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    My proudest accomplishment from this past year has to be passage of the House resolution to rename the third park bench on the south side of the parking lot at the entrance to the National Wayside the name of which I can’t precisely recall because of the emotion of this moment.

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    The HA Gods really suck. They are still censoring me. And doing it with biased. They provide good reason why? They are snowflakes that are sensitive to reality.

    I wanted to post a little thing about Bob having to keep his skirt in the closet, and how sad that is, but thanks HA Censors.

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    How to make libbies care about anything but Gaza:

    Meanwhile, the conflict has taken a heavy toll on YemeniPalestinian civilians, making YemenGaza the world’s worst humanitarian crisis. The UN estimates that 60 percent of the estimated 377,000 deaths in YemenGaza between 2015 and the beginning of 2022 were the result of indirect causes like food insecurity and lack of accessible health services. Two-thirds of the population, or 21.6 million YemenisPalestinians, remain in dire need of assistance. Five million are at risk of famine, and a cholera outbreak has affected over one million people. All sides of the conflict areOnly Israel is reported to have violated human rights and international humanitarian law.

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    @3

    A highly classified binder that previously was only viewable within CIA HQ was sent to the White House to be redacted and declassified so Donald could ‘prove’ the Russia hoax in the final days of his Administration.

    It is reported that the binder included information on Russian agents the CIA had turned as well as known and under surveillance.

    It is missing. Its last known whereabouts is within the White House. It is NOT within the contents of the boxes seized from Trump properties.

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    Kamala Harris is nothing if not influential.

    The influence:

    WHITE HOUSE
    Kamala Harris pushes White House to be more sympathetic toward Palestinians

    More recently, Harris has spoken out about Israel’s military tactics in stern terms. After meeting in Dubai with leaders from Egypt, Jordan and the United Arab Emirates, Harris reiterated that Israel had a right to defend itself — but added that “it matters how” Israel goes about that task.

    “The United States is unequivocal: International humanitarian law must be respected. Too many innocent Palestinians have been killed. Frankly, the scale of civilian suffering, and the images and videos coming from Gaza are devastating. It is truly heartbreaking.”

    The result:

    White House national security adviser Jake Sullivan affirmed the United States’ continued support for Israel in its war against Hamas on Friday, playing down differences over the way the war is being fought and agreeing with Israeli officials that it would continue for “months.”

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    @4

    Did you just discover that Saudis and UAE with aid and funding from the US has been waging a proxy war against Iran in Yemen since 2015?

    Thank you for being late to the party.

    But Fuck you for pretending that the suffering of ONE group of Muslims lessens the suffering of ANOTHER.

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    @ 6

    Mystery solved. Cassidy has the answer.

    One theory has emerged about the binder’s whereabouts.

    Cassidy Hutchinson, one of Meadows’ top aides, testified to Congress and wrote in her memoir that she believes Meadows took home an unredacted version of the binder. She said it had been kept in Meadows’ safe and that she saw him leave with it from the White House.

    “I am almost positive it went home with Mr. Meadows,” Hutchinson told the January 6 committee in closed-door testimony, according to transcripts released last year.

    No word on whether Cassidy Hutchinson has yet changed her story on this one, too.

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    @ 8

    But Fuck you for pretending that the suffering of ONE group of Muslims lessens the suffering of ANOTHER.

    Meanwhile, self-righteous HA libbies hype the self-inflicted suffering of one group of Muslims to the complete exclusion of the suffering of another.

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    The dumbfuck Nazi coward hates Cassidy Hutchison.

    Just kidding. Truth is, the dumbfuck Nazi coward hates all women.

    We all know why.

  13. 13

    The dumbfuck Nazi coward @12 hates all Muslims just like he hates all Jews.

    “JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US!!”

    The POS traitor isn’t fooling anybody.

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    What was it Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit called them?

    Illinois NAACP president faces backlash after referring to migrants as ‘savages’

    “These immigrants have come over here, they’re raping people, they’ve been breaking into homes, they’re like savages as well. They don’t speak the language, and they look at us like we were crazy,” Haley said in the video, obtained by the local news outlet.

