Note to self: Stephen Roach is the gun-toting drug dealer… Dan Roach is merely the campaign fund embezzler.
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Better not diss on Dan, or his wife will beat the crap out of you.
Does it still count as embezzlement if you notify the authorities and the public that you are taking the money? Sort of seems silly to break the rules and tell people you’re breaking them. Maybe it was just a misunderstanding.
Julie Ryan,
“Does it still count as embezzlement if you notify the authorities and the public that you are taking the money?”
Maybe…but that is certainly not what happened here. The issue came to light by a PDC complaint. And ultimately it was found that Roach was using profit disbursement checks (not payroll checks) as “documentation” of lost wages.
That sure smells like embezzlement to me!
Why don’t you ask your Progressive Pal, Cheatin’, Lyin’ Bastard Johnny Edwards what he thinks about this!
Edwards is the answer to all your LEFTIST PINHEADED moral jabs.
Cynical @4,
You know what… when Edwards challenges Roach for the 31st LD seat, feel free to make that comparison.
John Edwards does not hold elected office. Extramarital boinking doesn’t impact the public. Your inability tell apples from oranges is quite striking.
Goldy–
But, but aren’t all Dems like Progressive Johnny Edwards??
I just presume Roach’s Dem opponent is cut from the same low-life Progressive cloth.
Right?
We should actually ask Cheatin’, Lyin’ Bastard Flip Flop McSame what he thinks about this – since he cheated on his first wife when he found out she was disfigured in a car accident! He’s the answer to all the right wing, cum-drunk, ass-licking, inbred idiot’s moral jabs.
proud leftist spews:
“John Edwards does not hold elected office. Extramarital boinking doesn’t impact the public. Your inability tell apples from oranges is quite striking.”
He was boinking & cheating & lying while he was running.
So that’s ok??
7 “I just presume…”
That about says it all.
Hey, let’s throw in Eliot Spitzer!!
He was boinking a whore while Governor.
And Clinton was gettin’ blowjobs in the White House.
You KLOWNS run with a pretty loose crowd.
@4 You equate a Dem cheating on his wife to Republican pedophilia and goatfucking? You’re insane.
@9
Are you really unable to tell difference between sexual infidelity and stealing money? Is your brain that completely pickled?
@11 “He was boinking a whore while Governor.”
A Dem sticks with adults of his or her own species, something you Republicans might consider doing.
@11 You KLOWNS run with a pretty loose crowd.
Loose? What do you call a Republican who sexually assaults a 14 year-old girl?
http://www.stltoday.com/stltod.....enDocument
I call it typical Republican sexual deviancy. Pedos and goatfuckers – all of them.
Typical winger malarkey….totally obsessed with sex.
Steve @ 12
Sorry, man, but I must again chastise you for implying that goats consent to sex with Republicans, which, of course, they do not. Remember–goat raping, not goat fucking. Of course, given how tiny Republican dicks are, the goats are more insulted than injured by the attentions Republicans give them.
Talk about family values…the asswipe FlipFlop McSame doesn’t even know how many houses he owns.
This could be that moment in the campaign – fortunately, President Obama has gotten wind of it…
“The Obama campaign also announced 16 campaign events across the country to highlight the comment and try to turn the tables on McCain’s effort to cast him as an elitist. In the battleground state of Michigan, Obama’s campaign asked volunteers to guess how many houses McCain owned, a contest dubbed, “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: McCain Edition.””
Bye the way, here’s a site that helps put into perspective just how deviant the right wingers really are…
http://www.republicansexoffenders.com/
$21,504, dang!
On a side note, I just got an email inviting me to join Dino Rossi’s, “Team 129” whatever that is. The email didn’t explain what it was and when I tried to sign up the sign up didn’t work.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, you guys are talking about losers like Democratic Congressman Mel Reynolds..he hit the daily double!
Sex with a 16 year old and fraud!!!!!
Short memories KLOWNS!
