The Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight (and every Tuesday), 8PM at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E…. and I will definitely be there. I invite you all to join me for a couple of pints, and some good conversation.
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Goldy, Can you use food stamps to buy drinks at this dump? I figure most Democrats could find a way!
GOLDY–
Look around tonite…Mr. Cynical could be lurking in the shadows!
And remember what I told Alan/Don-
You know you’ve had too much to drink when your cat eats your puke and gets hammered!
Cynical,
If you’re lurking in the shadows, the least you can do is buy me drink in thanks for all the entertainment I’ve provided you.
Awesome, see you there man.
Goldy @ 3: “…thanks for all the entertainment I’ve provided you.”
Entertainment? I think you’re Mr. Cynical’s reason for living.
no Jon, Mr Cynical and others finds this web site comical.
I’ll slam down a couple of home brews for you folks while I listen to KVI!
I’m going to try to get there, if I can get my act together and accomplish a few things at work before then.
Goldy, can you order Mexican there………you know, like in California, Mexico? [hehe]
Looks like the “party favors” for Goldy’s “get together” will be a little late, as two “Democrat to be voters” had a little trouble with the Feds before the “Goldy Drink-a-Thon”! The U.S. attorney in Kansas charged two men today with conspiring to distribute about a ton of marijuana. Felix D. Estrada and Jorge Mauricio-Zamora were charged in U.S. District Court with one count each of conspiracy to possess with the intent to distribute 1,859 pounds of marijuana and one count of possessing with the intent to distribute same amount of drugs.
Char–
BINGO! I do find this blog comical…although I will freely admit educational at times (infrequently for sure). As they say in my Midwest hometown…”Even a blind pig gets an acorn once in awhile!”
Is it my reason for living? Hardly. People take politics way too seriously. I figure these LEFTIST jokers launch this pinheaded Government is the answer, keep raising taxes stuff as the ultimate joke. They can’t possible be serious, can they Char??? I mean someday they will tell us this has all been a big joke on those of us who are always RIGHT…won’t they Char???
Won’t they Char? Char, Char…CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Say it ain’t so Char.
These a$$holes aren’t really serious about this shit, are they?
Will DON be under the table “greeting” all Goldy’s little Democrat friends?
Mr. Cynical, I remember you back when you were the ‘loaner’ on my TV show. You were always naughty, trying to steal patches from my jacket and wanting to pay doctor with my other little fans. It seems rather poetic that you have grown up to be such a ‘fine, outstanding, organized, non-emotional, partisan troll. I aways knew you would find your true calling…..
JCH @ 10
Say, don’t the majority of Hispanic immigrants vote Republican? The Cubans sure do. I’ll bet these guys do, too. Republicans and crime often go together …
Alan @13 – I thought I might dignify that with a response.
Naaaaah.
We should let you pick yourself up off the floor, realize that you have hit rock bottom, allow you to start praying to a higher power, go through the entire twelve steps not once but twice, and finally settle into a semi-rational, less intoxicated yet nevertheless still quite crochety old-fart mode. That’s just about the right time to throw out the semi-lurid inferences regarding fudge-packers, kiddie porn, incest, wife-beating, and known democrat constituencies.
On second thought, just keep drinking.
By all means don’t STOP DRINKING!
Dear JPPATCHES–
Some of my fondest childhood memories are of being on your show.
I am still a bit remorseful about the time as a 5-year old, I told you to look at the eagle soaring above us and then when you looked up, I punched you in the nuts as hard as I could. Man, I learned a whole lot of new words that day….as did your entire viewing audience.
Anyway, I learned from that. I learned it’s better to punch idiots directly in the face than to sucker-punch ’em in the nuts…all thanks to you!
13…ALAN….”Don’t the majority of Hispanics vote Republican”? Are you fucking kidding? Just like the majority of blacks, “guvment” workers, welfare hacks, and felons! ALAN, are you nuts?
Just what the world needs—more drunken liberal voters.
Goldy – Which part of my post did you find most offensive? Or did my post just get lost in the ether?