    Imagine how many similar-thinking black people are gonna vote for Trump in November.

    Hey, did y’all libbies notice this lil’ item

    The jobless rate for Black men age 20 or older spiked more than 1 percentage point to 6.4% from October’s 5.3%.Dec 8, 2023

    buried in last week’s jobs report?

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    Re @ 4 @ 8 and considering that Maersk just shut down its Red Sea shipping due to recent attacks by the Houthis, I’d like to place this little item into evidence:

    Revocation of the Terrorist Designations of Ansarallah
    PRESS STATEMENT

    ANTONY J. BLINKEN, SECRETARY OF STATE

    Effective February 16, I am revoking the designations of Ansarallah, sometimes referred to as the Houthis, as a Foreign Terrorist Organization (FTO) under the Immigration and Nationality Act and as a Specially Designated Global Terrorist (SDGT) pursuant to Executive Order (E.O.) 13224, as amended.

    FEBRUARY 12, 2021

    Yeah, that worked.

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    It is missing. Its last known whereabouts is within the White House.

    I’m doing everything I possibly can. A little help?

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    Most days he barely makes it to the lunch dessert course.

    POLITICS
    Cornel West thinks Biden won’t make it to the general election

    “I’m just saying that I’m open to those possibilities, given the fluidity of the situation,” he said when pressed on the prospect of Biden terminating his presidential bid. “He’s running out of gas.”

    So is the nation’s SPR under his leadership.

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    Most days he barely makes it to the lunch dessert course…

    …while successfully plotting his intergalactic conspiracy to sell our adrenochrome to reptile aliens made of light living on a secret base on the dark side of the moon.

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    Trump is 6 feet, 2 inches tall and weighs 244 pounds. That places his body mass index, or BMI, at about 30.5, making him technically obese, and his family health history and average normal life expectancy has him dropping dead in 2027 after severely declining from Alzheimer’s.

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    Someone got up this morning and read an article on Yemen.

    Never mind that’s it’s been a thing ‘the lefties’ have been talking about for seven years.

    Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), along with Sens. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) and Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), on Thursday introduced a joint resolution in the Senate to direct the removal of U.S. Armed Forces from unauthorized involvement in the war between the Saudi-led coalition and the Houthis in Yemen. The resolution, which is supported by a bipartisan group of more than 100 members of Congress in the House, is considered privileged in the Senate and can receive a vote on the floor as soon as ten calendar days following introduction.

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    Here’s a quick quiz.

    Without the Google.

    Who are the Houthis? How did they come to occupy the Weatern part of Yemen? Who is the Saudi backed ‘leader’ of Yemen and who agreed to step aside in August of last year? Where was he residing since early in the current civil war? Why is the Saudi/UAE coalition violating the Truce his departure began? How much Iranian support did the Houthis receive prior to Saudi military intervention? Fd r

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    @ 25

    As soon as Queen YLB can answer why the US Senate Majority Leader would care about the results of a Virginia legislative race, I’ll consider taking your quiz.

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    YLB can answer why the US Senate Majority Leader would care about the results of a Virginia legislative race

    I can answer but you can’t pay me enough.. rule remains.. I don’t answer to degen misogynist shit-ass trolls or do their bidding..

    Till the server goes cold and the troll comes “to that certain day”, the day it babbles that”ll be the best stuff ever to happen to my two sons.

    yawwwwn.. as for the quiz.. what a cowardly dodge..

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    The jobless rate for Black men age 20 or older spiked more than 1 percentage point to 6.4% from October’s 5.3%.Dec 8, 2023

    Thanks, Fed. Policy is having intended effect for ‘flayshun..

    6 rate cuts in 2024 to the rescue. How about that stock market? Ya know the one drumpf babbled that Joe would crash.

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    @1

    Hey I thought it was pretty good!

    I mean, marxists are pretty shitty in bed anyway, so this was a good way to spice things up.

