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Why can’t the USA use Iraqi sweet crude to pay for the liberation of Iraq? Why should the American taxpayer be stuck with the 1 trillion dollar war cost? Solution: just take 1 trillion in Iraqi crude. Exactly WHO is going to stop us? No more, and no less. Liberal commie Democrats, Your comments?
“Why can’t the USA use Iraqi sweet crude to pay for the liberation of Iraq? ”
Why don’t you ask Pres. Chucklenuts? And while you’re at it, ask him why he got us into this Iraqi boondoggle in the first place.
And just to help you out, here’s his address:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20500
Good luck.
If Mexican illegals cost Americans billions in free education, social services, medical care, and crime, make Mexico pay. If not in dollars, oil. If FOX bitches, just take the oil. Who [exactly] is going to stop us? Piss on them.
In 2002, the estimate of Iraqi oil production was $20B a year. Let’s take up by 50% and say it’s worth $30B now.
Your low-balling the cost of the war at $1T, but it will take 35 years of production to offset our “investment”, 70 years if you look at the actual debt the Iraq adventure has wracked up.
Of course, that mytical figure is $30B gross, once you add in the bribes, no-bid contracts and trips to St. Andrews, it’s a wash.
We would have been better off paying the Kurds $500B to take out Saddam.
Dr. E, Sadaam was kick deep in training and helping terrorists. Too bad the 9/11 crew didn’t hit the NY Times Building. Hell, how many Democrat Jews were killed on 9/11? Why are the liberals, especially liberal Jews, so against killing Muslim terrorists?
6.
Proof required.
Iraq is a sea of oil with some sand on top. You libe don’t want to drill off the coasts or in ANWR. OK, let’s take Iraqi oil to pay ALL the costs!! BTW, Iraq has 30 trillion in oil deposites at today’s prices. The war costs 1 to 2 trillion. American taxpayers should not have to pay a dime. In addition, any family losing a military loved one should have the Iraqis pay that family 2 or 3 million. Piss on anyone who disagrees.
Paul Wolfowitz already tried the “Iraq pays for itself” canard.
Time to re-shuffle.
Did you ever notice how that America-hating son of a bitch Sean Boy Hannity is such a chickenhawk? This coward goes on about the war like it’s the best thing to ever happen to this country, yet, Sean is the perfect age to have served in Desert Storm. Why didn’t he sign up to serve his country if he thinks war is so cool? Could it be that he, like most of our current republican leadership thinks war is the answer just so long as someone else fights it?
7. NSA and CIA reports many training facilities in Iraq, including plane moke ups and support bases. Don’t forget the MIG 29s Sadaam plowed into the desert. In addition, Sadaam kills hundreds of thousands, and you libs yawn. In addition, the Number 2 in the old Iraqi Air Force discusses moving WMD to Syria 30 days before the war. Hell, Sadaam uses chemical weapons on his own people! Next you will be defending Iran and their nuclear program. You libs are sick!
Left Turn……I must have missed your post on Bill Clinton’s military service. And, as far as I know, Sean Hannity has never run for ANY public office. Nor have I. Er, LeftTurn, Your military service includes……?? JCH, [LT, USN 76-84]
11.
You know, we had the Iraq Survey Group running around looking for evidence of all that stuff for nearly a year. It was all a myth.
Time to accept reality.
LeftTurn, When Bill “Draft Dodger” Clinton ran against War Hero Bob Dole, you voted for whom?? Hypocrite pussy leftist socialist Democrat!
You know, we had the Iraq Survey Group running around looking for evidence of all that stuff for nearly a year. It was all a myth.
Time to accept reality. [Looks like the French, Russians, and Germans were all bribed. Do you really believe Kofi and the UN? Really? Perhaps the UN will solve the Iran nuclear crisis before a small nuke takes out NYC. Then you pussy libs will blame Bush again!]
“Dr. E, Sadaam was kick deep in training and helping terrorists.”
I call bullshit.
Bush is a lying tool of the neo-fascist Right.
Voter Advocate, I would have enjoyed reading your comments on D Day, or the invasions of Guam, Saipan, or the Enola Gay adventures. You pussy libs always know what’s best, AFTER the fact!!
15.
You’re in a time-warp, JCH.
Facts is facts.
Dr. E, What to see some pictures of Sadaam’s MIG 29 hidden in the Iraqi desert? Would that change your closed liberal stupid mind?
18.
I called the war on Iraq bullshit at “Cucina, Cucina” on Lake Union, July 16, 2002.
No retrospection involved. It was clear then.
Voter Advocate, Too bad the 9/11 towel heads didn’t run a 727 into the DNC headquarters. They you lib Democrats would be screaming and howling!! You guys are classic!
Voter, Sadaam sounded like John Kerry or Teddy Kennedy yesterday at his trial. Funny, you sound the same!!
And the beauty of Fascism, folks, according to one Dr. Robert O. Paxton, is that certain “mobilizing passions” enable fascist movements to take hold. Let’s examine these, one by one:
1. A sense of overwhelming crisis beyond the reach of any traditional solutions.
2. The primacy of the group, toward which one has duties superior to every right, whether individual or universal, and the subordination of the individual to it.
3. The belief that one’s group is a victim, a sentiment that justifies any action, without legal or moral limits, against its enemies, both internal and external.
4. Dread of the group’s decline under the corrosive effects of individualistic liberalism, class conflict, and alien influences.
5. The need for closer integration of a purer community, by consent if possible, or by exclusionary violence if necessary.
6. The need for authority by natural leaders (always male), culminating in a national chief who alone is capable of incarnating the group’s destiny.
7. The superiority of the leader’s instincts over abstract and universal reason.
8. The beauty of violence and the efficacy of will, when they are devoted to the group’s success.
9. The right of the chosen people to dominate others without restraint from any kind of human or divine law, right being decided by the sole criterion of teh group’s prowess within a Darwinian struggle.
Sound familiar?
Hey pussy liberal socialist Democrats posting on this board! Do ANY of you have ANY military service? Not your daddies, or older brothers, but YOU!!! [I thought so!]
Dr E, Your military service??? [I thought so!]
Maybe Sadaam could run with Hillary in 2008!! Lots of black, “guvment” hack, and terrorist votes!!
“Dr. E, What to see some pictures of Sadaam’s MIG 29 hidden in the Iraqi desert? Would that change your closed liberal stupid mind?”
Oh my gosh — I have a “liberal stupid mind. (Guess I’d rather have a liberal stupid mind than an idiotic neo-fascist one, but that’s another story…)
What’s the big deal? His military was more or less devastated in 1991. Are you really that stupid, or do you want to just try to propogate the Saddam-Al Qaeda meme?
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That’s right, an awful lot of us could see a sham for what it was (and what it still is): a sham.
Voter Advocate, Too bad the 9/11 towel heads didn’t run a 727 into the DNC headquarters. They you lib Democrats would be screaming and howling!! You guys are classic!