From CNN–
WASHINGTON (CNN) — Former Illinois Democratic Congressman Mel Reynolds and his wife were indicted by a federal grand jury Thursday on a variety of fraud charges relating to personal and campaign finances.
The former Chicago lawmaker faces 16 felony counts returned by a grand jury in Chicago. His wife Marisol faces nine counts.
Reynolds, 44, resigned from Congress soon after he was convicted in August 1995 on charges of criminal sexual assault, obstruction of justice and solicitation of child pornography in a case stemming from his relationship with a 16-year-old campaign worker. Reynolds was sentenced to five years in prison for those crimes, and is expected to be released from the East Moline Correctional Institution in early 1998.
He was first elected to Congress in 1992.
The Justice Department said the new charges involve a variety of offenses including misuse of campaign funds and lying to the Federal Election Commission.
Specifically, Mel Reynolds is named in one count of bank fraud, two counts of wire fraud, eight counts of making false statements on loan applications, one count of conspiracy to defraud the Federal Election Commission, and four counts of making false statements to the FEC. Federal prosecutors allege both Mr. and Mrs. Reynolds tried to conceal from the FEC the way in which campaign contributions were spent.
The government says the couple directed various campaign workers to cash checks drawn on campaign accounts and to give the cash back to them. The Reynolds’ are charged with conspiring to defraud the FEC during his 1990, 1992 and 1994 campaigns for Congress by impeding the commission and making false statements about campaign expenditures.
Reynolds is also charged with defrauding four banks by making false statements to obtain $150,000 in personal loans.
Question–
Was an Ex- Democratic Congressman who did prison time for boinking a 16 year-old actually pardoned by a Democrat President who was boinking a fat intern then hired by a Democratic Presidential Candidate Man of the Cloth activist who was boinking a subordinate?
ANSWER:
Surprisingly, YES!
The cast of characters are Mel Reynolds, Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson.
Read about it all here:
http://www.snopes.com/politics.....ynolds.asp
Enjoy!
@21 1995?? Is that the best you can do? Hell, these days a Republican perv is busted for pedophilia or pigfucking at the rate of one a week. Case closed, fool.
@21, 22
Old news. All of those folks are footnotes now a days. Roach, however, is up for re-election.
@22 Got anything from this century? I didn’t think so. The GOP – the 21st Century political party of pedophiles and goatfuckers.
@17 I stand corrected. Baa means no!
http://buttons.cafepress.com/i...../209341556
Hey Cynical,
Granting that you’re desperate to divert attention away from el hijo de La Cucaracha, why in the world would you turn your attention to Johnny Edwards? What does a lefthanded-hitting National League catcher from the ’60s have to do with slimy Republican lawbreakers?
The Chimpanzee Administration wants to keep track of all our e-mail, telephone conversations, etc but it’s strange..
They can’t keep track of their own e-mail.
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/.....ail21.html
How convenient for them.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, you guys are talking about losers like Democratic Congressman Mel Reynolds..he hit the daily double!
Sex with a 16 year old and fraud!!!!!
Cyn, you’d vote for any one of these guys in a New York second:
http://www.republicansexoffenders.com/
Not to mention the Frenchy airplane loving guy with the $500 “Ferrygamos” loafers.
You went back to 1995 for Mel Reynolds? Shit, we didn’t have to go back even for a month!
@28 Lost email and an inability to remember anything that happened more than an hour ago. I reckon it’s kept more than a few of them out of prison. For now.
“Not to mention the Frenchy airplane loving guy with the $500 “Ferrygamos” loafers.”
Why does John McCain hate America’s shoemakers?
Steve @ 31 said: “Why does John McCain hate America’s shoemakers?”
Uh, are there any left?
@28
Believing that the Bush Administration’s inability to track and archive their own email is an accident is almost on par with still believing that they care about finding Bin Laden.
@32 “Uh, are there any left?”
http://www.danner.com/home.do
http://www.capeshoe.com/
Why does John McCain hate American shoemakers??
N in Seattle–
I remember going to a Milwaukee Braves games against Cincy in the early 60’s….I think it was around ’64 because they had this crazy kid on the team named Pete Rose.