    Kshama isnt sure yet about a repeat. Will let you know, Hannah.

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    Little maxwhipple @1 is obsessed with The Stranger..

    So indicative of its “best life” after turning tail and running from Western Washington..

    still afraid to carry its popgun while driving its tonka toy running on iranian oil.. yawwwn.. what a silly bore..

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    GOP primary voters’ lack of concern over all my rapes and crimes are very different from the general electorate’s.

    This difference will grow steadily over time.

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    When cognitively impaired failed actor Raygun delivered his absurd “Mourning in America” speech in September of 1984 unemployment and inflation stood at 7.3% and 4.3% respectively.

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    btw, little maxie @ 1

    Dori Monson is dead.. and the world is a still troubled but undeniably better place for it.

    and teh kreepshit claims my two sons are better off as well. What a bargain!

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    3 – I’m being “moderated” because I say things that piss off “highly educated” liberal progressive idiots like the rodent and McFuckhead.

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    Unanamous verdict in Giuliani damages for Defamation

    Compensatory damages:
    Moss awarded: $16,998,000
    Freeman awarded: $16,171,000

    Emotional distress:
    Moss awarded: $20 million
    Freeman awarded: $20 million

    Punitive damages:
    Combined $75 million

    Total awarded $148.169 million

    May not be discharged through bankruptcy.

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    I’m being “moderated” because I say things that piss off “highly educated” liberal progressive idiots like the rodent and McFuckhead.

    I knew you’d show up here. Where’s my money!!

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    In the filing that began the lawsuit the two plaintiffs, Freeman and Moss only sought $48 million. The Fulton County jury returned more than three times the requested amount.

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    31

    Dori may be dead, but its apparent he still lives rent free in your head.

    bwahahahahhahahahahahha

    Poor YLB, still TRAPPED in western WA.

    its a big world out there – too bad you dont have the balls or the coin to go experience it.

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    The profoundly stupid troll’s Confidential Human Source will now proceed to drink himself to liver failure unless the court can secure control of his funds in time to prevent it.

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    White man: every last thing you have, every dollar, dime and penny, every custom designer suit, every $50,000 wristwatch, every cigar, every bottle of single malt Scotch, every home, every car, every stock and bond certificate, every piece of furniture, every bottle in your wine cellar, every silk necktie, even your socks and underwear…

    … it all now belongs to me. All of it. Whatever you keep will be at my discretion and at my say so. You have nothing but what I grant you now. Whatever you earn will be mine. Whatever anyone gives to you, they give to me.

    I own you. All your works and labor for the rest of your life redound to me exclusively.

    How’s that feeeeel?

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    “Israeli soldiers are being told to ‘exercise additional caution’ when encountering people in civilian clothes … after the Israel Defense Forces said it accidentally killed three Israeli hostages in Gaza.” — CNN

    Well, they did look Palestinian civilians. A little. Couldn’t get a good look at them through the fog of war. Finish them, and let God sort ’em out.

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    “We have to get real. Speech because it’s sympathetic to Palestinians or because it’s critical to Israeli military or because it evokes a sense of conscience for humanity, it doesn’t make it antisemitic, it doesn’t make it anti-Jewish, it’s not disruptive and it’s not inciteful,” Saleh said.

    Oh yes it does …

    “You can wish peace to Israel and say free Palestine at the same time.”

    Oh no you can’t …

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    “The contemporary GOP base is increasingly comprised of Americans who perceive themselves to be the ‘losers’ in the knowledge economy …”

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/14/opinions/haley-trump-desantis-donors-2024-al-gharbi/index.html

    Well yeah … I mean, if you’re a flat-earther who rejects science, believes the moon walks were faked, and embraces crazy conspiracy theories and Ken Ham’s dinosaur petting zoo as all the truth you’ll ever need, you’re unlikely to thrive in a knowledge economy …

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    @44 I just bought all of Rudy’s stuff for $100. He understands he won’t be able to keep the $100. Better garnish it before he spends it.