Comment by JCH— 1/29/06 @ 12:44 pm
Would the terrorist bite the hand that feeds them? I dont think so.
Iraqi General: Syria Gave Al Qaida Saddam’s WMDs
[A Little Sunday Morning Prwsent For You liberal Bush Hating Democrat Dumb Asses!]
A former senior military advisor to Saddam Hussein is warning that the chemical weapons used by top Al Qaida terrorist Abu Musab al Zarqawi in a foiled 2004 plot to attack Amman, Jordan were the same weapons Saddam Hussein transported to Syria before the U.S. invasion.
Gen. Georges Sada offered the stunning revelation Saturday while explaining why he didn’t decide to go public about Saddam’s hidden WMD stockpile until recently.
“As a general, you see, we should keep our secrets,” Gen. Sada told WABC Radio’s Monica Crowley. But when news broke of the foiled WMD attack on Amman, he changed his mind.
“I understood that the terrorists were going to make an explosion in Amman in Jordan . . . . and they were targeting the prime minister of Jordan, the intelligence [headquarters] of Jordan, and maybe the American embassy in Jordan – and they were going to use the same chemical weapons which we had in Iraq,” he told WABC.
28. “Dr. E” [with zero military experience], please note post 31. “Bush Lied!!! Bush Lied!! Bush Lied!! Oh……….He didn’t? Never Mind!!”…. Rosanna Rosannadana, “Saturday Night Live”
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That’s right, an awful lot of us could see a sham for what it was (and what it still is): a sham.
Comment by Dr. E — 1/29/06 @ 12:50 pm [Dr. E, There’s “an alful lot of you” who think Bush attacked blacks with Hurriance Katrina in New Orleans, and then “C4ed” the levies!! You and another ‘DR” [REV Farrakhan]. You libs are social idiots!
RUFUS, Good point. Sadaam, communists, Fidel, “Dear Leader”, Kerry, Kennedy all kind of stick together. Best regards, JCH
#10. Left Turn. I was chatting with someone who has made many radio and TV appearances and he said the winger commentators are pretty much characters they play when they are “on” (that is, whores) but Hannity is certifiably the dumbest fuck he had ever met. No act.
SWEENEY: Well let’s not go over that in the very short time we have. Let’s ask what you believe the weapons of mass destruction situation is in Iraq at the moment.
RITTER: Well, look: As of December 1998 we had accounted for 90 to 95 percent of Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction capability — “we” being the weapons inspectors. We destroyed all the factories, all of the means of production and we couldn’t account for some of the weaponry, but chemical weapons have a shelf-life of five years. Biological weapons have a shelf-life of three years. To have weapons today, they would have had to rebuild the factories and start the process of producing these weapons since December 1998.
On CNN Access, July 17, 2002
If Syria received something from Hussein then, it was not a weapon.
If Syria received something from Hussein then, it was not a weapon.
Comment by Voter Advocate — 1/29/06 @ 1:08 pm [It’s interesting that YOU know more than the CIA and NSA. Please keep us all informed!! Libs: International dumb asses!]
Voter Advocate, Perhaps you could update us on IRAN’s nuclear program! In addition, please send an update email “cc” to the CIA and NSA on your “inside” information, as they know nothing and need your input!
33.
When did Farrakhan become a liberal?
I will admit an admiration for the statements of Malcolm X after he returned from Mecca, but Farrakhan was probably involved in Malcolm’s murder.
You really must start dealing in reality. This fantasy world you live in is making your brain soft.
37.
You mean those sage predictors of the fall of Communism and the Soviet Union?
38.
Who seriously doubts the existance of nuclear weapons (or at least the capability) in Iran or North Korea?
Those concerns were present in 2002, as well.
And both of these countries have a delivery device.
These facts do not support your enthusiasm for a war in Iraq.
Audit: U.S.-Led Occupation Squandered Aid
By JIM KRANE, Associated Press Writer
19 minutes ago
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates – Iraqi money gambled away in the Philippines. Thousands spent on a swimming pool that was never used. An elevator repaired so poorly that it crashed, killing people.
A U.S. government audit found American-led occupation authorities squandered tens of millions of dollars that were supposed to be used to rebuild Iraq through undocumented spending and outright fraud.
In some cases, auditors recommend criminal charges be filed against the perpetrators. In others, it asks the U.S. ambassador to Iraq to recoup the money.
Dryly written audit reports describe the Coalition Provisional Authority’s offices in the south-central city of Hillah being awash in bricks of $100 bills taken from a central vault without documentation.
It describes one agent who kept almost $700,000 in cash in an unlocked footlocker and mentions a U.S. soldier who gambled away as much as $60,000 in reconstruction funds in the Philippines.
Fesenjan – Iranian Duck with walnuts
Categories: Poultry, Persian, Main dish
Yield: 4 servings
1 Duck, quartered
2 Onions, sliced
10 oz Ground walnuts
2 1/2 c Water
Salt
Pepper
4 tb Pomegranate syrup
2 tb Sugar
2 tb Lemon juice
Remove all the excess fat from the duck and brown the quarters lightly in a large casserole. Lift out the duck and fry the onions until bowned, then add the walnuts and 2 1/2 cups of water. Season with salt and pepper. Return the duck to the pan, adn bring the sauce to the boil. Simmer for about an hour until the duck is almost tender. Stir the pomegranate syrup and sugar into the lemon juice. Skim as much fat as possible from the casserole and then stir in the juice mixture. Simmer for another 30 minutes until the sauce is quite dark. If the sauce is too thick, add a little more water. Serve with rice.
Voter Ad, Your military service? [Yeah, I thought so!]
So J(ust)C(hewing)H(ashish)-
You’re not getting any bites on your Iraq bullshit so you’re changing the subject to…Iran??
Just like Ol’ Bushie the DESERTER. Bwahhh Haaaa Haaaa!!!
I, on the other hand, have the same amount of military service as our Dear Leader, GWB. I spent most of the 70’s doing bl0w off of hook@rs’ t!ts
JCH, I’d buy you a beer anytime. You must have been raised by a man
like I was, not some sissy liberal that cried alot. The sissy men
would be bitching about Bush if he did’nt go into Iraq saying he
was’nt doing enough to fight terrorism. John Kerry said he had a
plan. WELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT? HOW COME NOBODY ASKS THE FUCKING
GENIUS WHAT THE PLAN IS? Because they know the answer.
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“Exactly WHO is going to stop us?”
The guys blowing up the pipelines.
Come to think of it, many of the right wing nutjob hero types are noting but cowardly chickenshit chickenhawks. Dickless Cheney had “other priorities” when it came time to go to Nam. We all know MoneyFace went AWOL from his cushy National Guard duty fixed up for him so he could avoid the war. Then there’s that strong man DeLay. Oops, nope he’s a chickenhawk too. Same for Lush Flimbaugh, Jon Carlson, et. al. What a bunch of hypocritical punks. If you advocate for war yet you won’t fight in one, you’re a coward.
