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Don’t Tell Joni

by Carl Ballard — Sunday, 7/17/11, 9:23 pm

The Seattle Times editorial on the possibility of letting some Seattle bars stay open past 2:00 (emphasis mine).

The 2 a.m. closing time, which is the rule across Washington, is fairly common — it is the closing time in Austin, Boston, Denver, Los Angeles, Minneapolis, Phoenix, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, San Diego and San Francisco. Vancouver, B.C., closes bars at 3 a.m. and New York and Chicago close them at 4 a.m.

I don’t know who wrote the editorial, but it got me thinking about Joni Balter’s piece a while ago about how if San Francisco does anything, Seattle shouldn’t. It seems to me that the fact that San Francisco does or doesn’t do a thing can provide guidance (how did it work out there?), but isn’t in itself particularly useful as an argument for or against doing something.

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  1. 1

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 7/17/11 at 10:06 pm

    “It seems to me that the fact that San Francisco does or doesn’t do a thing … isn’t in itself particularly useful as an argument for or against doing something.

    Of course it’s useful! If I sell a stock, and someone in San Francisco buys it, that’s useful.

  2. 2

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 7/17/11 at 10:12 pm

    Why Taxes Are Useful

    While we’re on the subject of the general utility of things, I’d like to point out that the reason a $15 bottle of French brandy costs only $1 more than a $14 bottle of California brandy, even though French brandy costs twice as much to make as California brandy ($2 a bottle vs. $1 a bottle), is that $13 of the price is taxes. Thanks to the taxes, a bottle of French brandy costs only 7% more than a bottle of California brandy. Without the taxes, a bottle of French brandy would cost twice as much as a bottle of California brandy.

  3. 3

    ed burke spews:

    Monday, 7/18/11 at 7:28 am

    It’s coded gay-baiting. It would probably be more apropos if we chose Philadelphia, Mississippi to NOT emulate.

  4. 4

    Rujax! spews:

    Monday, 7/18/11 at 9:39 am

    Is it Joni Brodeur or Nicole Balter? I’m still confused.

  5. 5

    czechsaaz spews:

    Monday, 7/18/11 at 10:08 am

    The whole piece can be rebutted by what my mother taught me around age 6. “If everybody else jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge, would you?”

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