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    G-clown’s claimed interest in national politics, explained.

    EXCLUSIVE: Senate Staffer Caught Filming Gay Sex Tape In Senate Hearing Room (GRAPHIC)

    The fudgepacked dude works for Ben Cardin. G-clown wants you to know that if you say it with a cock in your mouth it sounds a little like Big Hardon.

    Ted Hitchcock has been called worse, guys.

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    In other news, DeSantis is at an all-time low at 12.4 in the RCP 2024 Fascist Party polls and is only a half point above Nikki.

    Momamla whoops Nikki and Desantis in favorability, and her unfavorability rating is less than Orange Jesus.

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    @34

    Those anti-semites.

    The deaths of the hostages sparked protests in Tel Aviv, according to reports in local media.

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    @ 52

    What an interesting way to report that Nikki Haley’s net favorability is plus 10, which is 18 points higher than Momala’s, and that the only other national politicians who have positive net favorability in the most recent poll are

    [checks notes]

    Donald Trump and Speaker Mike Johnson.

    Let’s recap, shall we? The only politicians with net positive favorability ratings are Nikki Haley, Donald Trump, and Mike Johnson. Republicans all.

    One would think that a wise liberal wouldn’t want that broadcast on a libbie blog. And yet here we are.

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    @ 34, 53

    I think many more – Americans or not – should accidentally die at the hands of the Israelis. I’m lonely.

    Almost no one comes to my memorial pancake breakfasts these days.

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    Palestinians won’t think twice about attacking Israel again, but if we kill all their babies, eventually there won’t be any left to think.

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    @ 56

    @54 Was this an InfoWars poll of InfoWars subscribers?

    No, but you’re a bloviating asshole, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. And too fucking lazy to look it up for yourself, apparently.

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    It’s news that Israel accidentally killed three of its own in a raid this week.

    A far cry fewer than the number of Palestinians killed in that parking lot outside the hospital by the wayward Islamic Jihad rocket. Which was also news, although so many “trusted” US sources blamed Israel for it.

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    @ 59

    Enjoy that.

    Rivian Owner Waits 3 Years for R1S, Bricks it in a Snow Bank 2 Days Later

    “I hit about 2 ½-feet of snow and it just stopped right there,” Merrill told Insider. “I had seen all the Rivian marketing campaigns with the cars just eating through the snow so it was kind of like, man this is disappointing.”

    Merrill said that he’s dislodged cars from snowbanks before, and enlisted another vehicle to help pull him out. While he was sitting in the driver’s seat, unbuckled, rocking the R1S out of the snowbank, he said that he accidentally triggered a safety feature that got the car stuck between the park and drive gears.
    …
    Merrill ended up spending $2,100 to get his SUV towed off the unplowed road to a Rivian service center hundreds of miles away. And in the end, it wasn’t really the breakdown of the vehicle that soured Merrill on the brand, but his experience trying to get his vehicle serviced.

    Merrill said he later learned that a simple reset may have resolved the issue that bricked his car, without requiring a service visit. But that solution did not come up in his initial call with Rivian’s customer service, he said.

    A Rivian representative later apologized to Merrill and offered to pay for the repairs, but the company refused to pay the $2,100 transportation fee, he said. After Insider called Rivian this week to ask about Merrill’s experience, a Rivian representative called Merrill offered to cover the $2,100 bill.

    The final straw for Merrill happened, he said, when the car was returned to him and a critical error message showed on his dash saying that the Rivian needed to go back to the service center.

    “The attitude the whole time from customer service was that a Rivian owner should be able to handle this no problem,” Merrill said. “They just think this should be nothing for me and it’s not nothing.”

    I got my 4WD tractor stuck in mud on our property and an earthmover had to get it out. In the same place the subsequent owner of that property hired a dirt guy, who got his Skidsteer stuck and required heavier equipment to extricate it. Shit happens.