Who could forget Frank Robinson & Vada Pinson!
I think “Tailwind” Tommy Harper was also on that team.
Great pitchers like Jim Maloney, O’Toole, Joey Jay.
Fred Hutchison was the manager.
Now we are talking about something really important N!!
Baseball Trivia.
I grew up a fan of the Braves, Cubs and White Sox….but I was a Yankee fanatic!!
Johnny Edwards, the catcher, was a big, tough bastard but never hit many homers.
Johnny Edwards, the slimey, lying, cheating Democrat bastard, apparently hit plenty of homers with his balls not in the homepark..if ya know what I mean.
@35 “I remember going to a Milwaukee Braves games against Cincy in the early 60’s”
And you call me old? I used to know the entire line-up of the early 60’s Yankees. Let’s see, Yogi Berra, Mickey Mantle, Whitey Ford, Clete Boyer, Al Downing, Tom Tresh, Roger Maris, Elston Howard, Ralph Terry, Bill Stafford, Tony Kubek, Bobby Richardson, Moose Skowran. Hmm, help me out here…
The GOP – the 21st Century political party of pedophiles and goatfuckers.
08/21/2008 at 4:02 pm
Of course they still manage to beat a dem when it comes to POTUS. You dems enjoy the repeat three peat come November. hehehehehehe
@35 “Fred Hutchison was the manager.”
A Franklin HS grad. I’m also a Quaker. I think Hutch was in the same class as Dewey Soriano.
@38 Word gets out about the goatfucking and you guys are toast. Spread the word! Republicans fuck goats!!
Have y’all seen Judicial Watch’s Top 10 Most Corrupt Politician List?
http://www.judicialwatch.org/j.....cians-2007
B. Hussein O-blah-blah comes in at #8…up from honorable mention.
Steve–
How about Bob Cerv, Johnny Blanchard and of course, Hector Lopez!!
And how could you forget the great reliever, Luis Arroyo (with the fabulous screwball).
Steve–
JOE PEPITONE!
JIM BOUTON (crazy bastard)
Wow a corrupt politician list from a republican asshole group like Judicial Watch.
Too bad FlipFlop McSame isn’t on top of the list where he’s supposed to be. He should have done time for Keating Five and who knows how many nefarious deals he’s in to.
Heck he probably doesn’t even know since he doesn’t even know how many houses he owns!
@38 Word gets out about the goatfucking and you guys are toast. Spread the word! Republicans fuck goats!!
An elitist liberal is even a bigger liability than a goat fucker, you will see. heheehehehe
Too bad FlipFlop McSame isn’t on top of the list where he’s supposed to be. He should have done time for Keating Five and who knows how many nefarious deals he’s in to.
Yeah and that deal with Tony Rezco sure doesn’t look good on McCain during this mortgage crisis… wait that is the other guy. My bad. hehehe
The Roach Family
Hopefully we will always have one in state government. Just for the comic relief alone.
“Who took my flowers!”
I must say listening to you donks on corruption sure is entertaining. Sort of like listening to a career bank robber complain about a teenage shoplifter. hehehehe Good stuff.
I am Republican – I lie, cheat and steal when I’m not being a family man (fat bitch whore) or a crying hypocrite. Self Righteous moral compass bastard that I am. Hail Hitler!
@32 It looks like H.S. Trask still makes their shoes in America. Super comfy and they last forever.
Hey Dog or Bitch or whatever.
Between the two – the one that brought about charges, criminal convictions, etc. was the REPUBLICAN scandal – or would you prefer people don’t remember that.
Speaking of cheating, lying republicans – let’s start up the famous BBGOP list of criminal republicans. It’s four or five to one over Dems last count.
I’ll get started with a perfect example of republican family values…
Here is how the deeply religious right keeps their wedding vows…
* Ronald Reagan – divorced the mother of two of his children. Married Nancy Davis who bore him a daughter only 7 months after the marriage. (affair)
* Bob Dole – divorced the mother of his child, who had nursed him through the long recovery from his war wounds.
