first President you voted for.. even after the “miracle on ice”…
I did, indeed, vote for Jimmy Carter. It was the influence of my parents and my fear of being sent off to fight the Soviets after registering for the Selective Service just after high school graduation.
I was wrong to listen to my parents. A cautionary tale that should be relayed to Queen YLB’s increasingly fucked kids. Those genetically compromised shits are in far worse shape than I ever was.
@23 lol.. bet your frat bros never let you forget..
about your “fear”… you confessed and you got
“fucked” during hell week.. yawwwn..
Now Biden’s supplying weapons to Ukraine so Ukraine can kill a shitload of Russians..
same as bonzo supplied the mujahideen in Afghanistan so they could kill Russians.
and kreepshit calls Joe names and can’t wait to throw the lever for an orange asswipe who slobbers over and wants to make nice with Pootie.. funny that..
The ideological timeline of the “Party of Personal Responsibility:
2016: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS
2017: YOU LOST GET OVER IT
2018: DRINKING UR LIBERAL TEARS
2019: FOUR MORE YEARS BITCHES
2020: STOP THE COUNT
2021: WATER THE TREE OF LIBERTY
2022: BURN GROOMER BOOKS!
2023: DEATH TO ALL LIB BABYKILLERS
2024: I, a victim, am being shunned for my conservative beliefs
lol.. bet your frat bros never let you forget..
I was forced to strip nude, eat peanuts off the floor of the senior hall bathroom, and then drink Billy Beer from the toilet.
A cautionary tale that haunts me still.
@26 fuck me.. that’s an “initiation” into klownservaticm for the ages…
Let’s call:
http://horsesass.org/friday-31/#comment-1505765
“The Education of a Klownservatic”..
Yours truly thanks the stars that my two sons never bought into that frat boi shit.
@26 you left out the best part kreepshit..
your beloved klownservabros made you buy the Billy beer.
oooh.. that memory must sting..
10 & 11: You’re not an “independent” voter. You’re biased towards liberal progressivism. There’s no difference between you and the rest of the liberal progressives here.
@17
Yes there is a market for low budget conservative films starring ‘canceled’ actors like Jon Voight and Dennis Quaid. August is where they sun movies that can’t compete in the Summer or Christmas.
This one is brought to you by the director of the Dennis Praeger documentary. At least Reagan’s dead so you won’t have to suffer the embarrassment of finding out the subject beat women like that other blockbuster you were simping last year.
Did you ever get around to seeing Chappaquiddick?
low budget conservative films starring ‘canceled’ actors like Jon Voight and Dennis Quaid.
GOTV in those klownservatic circles..
as in “Get out the Voight!”
Did you ever get around to seeing Chappaquiddick?
The bridge tragedy flick.. Kreepshit saw it of course and really, really, “seriously” believed it would change “everything”..
Like matter a shit in 2018 much less 2020.
finding out the subject beat women like that other blockbuster
lol.. To kreepshit that’s a feature, not a bug.
29,
You may have learned something important today about people who follow and comment on rabid political blogs and call themselves “independent” voters.
But frankly I doubt it.
Trump’s ex-wife Ivana said he read from a book of Hitler’s speeches, which he kept in a cabinet by his bed.
@6. As if conservatives would support UBI or UHI. it might go to an undeserving minority or liberal. They would rather starve so long as the people they hate and fear starved first.
@25. Also, why won’t my ungrateful children and grandchildren talk to me? Why aren’t they letting me move in so they can take care of me?
36,
2025: “My President” is in prison and my grandchildren have been turned against me by “WOKE” Leftist educators.
Biden and the Dems are shaking!
Sure, Jan. Nice copium.
For those who care (but under no circumstances should the Village Idiot click on this link – TRIGGER WARNING! COGNITIVE DISSOCIATION IMMINENT!) here’s an aerial of the actual gathering:
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Flk9rinuqod2d1.jpeg
Way too old to be president; he can barely move.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-dancing-bronx-rally_n_6650ccbde4b07f5ea7480f0d
If Biden loses in November, his final presidential act will be installing wheelchair ramps for his successor.
I CARRIED OUT THE STRIKE THAT KILLED SOLEIMANI. AMERICA DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE LESSON OF HIS DEATH.
Inside the decision to assassinate Iran’s ruthless general
Not surprising, when one considers that my cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president was the only one in Obama’s inner circle who didn’t want to take out Osama bin Laden that day.
This is how Biden projects strength to Iran.
@1 “Threat to our democracy” is nothing but silliness.
That’s what von Hindenburg said, too.
Within the same thread on the same fucking day the Village Idiot pivoted from mocking “Threat to our democracy” to asserting that the type of shoes the President wears on his heavy lift helicopters and wide body jets is a credible “threat to our democracy”.
Something, something “silliness”.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeccccceeeeeeeessssssssssssssiiiiiiiiioooonnnnn!
No mention of The heterosexual Neanderthal virus by anyone here today, just a bunch of insignificant crap.💩
The womenz are being raped and killed by American Domestic Terrorists but nobody cares! Why? Because Bob the fake boy horse cock sucker doesn’t care about anyone’s life.