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If there’s anything worse than being a crybaby, it’s being a fake crybaby.

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    Michael at Blatherwatch uses a photo from this session for many of his Glennn Beck posts.

    What was the point of the photos, other than making Glennn into a giant target for mockery?

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    Wow, the left is still all lathered up about Beck getting the key to the city of Mt. Vernon, I see.

    If Glenn Beck cries, isn’t it safe to also say that the liberals that detest him are in a permanent pout mode ala an insolent toddler?

    You betcha!

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    3 – Wow the right is still falling for right wing bullshit.

    I can’t believe anyone spends even a minute tuning into this fraud.

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    @4: Cons are not excluded, but I can’t imagine that they would be interested in the plight of those little brown people over there.

    But, they might enjoy the filmed misery located in the second link. At least it’s more authentic than Glenn.

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    Well, now we know why his contract has a rider requiring a steady supply of Vicks. Maybe they can sponsor his show, I hear lots of ad slots are available now.

    I see X’ad understands that asking conservatives for charity is a waste of effort.

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    I am amazed at how many people fail to keep squarely in their minds at all times that TV isn’t real.

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    8 PI

    Yes, Glenn Beck does piss off a lot of people. Like 46 of his sponsors, Mark Levin, Joe Scarborough, Pete Wehner, David Frum, Charles Johnson (LIttle Green Footballs), Rep. Bob Inglis (R-SC) …

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    Bruce Partington, such a crybaby.

    asking conservatives for charity is a waste of effort.

    Up Yours buddy. Puddy already contributed and will contribute some more. My my my Puddy bets he’ll give more to the Philippines than you will fool!

    The Salvation Army determined conservatives give more than libtardos. Wanna see the data again? Contact HA’s arschloch, ylb, the one with the goody left eye looking for porn.

    Man you are such an arschloch!

    Now back to the topic at hand. Glenn cries at the destruction of the US of A by the gang in the whitey house. Butt, at 2:00 PM he’ll be smiling. Why? Well if you were paying attention he documented how the slum lord Valerie Jarrett was gonna make a killing on her slum land holdings for the OPimpics. Why OPimpics? Cause the O was pimping for his Chicago posse in Copenhagen. Wonder if he took the walk down the center of town? It’s beautiful.

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    Glenn Beck is not a conservative, but he plays one on TV.

    What a joke. The right wing has bought into him hook, line and sinker.

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    Omigosh–
    I have no idea where to begin…
    Goldy, did you see Michelle Obama’s rambling, incoherent, irrelevant speech to the Olympics folks?? It had almost nothing to do with Chicago….and everything to do with HER.
    She wanted Chicago to get the Olympics because her Dad was a cripple who taught her how to throw a ball. I shit you not.
    And you are focused on Glen Beck???

    Then she & her hubby & Ophra come home after spending MILLIONS of taxpayer dollars only to get slammed as the 1st City Out!! Obviously it was one of two things…
    All the Olympic Committee members are racist OR the Obama’s & Ophra were once again victims of a vast right-wing conspiracy!!

    The humor of this plus the morally backrupt Letterman is almost too much glee for a COnservative to handle.

    There is much, much more for me to share with you KLOWNS about the real world….but I need a break so I can control my glee about the miserable failure of others.

    I think I’ll watch Whoopi again explaining the drugging & boozing a 13-year old and having sex with her isn’t “rape-rape”!!

    The morally bankrupt Atheist Progressives are crumbling under their own sin!!

    But let’s worry about Glen Beck, right Goldy.
    Nice distraction from the LOONS you worship.

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    Obama ought to be crying!!

    Friday, October 02, 2009

    The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Friday shows that 28% of the nation’s voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Thirty-eight percent (38%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -10.
    Thirty-six percent (36%) of Americans say it was a good idea for the President to help Chicago’s Olympic pitch. Forty-three percent (43%) hold the opposite view.

    And this was BEFORE Obama’s spending MILLIONS of taxpayer $$ trying to line the pockets of his corrupt Chi-town Mafia friends.

    Do you think Obama’s numbers will be UP from these terrible levels in 3 days when America has absorbed the Chicago fleecejob gone awry and what it cost taxpayers for the “B” man and his incoherent, crazy wife to jet-set around and fail MISERABLY!!

