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Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/25/26, 8:01 am

I feel like recently I have started these by talking about the weather. But today is different I am talking about talking about the weather.

  • Look at all of the No Kings events.
  • Some Seattle City Council members really like the Flock cameras (item 2).
  • Cherry blossoms. So dang many.
  • 3 cheers to the kids doing ICE Out protests.
  • Family Promise of Puget Sound has money to keep going.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/23/26, 7:47 am

Good morning. I am still adjusting to the nice weather. How lovely, though. Too cold for shorts  not that it stopped some of you.

  • The fewer Flock cameras, the better.
  • The fewer parking spots, the better.
  • The fewer ICE agents at airports, the better. And SeaTac has 0 as the correct number.
  • I am struggling to figure out what the sign off should be. Contact your member of Congress is fine, but maybe something more Washington specific?

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/20/26, 7:57 am

The ferns and the moss are happy with this gray. But I can use some sun.

  • Fuck ICE
  • Also, fuck long COVID.
  • Fuck CONCACAF, as long as we’re here.
  • I don’t even drive, but fuck these gas prices.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/18/26, 7:56 am

Happy Transit Operator Appreciation Day everyone. If you said “thank you” enough while exiting your bus, the Water Taxi fairy will reward you.

  • Nobody wants the TransAlta power plant but President Trump orders it to stay open is a real microcosm of his entire administration.
  • Matt Shea, go away.
  • Are there more important elections this year than the banner in the International District? Maybe. But I won’t see my member of Congress or state legislators as often.
  • 500 shelter units by the end of May feels very ambitious.
  • A nurse is a human in Washington.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/16/26, 8:24 am

Hey gang, how was your weekend?

Just seeing the list of bills Governor Ferguson has signed, it looks mostly good. But other than the billionaire tax, nothing strikes me as particularly bold. Like, I don’t need every bill to be amazing, but I do want more.

I don’t know. Let’s he’s definitely better than any Republican would be. But, in a state that hasn’t elected a Republican governor since 1980, that’s not enough.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/13/26, 8:35 am

Surprise! It’s snowing in Downtown Seattle. Nothing sticking, but maybe upland or a place with a little less urban heat island? Anyway…

  • Sine Die on a legislature that passed the millionaire tax, but probably unnecessary pain until it’s implemented. In general, a lot of good things, but also a lot of potential left on the table.
  • WTF KIRO?
  • I love every story about people using waste for good products.
  • I’m not the hiker, and I don’t think any of the writers here are hunters, but man big money ruins everything.
  • Wild that they’re still making preparations for the Iran game in the World Cup.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/11/26, 8:17 am

I have lived a fairly privileged life. But someone making $1 Million a year is so outside my daily experience. On top of that to complain about taxes on the million and first dollar and beyond? I mean, these captains of industry have to have their pet legislators pull an all nighter to try to stop a tax on dollar one-million and one that year. Just pathetic. If you’re making that money, the state has been very good to you. Show some goddam appreciation.

Anyway, this is my last post before the end of the session, so your last reminder to contact your legislator.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/9/26, 8:03 am

I don’t know about you, but I got my ass kicked by the time change. Where do I go to get my hour back? Anyway…

  • Did you attend the Women’s March?
  • The legislative session ends this week and hopefully they have done enough to secure the state from President Trump.
  • Also, landlords have to disclose flood risks to tenants. In practice, I’m sure it will be part of a long list of things in the agreement you sign to move in. Still, better than nothing.
  • The Senate version of the mosquito fleet act has a lot of unnecessary provisions that I hope can be removed in the final version.
  • Call or email your legislator.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/6/26, 8:14 am

Good morning lovelies and uggos.

  • Oh, hey. Some real qualifications for sheriffs and police chiefs.
  • It’s tough to read about organizations that do good treating their employees poorly.
  • In general I think Mayor Wilson’s proposal to expand the number of tiny homes and shelters is good. But not sure that relying on volunteers is sustainable.
  • Call your legislator right now. I don’t care that you’re on the bus: Make the straphangers next to you uncomfortable with your passion for the budget.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/4/26, 7:55 am

Good morrow ladies, gents, and all the lovely people who don’t slot well into the binary.

  • Data center regulation is dead this session.
  • Ban new ICE facilities and old ones. And despite members’ concerns, local jail.
  • Yesler bike lanes that don’t randomly end forcing you into traffic? Yes please.
  • Write your legislators. Or call them. The session is almost over, so you might as well do it now.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/2/26, 8:01 am

Last nice day for a moment. Let’s enjoy it.

  • Hunts Point mayor/ ICE landlord is a combination.
  • Not sure what the minority party in Congress can do about a lawless President, but at least Representative Jayapal and Senator Murray are saying the right things and calling for a vote.
  • The millionaire tax is still progressing.
  • Write your legislators and members of Congress.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 2/27/26, 7:57 am

Good morning.

  • How has it taken so long to fix the English speaker with a Spanish accent problem? Ridiculous.
  • The Urbanist article about Seattle libraries and homeless people is at least disputed by the library system.
  • TB making a comeback in the States.
  • Legislators probably shouldn’t drink on the job.
  • Pedestrianize The Ave.
  • Today is a good day to contact your legislator.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 2/25/26, 8:28 am

Gooooooood morning.

  • Doesn’t seem like letting SPOG dictate how effective the CARE team is will work out great.
  • Hey, Tukwila, that 6-month ban on new ICE facilities is looking pretty good.
  • Big hearing for the millionaire tax today. And big day for fraudulent sign ins.
  • Go contact your legislators.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Tuesday, 2/24/26, 8:04 am

Forgot to hit publish yesterday…

Good morning. Woo boy it really came down yesterday night, huh?

  • I’m glad people are skipping the State of the Union.
  • How little coverage Lilli Moreno’s death gets in the mainstream media is really sad making. Maybe in general how regular it is for drivers to hit people.
  • The kids are alright.
  • Your legislator is out there not being contacted. Just, just give them a quick call.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 2/20/26, 8:10 am

Stay warm everyone.

  • Let’s investigate that, um, someone killed, oh gosh, someone else. Somewhere.
  • ICE needs to get out of Saint Joseph, and Tacoma, and Washington.
  • The kids protesting ICE are alright. The adults harassing them can fuck right off.
  • Call your legislator.

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