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Comments

  1. 1

    Are HA libbies enjoying the increasingly difficult and clearly unsuccessful effort to convince themselves that there’s nothing wrong with our corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president?

  6. 6

    @3 “Of course liberals continue to support Biden democracy. The alternative is Momala dictatorship.”

    Why do I have ftfy, dummy? Because you’re a dumbfuck.

  8. 8

    @1, 4, and 5.

    Joe Biden has been a great President and will continue to be a great President for another 4 years.

    Memory of inconsequential information isn’t indicative with the ability to be smarter and function better the a dimbfuck, fat, useless, fascist, lying and fraudulent pig, such as Drumpf.

    I don’t remember what I had for lunch yesterday, nor do I care to remember such petty shit. But I know I have more IQ then Dumbfuck Doctor Doolittle here.

    Don’t let them play the false narrative, tell the fuckers what they say means shot.

    Now release the hold do I can type this stuff on a normal keyboard. Get over your sensitivity of The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus!

  11. 11

    I heard on FM local radio here in DE how Michelle Obama is going to step in for Joe as the Dem presidential candidate when the time is needed.

    These people really are off their rockers, they’re nut jobs, stoking fears and racism.

    Give them the 🖕

  13. 13

    More of what to expect from the “very fine people” of the racist right:>

    “Highly acclaimed North Carolina chef Ashleigh Shanti, who owns a restaurant that celebrates Black history through its food and decor, says a group of racists shut off the power while customers were dining and left a racist sticker near the restaurant’s entrance.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/black-restaurant-owner-targeted/

  15. 15

    increasingly difficult and clearly unsuccessful

    COVID VAX
    Restoring 20 million jobs lost under Trump
    American Rescue Plan
    One trillion dollar infrastructure bill
    Safer Communities Act
    3.5% unemployment
    Veterans healthcare
    Ended the longest war in US history
    Rescued Ukraine
    Rebuilt and expanded NATO
    Inflation Reduction Act
    CHIPS and Science Act
    Violence Against Women Act
    Respect for Marriage Act
    Student Loan Forgiveness

    It’s only a partial list and only from the last three years. It’s been so much accomplished in such a short time I probably lose track of a few things and forget to include them. Like my great Supreme Court nominee who is incredible. Or the thousands of Jan 6 criminal rioters we’ve tracked down. Or the great new Senators I’ve helped get elected.

    And now I have delivered to Republicans the most aggressive and comprehensive border security bill in history.

    I’m a hugely successful guy.
    And I probably make it all look too easy when you compare me to the other guys. What can I say?

    I’m just better at this stuff than they are.

  16. 16

    What do you guys think? Is Bob Hur mulling a GOP political career? Or is he just a scared little toady fearful of being lynched by his own mob?

    MSNBC legal analyst Ken Dilanian “explained that the attack on Biden would give Hur something to use in his defense for not bringing charges against the sitting president when he is interrogated by angry Republicans.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/robert-hur-angry-republicans/

  17. 17

    How d’ya like this raging BIDENFLATION?

    “The prices consumers pay in the marketplace rose at an even slower pace than originally reported, according to closely watched revisions the government released Friday. Updates to the consumer price index showed that the broad basket of goods and services measured increased 0.2% on the month, less than the originally reported 0.3%, the Labor Department’s Bureau of Labor Statistics said.”

    https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/09/-inflation-in-december-was-even-lower-than-first-reported-the-government-says.html

    By November, Democrats will be running on a high-growth, low-inflation economy, and Trump will call it a “disaster.”

  19. 19

    @ 11

    Curiously, the restaurant had opened for business only two weeks before.

    Jussie Redux.

  20. 20

    A vice president should be someone who understands the job description, and someone who doesn’t understand the job description shouldn’t be vice president.

    https://www.rawstory.com/elise-stefanik-trump-2667227576/?cx_testId=6&cx_testVariant=cx_undefined&cx_artPos=2&cx_experienceId=EXC93HV4HK4I#cxrecs_s

    Unlike Doctor Dumbfuck’s silly bleatings about Michelle Obama standing in for Biden, Trump’s candidacy and Stefanik’s pathetic efforts to get on his ticket pose real issues. Btw, fwiw Michelle is more qualified than Trump or Stefanik.

  22. 22

    It doesn’t matter if the North Atlantic circulation collapses. It’s only “bad news for the climate system and humanity.” Other species can and will adapt to climate change by migrating away from once-temperate zones covered by ice sheets and former rain forests turned into deserts to newly habitable zones. Sea level rise won’t matter a squeak to rabbits; we’ll hop to higher ground. And we won’t mind a bit if you stupid humans aren’t around anymore fucking up the ecology. For the first time in eons, the rest of biota will have peace and stability.

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/09/climate/atlantic-circulation-collapse-weather-climate/index.html

  24. 24

    I’m not getting the connection of a restaurant with comment #11. What is the relationship?

    What restaurant?

  25. 25

    And we won’t mind a bit if you stupid humans aren’t around anymore fucking up the ecology

    They aren’t humans, they are Heterosexual Neanderthals.

  28. 28

    @24 He probably meant @13 but can’t read numbers because he’s drinking before lunch again.

  29. 29

    The ‘migrant shoplifter’ we beat down live on Hannity saying ‘his mother felt that in Venezuela’ is actually a U.S. Citizen who had not shoplifted a damn thing?

    Is there a way we can be sure he has no idea what a civil case is?

  30. 30

    @ 20

    Btw, fwiw Michelle is more qualified than Trump or Stefanik.

    Yes, “Marry well.” has always gotten Democrat women places. Just ask Bill Gates’ ex.

