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    I remember Zephaniah, he was a spokesman for King Josiah, Josiah was pretty radical, even outlawing Jews worshipping trees, the symbols of the Goddess, so much that until today she is restricted to being only once a week, when women light candles in Her honor.

    As for Zephi putting words into My mouth, that is about as amusing as listening to Joseph Smith Ted Cruz’s Dad, Raphael.

    Lets leave it at this, Zephi was more than a bit like the Tea Party folks’ show blacks .. an, “Ethiopian” guy (no one called them “African American in those days” who was self hating …” Zephi went so far as to use My name to condemn his fellow blacks “You also, O Ethiopians, / Shall be killed by my sword.”

    Oh by the way, I do intend to destroy the Eatth and myself. You folks seem to be helping move that time up.

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    The penultimate wet dream of the American Christian.

    They pray every day for the LORD to come wipe out all the unbelieving heathen scum that prevent them from becoming Kings. Put them in charge of thermonuclear explosives, and they’ll find an excuse to use them, someday.

    Religion = mass psychosis.

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    I think you condemn all religion to easily.

    This world annihilation thing is pretty much an example of Christian or Muslim thinking. The rest of us? We just live here.

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    Here’s Corporate America’s new employment offer: Jobs that pay nothing.

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/101199651

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: The reason people are willing to do this, of course, is because blank spots on their resumes look really, really bad.

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/101204809

    So, with paid jobs in very short supply, people increasingly take non-paying jobs just to look busy — and, hopefully, to have a foot in the door if the business eventually needs to fill a paying job. (But why would they, when they can get people to work for free?)

    As outrageous as this is, it’s merely a waystop on the corporate bus line. Count on creative HR directors to leverage the tyranny they’re inflicting on desperate jobseekers. (“No recent work experience, no interview!”) The ultimate destination is a workplace where employees pay companies for the privilege of working there. It’s probably not far away. (After all, they pay colleges to farm them out to employers willing to let them work for free; so, why not eliminate the middleman, and have workers pay companies directly for the privilige of working?)

    Corporate America’s exproriation of labor is going ahead full bore!

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    Of course the Lord is going to destroy everything! How can Corporate America sell stuff in a world already full of stuff? They have to get rid of all the old stuff so there will be demand for new stuff. Then there will be paying jobs for interns — i.e., interns paying them for jobs making stuff! (The Lord recently was out of work, too, but just got an internship in the Creative Destruction Department.)

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    “Sorry, Smedley, but your position is being taking over by an unpaid intern. However, in view of your long and loyal service to the Company, we’ve reserved an unpaid internship for you in the shipping department, if you want it.”

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Smedley better take it. At least the shipping department is heated (although the truck loading dock isn’t). It’s awfully cold out there on the streets. And nowadays blank spots on a resume are a killer. HR people interpret that as unemployment, and you know how they feel about unemployed people.

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    @2 Well, your hominid ancestors did have to pass through Ethiopia to get from the Great Rift Valley to the Promised Land, so you humans were all Ethiopians at some point.

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    “Yeah whatever. Just destroy the jews first.”

    Don’t fret over the Jews. Zionism has already effectively destroyed Judaism as a religion.

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