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$15 Now, Tomorrow the World!

by Goldy — Monday, 3/10/14, 12:11 pm

It didn’t take long after my departure from The Stranger for my former colleagues to start going McGinn all over Kshama Sawant in a half-hearted attempt to, I dunno, look all serious and independent at her expense? Or something.

Coincidence? Feel free to speculate all you want.

The post could use a thorough fisking, but suffice it to say that Dom’s thesis is silly. Refusing to answer a question is not the same thing as saying “no.” Besides, to imply that Sawant’s steadfast support for $15 now somehow equates to a refusal to compromise would be like saying that I oppose Obamacare because I passionately support a single-payer system. What we want in life and what we ultimately accept are often two different things. How we get there is the game that’s currently afoot, and by refusing to compromise early, Sawant is playing the game a helluva lot better than Democrats did on health care reform.

But I must say that I am generally amused by the larger air of consternation from political and media know-it-alls over both Sawant’s posturing and her relentless execution of the 15Now.org campaign. Oh, the powers that be should be concerned, but not for the reasons they imagine. For the conventional perception of Sawant as an accidental council member is obstructing their view of what is arguably the most ambitious grassroots organizing effort Seattle has seen in the ten years I’ve been covering local politics—and a very real threat to the Democratic Party’s virtual monopoly on city government.

For the record, 15Now.org serves three distinct (though related) purposes:

The first and most obvious purpose is to prepare to fight a ballot measure campaign. Whether this is the $15 minimum wage now initiative—with no exemptions or phase-ins—that the organization threatens, or a campaign to defend a Sawant-blessed council-passed compromise ordinance from a business-backed effort to repeal via referendum, makes no difference. Sawant and her Socialist Alternative comrades believe that something is likely to go to the ballot in November, and so they are building a campaign organization to support or oppose it. That’s just plain smart.

The second purpose served by 15Now.org—the one that so many establishment types and their surrogates appear to resent the most—is strategic. Do you think Sawant really wants to go to the ballot? Of course not. “The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting,” wrote Sun Tzu in The Art of War, and that is Sawant’s goal during these minimum wage negotiations. To this end, 15Now.org serves as the threat of force necessary to make diplomacy possible. Either produce a compromise ordinance that Sawant can accept, or face the hundreds of volunteers she is organizing throughout the city in a public battle over the already popular $15 minimum wage. Does the business community really want to take that risk?

Which brings us to the final purpose of 15Now.org, and the one that eye-rolling establishment types appear to miss entirely, despite the fact that it is occurring right under their noses: Sawant is using the $15 minimum wage issue as an opportunity to build the equivalent of a political party capable of pushing her socialist agenda far beyond the minimum wage issue itself.

Want to know why folks always show up at Sawant events? Because her volunteers are relentlessly contacting the growing list of fellow travelers they are assembling. Before every event I get an email. And a text message or three. And a bunch of tweets. And a robocall. And most impressively, a live person calling me to ask me to show my support. Seattle has rarely seen such an effective GOTV campaign for a local issue, and never outside of an election campaign cycle.

At every event 15Now.org volunteers are there with clipboards signing up even more volunteers and supporters. They’ve already organized eight neighborhood “action groups” scattered throughout the city, with a goal of organizing as many as 100 over the next few months. This is the equivalent of the established parties’ LD system—semi-autonomous neighborhood groups available for door-belling, phone-banking, fund-raising, and everything else that makes a party function. It’s a low bar, sure, but after just a few months it is safe to say that 15Now.org has already surpassed the Republican Party in terms of actively participating members within Seattle city limits.

To be clear, Sawant and her Socialist Alternative colleagues are not one-issue activists. They are using this one issue as a means of building a permanent organization capable of pushing forth their broader agenda on affordable housing, progressive taxation, and more. And their sights are not set simply on Seattle. Socialist Alternative chapters in New York, Philadelphia, Boston, and elsewhere are using 15Now.org‘s efforts here as a model for expanding the campaign nationwide. The word “now” may be prominently emblazoned in the organization’s domain name, but their emphasis is clearly on the future.

It is an outrageously ambitious goal. But those who laugh at Sawant as naive and out-of-touch and easy pickings for a Democratic machine-backed challenger in 2015, are in for a shock. For outside of the quadrennial statewide coordinated campaign, there is no Democratic machine. Only labor can man the type of campaign organization 15Now.org is attempting to build, and if you think that labor is going shiv an incumbent Sawant in favor of some mushy Dem, think again. Sawant is useful to labor, even if they don’t fully trust her, because she drags the whole council to the left.

You don’t need to be an ideological ally nor a pollyanna about their prospects to be impressed by what 15Now.org is doing. But you do need to be an idiot to ignore it.

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Imagine Having a Job Where You’re Always on Duty, and Can Never Fully Relax or You Just May Drown

by Goldy — Monday, 3/10/14, 8:57 am

“Imagine having a job where you’re always on duty, and can never fully relax or you just may drown,” he wrote. “Having to fight through waves and currents of praise and criticism, but mostly hate. I can’t even count how many times I’ve been called a ‘dumb —–.'”