    This is waaaaaaaaaaaaay TOO DAMN FUNNY.
    I cannot control my glee.

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    GOP Senator Lashes Beck & Birthers

    Republican Senator Lindsey Graham said yesterday Glenn Beck is “aligned with cynicism,” not the Republican Party; and called birthers and people claiming Obama is a Muslim “crazy,” and told them to “knock this crap off.”

    http://news.aol.com/article/th.....eck/700565

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    It seems to me that George Bush was solidly behind Chicago hosting an Olympics. Suddenly Republicans have changed their minds. But why? Hmmm…

    Conservatives used to tout themselves as strong on principle (while they were stuffing their pockets with Abramoff cash and schtupping their staffers and pages). I mean, they were lying, but at least they used to be able to claim it with a straight face before their complete corruption and incompetence was revealed to the world.

    But now they can’t even claim that. All they’ve got is, “Whatever Obama is for, we’re against!”

    Don’t look now, guys, but everyone knows!

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    Speaking of a crybaby..
    Looks like they finally got ByeByeGoober!!

    Friday, October 02, 2009
    FOXNews

    A Texas man was arrested this week on federal charges stemming from an arson at a construction site that may have ties to eco-terrorism, according to a criminal complaint.
    Former California resident Stephen James Murphy was taken into custody at his home in Arlington, Texas, Wednesday, said FBI Los Angeles director Keith Bolcar in a release about the arrest. Murphy was named in a criminal complaint filed in federal court in Los Angeles charging him with the 2006 attempted arson of unfinished townhouses in Pasadena, Calif., according to Bolcar. On Sept. 19, 2006, the Pasadena Fire Department was called to the townhouse construction site after a “crude incendiary device” made out of cigarettes was discovered there, according to the complaint. The device failed to go off. Construction workers couldn’t start one of the tractors and noticed a message written in marker on the side that read, “ANOTHER TRACTOR DECOMMISSIONED BY THE E.L.F.” — a reference to the Earth Liberation Front, an environmental extremist group. The investigation later revealed that the ignition system of the tractor had been tampered with, according to the complaint.
    Murphy was recently linked to DNA evidence collected at the scene from the cigarettes, the FBI said.

    How many ELF’ers hang around HorsesAss.org??
    Puddy, do you think its double figures?

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    17. Daddy Love spews:

    It seems to me that George Bush was solidly behind Chicago hosting an Olympics.

    Who cares what George Bush thinks. Obama failed thanks to his drama-queen, lunatic wife.
    OBAMA FAILED AMERICA…again!

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    Next serial-offending crazy we’ll use to tar the entire Republican party.

    Then you can have the one after that. It’ll be fun, and so constructive!

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    20. Daddy Love spews:

    Next serial-offending crazy we’ll use to tar the entire Republican party.

    Then you can have the one after that. It’ll be fun, and so constructive

    That’s what you KLOWNS have been doing.
    It is mighty easy to ridicule whoever is in power, isn’t it.

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    Pud, those learn-a-new-foreign-profanity calendars get pretty annoying when you use the day’s word in every sentence. Vaffanculo!

    Anyhow, excitable git, your long, long, long history at horsesass.org is ample proof we shouldn’t believe anything you say, any more than you yourself would believe a Marine when he says he won’t come in your mouth, and for the same reason: experience. Let’s see you choke on that.

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    19 Cyn

    Wow. We all know that you don’t know shit, and in particular I am quite sure that you don’t know shit about the IOC. But you want us to believe your “I-don’t-know-shit” analysis of the reasons why the IOC chose Rio de Janeiro for the 2016 Olympics. That’s a cold day in Hell, pal.

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    @20 “Next serial-offending crazy we’ll use to tar the entire Republican party.”

    Oh, you want the next despicable Republican? Try Dan Riehl, here speculating that the recently murdered census worker was a child predator.

    http://www.riehlworldview.com/.....dator.html

    Like our Mr. Klynical, Ol’ Dano just can’t control the projection. It’s a Psych 101 thing, you stupid fucking wingnuts.

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    Bruce the moron farts

    Vaffanculo!