* Newt Gingrich – divorced his wife who was dying of cancer. (had affair with staffer)
* Dick Armey – Former House Majority Leader – divorced
* Sen. Phil Gramm of Texas – divorced
* Gov. John Engler of Michigan – divorced
* Former Gov. Pete Wilson of California – divorced
* George Will – divorced
* Sen. Lauch Faircloth – divorced
* Rush Limbaugh – Rush and his current wife Marta have six marriages and four divorces between them.
* Rep. Bob Barr of Georgia – Barr, not yet 50 years old, has been married three times. Barr had the audacity to author and push the “Defense of Marriage Act.” The current joke making the rounds on Capitol Hill is “Bob Barr, WHICH marriage are you defending?”
* Sen. Alfonse D’Amato of New York – divorced
* Sen. John Warner of Virginia – divorced (once married to Liz Taylor)
* Gov. George Allen of Virginia – divorced
* Henry Kissinger – divorced
* Rep. Helen Chenoweth of Idaho – divorced (had affair)
* Sen. John McCain of Arizona – divorced (had affair left his disfigured wife)
* Rep. John Kasich of Ohio – divorced
* Rep. Susan Molinari of New York (2000 Republican National Convention Keynote Speaker) – divorced
I can’t believe that there’s a whole thread about Repub goatfuckers, and not a single mention of Vitter the Shitter. Paying a ho to change your dirty diapers is going pretty low.
Whatever you do, don’t send any Depends coupons to
Senator David Vitter
516 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
because that would be wrong.
@43 Mel Stottlemyre!
Mel came in in 1964 when Yogi was the manager.
1964 was the last great year until the mid- to late 70’s.
Ralph Houk was a tough bastard…they just lacked talent.
Fritz Peterson was no Hall-of-Famer!
From BaseballReference.com
Fritz Peterson is best remembered for swapping wives, kids, and dogs with teammate Mike Kekich in the off season before Spring Training in 1973. Peterson is still married to the former Mrs. Kekich but Peterson’s wife never did marry Kekich. The two had been very close friends, and their families had done many things together. Both Peterson and Kekich felt that they had fallen in love with the other’s wife, but whereas Peterson married Kekich’s former wife, the relationship between Kekich and Peterson’s former wife didn’t last.
So cheating and swinging are not so new. Whooda thunk?
Melanie Roach (Dan’s wife) did pretty good at the Olympics, even though she did not win a medal. She came in 6th in the women’s 48-53 kg category, lifting 193 kg. That is a 117 lb weight limit, with a lift of something like 425 lbs.
Somehow I think that few of us mostly male bloggers could match that lift, in spite of most of us outweighing Melanie by 50% (or more, or much more).
Things like this actually get votes for a fellow like Dan Roach, in spite of having a major loser brother, and the $21k improper payment.
Speaking of cheating, lying republicans – let’s start up the famous BBGOP list of criminal republicans
You wish. Clinton has more crimes in his administration than all republicans combined. He will forever be known as the BJ president who did nothing. Nice try.
The checks were “profit disbursements”, not “wages”. Did the Roaches set up their gym as an S corporation, so that the income flows through to them? If so, they can simply report their income as profits, and avoid social security and medicare taxes. Not exactly legal, but lots of people do it.
Of course, when you call all your earnings from an S corporation “profits” to avoid FICA taxation, you can’t exactly call them “earnings” to get lost “earnings” reimbursements from campaign funds. I am sure that Roach saved far less than $21,504 in FICA taxes.
Perhaps if Roach hadn’t tried to shortchange the federal government, he wouldn’t have to give $21,504 back to his campaign, and the Roaches would both have more social security credits.
Clinton has more crimes
Like these?
http://www.republicansexoffenders.com/
Eat shit cur!
The dog proves when you’re desperate – all you can do is lie.
You can lie all you like you republican ass-lick. But you can’t change the facts. Your party is nothing but a bunch of immoral criminals.