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Election “predictions”

by N in Seattle — Tuesday, 8/6/13, 6:35 pm

Darryl already put up his Election Thread post, but I’m going a bit farther than that. The following predictions of the primary election results were made through the use of population modeling, analysis of previous precinct-level voting patterns, careful examination of the candidates’ position papers and advertising strategies, and… Oh hell, I can’t fake it any longer — these predictions are totally pulled out of my ass, without an iota of empirical research or study. However, they’re limited to races that are on the Seattle ballot.

County Executive

  • Dow Constantine 76%
  • Everett A. Stewart 14%
  • Alan E. Lobdell 5%
  • Goodspaceguy 4%

Port of Seattle Commissioner Position 3

  • Stephanie Bowman 53%
  • Michael Wolfe 40%
  • Andrew Pilloud 6%

Seattle Mayor

  • Ed Murray 25%
  • Mike McGinn 20%
  • Peter Steinbrueck 18%
  • Bruce A. Harrell 16%
  • Charlie Staadecker 9%
  • Kate Martin 4%
  • Joey Gray 4%
  • Mary Martin 1%
  • Doug McQuaid 1%

Seattle City Council Position 2

  • Richard Conlin 71%
  • Kshama Sawant 15%
  • Brian Carver 13%

Seattle City Council Position 8

  • Mike O’Brien 64%
  • Albert Shen 29%
  • David Ishii 6%

Seattle School District Position 4

  • Sue Peters 47%
  • Suzanne Dale Estey 42%
  • Dean McColgan 10%

Seattle School District Position 5

  • Stephan Blanford 51%
  • LaCrese Green 33%
  • Olu Thomas 15%

If they don’t total to 100%, blame round-off error or write-ins.

I’ll be shocked if I’m anywhere close to the actual results. But I’ll attribute my inconsistencies to the abysmally low turnout.

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  1. 1

    Deathfrogg spews:

    Tuesday, 8/6/13 at 8:14 pm

    Ed Murray, thats sorta surprising. I thought people liked Ol’ Mayor Mcginn.

  2. 2

    SomeRepublicanDullard spews:

    Tuesday, 8/6/13 at 8:32 pm

    Jan Angel has a narrow lead over Nathan Schlicher in the 26th LD senate race. I guess people like being represented by someone that’s dumber than a cabbage.

  3. 3

    SomeRepublicanDullard spews:

    Tuesday, 8/6/13 at 8:34 pm

    Ed Murray’s up by 3% over McGinn, everyone else is way down in the count.

  4. 4

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 8/6/13 at 9:49 pm

    Yeah, I think McGinn will be a 1-termer, he didn’t hug enough rabbits.

  5. 5

    Pete spews:

    Tuesday, 8/6/13 at 10:33 pm

    Kshama Sawant, as an open socialist, more than doubling a well-funded Democrat (Carver) and keeping Conlin under 50%? That’s going to be a more interesting race this fall than the mayor’s race, since many of the votes going to Steinbrueck and Harrell were also anti-McGinn votes.

  6. 6

    Michael spews:

    Tuesday, 8/6/13 at 10:35 pm

    Oops, forgot to switch back to the regular name again.

    @4 He was too busy hugging trees.

  7. 7

    Dave spews:

    Tuesday, 8/6/13 at 11:25 pm

    I think this is finally going to be Mr. Goodspaceguy’s year. Go Goodspaceguy! Woo-hoo! 2013! Yeah!

  8. 8

    Czechsaaz spews:

    Wednesday, 8/7/13 at 8:34 am

    @7

    I liked that he got all pissy when The Stranger reported he wanted to colonize the moon. He just wants to colonize near Earth orbit and demanded, and got, a printed correction.

    Good with me, that makes you seem 25% less nutty. You’ve got my vote for the office that has nothing to do with NASA or any space agency.

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