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Birds Eye View Contest

by Lee — Saturday, 1/3/09, 7:00 pm

Last week’s winner was ‘yo’ in an impressive 25 minutes. It was Warwick, Rhode Island (link to view here). Here’s this week’s, good luck!

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  1. 1

    Julie Anne Kempf spews:

    Saturday, 1/3/09 at 7:11 pm

    Murray Boulevard, Charleston, South Carolina.

    Just south of the corner of Ashley Avenue and Murray Blvd, to be exact.

  2. 2

    me spews:

    Saturday, 1/3/09 at 7:59 pm

    Wow! Eleven minutes!

  3. 3

    Lee spews:

    Saturday, 1/3/09 at 8:03 pm

    @1
    Very nice! That’s almost a record.

  4. 4

    Proud To Be An Ass spews:

    Saturday, 1/3/09 at 9:00 pm

    Well, I had the feeling it wasn’t Gaza.

  5. 5

    Julie Anne Kempf spews:

    Sunday, 1/4/09 at 6:13 am

    The palmetto trees gave it away…

  6. 6

    Mark1 spews:

    Sunday, 1/4/09 at 10:51 am

    A house most of HA regular posters will never have?

  7. 7

    Steve spews:

    Sunday, 1/4/09 at 12:42 pm

    @6 Indeed, a shit-house in South Carolina is a house most regular HA posters would never own. How about that! After all this time, the dumbest troll on the fucking planet finally got one right. But rather than celebrate the fact that you finally got one right, how about you instead take a moment or two and tell us just how much it sucks to be a America-hating, goatfucking, know-nothing, dirt-poor loser such as yourself?

  8. 8

    The Guy With No Car spews:

    Sunday, 1/4/09 at 2:15 pm

    Why would I want a house in South Carolina? I like it here.

  9. 9

    Daniel K spews:

    Sunday, 1/4/09 at 9:05 pm

    Don’t the rules indicate the winner must provide a link?

  10. 10

    Lee spews:

    Sunday, 1/4/09 at 11:51 pm

    @9
    When this was an official contest, it had that rule (and you could also just name the intersection), but for now, just guessing the city is enough.

  11. 11

    Julie Anne Kempf spews:

    Monday, 1/5/09 at 1:29 am

    My apologies. I did not know the rule.

    I shall endeavor to do better in the future.

  12. 12

    Mark1 spews:

    Monday, 1/5/09 at 6:01 am

    @7 Steve:

    Blah, blah, blah. Run along back to your double-wide and your goat pen. Be careful though Stevie boy, I think beastiality is a felony now here in WA. Good luck!

  13. 13

    Lee spews:

    Monday, 1/5/09 at 6:58 am

    @11
    Julie, since you named the intersection, you still would have won even under the old rules. :)

  14. 14

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 1/5/09 at 8:31 am

    @12 You project too much. You should look into that. Maybe there’s a cure.

  15. 15

    Lee spews:

    Monday, 1/5/09 at 11:10 pm

    @14
    A cure for bestiality, a cure for projection, or a cure for just garden variety idiocy?

  16. 16

    Michael spews:

    Monday, 1/5/09 at 11:26 pm

    OK, how do you people figure this out?

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