Darryl already put up his Election Thread post, but I’m going a bit farther than that. The following predictions of the primary election results were made through the use of population modeling, analysis of previous precinct-level voting patterns, careful examination of the candidates’ position papers and advertising strategies, and… Oh hell, I can’t fake it any longer — these predictions are totally pulled out of my ass, without an iota of empirical research or study. However, they’re limited to races that are on the Seattle ballot.
County Executive
- Dow Constantine 76%
- Everett A. Stewart 14%
- Alan E. Lobdell 5%
- Goodspaceguy 4%
Port of Seattle Commissioner Position 3
- Stephanie Bowman 53%
- Michael Wolfe 40%
- Andrew Pilloud 6%
Seattle Mayor
- Ed Murray 25%
- Mike McGinn 20%
- Peter Steinbrueck 18%
- Bruce A. Harrell 16%
- Charlie Staadecker 9%
- Kate Martin 4%
- Joey Gray 4%
- Mary Martin 1%
- Doug McQuaid 1%
Seattle City Council Position 2
- Richard Conlin 71%
- Kshama Sawant 15%
- Brian Carver 13%
Seattle City Council Position 8
- Mike O’Brien 64%
- Albert Shen 29%
- David Ishii 6%
Seattle School District Position 4
- Sue Peters 47%
- Suzanne Dale Estey 42%
- Dean McColgan 10%
Seattle School District Position 5
- Stephan Blanford 51%
- LaCrese Green 33%
- Olu Thomas 15%
If they don’t total to 100%, blame round-off error or write-ins.
I’ll be shocked if I’m anywhere close to the actual results. But I’ll attribute my inconsistencies to the abysmally low turnout.
Deathfrogg spews:
Ed Murray, thats sorta surprising. I thought people liked Ol’ Mayor Mcginn.
SomeRepublicanDullard spews:
Jan Angel has a narrow lead over Nathan Schlicher in the 26th LD senate race. I guess people like being represented by someone that’s dumber than a cabbage.
SomeRepublicanDullard spews:
Ed Murray’s up by 3% over McGinn, everyone else is way down in the count.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Yeah, I think McGinn will be a 1-termer, he didn’t hug enough rabbits.
Pete spews:
Kshama Sawant, as an open socialist, more than doubling a well-funded Democrat (Carver) and keeping Conlin under 50%? That’s going to be a more interesting race this fall than the mayor’s race, since many of the votes going to Steinbrueck and Harrell were also anti-McGinn votes.
Michael spews:
Oops, forgot to switch back to the regular name again.
@4 He was too busy hugging trees.
Dave spews:
I think this is finally going to be Mr. Goodspaceguy’s year. Go Goodspaceguy! Woo-hoo! 2013! Yeah!
Czechsaaz spews:
@7
I liked that he got all pissy when The Stranger reported he wanted to colonize the moon. He just wants to colonize near Earth orbit and demanded, and got, a printed correction.
Good with me, that makes you seem 25% less nutty. You’ve got my vote for the office that has nothing to do with NASA or any space agency.