1
“Why can’t the USA … just take 1 trillion in Iraqi crude.”
That was Bush’s intention, but it isn’t working out according to plan.
Kevin Carns @6
“Dr. E, Sadaam was kick deep in training and helping terrorists. Too bad the 9/11 crew didn’t hit the NY Times Building. Hell, how many Democrat Jews were killed on 9/11? Why are the liberals, especially liberal Jews, so against killing Muslim terrorists?”
Wow! In just 4 sentences, you manage to repeat the whole rightwing mythology, to wit:
1. That Saddam harbored and trained terrorists;
2. The 9/11 hijackers should have taken out the NY Times (this nitwit statement is courtesy of Ann Coulter);
3. Throw in some Jew-bashing; and
4. Liberals support terrorists.
Quite a witch’s brew you’re stirring up there, Kevin — go fuck yourself. Better yet, I have a horny armadillo that’s dying to fuck you in the ass.
8
“BTW, Iraq has 30 trillion in oil deposites at today’s prices.”
Bullshit. At $60 bbl, that would be 500 billion bbls, which overstates Iraq’s reserves by a factor of four. They have only $7.5 trillion of oil, which nevertheless is enough to pay the $2 trillion cost of their liberation. So why don’t you go there and try to take it? If we’re lucky, you’ll get yourself blown up.
“The sissy men would be bitching about Bush if he did’nt go into Iraq saying he
was’nt doing enough to fight terrorism.”
Bullshit. He wasn’t doing enough to fight terrorism in the first place. If he’d really given a rat’s ass about fighting terrorism, don’t you think he might have paid attention to the PDB he got on Aug. 6, 2001, entitled “Bin Laden determined to strike in US”?
Curious how Bush suddenly does give a rat’s ass about terrorism post 9/11, once it can become a convenient political tool for Rove & Co. Play on the public’s fears — straight out of the fascist playbook. (See #24 above, but with the warning that YOU MIGHT HAVE TO DO SOME THINKING.)
We all know MoneyFace went AWOL from his cushy National Guard duty fixed up for him so he could avoid the war.
Comment by Left Turn— 1/29/06 @ 2:27 pm
No we dont know that. I know what we do know beyond a shadow of a doubt. The 60 minutes story about this 100% pure donk BS. It has been DONKUMENTED. Hehehehehehehe
DR EVIL, If Clinton and Gore would have been men instead of sissies,
all of this could have been avoided. IT IS CLINTONS FAULT FOR
9/11 PERIOD.
I wonder if Kevin is one of those wingnut idiots who swallowed the abiotic theory?
54
“No we dont know that.”
You don’t know a lot of things. For example, you don’t know the Earth is spherical, not flat.
55
“IT IS CLINTONS FAULT FOR 9/11 PERIOD.”
No, it’s Reagan’s fault.
No, it’s Adam and Eve’s fault.
”DR EVIL, If Clinton and Gore would have been men instead of sissies,
all of this could have been avoided. IT IS CLINTONS FAULT FOR
9/11 PERIOD.”
Oh my gosh — I’m “Dr. Evil” now.
Explain how Clinton is responsible for 9/11. Provide me with documented evidence.
44.
Drafted 1957, C co. 1st. Med. tank. Bn. 34th Armor at Ft. Lewis 1958 until early out in 1959.
You?
No, wait, it’s a primordial microbe’s fault!
DR EVIL, By the way, do you have a pony tail and an earring or just
a pony tail? I would bet you have both. So pretty.
63
Neither.
Wait! It’s Kevin Carns’ fault! (While it’s widely assumed that a primordial microbe was the first life on Earth, a new body of scientific evidence strongly suggests that Kevin Carns is a biological antecedent of primordial microbes.)
But the big unanswered question is: IS KEVIN CARNS ROGER RABBIT?!
I mean, how do we know Roger Rabbit isn’t a Republican mole, or something? You know, like a GOP sleeper agent? It’s entire possible that Kevin Carns has been making all the Roger Rabbit posts all along! How could any of you know he hasn’t?
ROGER RABBIT POLL
Do you think Kevin Carns is Roger Rabbit?
[ ] 1. Yes
[ ] 2. No
[ ] 3. Yes and no
[ ] 4. Maybe
[ ] 5. Who cares
You don’t know a lot of things. For example, you don’t know the Earth is spherical, not flat.
Comment by Roger Rabbit— 1/29/06 @ 2:45 pm
Yeah, or not to use MS Word when forging donkuments dated in the 1970’s.
You know that should be a new word, “donkument”. A writing a liberal presents as truth, that is 100% pure BS.
Rufus, Is that just hilarious or what? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
WHAT ABOUT JOHN KERRY AND HIS PLAN? I noticed no bites on that one.
Ya just gotta lova all these democraps like Kerry, flying around on their own 737’s and crusing on their 100+ foot yachts telling us they feel our pain and that we all should do more about global warming.
hipo-demo-crits
sigh. JCH and Rufus really are sickening.
GS
So, do you want Kerry to travel by horse-drawn buggy? If he did, you’d probably still complain about the methane.
By the way, it’d be “hippo”-, not “hipo”.
I want to know what JOHN KERRYS PLAN IS. Anyone?
sigh. JCH and Rufus really are sickening.
Comment by TheDeadlyShoe— 1/29/06 @ 3:05 pm
Hey I can’t help it if I am mocking you libs by telling the truth.
Fifty some million people voted for JOHN KERRY AND HIS PLAN.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PLAN?
Did I miss out on the JOHN KERRY PLAN? Please help.
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I once knew what his plan was before I forgot what it was, does that count.
mark – do you read at all?
Here, let me help:
http://www.google.com/search?c.....8;oe=UTF-8
Then click the third link that shows up. I’ll even put it here:
http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/19947/
RUFUS, You deserve a gigantic pitcher of beer. Two thumbs up.
Hey, I can spell thumbs and I went to public shool. A rare breed.
You see, mark, some of us were paying attention back in ’04. Not that anything Kerry said back then is particularly germane now, since he’s not president, and therefore not in charge of this mess that Boobush got us into.
You GOPers that continue to support this administration are, in my view, morally responsible for this war. So my question to you is: what are YOU gonna do about it?
C’mon guys, what’s the goal? What’s the plan?
Dr E, the plan is to keep KILLING the towel headed pieces of shit
that want to kill liberals. They don’t hate conservatives. They
hate sissy fudge packing ponytail hollywood scum like yourself.
Anyway, the best place to fight the towelheads is over there not
here. If you pussy fucks keep screwing around, then they will
bring the fight here so it can be Bushes fault. They started it
a long time ago. Finally, we have a President that cares about
the United States. JOHN KERRYS PLAN IS TO Pull out eventually.
The guy is a genius. That is not my SUV.
