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Y’all know about Joe the phony plumber.
Well now it’s Joe the horny plumber:
http://voices.washingtonpost.c.....g_man.html
I mean first there was the Chimp wearing a codpiece on a flight deck now there’s this guy. I love how the right wing works so hard to diminish themselves.
@1 Is Arizona still trying to extradite him for unpaid traffic tickets?
“Obama will call for increased oversight of ‘executive pay at all banks, Wall Street firms and possibly other companies’ as part of sweeping plan to ‘overhaul financial regulation’, NY TIMES reporting Sunday, newsroom sources tell DRUDGE… Developing… ”
The end of america as we know it.
Obama and this democrat controlled congress failed the American people. Thier pay should be cut by a 1/2 or let us vote on the pay, no perks, pay for own meals, speakers air force plane to be taken away. let her ride rail.
Why is John so angry? The Democrats are in charge. Yet he is still filled with anger and hate. He should be happy. His party is running the country. He was angry when the Republicans were in charge, and now he’s angry when the Democrats are in charge. Maybe he’s just an angry guy?
@3 Bush and the GOP congress failed the American people so badly it’s going to take a generation of Democratic presidents and congresses to clean up the toxic messes they left behind.
4 – I won’t speak for Jon but I’m a little miffed because 1) there’s a huge Republican mess to clean up that will only delay progress and 2) there’s idiots like you who are still working so hard to destroy this country.
@6
So you are admitting it doesn’t really matter which political party in charge, right?
@5
You still live in land of OZ.
One of these days you may wake up and see the truth.
Democrats live by lying their whole life ever so small is a lie.
@7 & 8: You both still have your heads up your asses. Wanna see a rabbit ass? Click here to get mooned by a bunny:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com.....e42a_b.jpg
7/8/9 If not each others’.
7 – Wrong. Republicans have shown since Nixon that they can’t be trusted.
I know it’s off-topic, but please forgive me.
Dear HA Ladies and Gentlemen, belatedly but with the usual great pleasure, I would like to announce this week’s winner of the Troll of the Week Award (aka The Golden Goat). Unlike the past couple weeks, we just did not see fervent scurry for the Goat. Sure, we had The Truth posting his usual nonsense, and probably setting a record for off-topic deletions for a week. We also saw Mr. Cynical posting the repetitive drivel that earned him the Goat last week. And, we saw a few of our other favorite trolls appearing periodically to fling some dung around. But, we just did not see the elbow-throwing, chest-bumping, get-down-and-dirty free-for-all that marked the last couple weeks’ competition. Rather, we saw one competitor take a big lead and just run with it. Simply, he lapped the field, then lapped it again. Man, we witnessed a blowout.
We all know him; we all love him. For years, he has kept us amused with a mixture of self-adulation, self-righteousness, and self-delusion that comes only with years of immersion in the deepest trenches of wingnuttery. We love him for the way he proclaims “victory” when his allegedly vanquished foe did not even know a competition was occurring. We love him for providing links that fail entirely to support whatever nonsense he might be spewing. We love him for providing us an example of how to be the perfect Christian, the perfect family man, the perfect American. (Just ask, or actually you don’t even have to ask, and he’ll tell you how charitable he is.) He also, let us not forget, has a perfect memory, according to him. We love him for his sock puppetry. We love him for assigning derogatory nicknames to other posters, which results in none of us knowing whom he’s talking to or about. We love him for the sheer volume of his posts, causing us to wonder: how the hell could someone be so talented at multitasking that he can be a superstar at his job, marriage, and church, and still constantly posting on HA? I hang my head in shame, recognizing I could never even reflect, let alone produce, the light that shines off this week’s winner of the Goat.
He’s earned it. None of us are surprised. We’re all grateful to him. And, the Goat goes to—
Puddybud. Dammit, you did it, man. With that beautiful wife of yours that you always tell us about, pop a bottle of bubbly, then kill the thing and have that wonderful marital sex you brag about. Call your kids. Update your curriculum vitae to identify yourself as a Golden Goat winner. Puddy, from the bottom of my heart, I offer you my congratulations. Cheers!
Well deserved! What a week he had. I wonder if in his acceptance speech there’ll be a hat tip to his sockpuppets, to whom he owes so much. And, of course, there’s Mr. KlynicalKLOWN. We’ve all witnessed how Mr. KlynicalKLOWN’s recent outburst of troll lust for him seems to have given Puddy wings.
13: “We’ve all witnessed how Mr. KlynicalKLOWN’s recent outburst of troll lust for him seems to have given Puddy wings.”
Curious phenomenon, isn’t it? I don’t know what to make of that. Puddy and Cynical need to embrace their man love and stop running away from their desires.
@14 I’ve avoided mentioning it until now. It’s pretty obvious something’s going on.
Roger Rabbit’s CEO Compensation Reform
Here it is, the long-awaited plan from the rabbit economics shop on how to treat shareholders fairly: CEOs are assigned a percentage of the profits or losses. If the company makes money, they get paid, and get to fuck the goat; if the company loses money, they pay the company, and the goat gets to fuck them.
I KNEW the asshole could pull it off!
YAYYYYY!!!!!!
I am sure Pubby’s family and friends are so proud!
What an honor!
@5
Sure sticking your neck out on that one, Perhaps in 16 years you will find a Democrat President that will be prepared to lead our nation. not as loser on job training with gloom and doom to scare Americas into the bowels of doom.
I want every American to know this obama hates you! and hates your high pay jobs.
@ 19 WOW. It looks like “The Truth” is really trying to scratch out a win for the Golden Goat. Perhaps we need a Golden Goat (juvenile) edition?
20
I’m starting to sense the aura of inevitability.