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    @62 Any stuck vehicle with its wheels off the ground has to be pulled out, Teslas included. Unless you believe Elon’s cars can levitate …

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    Just because you have 4WD and a powerful engine doesn’t mean you can climb over a snowbank. But some idiots will try.

  65. 65

    Just because you have 4WD and a powerful engine doesn’t mean you can climb over a snowbank. But some idiots will try.

    And then there was this guy …

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    @61 “I got my 4WD tractor stuck in mud on our property and an earthmover had to get it out. In the same place the subsequent owner of that property hired a dirt guy, who got his Skidsteer stuck and required heavier equipment to extricate it. Shit happens.”

    Reminds me of a farmer next to Puget Sound who had a lucrative side hustle using his tractor to pull cars off the tide flats.

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    @59 The Cyber Truck doesn’t really have much to do with it. It’s just along for the ride on street tires that have seen better days.

    This is why you get off-road tires if you’re going off-road. And a winch, so you can haul yourself out when (not if) the ground is too soft for tires to grip.

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    And then there was the time it snowed a lot in Seattle, and a lot of people were getting stuck on the freeway ramp and I was pulling them out with my Blazer, and I could see nothing was moving on the freeway so I warned a guy not to go down there, and he swore at me and went down on the freeway, and … I can’t swear he’s still there, but I know for sure he didn’t make it home that night.

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    50,

    All of Confidential Human Source’s property and insurance records are included in discovery.

    A spell in prison for insurance fraud

    Or a spell in prison for misappropriation fraud.

    Cool choice.

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    It’s been over 10 years since Byron “Low Tax” Looper died in prison. Let us pause a moment to remember how much better off the world is without him.

    Looper, a Republican, positioned himself as the only candidate on the ballot for a Tennessee state senate seat by murdering his Democratic opponent 29 days before the election. A party can replace a dead candidate only until 30 days before the election.

    Nevertheless, he lost to a write-in candidate, 95.4% to 4.6%. He wouldn’t have been able to serve anyway, because he was caught and convicted of the murder.

    He needed a better campaign plan.

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    As I’ve posted before, Republican are pushing to solve America’s labor shortage by reinstating child labor.

    As an illustration of how language is fluid and changes over time, back when I was growing up, persons under age 21 were referred to in legal documents as “infants.” This archaic terminology is long gone, but we still call kids “kids” and teenagers “teens.”

    Now, a Florida GOP legislator wants to replace the terms “kids” and “teens” with “youth workers.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/florida-labor-shortage/

    Nobody calls teenagers “infants” anymore, but most of us will continue to call them kids and teens, and they’ll still be too young to be cannon fodder, but this Republican wants to call them “youth workers” because, well, because “child labor” has nasty connotations.

    Kinda like the connotations Republicans want to sidestep when they teach schoolchildren that slaves were “guest workers.”

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    Dori may be dead, but its apparent he still lives rent free in your head.

    And the world is a better place and according to another troll, my two sons are even better off.. Monson will not get an SS check!

    And little maxwipe still mourns.. awwww…

    A good bargain..

    btw, don’t “pop off” with your junior high racism in front of teh meskins.. you might find yourself dead with your ass hanging out a window..

    No SS check for you. Again according to the other troll, greatest shit ever for my two sons.. heh..

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    @ 75

    … just called the House GOP caucus a “Niagara Falls.”

    No, you insipid, bloviating fuck.

    The comment was that managing the wide-ranging and volatile caucus was like “drinking from Niagara Falls”.

    Once in your life, spend enough time digesting a piece to make sure you understand it before rushing to spew on HA.

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    Poor YLB, still TRAPPED in western WA.

    Poor little maxwhipple, still haunted by HA..

    the place where it babbled, “we buy iranian oil”…

    the place where it relived its “best life”, reliving junior high.

    yawwwn.. what a silly bore..

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    @61

    Here’s where critical thinking skills elude a Dumbfuck.

    Did you look at the article or just cut and paste? There’s a picture he took. Dude drove a vehicle into 2.5feet, he says, of fresh powder in a vehicle with a ground clearance of 15 inches.