Alright mark, you’ve shown yourself to be a hate-filled bigot. To wit:
“towel headed pieces of shit”
“sissy fudge packing ponytail hollywood scum”
That explains how JCH is retired. . .he DID go to Iraq. . . .did his “grab the money and run” number and now is in hiding on Hawii.
1Geez, even with all the illegal eavesdropping we couldn’t tell Hamas was head and shoulders above Fatah. Way to go Chucklenuts. . .
We got the 9/11 party cuz Condaleeza was off shopping for Gucci’s aftere tossing the memo. Way to go. . .
I think Hannity is now up to replace Robertson as an imbed with the Iraqi’s. . . .
Nevertheless, mark, I’m going to try to penetrate your massive ignorance.
1. How are the “towelheads” (your term, not mine) going to “bring the fight here”? Do they have a navy or air force to bring their batallions of troops over here?
2. Where were all these “terrorists” and “insurgents” lurking before Bush invaded Iraq? Why weren’t they agitating to kill us then?
3. When is this “long time ago” that you talk about? 2001? 1982? 1764? Really, I’m confused.
4. How on Earth does Bush show that he cares about the United States? By waging an illegal war of aggression while simultaneously giving massive tax cuts?
“the plan is to keep KILLING the towel headed pieces of shit
that want to kill liberals.”
Oh, and one more thing, mark. Are you defending liberals with this statement? If so, that’s quite magnanimous of you.
I know, we can put Bernie Kerik in charge of the security to remove all that “sweet Iraqi crude”, he won’t steal that much, and we can sell the balance to pay for the Iraq war. . .oops, we already tried that.
Amazing how Giulani’s boy developed “other priorities” right after they ble w up a truck down the street from his hotel.
Anyone know if those six hundred upArmored vehicles are still parked in Kuwait? Did they steal one for the broadcaster to use, or did he rate before a trooper for one of the new ones? One hell of a way to run a was,Rummy. . . .
What a match, Our planning for Katrina and Iraq. Genius. Sheer genius.
I know, we’re not ‘winning their hearts and minds’ fast enough with Abu Ghraib. . .we can abuse Islamic womanhood by taking their wives into custody. . . that’ll win friends.
2. Where were all these “terrorists” and “insurgents” lurking before Bush invaded Iraq? Why weren’t they agitating to kill us then?
Comment by Dr. E— 1/29/06 @ 3:45 pm
They were killing us over seas. You just weren’t paying attention. The USS Cole was not bombed by Tele Tubies.
What a lameass excuse. We ‘had hard intelligence’ about Osama’s whereabouts, but couldn’t bomb him without permission from the Pak’s. So he got away. . . But we can kill Pak families with impunity and without permission when Osama’s not there. . .
Rufus. . .you look a lot like a teletubby. Is that a purple handbag in your hand?
Oh, right, and I remember that the first attempt by those imbeciles in Yemen led to a number of them drowning as their boat sank.
But don’t worry,Rufass, they can’t fire you for your handbag now. . . .
Nevertheless, my question still stands: where were all these “terrorists” and “insurgents” — you know the ones running around Iraq right now — lurking before Chucklenuts decided to invade? I mean, they had to be somewhere, right? Did they all stream over the borders, and if so, why weren’t the borders secured?
By the way, maybe you wingers could write to Chucklenuts and ask him to go looking for bin Laden in the various dialysis clinics in the Afghan-Pakistani border region. If he’s gonna turn up alive anywhere, chances are he’ll have a needle in his arm for several hours at one of these places.
What a lameass excuse. We ‘had hard intelligence’ about Osama’s whereabouts, but couldn’t bomb him without permission from the Pak’s.
You know Clinton had Osama too but decided to pull out at the last minute. Monica didn’t swallow. Hehehehehehe
“What a lameass excuse. We ‘had hard intelligence’ about Osama’s whereabouts, but couldn’t bomb him without permission from the Pak’s.”
Hmmm, that didn’t stop us a couple of weeks ago, did it.
Bush is a liar. This statement is fact.
Bush’s apologists are liars as well, or dupes. Mostly liars.
Reading the trollfuck’s vomit and sludge on this site is no longer amusing, or funny, or anything else.
THIS is what the Republican party has in store for America???
Permanent war…a shitty economy…no health care…a permanent underclass…warrantless spying on US citizens…government intrusion into the very most private parts of our lives…
What a great fucking fuiture. Rufus, JCH, mark, GS…
YOU are the fucking ENEMY.
I wonder if Rufus is the same person as JCH . . . or at least operating out of the same Republican “p.r.” shop.
From far above –
The GI who went on the gambling spree is the only one I can have any sympthy about. I just hope there was a good whorehouse nearby, with the full range of men and women — so his vacation was truly well spenttttt.
Just above- Yes,
Three cheers – YOU are the fucking scumbag ENEMY.
I’m with you, rujax. The perfidy of Chucklenuts and cohorts is stupefying. I mean, I fully expected the GOP leadership to expect the country to bend over and get reemed, that’s pretty much what all GOP administrations do, but the alacrity with which these bastards fuck us all over is really over the top.
Worse still is the large number of people (a minority now, but still a substantial number) that willingly accept getting reemed — and don’t apparently believe there’s any reeming going on. They probably won’t miss their civil rights, once they’re gone.
RUFUS. Please make us all a promise (nearly impossible for NeoCons) that yourself, JCH, mark, puddybud, prr, MTR and your godfather Kevin will always act the same way in public as you do here incognito. Your type of ‘tripe’ it the best thing going for the Democrats in the USA. Anyone with an ounce of sence could listen to your diatribes, lies and talking points and run 180 degrees into the opposite direction. Please, please, please all of you pet wingNUTS here at HA keep up the great work.
ps. (RUFUS, have you finished sucking that blue dress clean yet? After all it seems an obsession to you)
One: Please note that lowercase “mark” is neither “marks” nor me (“Mark”).
Two: Wha’d’ya Lefties all think of your standard-bearer “Crawford Cindy” Sheehan running against Feinstein?
I don’t see you guys givin’ her all the love now that she’s proven herself to be a nutball beyond Dean, TeddyK or even Farrakhan proportions.
Or is this a Lefty-calculated scheme to make even the libs in your party look vaguely sane?
44., 61.
JCH, what was your service?
I thought you wanted to go have a beer and talk about the old days in the Army, Navy, Marine, National Girls, etc.
What a great fucking fuiture. Rufus, JCH, mark, GS…
YOU are the fucking ENEMY.
Comment by rujax206 — 1/29/06 @ 4:42 pm [Rujax, I can’t feel your “love”, and spelling counts, even in the “fuiture”. [hehe]]
Did you ever notice how that America-hating son of a bitch Sean Boy Hannity is such a chickenhawk? This coward goes on about the war like it’s the best thing to ever happen to this country, yet, Sean is the perfect age to have served in Desert Storm. Why didn’t he sign up to serve his country if he thinks war is so cool? Could it be that he, like most of our current republican leadership thinks war is the answer just so long as someone else fights it?
