Apropos to Goldy’s post below (from XKCD):

Apropos to Goldy’s post below (from XKCD):

| Obama | Romney |
| 98.9% probability | 1.1% probability |
| 311 electoral votes | 227 electoral votes |

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The Monte Carlo analysis gives Inslee wins 751,986 times, and McKenna wins 243,119 times, suggesting that, in an election held now, Inslee would win with a 75.6% probability and McKenna would win with a 24.4% probability:

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You weren't an Elector, nor was I. However, I was a whole lot closer to matriculating at the Electoral College than any of our readers -- had Maria Ehsan, the Elector chosen at the 7th Congressional District's Democratic caucus back in May, been unable to attend the Electoral College meeting in Olympia, yours truly (the Alternate Elector from WA-07) would have taken her place as one of Washington's 12 Electors.
So I was right there in the State Reception Room in Olympia's Legislative Building at noon on December 17, peering over the shoulders of the Electors as they cast their votes.... [Read more... ]
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The Breast Bomb
Breast implants. Two LARGE volumes of saline solution. Easily modified before flight by injection of whatever what wants.
In flight, the implants could be made to connect to each other by implanting a shunt that could only be found by mammography.
BTW, similar implants have been placed in mens arses for those who think the Air Marshals could watch out for busty women with Arabic accents.
Why not combine Goldy and #1’s idea?
I suggest… The Fembot!!!
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