Unto us, a thread is given.
Unto us, childish and bored.
by Carl Ballard — ,
Unto us, a thread is given.
Unto us, childish and bored.
by Carl Ballard — ,
Probably going to be light posting from me through the end of the year.
by Carl Ballard — ,
Good morning.
by Carl Ballard — ,
All right. Let’s all dry out before the next round. I hope your houses and places of employment are relatively dry.
by Carl Ballard — ,
Stay dry everybody, but especially those of you biking or walking in this. Or living in the floodplain. Geez, we’ve had enough.
by Carl Ballard — ,
I hope everyone survived the floods. The worst is over, but man oh man. I hope you’re all safe and sound and dry. I was mostly working from home, but I did have to go into Downtown. I was able to time it so I took my bike, and people were way too impressed. Also, my boss made sure to let me know she would pay for a taxi if it started raining again, like 3rd Ave and the Transit Tunnel don’t exist.
by Carl Ballard — ,
Try to stay dry, geez. I have failed, even with a heavy raincoat. It doesn’t cover from the knees down. Anyway, you didn’t come here to read about my soaked ankles…
by Carl Ballard — ,
Good morning. I was walking down the waterfront and really admire those of you still on your bicycle in this. And kind of surprised how many people there were. Not that walking in the yuck is great. Anyway!
by Carl Ballard — ,
Be prepared to say, “Yeah, it sounds like an atmospheric river starting Sunday” to all of your coworkers.
by Carl Ballard — ,
All right!
by Carl Ballard — ,
Good morning. I hope you all enjoyed Thanksgiving and such.
by Carl Ballard — ,
by Carl Ballard — ,
Beautiful day for a bike ride if you bundle up.
by Carl Ballard — ,
I was at the coffee shop and the barista casually said “happy Friday.” And I realized I had to be at work shortly but I haven’t written anything. So here you are and thanks to her.
by Carl Ballard — ,
Good morning, you lovelies and uggos.
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