Comment by Left Turn— 1/29/06 @ 12:30 pm
Left Turn why exclude you in that statement? Dial 1-800-344-0539 and ask for the Washington Air National Guard Recruiter. They will be more than happy to help you start your new carrier in the National Guard. You can tell them I refer you to them and expect the red carpet treatment. Good Luck! You will probably have to change your name. The women doing really like boys wearing their emotion on their chest.
85.That explains how JCH is retired. . .he DID go to Iraq. . . .did his “grab the money and run†number and now is in hiding on Hawii.
Comment by Tree Frog Farmer — 1/29/06 @ 3:39 pm {nope, But I was off the coast of Iran [way off!] in “Gonzo Station” in 79 and 80. Now, Tree Frog, tell me about YOUR military service, piss ant pussy liberal Democrat!
114.
JCH is an Anchor Klanker? Go fuck yourself, squid.
Why the hell didn’t you get those hostages, hero?
72…..Ya just gotta lova all these democraps like Kerry, flying around on their own 737’s and crusing on their 100+ foot yachts telling us they feel our pain and that we all should do more about global warming.
hipo-demo-crits
Comment by GS — 1/29/06 @ 3:03 pm [Great post! “All animals are equal, but Democrat pigs with Gulfstream G-5s and 130 foot yachts, 4 mansions, and 5 SUVs are a little more “Global Warming” equal than others!! Classic!!]
44.
Drafted 1957, C co. 1st. Med. tank. Bn. 34th Armor at Ft. Lewis 1958 until early out in 1959.
You?
Comment by Voter Advocate — 1/29/06 @ 2:46 pm [LY, USN 76-84, Gator Navy, WESTPACs [3], Surface Warfare
47. mark, My respects, JCH, Big Island HI
Oh, right, and I remember that the first attempt by those imbeciles in Yemen led to a number of them drowning as their boat sank.
Comment by Dr. E— 1/29/06 @ 4:03 pm
Left Turn why exclude you in that statement? Dial 1-800-344-0539 and ask for the Washington Air National Guard Recruiter. They will be more than happy to help you start your new carrier in the National Guard. You can tell them I refer you to them and expect the red carpet treatment. Good Luck! You will probably have to change your name. The women doing really like boys wearing their emotion on their chest.
Dr E. what drugs are you on today? Have you ever been in the Middle East? If so what Century? Beside what kind of Doctor are you and where did you get your Degree? Last question have you ever met a terrorist in your lifetime?
“Please note that lowercase “mark” is neither “marks” nor me (“Mark”).”
That’s nice, Mark. Care to tell us how your political views differ from any of the other Marks posting here?
Klake — yes, 20th century. 1995, to be precise. Met some of the most hospitable and friendly people I can remember. I don’t think any of them were terrorists, at least not then. Of course, once we started bombinb the bejeezus out of them, all bets are off.
BTW, I still have a lot of friends from the region, most of whom have no problem separating American foreign policy from Americans themselves. Can’t say the same for most Americans, though.
Dr E. Is this the world you dream of for us Dreamers?
Dreamers and humanitarians have long campaigned for the idea of general and eternal peace. Out of the misery and distress that wars have brought to individuals and peoples, the deep longing arose for peace that should never again be disturbed. Utopians paint the advantages of freedom from war in the most splendid colors and call on states to unite in an enduring alliance for peace embracing the entire world. They appeal to the highmindedness of emperors and kings; they refer to divine commands and promise whoever would realize their ideals undying fame far exceeding even that of the great war heroes.
History has omitted these peace proposals from its agenda. They have never been anything more than literary curiosities that no one took seriously. The powerful have never thought of renouncing their power; it has never occurred to them to subordinate their interests to the interests of humanity, as the naive dreamers demanded.
http://www.mises.org/nsande/pt1iich2~d.asp
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No. What’s your fascination with Ludwig von Mises, anyway?
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“… not to use MS Word when forging donkuments dated in the 1970’s. Comment by RUFUS— 1/29/06 @ 2:55 pm”
Sounds like a Carns operation.
Probably a GOP disinformation operation — you guys are the only people who do that kind of shit.
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“A writing a liberal presents as truth, that is 100% pure BS.”
You mean like “Unfit to Command?” Or “Treason?” Or the new book about Hillary? Or anything written by Sean O’Reilly? Yeah, you guys are the experts in BS, all right.
Republican = born liar
I notice Mark the Redneck hasn’t been around since Kevin Carns was exposed as the BIAW’s professional troll. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
Hey Doofus, how does it feel being MTR and 666 other personalities?*
* According to the Bible, “666” is the mark of the Devil.
Republican = evil
But the question is, is Roger Rabbit one of Kevin Carns’ sleeper IDs?
You know, those malefactors who keep a low profile for years, waiting for a ripe time to sneak up on you.
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“sigh. JCH and Rufus really are sickening.”
Not really. They’re mainly B-O-R-I-N-N-N-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G
Bullshit Roger! I Know the Earth is spherical, it’s you flatheads I am unsure about!
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“Did I miss out on the JOHN KERRY PLAN?”
Yes, you apparently sleepwalked through 2004.
“Please help.”
Glad to. Kerry’s plan was to do things right for a change, instead of fucking everything up like Bush and the GOP. Or, put another way, the Kerry Plan was to unfuck America.
Kevin Carns @76
“Hey I can’t help it if I am mocking you libs by telling the truth.”
Anytime a wingnut uses the word “truth,” look out!!! Wingers and the word “truth” go together like kids and alcohol go together — you don’t want them behind the wheel after they’ve been imbibing.
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“RUFUS, You deserve a gigantic pitcher of beer.”
No, absolutely not! See #136 above.
Glad to see Kerry got back to Washington for his monday make a fool of himself again session, Had to cut short a Ski Trip overseas in his own personal 737. He came back just in thime to tell the rest of us Americans how we should live our lives and how he definately feels our pain!
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“You GOPers that continue to support this administration are, in my view, morally responsible for this war. So my question to you is: what are YOU gonna do about it? C’mon guys, what’s the goal? What’s the plan?”
Let’s hand them all over to the Hague.
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“You GOPers that continue to support this administration are, in my view, morally responsible for this war. So my question to you is: what are YOU gonna do about it? C’mon guys, what’s the goal? What’s the plan?”
Better yet, let’s hand ’em all over to an angry Iraqi mob.
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“JOHN KERRYS PLAN IS TO Pull out eventually.”
Bush’s plan is to pull out eventually, too. Rummy said so. Gawd, you wingnuts are stupid. Is it dark in that tunnel where you stuck your head?
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“THIS is what the Republican party has in store for America???”
Yup, their plan for “permanent majority” status is to privatize the public schools and have the Christian Taliban run them so everyone will be as ignorant as they are.
We already achieved a permanent majority. You side of No No No ers is assuring we keep it.
