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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 1/28/26, 8:02 am

I look forward to all the clouds and drizzle.

  • Fuck Flock, and congrats Prosser for getting rid of them.
  • ICE stop terrorizing children challenge.
  • Why are you giving out personal information to ICE contractors, Spokane County?
  • Idle your car if it saves a puppy.
  • SPD respond to public information requests in a timely manner, pleez.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 1/26/26, 8:12 am

Hey gang, how are you doing? I was in Tacoma on Saturday and I went to an anti ICE rally there. Man, there were a lot of cops there. Like, bike cops and cops just standing there. Feels very oppressive compared to Seattle and Suburbia where the police have kept their distance, at protests I’ve been to. Maybe that’s the point but it really is a noticeable contrast.

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Thank God It’s Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 1/23/26, 8:32 am

Stay warm, everyone. Anyway:

  • Why does every picture of Brian Heywood look like he’s about to volunteer for the genital inspection squad?
  • Pretend police plows pedestrian.
  • Actual police in Portland are also a problem.
  • I can’t imagine it passing, but I do like the legislation saying that the state won’t hire ICE agents.
  • Hot take: you are a monster if you detain a 10 year old.
  • Your legislators miss you and want a call.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 1/21/26, 8:07 am

On a scale of -5 to 3, how excited are you?

  • When the response to Federal agents is indistinguishable from a shooter, maybe there should be fewer Federal agents?
  • Also, let’s make it so those Federal agents can’t fuck around with license plate information.
  • The Kennedy Center became so toxic so quickly.
  • It’s a great day to write your legislators.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 1/16/26, 8:28 am

Gaaah.

  • How much of a fuck up do you have to be for The Washington Association of Sheriffs and Police Chiefs to be like, come on, buddy? Keith Swank levels of fuck up.
  • Katie Wilson’s early executive orders are looking good.
  • Fuck ICE and whatnot.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 1/14/26, 8:25 am

So, etiquette question: I was biking to Drinking Liberally and it was dark out. It was still a bit crowded on the bike lane. I was behind someone with their light turned off. Should I have said something?

Anyway…

  • ICE is not welcome in Seattle. And they are going to have a hard time getting convictions.
  • A proper parole system would be better, but I do like Rep. Tarra Simmons’s bill to let prisoners petition for early release if a judge finds that they are no longer a threat to their community.
  • If you’re on Bluesky, Representative Julia Reed has some good informative threads about the legislature.

Remember how on Monday I said that you could contact your legislators? Great news, you can do it today!

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 1/12/26, 8:12 am

Good morning to the legislature. A short session starts today. We have both a current budget shortfall and a structural one with our upside down tax policy. I am glad Governor Ferguson has proposed an income tax on people earning over a million dollars. That will be good for 2030 Washington state. But right now, Representative Scott is proposing a payroll tax to compensate for the immediate problems.

But it’s not just budget stuff. Also:

  • There is a bill to ban police officers from hiding their face.
  • There are the garbage initiatives that aren’t going to pass but might suck some of the oxygen from discussions, and will likely go to the voters.
  • Making AI chatbots identify themselves as such.

It’s a good time to write your legislators. And let’s hear any bills that you’re interested in in the comments.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 1/9/26, 8:25 am

How are you this lovely morning? I can really tell the sun isn’t coming up at its absolute worst time.

  • Switch your fleet to electric vehicles.
  • SPD trying to bigfoot the mayor.  Come on buddy. The actual changes seem pretty good.
  • Erika Evans is such an improvement at City Attorney.
  • The creeps at ICE should stop looking at Washington State driver’s license data.

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Thursday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 1/8/26, 8:15 am

Sorry I missed it yesterday.

Anyway, the legislature starts next week. A new mayor and City Attorney as well as new City Council members in Seattle. There are great new elected officials in cities and counties all over Washington. And I believe, I know that state and local issues matter so much. Maybe more than National ones.

And yet… ICE agents killed a woman a thousand miles away, and it’s top of mind here. Fuck man. Nobody deserves that. I hope that the agent faces consequences and real justice.

And for the people who obstructed aid, and for the liars trying to cover it up. A plaintive hope for justice isn’t enough.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 1/5/26, 8:03 am

Guys. Are we at war? You know, it feels like we’re at war. Are we stealing Venezuelan oil? The President seems to think so, but maybe not. Anyway, Patty Murray seems — correctly in my opinion — outraged. Both by the act itself and by not consulting Congress. Maria Cantwell is issuing wishy washy nothing.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 12/31/25, 9:03 am

Not working is somehow making this post even shorter. But, for my last open thread of the year, sadly it is exactly this short.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/29/25, 7:57 am

It’s a thread. It’s open. It’s a Monday. You get it.

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Christmas Eve Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 12/24/25, 9:20 am

Unto us, a thread is given.

Unto us, childish and bored.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/22/25, 7:56 am

Probably going to be light posting from me through the end of the year.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/19/25, 8:26 am

Good morning.

  • Seems like a few relatively dry days in Seattle, but our friends in Portland have filled the pipe (it’s down again now).
  • I don’t know how much a Sara Nelson endorsement will matter in 2 years. But being the kind of person who endorses her, may be a vulnerability.
  • Man, fuck ICE for coming to New Holly, but really impressed by the organizing.
  • Confidential to the guy wearing shorts: No.

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