Never thought I’d have much in common with a professional athlete, but these sentiments expressed by Arizona Cardinals running back Rashard Mendenhall in explaining his retirement at only age 26, have really struck an empathetic cord with me. Personally, I feel like I’ve gotten a helluva lot more praise than criticism over years (and the criticism I’ve gotten was mostly stupid), but still, I know the feeling. And it’s exhausting.

Mendenhall says he’ll travel the world and write, the first part of which I can’t do, because unlike him, I didn’t earn $2.5 million last year. But I do find his optimism and sense of adventure in the face of such a dramatic life change to be a bit inspiring:

“As for the question of what will I do now, with an entire life in front of me?” he wrote. “I say to that, I will LIVE! I plan to live in a way that I never have before, and that is freely, able to fully be me, without the expectation of representing any league, club, shield or city.

“I do have a plan going forward, but I will admit that I do not know how things will totally shape out. That is the beauty of it! I look forward to chasing my desires and passions without restriction, and to sharing them with anyone who wants to come along with me! And I’ll start with writing!”

Ah to be 26 years old with millions in the bank and your whole life ahead of you. Best of luck, Rashard.

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Hey Look, a Spellchecker!

by Goldy — Sunday, 3/9/14, 2:10 pm

So one benefit of suddenly finding myself with a lot free time on my hands is that I finally got around to upgrading HA to the latest version of WordPress in an attempt to address the performance issues that have been plaguing the site for quite some time. For the moment, those annoying “resource limit” 508 errors seem to have disappeared.

Still, HA  feels slow to me. I’ll continue to tweak things to try to wring out better performance without upping my monthly hosting bill. This was a big update. A lot of things changed under the hood, and I was forced to deactivate some old plugins. So if you find some things broken, let me know.

And if you find some things working better, let me know that too. For example, the comment editor now magically contains a long demanded spellchecker and a fullscreen option. Yay!

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 3/9/14, 6:00 am

Leviticus 20:13
If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Discuss.

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Technical Difficulties

by Goldy — Thursday, 3/6/14, 6:15 pm

As the regulars know, HA has been intermittently slow and balky for quite some time. So now that I have some extra time on my hands, I am in the process of implementing some tweaks and upgrades in the hope of speeding things up and eliminating those pesky “508” errors.

So if you find the site down or weirdly dysfunctional over the next day or so, please be patient.

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My Services Are Now Available to the Highest Non-Evil Bidder

by Goldy — Wednesday, 3/5/14, 12:11 pm

I am sorry to say that as of the moment I am no longer an employee at The Stranger. It’s a longish story that I don’t really feel like getting into (and it would probably seem stupid to outsiders), but let’s just sum it up as “editorial differences.” I was always appreciative of the opportunity to share the page with such a great group of writers, and will miss some (if not all) of the experience. We have left open the possibility of me returning to the paper in some capacity, but after more than three years there I am comfortable with the notion of moving on.

Of course, just because I’m no longer being paid to pontificate on politics doesn’t mean I’ll stop pontificating. I certainly don’t plan to maintain my prior workload, but do expect to use HA again as an outlet. So sorry, trolls. I also plan on doing some long deferred maintenance in order to both speed and clean things up around here. As for my career plans, well, I’m determined to be openminded.

It is no secret that I have long been considering a run for office, quite possibly a city council run in 2015. But I lack the financial resources to wait 22 months until my next paycheck, so I have no choice but explore more practical options.

I am fully aware that there aren’t likely any local journalism jobs out there for me—at least none that would pay the bills—so I won’t be looking too hard in that direction. May 10 will be my 10th Blogiversary; that’s a long time to be doing one thing, so I could use a change. That said, I am confident I would still be a valuable asset to the right broadcast, print, and/or online news outlet. So if anybody is looking to add a smart, wonky, passionate, provocative voice, drop me an email.

Other than that, I’m open to new challenges: communications, public relations, government relations, policy analysis, political consulting (I helped elect a Socialist, for chrisakes! What’ve the other consultants done?)—as long as it’s a cause, candidate, or product I can get behind. I am also perfectly willing to consider abandoning politics altogether. I’m a self-taught programmer capable of straddling the chasm between marketing and development, so a return to the tech industry would be appealing.

The point is, I’m looking for a job: presumably one that pays better than the last one, while harnessing my passion and creativity. So if you have any offers or suggestions, let me know.

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 3/2/14, 6:00 am

Mark 11:20
The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 2/23/14, 6:00 am

Luke 12:48
“From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded; and from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked.”

Karl Marx
“From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.”

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 2/16/14, 6:00 am

Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men fight together, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of the one attacking him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall not pity her.

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 2/9/14, 6:00 am

Psalm 137:9
Happy is the one who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks!

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 2/2/14, 6:00 am

1 Corinthians 9:24
Know ye not that they which run in a race run all, but one receiveth the prize? So run, that ye may obtain.

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 1/26/14, 6:00 am

1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 1/19/14, 6:00 am

Ezekiel 23:19-20
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 1/5/14, 6:00 am

Luke 14:26

If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple.

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 12/29/13, 9:53 am

2 Kings 2:23-24

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!”

So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

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