    So much for you learning a single slang Italian word. Puddy wouldn’t touch you with Gman’s dick moron. So you can “choke” on that! Too bad your brain operation left the cerebral cortex unconnected.

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    Daddy Love isn’t into sunshine is he…

    It seems to me that George Bush was solidly behind Chicago hosting an Olympics.

    At the time GWB didn’t know about the myriad “arrangements” of “the messiah” and his “disciples” had regarding the bid and potential land use. Now that Michelle Malkin and others have shown who would best profit over the Olympics coming to Chicago, the stench created pause in right thinking minds. This caused people to correctly change their positions.

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    Daddy Love Abramoff cash?

    You mean you already forgot about the shift to your Dummocrapts in 2006? Oh you mean in 2009 Dummocrapts are losing out? You mean you forgot about their favorite Dummocrapt? Even your buds at the Special Dummocraptic Underpants were giddy… How about Wall Street and their pocket senator?

    Hey correctnotright… how many links now? Puddy brought all these stories before. Contact your favorite arschloch.

    None of them were right-wing sites either.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    23. Daddy Love spews:

    19 Cyn

    Wow. We all know that you don’t know shit, and in particular I am quite sure that you don’t know shit about the IOC. But you want us to believe your “I-don’t-know-shit” analysis of the reasons why the IOC chose Rio de Janeiro for the 2016 Olympics.

    Then riddle me this Daddy Love—
    Why did Obama spend MILLIONS of taxpayer dollars in a recession with a huge deficit already taking his entourage over there IF HE IS SOOOOOOOOOO INFORMED on how the IOC operates?? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?????
    He came in LAST PLACE DL!!
    Keep defending Obama…it’s humorous.

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    They are all racist. They cannot stand the idea of a black man as President.

    Everything and anything he does will be wrong, beecause he is not white and he has a funny name.

    It’s hateful, it’s serious and it’s wrong.

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    Why can’t Obama spend half his time vacationing, like a real president?

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    @31 They can’t stand that a Democrat is President, and they’re even more bummed (while simultaneously being in denial about it) that it’s largely because their guys turned everything they touched into goat turds.

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    Puddy @28 wrote “GWB didn’t know.” Oh boy! Let’s riff on that. Puddy, Puddy, Puddy! You might regret that one!

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    Hey, how do you goatfucking Republicans feel about seeing your leader, Glenn Beck, vamping like this? Do you get all teary-eyed at how your leader is able to show such heartfelt emotion (at least with a little Vick’s under his eyes)? Y’all must be so proud that the intellectual core of your party is such a good actor. (Reminds me of another of your heroes . . .)

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    31. Rujax! spews:

    They are all racist. They cannot stand the idea of a black man as President.

    Even Puddy is a racist??
    That’s a good one.
    Losers like Rujax want to see Blacks beholding to meager handouts from the loons on the Left.
    They can only survive with minority DEPENDENCY.
    Any Black Patriot who sees that is an Uncle Tom??
    Gimmee a break.
    Obama is just another Chicago Pimp of Poverty..like Jesse Jackson.

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    OK, somebody post Cynical’s racist rant again, please.

    Nothing hypocritical about shithead Cynical.

    Right.

    Steve?

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    @41 Imitation is a form of flattery….Too bad you don’t have the intellect to back up your name.

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    @43…JO…

    If you could get Beck’s numbers (ratings, $$$, number of Obama Administration sleeper agents outed and booted), you’d get emotional too.

    What are your numbers again?

    The Piper

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    Quincy spews: Puddy @28 wrote “GWB didn’t know.” Oh boy! Let’s riff on that. Puddy, Puddy, Puddy! You might regret that one!

    How. Quincy? Puddy gave a specific example of the Chi-town graft which NO ONE KNEW EXCEPT Barack Hussein Obama! Mmm, mmm, mmm. Barack Hussein Obama! Mmm, mmm, mmm and his “disciples” Valerie Jarrett and Bill “The Ghost Writer” Ayers.

    Oh wait… Quincy knew but was told to keep it a secret!!!!

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    Piper @ 44

    Huh? Your comparison doesn’t make sense. I’m not even an alcoholic. There’s no way I could be a so-called conservative TV personality.

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