  31. 31

    29,
    You’ll want to recall that the guy who filmed Seattle Police hosing down a completely innocent seven year old kid with chemical weapons and then published it to the world was immediately thereafter violently arrested by SPD and accused by his arresting officers of illegally using a laser pointer. SPD filed no criminal documents of any kind to support the arrest. They moved the gentleman four times over the course of three days to prevent his attorney from locating him. Then released him without charges or explanation. There was no laser recovered or any witness accounts to support the allegation and no affidavits were ever filed in support of the arrest.

    OPA did nothing about it. Neither did SPD command staff.

    FOX News camera operators and Hannity might want to lay low for a while.

    Cops don’t make us safer. Vigilante groups really don’t make us safer.

  32. 32

    @27,

    They both appear to suffer from tertiary stage syphillis.

  33. 33

    Climate scientist Michael E. Mann, who has warded off numerous attacks by deniers and rightwing politicians (see details here), took a blogger who compared him to a pedophile to court and won a $1 million judgment.

    One of the bloggers was fecal steyn a long time hero of ha trolls and especially teh kreepshit of widbee.

  35. 35

    @ 34

    It’s a well-established fact that Democrats don’t give two shits about inner-city youth, whether they be Chicagoans, Gazans, or in this case both:

    The Alagha brothers, who were born in Chicago, are among fewer than 50 U.S. citizens known to still be trying to flee Gaza amid the war.

    Hell, Biden thinks they’re Mexicans, anyway.

  36. 36

    Tennessee’s gonna rev up Ol’ Sparky for this guy, if a police bullet isn’t deployed for electricity conservation. I honestly don’t know what people who shoot cops are thinking. He will be caught. Every police agency in the country will spare no effort to find him. If he submitted to arrest, he’d do a few years in prison, then be out again. Now he’ll never get out, if he makes it to the prison gates.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tennessee-manhunt-kenneth-dehart-deputy-shooting_n_65c65f94e4b0fb721d60f7a4

  38. 38

    Matt Gaetz is back on the hot seat. “The House Ethics Committee is taking a major step in reviving an inquiry into Rep. Matt Gaetz’s (R-FL) alleged dalliances with underage teens, reports the New York Times.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-underage-girls-2667227719/

    He also tried to board a plane with a taser, and when he was busted by a TSA gate screener, he claimed he “forgot” he had it.

    https://www.rawstory.com/gaetz-taser-tsa/

    HTF do you “forget” you’re carrying a taser?

  41. 41

    @39,

    Are you kidding me?

    I’ve been running circles around that sick fuck since before his second impeachment, his third civil trial defeat, his sixth bankruptcy, and his eighth liposuction. He needs assistance getting out of bed after his second daily nap.

    He didn’t get anything done as President because he couldn’t. The job was more than he could ever handle on the few occaisions he showed up to work.

    He’s a bum.

  42. 42

    @ 38

    HTF do you “forget” you’re carrying a taser?

    Ask Byrd, the asshole who killed the petite and very un-scary Ashli Babbitt. Once he forgot his firearm in a bathroom.

  43. 43

    Determined to lose Missouri too,

    In voting NOT to amend the state’s strict abortion prohibition to allow for rape or incest, State Senator Rick Brattin

    “If you want to go after the rapist, let’s give him the death penalty. Absolutely, let’s do it, But not the innocent person caught in between that, by God’s grace, may even be the greatest healing agent you need in which to recover from such an atrocity.”

    Hear that ladies, don’t trouble your pretty little heads. Possibly the best way to get over that trauma of rape is raising a baby that you never consented to conceive. My sky daddy wanted you that way. I’m sorry what? Well clearly the Sky Daddy wanted you to get raped too. It’s all his plan.

    And for Jesus’ love you need to NOT sign the petition to put legal abortion on the ballot in November or BURN IN HELL!

  45. 45

    @42

    You know what happened when he shot that person who was actively committing a felony?

    The 20 or so others actively engaged in a felony stood down.

    We continue to find the one single cop who’s dick you won’t suck after they kill a perp.

    Nice.

  46. 46

    North Dakota MAGA Republican lawmaker covers himself in glory while threatening state troopers and claiming to have the state AG on speed dial to “fix” his DUI.

    https://youtu.be/VhJZI3VeTNI

    It really seemed to bother him that the duly sworn officer arresting him had an accent.

  47. 47

    @42 “Ask Byrd, the asshole heroic police officer who killed the petite and very un-scary terrorist Ashli Babbitt at the last line of defense. Once he forgot his firearm in a bathroom,” which has absolutely nothing to do with the violent attempt to overthrow the government and prevent the inauguration of a duly-elected president on Jan. 6, 2021, that your ilk so cravenly celebrates by misusing words like “protest” and “patriots.”

  48. 48

    It’s truly sad to see you and Elise Stefanik on your knees taking turns sucking Trump’s dick to keep the insurrectionists pacified.

  49. 49

    @46 Thank God that belligerent drunk is off the highway until he sobers up. We need more cool English cops.

    As a followup, “Rios … pleaded guilty to drunk driving and was sentenced to nearly one year of unsupervised probation and a $1,000 fine. In an apology statement, he said … ‘I owe it to myself, my district, and everyone and I vow to make sure this never happens again,’” according to Wikipedia. No, this asswipe owes it to the public and legislature to resign, but he’ll never do that.

    By the way, what kind of name is Nico Rios? Sounds foreign. He was born in the south side of Chicago, but were his parents migrants who came over the southern border from Venezuela when Reagan failed to guard it? Just curious, because he doesn’t look very American.

  51. 51

    @42,

    It is generally agreed that crazed suicidal backpack bombers are a much greater immediate threat to officer safety than a guy selling loose cigarettes.

  52. 52

    Since first getting elected in 2006 I have never managed to pass even a single piece of legislation.

    But I’ve been on television almost as much as Trump.

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