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Beast Mode!

by Goldy — Monday, 8/11/14, 12:28 pm

I love football. And ice hockey. Two fairly brutal sports. But can we please stop presenting professional athletes as role models?

The Bellevue Police Department is investigating an allegation of assault and personal property damage involving Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch alleged to have occurred early Sunday morning.

Yes, it’s just an “allegation,” but would it be a surprise if an athlete celebrated (and fabulously rewarded) for violence on the field, has trouble switching off “beast mode” in his private life?

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  1. 1

    Theophrastus spews:

    Monday, 8/11/14 at 2:33 pm

    ..has trouble switching off “beast mode” in his private life?

    particularly when part of his “beast mode” is pharmaceutically produced?

  2. 2

    Jack spews:

    Monday, 8/11/14 at 6:26 pm

    Theses guys are managed and manipulated to produce an effect on a game. When the sports powers are done with them, a lot of them end up in crappy situations, with low prospects of getting above subsistence level. That guy, Refrigerator Perry, was cast aside, and it didn’t turn out so well for him.

  3. 3

    ChefJoe spews:

    Tuesday, 8/12/14 at 10:08 am

    Please tell interested parties like that pro athletes rarely live up to any expectations of being “role models”.

    Southwest Youth and Family Services director Steve Daschle
    Sonics are good role models for kids and one of the old Sonics donated things to kids
    http://westseattleblog.com/201.....ent-898507

  4. 4

    Puddybud - The One The Only spews:

    Thursday, 8/14/14 at 12:13 pm

    Meanwhile Beast Mode cleared, nuthin from Goldy http://www.nfl.com/news/story/.....department

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