– I don’t like this nebulous maybe there will be delays on the 1 Line. It’s not part of my commute, but I have taken it a couple times this week and it has been fine. I would prefer knowing though to plan ahead better.
– Also, there seem to be more 3-car trains recently. Has anyone else noticed that?
– Boeing, get your shit together challenge.
– Donald Trump is such a creep.
– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.
Between the Dog lovers and the Women Voters…South Dakota goes blue.
Building up the fake expectation of Republicans that they are destined to win bigly is of course part of the larger plan to incite violence, insurrection, and more criminality.
I’m not really worried as far as the Presidency is concerned. Nor really about down ballot races. I’m just sorry for the cops and state troopers who will be put in the line of fire again. It’s a shame they aren’t sophisticated enough to see how they are being used this way. As we all saw four years ago authorities are quite a bit more reluctant to deal decisively and proactively when they are confronted by armed and violent mobs of middle aged whites wearing flags. But that’s on the cops, I guess. They’ve had ample advance warning and plenty of time to prepare themselves. If they just can’t bring themselves to open fire on Republicans then I guess that’s their choice.
Either way it’ll be very nice to enjoy another massive round of arrests, and convictions of thousands of Republicans.
So let’s just say you came upon a traffic accident and there is a uniformed officer on the scene directing traffic and you decide to ignore him to get to work and he screams at you to stop and then you run him over and get arrested for a felony.
If you’re NOT a White PGA player you get charged with attempted vehicular homicide, assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest, criminal trespass and whatever else they can think of to make sure you do time. If you ARE a White PGA player you get charged and released within an hour.
Because, equal justice under law.
America’s women care much more about CPI than they do about their own stupid uteruses. Therefore, all blue states turn red in 2024!
TRUMP 2024 AND FOREVER AFTER!
GOP Rep. Andy Biggs R-AZ, went on Newsmax this morning to tell the audience that Stormy Daniels took the stand and testified, “This never happened. I never had sex with Donald Trump.”
For real.
David DePape is going to get hammered for the next 30 years.
BLACKS FOR TRUMP!
6,
A reminder for all that there is no federal parole system. DePape can qualify for some early release credits for staying out of trouble and completing other conditions of his sentence. But that puts him away for the next 25 years.
So let’s just say you came upon a traffic accident and there is a uniformed officer on the scene directing traffic and you decide to ignore him to get to work and he screams at you to stop and then you run him over and get arrested for a felony.
If you’re NOT a White PGA player you get charged with attempted vehicular homicide, assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest, criminal trespass and whatever else they can think of to make sure you do time. If you ARE a White PGA player you get charged and released within an hour.
If you are a black PGA player you ARE the accident. And then your black privilege gets you an exemption to play in the 2024 US Open.
@ 5
GOP Rep. Andy Biggs R-AZ, went on Newsmax this morning to tell the audience that Stormy Daniels took the stand and testified, “This never happened. I never had sex with Donald Trump.”
Biggs was confused. He was thinking of the Bill Clinton denial about having sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky.
Free Hunter!
Biden aides worry about psychological torment as Hunter heads for trial
The president has expressed fear that his son may serve time in prison.
What happens when Trump is exonerated and POS Hunter is convicted, libbies?
Only several months to go, after which they’ll be free to describe the personal elements of the failed Biden presidency in exchange for large advances paid by book publishers.
If Biden dies in office, what reason would Momala have to pardon the POS stepson of the evil witch who told her to go fuck herself? The way Biden looks now and at the rate of his decline, it’s far from certain that he’ll be alive after the election, and a pardon now would have the Gerald Ford effect.
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/15/hunter-biden-trial-psychological-torment-00158028
Ah, First World Problems. Gotta love ’em.
Fuck Joe Biden! is alive and well, and flourishing in the 25-54 demographic.
Farmer Jim just admitted in a widely distributed fundraising appeal that his effort to hold the Attorney General in contempt is being undertaken to persuade swing voters in battleground states.
The White House Counsel has noted the admission in a letter to the House Oversight Committee and in a letter to the DOJ.
The Biden Crime Family’s corruption runs deep. Very deep.
POLITICS Published May 16, 2024 8:02am EDT
Comer announces new subpoena in Biden family probe
I disagree. It’s very believable. POS Hunter Biden’s laptop laid it all out for public consumption.
Better, smarter lawyers and better, smarter client rule that out.
