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HA Bible Study: Matthew 10:34-37

by Goldy — Sunday, 11/19/17, 8:48 am

Matthew 10:34-37
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man’s foes shall be they of his own household. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

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HA Bible Study: Leviticus 25:44-45

by Goldy — Sunday, 11/12/17, 6:00 am

Leviticus 25:44-45
And as for your male and female slaves whom you may have—from the nations that are around you, from them you may buy male and female slaves. Moreover you may buy the children of the strangers who dwell among you, and their families who are with you, which they beget in your land; and they shall become your property.

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HA Bible Study: Genesis 19:30-36

by Goldy — Sunday, 11/5/17, 6:00 am

Genesis 19:30-36
Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I lay with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.

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HA Bible Study: Leviticus 20:13

by Goldy — Sunday, 10/29/17, 6:00 am

Leviticus 20:13
If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

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HA Bible Study: Mark 11:20

by Goldy — Sunday, 10/22/17, 6:00 am

Mark 11:20
The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

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HA Bible Study: Deuteronomy 25:11-12

by Goldy — Sunday, 10/15/17, 6:00 am

Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men fight together, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of the one attacking him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall not pity her.

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HA Bible Study: Psalm 137:9

by Goldy — Sunday, 10/8/17, 6:00 am

Psalm 137:9
Happy is the one who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks!

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HA Bible Study: 1 Timothy 2:12

by Goldy — Sunday, 10/1/17, 6:00 am

1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

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HA Bible Study: Ezekiel 23:19-20

by Goldy — Sunday, 9/24/17, 6:00 am

Ezekiel 23:19-20
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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HA Bible Study: Luke 14:26

by Goldy — Sunday, 9/17/17, 6:00 am

Luke 14:26

If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple.

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HA Bible Study: Jeremiah 25:32

by Goldy — Sunday, 9/10/17, 6:00 am

Jeremiah 25:32
Thus saith the Lord of hosts, Behold, evil shall go forth from nation to nation, and a great whirlwind shall be raised up from the coasts of the earth.

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HA Bible Study: 2 Kings 2:23-24

by Goldy — Sunday, 9/3/17, 6:00 am

2 Kings 2:23-24

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!”

So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

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HA Bible Study: 2 Samuel 17:29

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/27/17, 6:00 am

2 Samuel 17:29
Cheese.

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HA Bible Study: Judges 10:4

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/20/17, 6:00 am

Judges 10:4
He had thirty sons, who rode thirty donkeys.

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HA Bible Study: 1 Kings 1:1-4

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/13/17, 6:00 am

1 Kings 1:1-4
King David was now an old man, and he always felt cold, even under a lot of blankets. His officials said, “Your Majesty, we will look for a young woman to take care of you. She can lie down beside you and keep you warm.” They looked everywhere in Israel until they found a very beautiful young woman named Abishag, who lived in the town of Shunem. They brought her to David, and she took care of him.

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