Watch em wail tommorrow folks! The No No No ers’ on Alito Fullofbuster is about to begin.
I’ll tune in on Tuesday when he is sent to the Supreme court!
Kevin Carns @110
“Two: Wha’d’ya Lefties all think of your standard-bearer “Crawford Cindy” Sheehan running against Feinstein?”
What do YOU think of Rick Santorum’s double-digit deficit in the polls? He’s gonna be GONE next January.
Kevin Carns @114
“Comment by Tree Frog Farmer — 1/29/06 @ 3:39 pm {nope, But I was off the coast of Iran [way off!] in “Gonzo Station” in 79 and 80. Now, Tree Frog, tell me about YOUR military service, piss ant pussy liberal Democrat!”
Just like a Republican — hiding on a ship while real men do the real work onshore.
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Let’s split the difference: hand them over to an angry Iraqi mob first, then turn them over to the Hague.
Dr. E @121
HA is full of generic marks, i.e. “mark” as in “fool.”
Kevin Carns @134
“I Know the Earth is spherical … Comment by GS— 1/29/06 @ 7:37 pm”
Really? You sure fooled me! So let me ask you a question. If you know the Earth is spherical, why are you a wingnut? Why are you in denial about all the rest of the universe’s realities? Are you wilfully stupid, or were you born that way?
GS @144
Yes, you strike me as the kind of stupid person who would think Alito on the Supreme Court is a good thing.
Dr. E @147
“140
Let’s split the difference: hand them over to an angry Iraqi mob first, then turn them over to the Hague. Comment by Dr. E— 1/29/06 @ 8:02 pm”
You mean in one of those plastic bags people scoop doggy poop into? Do you think there’ll be that much left of them?
Does anybody out there know if Roger Rabbit is really Kevin Carns?
GS said “I’ll tune in on Tuesday when he is sent to the Supreme court!”. That would be a laugh, GS has not been tuned in to the real world for ages. He lives in his own versions of ‘fantasy island’ with JCH, mtr, mark, RUFUS etc. Someday these professional trolls will have a rude awakening. That day of change is coming closer, starting in Nov ’06, Nov ’08 and then on to the Hague.
Probably not, but just in case…
That was in response to 151.
Stefan — why are you keeping all the loot from your lawsuit against King County for yourself, instead of sharing it with the generous donors to your “legal action fund” who paid for the lawsuit? Is it because you can’t hold a job and need the money? Or because you’re a selfish prick? Or because your lawsuit had no merit and you fucking LOST in court? Which is it, Stefan? The world wants to know.
BTW Stefan, I didn’t read Sucky Politics today, and I didn’t read your pathetic little blog yesterday, either.
Hey Roger, while you’re here, can you give us a legal opinion on this statement Chucklenuts made at his press conference the other day?
“Secondly, the FISA law was written in 1978. We’re having this discussion in 2006. It’s a different world. And FISA is still an important tool. It’s an important tool. And we still use that tool. But also — and we — look — I said, look, is it possible to conduct this program under the old law? And people said, it doesn’t work in order to be able to do the job we expect us to do.”
Is he suggesting that he can go ahead and disregard laws based on their age?
Hey Stefan — I know you read HorsesAss — because your blog is so pathetic even YOU don’t read it!!!
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Interesting view on a Kevin Sites blog at yahoo.
If you wish to really know the reason for any country’s foreign or domestic policies just follow the money trail! The entire middle east was set up in the countries we see today by the British, French, and American intelligence communities post-World War 2 /Post-Colonialism in order to install friendly rulers or “Royal Families” that would continue to provide low-cost oil and gas resources to the western world. These rulers have enriched themselves and squandered the capital they have received on themselves and military excesses and now the western world and the unrestrained middle east “population bomb” of the past 60 years is exploding in unsustainable price hikes and still not solving the unemployment, hunger and human needs in the middle east and across the world! We need sustainable growth, alternative energy sources, population control, diversification of industries beyond oil & gas, basic human rights and freedoms, self-suffiency in water and food production,and a creative middle class to solve the problems of the middle east and western world! Without applying these solutions we are headed into more wars, famines, droughts, plagues, and dictatorships both religious or military that we see today! To change the human heart, mind, body & actions is the toughest job we all have to do. No one religion, philosophy, ideology, or political system has all the answers but they all have something to contribute if we look for their truths!”
http://hotzone.yahoo.com/b/hotzone/blogs2389
and congratulations to Goldy and HA. About 50% of the times I try to post the ‘server is too busy”
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“Is he suggesting that he can go ahead and disregard laws based on their age?”
Yeah. That’s why he ignores the Constitution. Hell, it was written way back in 1776.
Bush thinks the statute of limitations works this way: If a law is more than two years old, he can’t be charged under it anymore.
and as Chimp talks about reducing the size of the National Guard the army sees thing differently.
The U.S. Army has forced about 50,000 soldiers to continue serving after their voluntary stints ended under a policy called “stop-loss,” but while some dispute its fairness, court challenges have fallen flat.
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The policy applies to soldiers in units due to deploy for the Iraq. “The Army said stop-loss is vital to maintain units that are cohesive and ready to fight. But some experts said it shows how badly the Army is stretched and could further complicate efforts to attract new recruits.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/200.....NlYwM5NjQ-
You folks would not mind helping some airline stewardesses out durning hard times.
http://www.stewsstripped.com/
The “Stews” (current and former airline stewardesses) have been able to bring national attention to the fact that many large corporations are shirking their responsibility to their employees’ retirement plans and dumping that responsibility on the government, (tax payers) all while the upper management (CEOs, presidents, etc.) of these corporations continue to pull down their multi-million dollar salaries and bonuses while protecting their retirement packages.
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Congressional critics have assailed stop-loss, and 2004 Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry called it “a back-door draft.” The United States abolished the draft in 1973, but the all-volunteer military never before has been tested by a protracted war.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/200.....NlYwM5NjQ-
Comment by Cougar— 1/29/06 @ 8:20 pm
Cougar why didn’t Kerry promote the draft if he knew the all volunteer military never before has been tested by a protracted war
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No. What’s your fascination with Ludwig von Mises, anyway?