How did Michael Cohen disguise the payments for buying off the sex worker that the Republican nominee was raw-dogging?
Trump isn’t the only Republican sleeping through his criminal trial on 34 felonies.
I’m so proud of my son Barton who is graduating at the top of his class from West Point today!
Enormous Generals, the biggest really, absolutely huge men, the size of giant buildings, just sobbing like children and begging me to notice them.
Congratulations to my boy, Barlow. You couldn’t have done it with out me!
https://www.nydailynews.com/2021/12/20/trump-took-several-trips-on-epsteins-jet-flight-logs/
Hunter Biden’s laptop laid it all out for public consumption.
Coded in the dick pics like terrorist messages..
You could make it all out if you played the dick pics backwards at the right speed.
Gym and Jim had staff working hard decoding the messages for public consumption when they couldn’t do it themselves so they could spend more time on Fox.
@9
Always looking for the stupidest of whadabouts.
Single car. No injuries to third persons. Didn’t run over a cop. But other than that it’s exactly the same
@14
Each fizzling nothing of a claim by comer leads to the next “This is the bombshell, WE GOT ‘IM”
And Dumbfuck will be here to chronicle them all.
…waiting for his HuhrDuhr
Boeing needs more than getting its shit together. It needs a top-to-bottom housecleaning. Get rid of all the MBA bean counters, then put the engineers back in charge. And stop building airplanes with cheap right-to-work labor.
@ 20
No injuries to third persons. Didn’t run over a cop.
Injuries reported were pain, swelling, abrasions to wrist and knee.
Make it the side of his head instead, and his injuries would match Juanita Broaddrick’s after her encounter with Governor Bill Clinton.
“You’d better get some ice on that.”
@ 21
… claim by comer leads to the next “This is the bombshell, WE GOT ‘IM”
No bombshell needed. Just a continuous, progressive release of factual data proving that The Biden Crime Family is a pervasive leech on the butt cheek of society.
A little less than six months of keeping the criminality of each and every one of Joe Biden’s relatives in the national spotlight, punctuated by outbursts to the tune of, “My son’s done nothing wrong!” immediately before and after the jury’s guilty verdict, and movement on POS Hunter’s indictment for tax evasion in California shortly before Labor Day should do it.
@5 That’s not the only lie Republicans are floating. Their congressional campaign arm also posted that Rep. Pat Ryan (D-NY) said, “I support Hamas.”
He didn’t. He did vote against a GOP bill attacking President Biden. Most other Democrats did, too, so I’m not sure why they singled him out.
Ryan is a West Point graduate and veteran. Unlike many Republicans, he defended our country. He supports the U.S.-Israel relationship. He voted for the Israel aid package. He raised Jewish kids and campaigned against antisemitism.
It seems like every time Republicans hit a new low and you think they can’t go any lower, they go lower.
https://www.rawstory.com/republican-campaign-committee-pat-ryan/
@ 26
… I’m not sure why they singled him out.
If you weren’t such a lazy, bloviating fuck, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, you’d click once or twice and realize that NY-18 was a squeaker in 2022.
His district has a 1-3 point Democrat partisan lean. With an incumbent as weak as my cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president, the GOP smells blood in the water.
You either support Israel or you should explain why your vote doesn’t help Hamas. I don’t know about you, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, but I’m looking forward to the Jewish vote this Fall. Too many Democrats dropped the mask.
Fortunately for the DNC, the primaries will take out a couple of the worst offenders. Voters will show some balls in places where the DNC can’t.
This year President Trump got to watch his youngest son graduate from high school.
This year President Biden gets to watch his remaining son be convicted of a weapons felony and sentenced to federal prison.
The wrong Biden son died. I hear he was killed in Iraq. At least that’s what all of those Gold Star parents tell me.
Libbies might not even have to wait for the DNC convention to see their current candidate put out to pasture.
“If he fails, they have enough time to prop up a new puppet.”
BREAKING:
Austin, TX
The.Texas succession movement pledges nine dollars and forty five cents in response to Governor Greg Abbott’s Appeal to the Federal Government for relief funds because storms are strong.
@25
After about a year of everyone forgetting Comer’s investigation existed it bubbled up yesterday simply because MTG decided to be more cunty than usual.
We now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
A Friday close ⬆️ 40,000
MAGA Decoder Ring sez Talk about them dick pics.
In November, I may write-in JFK, Jr. The choices are fairly shitty in this presidential election. At least he’d not do any harm because the House and Senate wouldn’t support anything he might want to do.