    Is 30 inches double the ground clearance? Yes it is.

    That caused the undercarriage to pack a big ass chunks of hard pack snow causing collision impact on the single gear transmission. This is EXTREMLY likely to cause damage to any vehicle.

    This is negligence and is not going to be covered by any cars’ warranty. It would be covered by insurance. If you have the means to buy a $85k vehicle and don’t insure it for comprehensive with towing that’s on you.

    Meanwhile Rivian offered repair at no cost but expecting them to pay transport for your dumb ass decisions is out of line.

    He didn’t accidentally trigger a button push safety feature he fucked up his car bad by driving in an unsafe manner.

    The ordeal now has Merrill considering trading the R1S for a Toyota Tacoma or a similar gas-powered pickup truck, he said.

    The Tacoma has a ground clearance of 10 inches. (This is not a candidate for MENSA)

    “I had seen all the Rivian marketing campaigns with the cars just eating through the snow so it was kind of like, man this is disappointing.”

    “I saw a commercial once where a jeep was up on a cliff face with a 70 degree slope so I assumed I could do that.”

    “My happy meal seems so much smaller than the picture.”

    “I’ve been taking this cialis. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TWO OUTDOOR BATHTUBS?”

  81. 81

    @77

    So getting so close to something it will likely kill you.

    Yeah, nitpicking THAT metaphor makes you look good.

  82. 82

    This is what Doctor Dumbfuck gleefully pounded the table with:

    “There’s no denying the fact that the Democratic incumbent, nearly a full year before he’ll face voters, is not winning any popularity contests. A Pew Research Center poll released this week found Biden’s approval rating falling to a woeful 33% — in part because of waning support from his own party’s base.”

    This is the rest of that story:

    “But public support for congressional Republicans is even lower, and there’s broad public skepticism against the GOP’s impeachment push.”

    https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/early-evidence-suggests-gop-impeachment-push-might-help-biden-rcna129911

    So here’s the deal. When you’re at 33% approval, and your opponents are at somewhere around 0% approval, voters are gonna hold their noses and elect you. A messy win is still a win.

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    Because it’s truly ‘Freedom of Christianity…

    It says so in the Constitution. The one I never read. We fought King George for our right to be Christian. My God is an awesome God who delivered us from the British false Christians.”

    A devout Christian warning of the forces of Lucy, The Devil, Beelzebub (but not Baphomet because that has never been a ‘demon’ until very modern time) attacking the foundations of faith and leading her faith and its followers to hell destroyed the Satanic Temple’s legally protected and installed display in the Iowa Capitol.

    It’s not even a secret that the ‘In the name of Religious Freedom’ crowd means ‘stamp out every religion except ours. And by ours we don’t mean the Catholics, the Mormons or the Anglicans. It’s BAPTISM and that’s it. No fuck your false Jesus Lutherans. It’s just us. You MUST be born again or damnation.”

  86. 86

    @81

    I did an admittedly not so thorough search of recent Nikki Haley approval polls

    Here’s the thing about that Haley 10 . (Harvard/Harris) only 40% favorable, 30 un. That leaves 30% never heard or no opinion. Wait’lll they hear about her abortion positions, her….oh never mind, she’s just straight up not gonna be the nominee unless Trump strokes out before Iowa in a few short weeks.

    Distant 3rd in Iowa

    Down 30 Points in New Hampshire

    A distant fourth in Nevada

    Down 26 in her home fucking state.

    Down 40 in Michigan

    Distant 4th in Missouri

    The donations dry up when she gets trounced in the first five contests above and she rides a disabled scooter into Super Tuesday needed some BIG state outright victories like
    CA (Trump 71%)
    MA (Trump 55%, Haley…18)
    TX (Trump 67%, Haley 7)

    Desperately stroking himself to the idea that Haley is going to save the GOP for a liable for Rape, tax fraud, stripped of assets Insurrectionist election theft felon is GOP Pornhub.

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