Comment by Dr. E— 1/29/06 @ 7:13 pm
Dr E. I am just studying how the human mind works and where you get your information. Most people are quite predictable, but some are quite complicated, you are a little bit of a challenge. What Middle Eastern Nation did you visited? I agree with you they are great people and fun to visit. My job is to ID the bad chaps who would rather cut your head off than give you the time of day. It could take many years to help them get on their feet but not as long as it took us to complete the task in Japan.
and congratulations to Goldy and HA. About 50% of the times I try to post the ’server is too busy”
Comment by Cougar— 1/29/06 @ 8:15 pm
Cougar it is your ISP.
thanks Klake (pie in face)
APPLE PIE
Categories: Pies, Desserts, Apples
Yield: 6 servings
1/3 c Sugar
2 tb Flour
1 c Milk
3 Egg yolks
1 tb Margarine
1/2 ts Vanilla
2 lb Tart cooking apples
1 tb Lemon juice
2 tb Margarine
2 tb Sugar
1 ds Nutmeg
3/4 c Apricot preserves
1 Egg yolk
1 tb Water
Prepare pastry and line one 9-inch pie plate. In small saucepan,
combine sugar and flour, mixing well. Stir in milk. Bring to boil
while stirring. Reduce heat and simmer until slightly thickened. In bowl, beat egg yolks slightly and add small amount hot mixture. Pour egg mixture into saucepan. Add margarine and vanilla. Cool. Peel and slice apples, sprinkle with lemon juice. In skillet, combine
margarine, sugar and nutmeg and melt. Add apples; saute, stirring occasionally. Cook until almost tender, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat. Pour into pastry shell. Pour cooled filling over apples. In saucepan, melt preserves and spread evenly over apple mixture. Top
with pastry. Beat egg yolk and water and brush on pastry. Bake in 425 degree oven 40 min. or until golden. (pastry for 2 crust pie)
I would use your recipe Belltowner, but I was thinking more of a banana cream pie.
Cougar,
Thanks for the wonderful diatribe on me!
Your Shit for brains = Your Shit in print
Looking forward to Tuesday!
Tim Eyman is going to file a petition to repeal 2661 on Monday. So now we will have a list complete with names and address for every bigot in our state.
I hearby declare Tuesday the 31st day of January. 2006, Freedom Day. The day the SCOTUS is taken from the evil hands of the liberals and into the hands of constitutionalists. It is a great day for America.
Sorry for the late post my rightist friends, but another day acquiring over 4000 FFM on a plane. Didn’t John Forbes Kerry say part of his paln was to consult the French? Now in your best Inspector Clouseau Accent: “Eh, do you mean Jean Fraud Kerrie?”
KLake: While overseas in the Middle East during the mid 90s, I made friends with Kuwaitis, Egyptians, UAEs, Jordanians, Palestinians, Saudis and Dubais. They were very inquisitive in respect to a black man in computer technology. I blew their stereotype away. They had stereotypes pushed forth on their teles by the leftist Hollyweird crowd over us with big lips and big butts always saying “Yes Massa” needing the white man to think for us. Well if you are black and vote Democratic, the stereotype is still true unfortunately!!!
After I destroyed another leftist myth we had a good time. All nice people but they did hate Israel. It was a four hour conversation over dinner one night. I still have all their business cards with their email addresses.
Cougar: Maybe your ISP views your idiotic posts for what they are and they are providing you a valuable service by blocking your blog messages! They didn’t want their peers to know an IDIOT such as yourself uses their service!
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I wish I was on that list. Any list a leftist hates has to be good.
Belltowner
Don’t have a clue what that was all about, but thanks for the recipie. I will let you know how it turns out.
BTW lefties: Weren’t some of these jingles the weekly theme songs to Kerry’s 2004 campaign?
http://www.msmcilvoy.com/colle.....orites.htm
Can you imagine if Kerry won in 2004, this would be our national anthem: Land of the Lost!
http://www.msmcilvoy.com/colle.....e_Lost.wav
BTW: Kerry already hummed this one!
http://www.msmcilvoy.com/colle.....lipper.wav
RUFUS @ 174
Such as SCOTUS havining the Constitutional right to flush the 4th Amendment down the drain?
Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Just curious?
CMDR Ogg: I agree with you to a point. But if an Al Qaeda member accidentally calls CMDR Ogg, what would your first conversational line be? – “Damn man, hang up; I’m being monitored by Monkey Face?”
Mine would be “Who the Fuck are you and why the fuck are you calling here?” Wait a minute!!! That was a recent call from a democratic pollster calling on this monitoring issue! I guess I mistook him for Qaeda!
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Does that extend to international phone calls to terrorist nations? If it does than we have been violating this amendment for a long time.
Comment on 165
Well, Kevin (aka Flaky Klake), guess which political party made it easy for corporations to manipulate bankruptcy laws to dump their union contracts and pension obligations, while making it impossible for unlucky citizens to get out from under crushing medical debts?
Republicans = evil bastards
Kevin @167
“Dr E. I am just studying how the human mind works”
You???
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“into the hands of constitutionalists”
Another pathetic misuse of the English language by a wingnut moron.
“Constitutionalism is the limitation of government by law. Constitutionalism also implies a balance between the authority and power of the government.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitutionalist
Tell me, Doofus, if this is what you believe in, why do you support Bush, who neither respects the law nor the principle of checks and balances?
Puddybud,
Bush probably broke the law. Harsh, but true. He basically admitted on National Television that he has the right to ignore the 4th amendment, Congressional oversight, and the United States Federal code TITLE 50 > CHAPTER 36, more commonly known as the FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE SURVEILLANCE ACT.
If this does not bother you; if you truly believe that the current occupant of the White House is not required to obey any law that he does not agree with under the quasi-legal theory of The Unitary Executive, then I guess we really do not speak the same language.
If Clinton tried to pull the same stunt, the press, the pundits, and the Republican Congress would have figuratively “hanged him from the highest tree”. G-d bless America.
Comment on 182
Since, according to our righty friends, we liberals are friends of Al Qaeda it should be a simple matter for us to arrange for our “friends” to call Puddycheeks, to get him on the NSA suspected-terrorist watch list.
why thank you puddybud @ 175. Words of wisdom coming from a RepubliCON like yourselves will always be cherished in my heart. (NOT)
Dr. E @ 121: “Care to tell us how your political views differ from any of the other Marks posting here?”
First of all, I’m THE original Mark. To answer your question… For one, I’m a moderate conservative. Some of the other “mark” variants appear to be more in line with the Far Right. Two, I don’t tend to use profanities or make direct vulgar references (e.g. I might question Roger Rabbit’s prowess in bed, but I won’t use graphic detail). I also call ’em as I see ’em. There are things the GOP does right and things it does wrong. There are things the Dems do wrong and sometimes they even get things right. And that is something you Lefties are utterly unable to do — find any fault in your own party besides “he didn’t protest loud enough” or whatnot.
Bunny Boy @ 145: “Kevin Carns @110…”
You can ask Goldy… I’m not Kevin and he is not me.
And, back to my original question that you avoided… Do you still get all warm and fuzzy inside… all dreamy and googly-eyed… thinking about… YOUR… DEMOCRATIC… STANDARD-BEARER… “Crawforrrrrrd Cinnnnn… deeeeeeeee” Sheehan?
RR, I think it would be a better service to society if he was put on a short list for NASA’s next exploration of ….let’s say the Sun!