@ 31
After about a year of everyone forgetting Comer’s investigation existed it bubbled up yesterday simply because
MTG decided to be more cunty than usualDemocrats are petrified that the American public will hear Biden’s overt senility in exactly the same context that Robert Hur witnessed it.Five edits in a 14 second ad that featured a video clip of Joe Biden were necessary earlier this week. Five edits in fourteen seconds.
Of course Democrats are petrified. They should be.
When will HA’s Maoists stop the biased censorship!?
Their sensitivity towards the Heterosexual Neanderthal virus is so snowflakeish. They’ll let anything else fly but let’s not talk about The HN Virus that’s costing lots of money, and morally corrupt country by pigs. 🐽 🐽 🐷 🐷 🐽
How many dead women’s today? How many raped!? Protect the horses! 🐷 🐖 🐖 🐷 🐽
@29
No one has their finger on the pulse of the electorate and the Democratic party quite like Vivek Ramaswamy.
I CAME IN THIRD AND FOURTH AND GOT THREE DELEGATES! YOU ALL SHOULD LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!
RAISE THE VOTING AGE!
I AM NOT A JOKE CANDIDATE!
@34
Tell us you’re old and don’t look at TikTok without telling us.
https://www.tiktok.com/@horseblood6/video/7369950037327023391?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7342770844139243014
Imagine a multi-billion dollar company doing 21 edits in a minute.
No one would ever ever do that right?
https://www.tiktok.com/@zoom/video/7301734862673759531?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7342770844139243014
Lauren Boebert bragged on Twitter that she has no gag reflex.
And in an odd way, this is why Babylon Bee has to rely on Chinese billionaire investors.
The things Dumbfuck doesn’t see that are getting big play on the state level.
Missouri Democrats sustained a filibuster on Friday and forced the legislature to abandon the effort to make Constitutional Amendment Initiatives all but impossible clearing the way for the legal abortion measure to appear on the November ballot.
Missouri goes blue.
After about a year of everyone forgetting Comer’s investigation existed it bubbled up yesterday
simply because MTG decided to be more cunty than usuallike everyone else, even Republicans could see that the Dow was about to break 40,000 and keep right on going up.That was then:
This is desperation:
Special guests: Those Democrat assholes who dressed like the Charlottesville assholes when Terry McAuliffe was flailing in 2021.
Where is Tim Kaine? Where is Abigail Spanberger?
In a D plus 4 Virginia poll, Trump is way, way within the margin of error:
“Virginia goes red.”
Give it another week and Biden will be losing in Washington DC.
According to Alito, a neighbor across the street put up a large “Fuck Trump” sign in his yard, and when his wife spoke to him about it, he called her a “cunt.” She then flew the American flag upside down.
Whether this was a distress signal or a MAGA retort is open to interpretation, but the Coast Guard is on the way.
@8 Not long enough. A psycho like him should never see the streets again.
Fabrizio. If Fabrizio (Average miss R+2.5) can’t show Trump in the lead then it’s not close.
@11 When he’s the only son you have left, he’s the one you’ve gotta love.
Now wait for Doctor Dumbfuck to make some snide remark about the dead son.
@27 So if a district is in play, you accuse the Democrat of saying “I support Hamas,” when the only person who said it is one of yours.
Great strategy. And the swing voters in that district are thinking, “You must think we’re stupid.” Ryan by 8 points in 2024.
According to Dumbfuck, the closer a district is, the bigger lies Republicans should tell about their opponent.
Hey, Gluesenkamp-Perez might get to run against Joe Kent again this year! So far, she’s outraising him 4-to-1.
WA-3 stays blue.
What’s Loren Culp
runningwalking for this year?@29 Boy, Vivek’s got that nailed. Just like he nailed the primaries with his age 25 voting age.
@34 “Of course Democrats are petrified.”
I didn’t get that memo. I don’t think any of us did.
Speaking of prodigal sons, Brent Bozell the younger is headed for the slammer for Jan. 6.
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/17/conservative-activist-son-sentenced-capitol-attack-leo-brent-bozell-iv-00158750
This is a video of last night’s police shooting on I-5 in Everett. Sure looks like Hammer Man was high on drugs. Lights out for good.
https://x.com/KyleMoewnderson/status/1791343430981099660
23)The MBA Bean counters will say the company needs them. Probably say, how the company manage to last before they showed up?