JCH bOY WHAT A RESPONCE WHEN YOU ASK THOSE FUCKHEADS THERE SERVICE NO ANSWER BUT I HAVE BEEN TOLD THEY WERE IN EOD AND THERE MAIN JOB WAS BLOWING UP BUSES BUT HAD TO QUIT BECAUSE THEY KEPT BURNING THERE LIPS ON THE EXHAUST PIPE.
http://www.fugly.com/media/dow.....;per_page=
To my liberal friends, doesn’t this clip remind you of many of our trolls? (Mr.C., puddybuddy, MTR, etc)
Ladies and Gentlemen:
Where in the Constitution does it say Abortion is a right? – Yeah, I didn’t think so!
Where in the 4th Amendment does it say absolutely no Electronic eavesdropping of your email or phone conversations is a right? – Yeah, I didn’t think so!
If one wants to cry Wolf over this issue, amend the Constitution to bring it up to date. This is the same problem I have over the SCOTUS ruling on Blackberry’s. I love my Blackberry, and these companies who use our old antiquated patent laws to screw the public of useful technology need their comeuppance. So lefties change the Constitution and I’ll find a placard and protest with you!!!
Speaking of the New Democratic Code of Conduct, here is a pearl of wisdom I found on the Internet: Is Hillary scratching her brain?
http://www.wyolife.com/kerryfe.....icking.jpg
And more on this code of conduct from the Internet: http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7070/gore4dw.jpg
Dems Code of Conduct…learn it, live it
1) Don’t refer to American troops as Nazis or Gulag
2) If there’s a stain on the dress, it’s common courtesy to pay for the dry cleaning
3) If a girl drowns in your car, don’t name your dog Splash
4) When on the campaign trail, try not to howl into the microphone like someone just gave you a bourbon enema
5) Abortion is now a bad thing, but it’s still not bad enough to outlaw
6) Guns still kill people, unless it’s in the hands of Tookie–then it’s just a setup
7) If you say something negative about the war, always follow it with “I support the troops”
8) Keep promising handouts…gotta keep that minority vote
9) If you raise taxes, just tell them it “only affects the rich”
10) If you fail code 1-9, blame it on a vast right wing conspiracy
11) Don’t vote for any bridge projects unless they include provisions for guard rails which can withstand the impact of a 1967 Oldsmobile Delta 88.
12) The use of the phrase “President Bush” in a speech is forbidden unless the sentence also includes the words “liar”, “Nazi”, “failure”, “warmonger”, and/or “retard”.
13) Do NOT use tinfoil hats, as they’ve been shown to actually INCREASE one’s susceptability to Karl Rove’s mind-control rays.
14) Prove how dangerous guns are by having your Secret Service bodyguard shoot people at random.
15) Make sure he hits an Affirmative Action quota’s worth of black people, lest you be accused of racism.
16) Tell the victims’ families that it was the Republicans’ fault for not spending more on body armor.
17) Don’t take bribes. If someone offers you money in return for a promise to vote a certain way on a bill, that’s a bribe. Just take the money and wink slyly – that way there’s technically no promise involved, and it’s considered a “campaign contribution”.
18) Avoid using the racist and offensive term “terrorist”. Use “person of shrapnel” instead.
19) Al Gore is NOT a piece of furniture – that’s just his personality. Don’t set your drink on him.
20) If you do set your drink on him, at least use a coaster.
21) Even if you just had a baby, don’t offer a cigar to Hillary Clinton. It makes her twitchy for some reason.
22) Carpooling can help save the Earth’s precious, dwindling resources. Make sure there are at least two people in your vehicle at all times – for example, you and your limo driver.
23) Whenever possible, shoot spitballs at that backstabber Zell Miller.
24) If you accidentally put out his eye, blame the Republicans for not buying him body armor.
25) True, body armor wouldn’t have prevented an eye injury, buy your constituents are too stupid to figure that out, so there’s no need to pass up a perfectly good opportunity to blame Republicans.
26) Pointing out the resemblance between Nancy Pelosi and Michael Jackson will be grounds for censure.
27) NO MORE CRYING!… [looking your way, Voinovich]
A delightful throng of wingnut idiocy brought to us c/o the RNC and their minions: NewWhacks, WingNutDaily, Moonie Times, etc..
Secondhand thoughts for secondhand people.
Clueless, [197], They sound pretty funny to me!!!
“What the American people have seen is this incredible disparity in which those people who had cars and money got out and those people who were impoverished died.â€
— Ted Kennedy on Hurricane Katrina
“Dittoâ€
— Mary Jo Kopechne
GC, When you and you “partner†give each other “anal Tookie Williams love”, and “end up†[get it?] with AIDs, why is it Bush’s fault? In addition, how does a gay know whether he whats his partner to “Tookie†him up his rectum, or whether you what to “give a little Tookie anal love†to your buddy? Finally, why should MY health insurance go up because you fags love to sodomize each other? Any queer liberal Democrats…..Your thoughts?
NEW YORK — Time Inc. is dropping the axe on as many as 80 employees today in the latest, much-feared round of cutbacks. The affected staffers, who were being notified of their fates today, come from both the editorial and business sides of Time Inc. operations. The layoffs come just a month after Chairwoman-CEO Ann S. Moore’s December company reorganization — and culling of 105 employees, including top talent like Eileen Naughton, who had been president at the Time Group, and Richard Atkinson, who had been exec VP-news and information group. [Liberal democrat Time fired staffers………..Evil WALMART is hiring……..Hmmmmmmmmmm………]
Stefan – why are you keeping all the loot from your lawsuit against King County for yourself, instead of sharing it with the generous donors to your “legal action fund” who paid for the lawsuit? Is it because you can’t hold a job and need the money? Or because you’re a selfish prick? Or because your lawsuit had no merit and you fucking LOST in court? Which is it, Stefan? The world wants to know.
Comment by Roger Rabbit— 1/29/06 @ 8:11 pm
He is going to use for a good cause. He will be challanging voter registration in KC. A worthy persuit indeed.
WHAT? windie speechless? Tell me it ain’t so?
So windie, did you read on the net the British are afraid of a AID suicide bomber? Since it’s against the Muslim religion to be a fudge packer (they kill you!), they are going to my beloved Africa to hire AIDS infected people. How do they get them? Unfortunately the infected African men are under some stupid thought if you screw as many virgins as possible you can get rid of AIDS. This just increases the AIDS population. I wonder who told them that? Certainly not a conservative! So the islamofascists are on recrutiing trips now!
Comment by Puddybud — 1/30/06 @ 4:00 pm {If the Democrats lose votes due to dying AIDs voters not being able to vote, there will be HELL to pay! Warning to Democrats: Beware of homo “anal†sex with black terrorists from the Sudan and other African countries. Mr. X and Dr. E, no swallowing!!]
Comment by JCH — 1/30/06 @ 4:28 pm
Dr E. – I ask you to read this from the sister of one of the US Airline pilots of 9/11. We didn’t intercept the call from Al Qaeda and it was to a hijacker. Nuff said pal!
http://www.opinionjournal.com/.....=110007694.)